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# a bull in a china shop...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Don't you mean
a bill in a china shop?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# pffft
too much punnage
/collapses
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# I don't blame him.
That vase he broke looks expensive...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
# you are the master of pun
I bow to you
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Seven minutes without a pun makes one weak.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
# these are meant to be funny
but no pun in ten did.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)
# A pun is it own reword
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)
# aw but
he's so sweet! bless!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)
# The Bride will have her revenge...
... she will choose the most expensive pudding.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Let's nip this in the bud shall we?


(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Simply thought it was a nice idea
... that hadn't been done before.

Woo, by the way.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# actually yes it is a nice idea that hasn't been done before
I'm just being pre-emptive

tell you what, you set off the fire alarm and I'll wait at the door with a paintball gun


/runs away looking shifty
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)
# *grabs net*
You're on!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)
# wait up i'll grab my marker too....
.
*toddles off happily in the knowledge that the alarm will go*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)
# that
is most woosome!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Bwahaha
That'll show him
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
# *titter*
preview tomorrow ... I'm worried* he might have gone mad and put some sort of plot or other conventional filmic device in his chop-socky-masturbation-fest.

(* only slightly)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)
# That is
one way to get back at a guy.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Inspiration for film finally revealed
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Thats good, tres subtle as well.

Best film as well, specially Britt Eklands nude scene (altho its actually a double)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Brit doubles for Domo...
I had never noticed all the time i seen that fillum...
hmm wicca-domo.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# well she was pregnant
still ... it's very ... *fwap*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Would you be:
A) Elated

B) Concerned

C) Devastated

-to give birth to Domo?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)
# B
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)
# You don't give birth to domo...
...he chews his way out.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
# I heard he chomps
but yeh
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# B
with a pinch of A
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
# I gave birth to something that looked like Domo
only without the teeth. Happens if you drink guinness.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
# pffft.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Hmmm....
I'd be concerned that the square shape would mean extreme trouble getting it out :/
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# my brother
keeps telling me my first kid will look like svenno.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Most newborns look like svenno...
...or old people.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
# WINSTON CHURCHILL.
but without the cigar.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# A
!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Old People - so windy
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fantastic!

FP it, FP it hard!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# when is it due?
.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# ooh
my mrs is due to pop and the end of August. I'm quite looking forward to it now
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# its our
first, so photo's of it are going to get shopped to hell and back.

We had it scanned at 12 weeks and saw this.



I was delighted, she was not.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
# badly shopped
squirrel
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# i'd just like to clarify
my involvement was rumoured but never confirmed.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
you elusive swine
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27, archived)
# good
lurkage.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Ah!
I see it now! I'm hoping for a kitten.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Think of all the photo opportunities
For giant floating baby head posts!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Product endorsements never stop...

...just because you're unfit.
done before, I'll wager
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Yeeay! A rare Pearost opportunity for tone!


Punneriffic.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Sqoug has been taken, so...
it's a fruirell!

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# that is the pinnacle
of squirrel merging in my humble opinion.

well done you!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
# next on the pole ....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# I (have) wood.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# ahah
I see what u did there! ;)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# You could see me do that from there....!!!!!1!111!!
I'm still doing it just with a different grip, like my style now....


(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# aaaah yes...
.... u left ure web cam on....!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# GAH!
not again...

*hurridly releases reverse stranglehold swan-neck, straightens tie and remembers he's at his desk*

*Kicks swan into shadows*

*hmm swan jam*


(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Don't think this is glasscock...
www.thankyoutony.com/
Yes, thanks Tony, thanks a lot!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Fuck me.
I went through half-a-dozen pages of that crap looking for the punchline.

I *heart* Americans. It's like having a big retarded brother...

...who's pointing a gun at your head.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# grrr
easy now.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# !
Erm. How about "who's pointing a gun at you but just wants to give you a big bag of sweets?"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# he'll give you a big bag of sweets
ONLY if you'll wear the same t-shirt as him.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# at the same time?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
#
That's only in the Southern states. Then you have to be related as well.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# by both blood ...
and marriage
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)
# i love how the majority of americans seem to love him
whereas, we all think he's a cuntflap.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# What a lovely reminder from one of those speeches:
# 10 thousand litres of anthrax
# a far reaching VX nerve agent programme
# up to 6,500 chemical munitions
# at least 80 tonnes of mustard gas, possibly more than ten times that amount
# unquantifiable amounts of sarin, botulinum toxin and a host of other biological poisons
# an entire Scud missile programme
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# they haven't looked behind the sofa yet
or at the back of the cupboard under the sink
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# which we
sold them anyway...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Jeeeesus,
I thought that was a joke, but no punchlines. I didn't realise the yanks loved him so much. Over here he's thought of as a big bloody Jeffrey.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Hmmmm
A Jeffery as in a turd that won't flush.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Dear Tony
Fuck off

Yours
, VMOS
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Seconded
Duly
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)
# stupid
americans
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Well
when I opened it I thought it was going to be a spoof. But it actually seems serious, there's an awful lot of deluded people out there.

My comment to Tone is:

"Oi Tone, if you share their values so much why don't you just fuck off to USA and stay there."
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# I can safely say...
...that exposed cocks render this NSFW.

But funny, in a strange, sad sort of way.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Depends where you work!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# an office block in the heart of amsterdam?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# True.
Were I, say, employed by a firm of urologists as a cock-inspector, I am sure they would have no trouble.

My current employer regards itself as a 'family' company however. Which is why I feel compelled to click on NSFW links just to inject a little danger into the lives of our IT department :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:19, archived)
# not safe for sane people!
Tights-wearing wierdo...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Some people shouldn't be allowed photoshop
this is the best one
www.tights69.de/images/tights69.icecave.JPG

or perhaps th silliest, It's hard to be objective when presented with such a festering pile of poo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Thats..
.. the drummer out of Metallica innit?

I hate that cunting Danish Dwarf.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:26, archived)
# when pencils and lightbulbs break, conversation runs dry...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# groan
:D
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)
# !frA
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
excellent.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# the hummus is strong in you
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# someone was going to find an unpleasant surprise in their slippers for this!

thought tiddles
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# so cute!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# That is the most adorable thing I have seen in ages!
In fact...

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
What a tangfastic woo-yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# How rare
but yes
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)
# As a parent...
...I can confirm that is woo and yay.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Double
woo and chips!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# that is
the loveliest thing I ever did saw
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16, archived)
# where's the pun?
looks around...
still can't find it!


;)

woo though!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23, archived)
# how
splendid!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24, archived)
# yay - EXTREME cuteness

how's the pub biz?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)
# fly away!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# hurhurhur
woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# is that from warriors of zu mountain
? or summit like that. Coz if it is, those are ninja eyebrows! :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)
# kill bill 2
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# .
That is Gordon Liu a.k.a. Lau Kar Fai in Kill Bill 2

I think it was Sammo HUng playing the similar chracter in Zu. Any questions class?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)
# There's a style of Kung Fu
called White Eyebrow....

Woo to the pic!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# oh yeah that's top banana!

well done!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# snappy cows

found this in my website's html directory, dated from last year. thought it might fit in here!

my first post btw, woo yay etc?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Certainly.
Woo yay etc!
Welcome. You'll never leave.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I've gone right off milk
Dry cereal for me from now on....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Go on then
EVIL COWS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


also, HELLO!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Animal Magic's Squirrel Nutkins.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)
# lovely!
but why is he wanking his microphone?

He'd better keep his little paws away from that seal too!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Wank it
WANK IT HARD!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# a grand job...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Why do my...
... squiggles in paint never come out as good as these? Bah humbug!
PS. Woo to you!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# I suspect It's 'cos
sunshine don't use paint, but flash instead

but don't tell anyone, it's a secret
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)
# argh the punnage :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# 'ere Dad, do you know the piano's on
my foot?

Nice. :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# No son,
but you hum it an' I'll dob Mary Chipperfield into the cops...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# :¬D
:-)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# 'Hey, play the piano, Broken Nose'
'I ain't got no broken nose'
*THUMP*
*ding de ding de ding ding*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# a what now?

/pearoast
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# .

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Arrrrrrgggghhhhh
...hhh!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Bejeesus....
I'm running away from my computer now..... AAAARRRGHHHHHH !!!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
*has heart attack*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# fooking eep



mummy....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# fuck
that's very lovecraftian.

Well done.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# bejeezes
!!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# aaah, haha
It's funny because it's true
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# FTL
o.o;

kill it quick, if you can!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# bloody hell, that's what i call fear!
woo to you, sir! source image was a kangaroo?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Yikes!
I'm too a-feared to woo that.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# if it was up to me

it'd be on the front page already!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
# The sun was in his eyes
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The Force Is Not Strong With This One.....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# good lord
that's tenuous.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# .

/lunch
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# woo
reminds me of dot cotton....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# fire-hazard-tastique
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Red Squanda
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# no way.
all the other shops = fine.
but you've made the red panda into a munter.

however, i shall woo it for it is bloody well done.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# not all mutant animals
are cute you know!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# LIES.
LIES IT'S ALL LIES.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# oh?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# actually i do think that is cute o.o;
it's the little semi-spongage that does it i think... of course, lemur eyes make anything evil.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# it's the snakes original eye
goose eyes aren't scary...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)

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