The Bride will have her revenge...
... she will choose the most expensive pudding.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:21,
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Simply thought it was a nice idea
... that hadn't been done before.
Woo, by the way.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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Woo, by the way.
actually yes it is a nice idea that hasn't been done before
I'm just being pre-emptive
tell you what, you set off the fire alarm and I'll wait at the door with a paintball gun
/runs away looking shifty
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27,
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tell you what, you set off the fire alarm and I'll wait at the door with a paintball gun
/runs away looking shifty
wait up i'll grab my marker too....
.
*toddles off happily in the knowledge that the alarm will go*
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:30,
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*toddles off happily in the knowledge that the alarm will go*
*titter*
preview tomorrow ... I'm worried* he might have gone mad and put some sort of plot or other conventional filmic device in his chop-socky-masturbation-fest.
(* only slightly)
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:27,
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(* only slightly)
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Thats good, tres subtle as well.
Best film as well, specially Britt Eklands nude scene (altho its actually a double)
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:17,
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Best film as well, specially Britt Eklands nude scene (altho its actually a double)
Brit doubles for Domo...
I had never noticed all the time i seen that fillum...
hmm wicca-domo.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20,
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hmm wicca-domo.
Would you be:
A) Elated
B) Concerned
C) Devastated
-to give birth to Domo?
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:21,
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B) Concerned
C) Devastated
-to give birth to Domo?
I gave birth to something that looked like Domo
only without the teeth. Happens if you drink guinness.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22,
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Hmmm....
I'd be concerned that the square shape would mean extreme trouble getting it out :/
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23,
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my brother
keeps telling me my first kid will look like svenno.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23,
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ooh
my mrs is due to pop and the end of August. I'm quite looking forward to it now
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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its our
first, so photo's of it are going to get shopped to hell and back.
We had it scanned at 12 weeks and saw this.
I was delighted, she was not.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22,
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We had it scanned at 12 weeks and saw this.
I was delighted, she was not.
i'd just like to clarify
my involvement was rumoured but never confirmed.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:26,
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Think of all the photo opportunities
For giant floating baby head posts!
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:22,
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Product endorsements never stop...
...just because you're unfit.
done before, I'll wager
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:12,
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...just because you're unfit.
done before, I'll wager
that is the pinnacle
of squirrel merging in my humble opinion.
well done you!
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:24,
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well done you!
You could see me do that from there....!!!!!1!111!!
I'm still doing it just with a different grip, like my style now....
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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GAH!
not again...
*hurridly releases reverse stranglehold swan-neck, straightens tie and remembers he's at his desk*
*Kicks swan into shadows*
*hmm swan jam*
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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*hurridly releases reverse stranglehold swan-neck, straightens tie and remembers he's at his desk*
*Kicks swan into shadows*
*hmm swan jam*
Don't think this is glasscock...
www.thankyoutony.com/
Yes, thanks Tony, thanks a lot!
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11,
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Yes, thanks Tony, thanks a lot!
Fuck me.
I went through half-a-dozen pages of that crap looking for the punchline.
I *heart* Americans. It's like having a big retarded brother...
...who's pointing a gun at your head.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14,
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I *heart* Americans. It's like having a big retarded brother...
...who's pointing a gun at your head.
!
Erm. How about "who's pointing a gun at you but just wants to give you a big bag of sweets?"
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:17,
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he'll give you a big bag of sweets
ONLY if you'll wear the same t-shirt as him.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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That's only in the Southern states. Then you have to be related as well.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:25,
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i love how the majority of americans seem to love him
whereas, we all think he's a cuntflap.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16,
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What a lovely reminder from one of those speeches:
# 10 thousand litres of anthrax
# a far reaching VX nerve agent programme
# up to 6,500 chemical munitions
# at least 80 tonnes of mustard gas, possibly more than ten times that amount
# unquantifiable amounts of sarin, botulinum toxin and a host of other biological poisons
# an entire Scud missile programme
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:16,
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# a far reaching VX nerve agent programme
# up to 6,500 chemical munitions
# at least 80 tonnes of mustard gas, possibly more than ten times that amount
# unquantifiable amounts of sarin, botulinum toxin and a host of other biological poisons
# an entire Scud missile programme
they haven't looked behind the sofa yet
or at the back of the cupboard under the sink
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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Jeeeesus,
I thought that was a joke, but no punchlines. I didn't realise the yanks loved him so much. Over here he's thought of as a big bloody Jeffrey.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:20,
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Well
when I opened it I thought it was going to be a spoof. But it actually seems serious, there's an awful lot of deluded people out there.
My comment to Tone is:
"Oi Tone, if you share their values so much why don't you just fuck off to USA and stay there."
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:01,
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My comment to Tone is:
"Oi Tone, if you share their values so much why don't you just fuck off to USA and stay there."
I can safely say...
...that exposed cocks render this NSFW.
But funny, in a strange, sad sort of way.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11,
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But funny, in a strange, sad sort of way.
True.
Were I, say, employed by a firm of urologists as a cock-inspector, I am sure they would have no trouble.
My current employer regards itself as a 'family' company however. Which is why I feel compelled to click on NSFW links just to inject a little danger into the lives of our IT department :)
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:19,
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My current employer regards itself as a 'family' company however. Which is why I feel compelled to click on NSFW links just to inject a little danger into the lives of our IT department :)
Some people shouldn't be allowed photoshop
this is the best one
www.tights69.de/images/tights69.icecave.JPG
or perhaps th silliest, It's hard to be objective when presented with such a festering pile of poo
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:18,
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www.tights69.de/images/tights69.icecave.JPG
or perhaps th silliest, It's hard to be objective when presented with such a festering pile of poo
Thats..
.. the drummer out of Metallica innit?
I hate thatcunting Danish Dwarf.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:26,
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I hate that
someone was going to find an unpleasant surprise in their slippers for this!
thought tiddles
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07,
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thought tiddles
That is the most adorable thing I have seen in ages!
In fact...
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:08,
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where's the pun?
looks around...
still can't find it!
;)
woo though!
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:23,
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still can't find it!
;)
woo though!
is that from warriors of zu mountain
? or summit like that. Coz if it is, those are ninja eyebrows! :)
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:09,
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.
That is Gordon Liu a.k.a. Lau Kar Fai in Kill Bill 2
I think it was Sammo HUng playing the similar chracter in Zu. Any questions class?
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:05,
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I think it was Sammo HUng playing the similar chracter in Zu. Any questions class?
There's a style of Kung Fu
called White Eyebrow....
Woo to the pic!
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:14,
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Woo to the pic!
snappy cows
found this in my website's html directory, dated from last year. thought it might fit in here!
my first post btw, woo yay etc?
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:05,
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found this in my website's html directory, dated from last year. thought it might fit in here!
my first post btw, woo yay etc?
lovely!
but why is he wanking his microphone?
He'd better keep his little paws away from that seal too!
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:07,
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He'd better keep his little paws away from that seal too!
Why do my...
... squiggles in paint never come out as good as these? Bah humbug!
PS. Woo to you!
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59,
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PS. Woo to you!
I suspect It's 'cos
sunshine don't use paint, but flash instead
but don't tell anyone, it's a secret
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:05,
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but don't tell anyone, it's a secret
No son,
but you hum it an' I'll dob Mary Chipperfield into the cops...
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:01,
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'Hey, play the piano, Broken Nose'
'I ain't got no broken nose'
*THUMP*
*ding de ding de ding ding*
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:06,
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*THUMP*
*ding de ding de ding ding*
Bejeesus....
I'm running away from my computer now..... AAAARRRGHHHHHH !!!!!
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:59,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
*has heart attack*
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:00,
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bloody hell, that's what i call fear!
woo to you, sir! source image was a kangaroo?
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:11,
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no way.
all the other shops = fine.
but you've made the red panda into a munter.
however, i shall woo it for it is bloody well done.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:54,
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but you've made the red panda into a munter.
however, i shall woo it for it is bloody well done.
actually i do think that is cute o.o;
it's the little semi-spongage that does it i think... of course, lemur eyes make anything evil.
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