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a bull in a china shop...
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22,
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Don't you mean
a bill in a china shop?
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Ratsta ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23,
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pffft
too much punnage /collapses
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summat to do with kittens ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23,
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I don't blame him.
That vase he broke looks expensive...
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24,
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you are the master of pun
I bow to you
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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27,
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Seven minutes without a pun makes one weak.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:28,
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these are meant to be funny
but no pun in ten did.
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:30,
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A pun is it own reword
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:35,
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aw but
he's so sweet! bless!
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sunny_jimbob ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:29,
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The Bride will have her revenge...
... she will choose the most expensive pudding.
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microsaulxp ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:21,
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Let's nip this in the bud shall we?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24,
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Simply thought it was a nice idea
... that hadn't been done before. Woo, by the way.
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microsaulxp ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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actually yes it is a nice idea that hasn't been done before
I'm just being pre-emptive tell you what, you set off the fire alarm and I'll wait at the door with a paintball gun /runs away looking shifty
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27,
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*grabs net*
You're on!
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microsaulxp ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:29,
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wait up i'll grab my marker too....
. *toddles off happily in the knowledge that the alarm will go*
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Elusive Squirrel ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:30,
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that
is most woosome!
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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while! ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:28,
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Bwahaha
That'll show him
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prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids. ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24,
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*titter*
preview tomorrow ... I'm worried* he might have gone mad and put some sort of plot or other conventional filmic device in his chop-socky-masturbation-fest. (* only slightly)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27,
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That is
one way to get back at a guy.
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ladycat ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:35,
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Inspiration for film finally revealed
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magicbaboon ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16,
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Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Thats good, tres subtle as well. Best film as well, specially Britt Eklands nude scene (altho its actually a double)
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prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids. ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:17,
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Brit doubles for Domo...
I had never noticed all the time i seen that fillum... hmm wicca-domo.
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Elusive Squirrel ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20,
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well she was pregnant
still ... it's very ... *fwap*
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24,
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Would you be:
A) Elated B) Concerned C) Devastated -to give birth to Domo?
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prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids. ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:21,
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B
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:21,
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You don't give birth to domo...
...he chews his way out.
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22,
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I heard he chomps
but yeh
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prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids. ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23,
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B
with a pinch of A
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22,
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I gave birth to something that looked like Domo
only without the teeth. Happens if you drink guinness.
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magicbaboon ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22,
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pffft.
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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Hmmm....
I'd be concerned that the square shape would mean extreme trouble getting it out :/
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23,
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my brother
keeps telling me my first kid will look like svenno.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23,
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Most newborns look like svenno...
...or old people.
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24,
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WINSTON CHURCHILL.
but without the cigar.
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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A
!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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Old People - so windy
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BadgerPirate ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14,
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when is it due?
.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16,
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ooh
my mrs is due to pop and the end of August. I'm quite looking forward to it now
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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its our
first, so photo's of it are going to get shopped to hell and back. We had it scanned at 12 weeks and saw this. I was delighted, she was not.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22,
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badly shopped
squirrel
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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i'd just like to clarify
my involvement was rumoured but never confirmed.
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Elusive Squirrel ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:26,
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ha ha ha ha
you elusive swine
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summat to do with kittens ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27,
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good
lurkage.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:29,
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Think of all the photo opportunities
For giant floating baby head posts!
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prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids. ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22,
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Product endorsements never stop...
...just because you're unfit.done before, I'll wager
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spook ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12,
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Yeeay! A rare Pearost opportunity for tone!
Punneriffic.
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Tone Depear fucking rocks ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:57,
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Sqoug has been taken, so...
it's a fruirell!
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12,
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that is the pinnacle
of squirrel merging in my humble opinion. well done you!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24,
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next on the pole ....
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fakker ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12,
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I (have) wood.
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Elusive Squirrel ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14,
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ahah
I see what u did there! ;)
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fakker ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:15,
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You could see me do that from there....!!!!!1!111!!
I'm still doing it just with a different grip, like my style now....
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Elusive Squirrel ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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aaaah yes...
.... u left ure web cam on....!
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fakker ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20,
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GAH!
not again... *hurridly releases reverse stranglehold swan-neck, straightens tie and remembers he's at his desk* *Kicks swan into shadows* *hmm swan jam*
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Elusive Squirrel ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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Don't think this is glasscock...
www.thankyoutony.com/ Yes, thanks Tony, thanks a lot!
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CaroWallis ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11,
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Fuck me.
I went through half-a-dozen pages of that crap looking for the punchline. I *heart* Americans. It's like having a big retarded brother... ...who's pointing a gun at your head.
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14,
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grrr
easy now.
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Well, not quite Will be nice for food ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:15,
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!
Erm. How about "who's pointing a gun at you but just wants to give you a big bag of sweets?"
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:17,
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he'll give you a big bag of sweets
ONLY if you'll wear the same t-shirt as him.
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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at the same time?
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NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24,
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That's only in the Southern states. Then you have to be related as well.
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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by both blood ...
and marriage
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NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:31,
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i love how the majority of americans seem to love him
whereas , we all think he's a cuntflap.
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16,
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What a lovely reminder from one of those speeches:
# 10 thousand litres of anthrax# a far reaching VX nerve agent programme# up to 6,500 chemical munitions# at least 80 tonnes of mustard gas, possibly more than ten times that amount# unquantifiable amounts of sarin, botulinum toxin and a host of other biological poisons# an entire Scud missile programme
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16,
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they haven't looked behind the sofa yet
or at the back of the cupboard under the sink
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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which we
sold them anyway...
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sunny chiba ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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Jeeeesus,
I thought that was a joke, but no punchlines. I didn't realise the yanks loved him so much. Over here he's thought of as a big bloody Jeffrey.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20,
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Hmmmm
A Jeffery as in a turd that won't flush.
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BeAst - did it wrong on: ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:29,
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Dear Tony
Fuck off Yours , VMOS
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20,
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Seconded
Duly
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Rychan ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:32,
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stupid
americans
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sunny chiba ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23,
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Well
when I opened it I thought it was going to be a spoof. But it actually seems serious, there's an awful lot of deluded people out there. My comment to Tone is: "Oi Tone, if you share their values so much why don't you just fuck off to USA and stay there."
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lord bofingham ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:01,
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Oh my.
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Jay ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:10,
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I can safely say...
...that exposed cocks render this NSFW. But funny, in a strange, sad sort of way.
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11,
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Depends where you work!
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Jay ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:15,
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an office block in the heart of amsterdam?
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Delete Me ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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True.
Were I, say, employed by a firm of urologists as a cock-inspector, I am sure they would have no trouble. My current employer regards itself as a 'family' company however. Which is why I feel compelled to click on NSFW links just to inject a little danger into the lives of our IT department :)
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:19,
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not safe for sane people!
Tights-wearing wierdo...
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DancesWithWeezils ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12,
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Some people shouldn't be allowed photoshop
this is the best onewww.tights69.de/images/tights69.icecave.JPG or perhaps th silliest, It's hard to be objective when presented with such a festering pile of poo
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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Thats..
.. the drummer out of Metallica innit? I hate that cunting Danish Dwarf.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:26,
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when pencils and lightbulbs break, conversation runs dry...
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08,
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groan
:D
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:09,
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!frA
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tweaknik ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:10,
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hahaha
excellent.
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TmsT ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12,
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the hummus is strong in you
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summat to do with kittens ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:13,
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someone was going to find an unpleasant surprise in their slippers for this!
thought tiddles
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curry monster ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07,
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brilliant
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08,
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so cute!
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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08,
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That is the most adorable thing I have seen in ages!
In fact...
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garfi3ld ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08,
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Hi cockalorum!
What a tangfastic woo-yay!
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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11,
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How rare
but yes
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:09,
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As a parent...
...I can confirm that is woo and yay.
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:10,
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Double
woo and chips!
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magicbaboon ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:13,
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that is
the loveliest thing I ever did saw
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16,
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where's the pun?
looks around... still can't find it! ;) woo though!
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mnb098mnb used to be here ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23,
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how
splendid!
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sunny_jimbob ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24,
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yay - EXTREME cuteness
how's the pub biz?
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MizEmma ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:28,
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fly away!!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:06,
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hurhurhur
woo!
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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07,
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is that from warriors of zu mountain
? or summit like that. Coz if it is, those are ninja eyebrows! :)
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curry monster ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:09,
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kill bill 2
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:10,
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.
That is Gordon Liu a.k.a. Lau Kar Fai in Kill Bill 2 I think it was Sammo HUng playing the similar chracter in Zu. Any questions class?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:05,
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There's a style of Kung Fu
called White Eyebrow.... Woo to the pic!
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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while! ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14,
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oh yeah that's top banana!
well done!
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14,
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snappy cows
found this in my website's html directory, dated from last year. thought it might fit in here! my first post btw, woo yay etc?
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doctea ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:05,
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I've gone right off milk
Dry cereal for me from now on....
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insaniac1 ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07,
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Go on then
EVIL COWS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also, HELLO!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08,
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Animal Magic's Squirrel Nutkins.
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schoey ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:05,
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lovely!
but why is he wanking his microphone? He'd better keep his little paws away from that seal too!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07,
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Wank it
WANK IT HARD!
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BeAst - did it wrong on: ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08,
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a grand job...
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:57,
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Why do my...
... squiggles in paint never come out as good as these? Bah humbug! PS. Woo to you!
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CaroWallis ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59,
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I suspect It's 'cos
sunshine don't use paint, but flash instead but don't tell anyone, it's a secret
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:05,
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argh the punnage :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00,
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'ere Dad, do you know the piano's on
my foot? Nice. :)
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Smudger ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00,
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No son,
but you hum it an' I'll dob Mary Chipperfield into the cops...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01,
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:¬D
:-)
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Smudger ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03,
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'Hey, play the piano, Broken Nose'
'I ain't got no broken nose' *THUMP* *ding de ding de ding ding*
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:06,
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hahaha
woo
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Well, not quite Will be nice for food ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08,
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a what now?
/pearoast
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chromophobia1 ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00,
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.
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Melgimp ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:57,
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Arrrrrrgggghhhhh
...hhh!
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59,
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Bejeesus....
I'm running away from my computer now..... AAAARRRGHHHHHH !!!!!
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insaniac1 ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59,
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fooking eep
mummy....
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Elusive Squirrel ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00,
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fuck
that's very lovecraftian. Well done.
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00,
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bejeezes
!!!!
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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00,
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aaah, haha
It's funny because it's true
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Erdos ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01,
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FTL
o.o; kill it quick, if you can!
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:04,
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bloody hell, that's what i call fear!
woo to you, sir! source image was a kangaroo?
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synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11,
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Yikes!
I'm too a-feared to woo that.
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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14,
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if it was up to me
it'd be on the front page already!
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:17,
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The sun was in his eyes
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pengon ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56,
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The Force Is Not Strong With This One.....
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insaniac1 ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:55,
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good lord
that's tenuous.
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:57,
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.
/lunch
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Delete Me ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:53,
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woo
reminds me of dot cotton....
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summat to do with kittens ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:55,
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fire-hazard-tastique
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59,
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Red Squanda
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:52,
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no way.
all the other shops = fine. but you've made the red panda into a munter. however, i shall woo it for it is bloody well done.
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54,
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not all mutant animals
are cute you know!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56,
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LIES.
LIES IT'S ALL LIES.
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:56,
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oh?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:58,
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actually i do think that is cute o.o;
it's the little semi-spongage that does it i think... of course, lemur eyes make anything evil.
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Dano ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01,
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it's the snakes original eye
goose eyes aren't scary...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:03,
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