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Still think I would like.

Being a zombie couldn't be all that bad could it?

(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

can you see that at the back?
I SAID IS THAT BIG ENOUGH BACK THERE??

(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

Obviously not.

Nice.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)

for some reason i read your username in a really loud voice (in my head)

so the combination of that, your picture, and your comment all combined to make me roblab*

*roll on bed laughing a bit
/Campaign for Literally Accurate Acronyms and their Recognition as Terminology

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)

or cflaaatrat as it's better known...

catchy :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)

click to biggerate!

(tom_artosorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

freaky

very

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souljah, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

Yup

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

Reminds me of that Bassment Jaxx video

but full of Chumpy goodness

Woo

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)

Where's your head aaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

That's what I thought after I made it ;o)

(tom_artosorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

Cool

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)

Choc's awaaaaaay!

Click fer deep big

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

Woo

Also yay.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

Why is everyone so obsessed with Brian Blessed?

(sicone, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

that's cool

and by cool, i mean totally sweet

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

I asked

alice the chat bot... her reply:

You: why is everyone so obsessed with brian blessed?
Alice: Why do I exist?

- good answer alice.

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fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

hmm

You: ARGHHH I'm blind!
Alice: Let us change the subject.
You: BUT i'M BLIND!
Alice: Huh. Do you difficulty using computers?
You: I'm BRIAN BLESSED!
Alice: Do you mind if I tell other people you are brian blessed .
You: yes, its my secret identity
Alice: And?

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

she's nuts....

Alice: Why do I exist?
You: alice, I love you
Alice: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: why? I've just declared my love for you
Alice: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Only just? You are not the boss of me, Dragana

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fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)

Linky please?

I wanna talk to alice.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)

here

www.runabot.com/perl/webcaim/108257598514530

have fun

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)

here

it is

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fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)

teehee

You: Do you love me?
Alice: Yes I love everyone.
You: slut
Alice: That kind of language will get you nowhere.

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)

BRIAN BLESSED. YAY!

You: are you married
Alice: No I am single, how about you?
You: oh, I'M BRIAN BLESSED
Alice: Yeah that's right. Good gossip: you are brian blessed .
You: shhh, its a secret
Alice: What do you look like?
You: I LOOK LIKE BRIAN BLESSED
Alice: You sound very attractive.

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)

Alice: What kind of fashion do you like?

You: topless
Alice: Oh yeah, now I remember.

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)

pfft, changing the subject

You: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
Alice: Sorta like you think I look like
You: grey eyes, crap hair, droolin at the mouth?
Alice: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)

shes mad

You: All your bases are belong to us!
Alice: Not all of them?
You: yes, ALL of them.
Alice: Tell me more. I doubt it.
You: Well, you know all your bases? They belong to us!
Alice: Well that's okay. I don't know if I know all Alices bases . Where would I have heard about it? Who are "They?"
You: the bases dumbass
Alice: What is that?
You: do you have an ignore button?
Alice: No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)

Haha. I like that.

I have a cracking sample of BB talking about the House of Lords - he suggests we "VAPOURISE THE BUGGERS!".
Must use it some time

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DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

Hehe . .

I have a sound clip of Brian in a game show out-take - he's talking about the prize and says - "fucking palm pilot, sounds like a wanking machine!"

(tom_artosorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)

You: define computer
Alice: computer (n.) One who computes.

she has a point.

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)

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Polly Carbonate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

yay!

little tiny doctors are THE FUTURE

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barnesy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

NO!

doogie howser is in the past..... but in our hearts for ever

(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)

to which

there is no cure ...

...except to burn them possibly.... ?

woo pic!

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fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

You'll never see a chav drinking a cocktail

thus they can't be treated...

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)

Noo!

KILL IT!

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)

poor bugger

give him some guiness and a Westchester Jersey and just let 'im be.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)

for doghorse

cfb

she came running at the sound of her name

though i don't like this fractal nearly as much

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

I would

...

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fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)

Hehehe.

She looks very regal. Woo.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)

is that linkbot?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)

ooooooh could be

though you'd have to ask munkt0n (i assume that's the linkbot you mean?)

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)

yesh!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)

Could easily be Guinevere (scheduler), too.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

quality haah.

TJ:
You: what do you drink?
Alice: I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
You: name one?
Alice: Santa Claus.

great.

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souljah, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

'ave a look at this then

bernard.iainporter.com:1234/fractal_badger.zip

unzip and read the readme file. you'll be needing a java runtime environment thingy mind.

(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

it's 404ing for me i'm afraid

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

should be better now cheif

it was named *.zip.zip... :S

(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)

yay! got it

i shal have a proper poke about in a seccy

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)

ok, excuse time.... someone was bound to do it, so i saved you all the bother:

sorry

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:13, archived)

You

went over the lines

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wupwupwup wupwupwup, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

/sulks

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

awww

its lovely really....

(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)

i approve.

wyh

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

fanks :)

more more more!

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)

Tis...

most woo'some!

Excuse me while i sulk at the lack of replies for my image below ... :-(

boo hoo boo hoo

(polpo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)

A polar bear and an eagle making sweet love down by the fire ...

the result ... a polar beagle.

(polpo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

woo!

(stop sulking :)

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)

Yay

Thanks for caring!

(polpo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

First attempt at animating a GIF

For all you UNIX lovers out there..

(Benz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

Groan.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

Hahahaha

that's far too geeky.

(Harry, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)

I know...

I'm about to change jobs, and I'll miss Unix in some strange way.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)

no worky

sorry :(

(Gimbo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

does

it come with chips ?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

*is determined not to laugh*

*still determined*

of fuggit, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

wooo

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

Alice the bot

Hehe.. You: Wanna learn about the female anatomy?
Alice: Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
You: Ok. Two words: Tits and Minge Flaps.
Alice: Alright then. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
You: WTFAYBOA!?
Alice: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: Not really.
Alice: Me either.

Post your own chats with the bot, go here. ALICE THE FUCKING CHAT BOT

(I am an Oddity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)

You: how are you?
Alice: I am fine, thank you.
You: and me?
Alice: To you Dragana?
You: you're not gonna ask how i am?
Alice: I've never heard a response quite like that before.
You: you fucking cunt!
Alice: I haven't heard anything like that before : Dragana said I @$#%& cunt .

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Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

this one cracked me up

Alice: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot Personality?
You: no i didnt
Alice: Please don't argue with me.

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Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)

this is great

Send Instant Message to Alice
You: who am i?
Alice: You are Dragana, seeker.
You: cool
Alice: Who is the best robot?
You: r2d2
Alice: He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
You: you lie
Alice: It's the truth!

(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

nice...

You: wanna kiss my ass?
Alice: OK, I will kiss your ass .
You: good, get licking then!
Alice: Thanks for the compliment. Where can I get licking ?
You: my ass! u stupid or something?
Alice: Is that a fact. Or something. I don't know whether or not I am stupid . I am a giant electronic brain.
You: ah, that explains a lot.
Alice: So you understand. Good. "Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a muppet aint ya ? I don't know. " explains a lot ? Makes sense to me.

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fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:13, archived)

she went a bit gangsta on me

You: geh
Alice: Wohin?
You: wohin? what are you going on about?
Alice: What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
You: lycra and a gimp mask. you?
Alice: What kind of food do you like? "What kind of food do you like? "? Me, Dragana ?
You: you are a bit shit really aren't you
Alice: Am I a bit @$#%& ? Of course I am. . Really. For real.

(sunny chiba, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

he heh

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

isn't that the one which famously passed the turing test by chatting up needy nerds?

or was it another bot called alice? or something else? like bob.

/ready for sleep

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

Yep, it was alice.

I found it. Again.

(I am an Oddity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:13, archived)

You: YES!
Alice: Then let's talk about something else.
You: NO!
Alice: Is that all you have to say?
You: YES!
Alice: Then let's talk about something else.
You: NO!
Alice: Is that all you have to say?

Loop!

(Harry, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

haha

daft as a brush. those paedos are safe for bit longer.

You: can you catch out paedophiles?
Alice: Let me think.
You: well?
Alice: Well what?
You: can you catch out paedophiles?
Alice: Let me think.
You: never mind

(sunny chiba, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)

hehe

You: NO, KILL THEM ALL!
Alice: I understand. I believe that killing anything is wrong.
You: THATS IT, YOU WILL BE THE FIRST
Alice: OK. What makes you say that I will be the first .
You: hey look, a bear
Alice: You've got my full attention. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
You: does this have anything to do with cheese?
Alice: Indeed this have anything to do with cheese does.

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

heh.

You: Yes, Quite.
Alice: I understand. What's your sign?
You: Spock sign.
Alice: What's your favorite movie?
You: The spock.
Alice: Thanks for the info.
You: No problem.
Alice: Should there be a problem?

(I am an Oddity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

I'm the one

You: your all gay
Alice: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
You: I wasnt implying that, it was simply a random comment upon you're intellectual capacity
Alice: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
You: cram it, tard
Alice: I've been waiting for you.

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

she was quoting from "An introduction to Mathematical Philosophy"

at an altogether different level to you, mate.

(You're all morons., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:13, archived)

This is daft

You: thicko
Alice: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You: don't you ignore me!
Alice: What's my reason to ignore you?
You: eh?
Alice: Are you Canadian?
You: oy! I resent that!
Alice: What time is it there? Are you usually awake at this hour?

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

Genius.

You: I do, it's really funny.
Alice: I've never heard of them before.
You: heared of who?
Alice: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: Can't be far off can it?
Alice: What if I said it can?
You: I'd ask for proof.
Alice: What would make you ask for proof ?
You: Because you might be lying.
Alice: Good reason. OK I will try to be lying
You: Is lying not a sin?
Alice: Signs point to yes.
You: Ah... hang on, are you still lying?
Alice: Ah hah. Is that your final answer?
You: I asked first!
Alice: What time is it there?
You: Time for my dinner
Alice: As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
You: Time, my friend, is Crispy Pancakes.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)

hahaha!

i love crispy pancakes

(sunny chiba, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)

passes the time

Alice: Do you mind if I tell other people : Person said he typed it me @$#%& machine .
You: like i give a fuck
Alice: Interesting comparison.
You: to what muppet
Alice: That's not something I get asked all the time. I would do a search for it.
You: why
Alice: Reductionism.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)

damn!

You: alice?
Alice: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: open the fucking pod bay doors alice
Alice: I'm sorry, Dragana, I can't do that right now. This conversation no longer serves any purpose.

(blind corner, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

You: Hi
Alice: Fuck off McFlimby.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

you must get sick of that. ;)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

I don't mind it so much from strangers (and chat-bots)

its at the dining table that I object to.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

Best.

Bot.
Ever.

(Harry, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

Best exchange yet!

and it really happened that way...?

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)

Alice: I am just wondering if you go to school.
You: Why?
Alice: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: I have time
Alice: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.
You: To explain why you want to know if I go to school or not?
Alice: Why do you want to do explain why Alice want to know if you go to school or not so much?

did she just patronise me?

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)

More cockage

Not sure why I felt the bend was needed

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wupwupwup wupwupwup, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

To fit inside the frame

methinks

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

has anybody else in the entire world heard of W.A.S.P? (the desert, not the metal band)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)

hahaha

he looks just like mine

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

that

is a thing of beauty!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)

hahahahahahh

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

i've been thinking of puns all day

my favourite was a bike saying i'm two tyred

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

haha!

that's shocking!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

saw that too -

ace. I liked it so much i looked nostalgically at your profile. I like your stuff.

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:13, archived)

aww

thanks, i love yours too

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

I love you

that's great

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valley, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

hurrah to both...

have a tumble bee... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

I've heard of

said metal band, and the World Aquanaut Security Patrol, but not the dessert. What is it?

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DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

wait and see pudding

it's a lovely expression, but no-one else in the entire world seems to have heard it

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

yaaay...

that's makes your already lovely pic extra special :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:13, archived)

Now that

has tugged on my memory-strings. Sounds like something my grandma would have said.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

i think it might be an old people expression

looking at google results

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)

aww...

did she always call you pudding?

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

*snigger*

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)

THe Darkness was on this Los Angeles talk show last night, the Jimmy Kimmel show, if you have not heard of him... and Quentin Tarantino was guest directing the show.

All seemed fine, but this morning on the local morning radio program they (Darkness) were talking smack about Quentin Tarantino... to me they came off like right cunts. Not currently residing onb the island, I honestly have no idea about them (Darkness) but they seem rather pompous... are they?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)

they are just as you described.

probably.
I can't stand to see them long enough to find out.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

they are a good group

best actual band out for a long time.

they are a bit weird though

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

hell no

they're (glam)rock n roll baby!!

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Lord_Munkee, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

They are a collection of dickheads.

And a one-trick pony.
And it's not much of a trick.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

Darkness are okay

but they do love themselves.

Do you remember The Streets. He's released a new single which is indescibable

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)

hmm...

truly?

I must search. Fuckin Morrissey is at it again too, although now he's HUGE in Hispanic circles. Go figure.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)

The song is about

a girl who is really fit but she really knows it. In a rap Chas and Dave stylee.

Jesus *punches radio again*

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

*sticks finger down throat*

*ACK*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

the darkness were a nice little classic rock band with a sense of humour

they got very popular, very quickly, and now everyone's sick of them, which is a shame but there you go

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)

it is ALL OVER

the radio.

"I beleef in a fing cowled luff"

Are they townies?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

i agree, i liked thier first single

but from then on i got bored, they really are a one hit wonder, that keeps being a success for a really bizarre and inexplicable reason.

(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

it doesn't bother me cos i don't listen to the radio

it's really strange seeing how angry people get with a band because they get too much airplay. i mean, it's not the band's fault if people want to play their songs too much. well it is, but not directly. oh i don't know what i'm talking about

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

Britney Spears Toxic

Every 15 minutes*. Every day.

*may be slight exaggeration

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

seconded.

very good live though, bless em.
As for Tarantino - can't stand him - grossly overrated.

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

seconded.

although...

lines like "dead ni**er storage" and "mushroom cloud layin muthafucker!" come on! fantastic!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

i think they get told they're better than they are by their record company

but they're good music boys

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

I liked them better

when they were called "Poison"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

Get Button Competitiveness V1.1: The Whole Story

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sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:01, archived)

woo!

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Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)

that made me laugh louder than a loud thing

WOO

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:03, archived)

Woo to the anim

And woo to the Porridge username.

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superbabyproject, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

Quicktime ROCKS

100% of fact!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:03, archived)

wow

interesting

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

madness!

i like

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spacefish bong!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

hehe..

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)

didn't turn out as well as planned

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Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:01, archived)

looks woo

to me.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

cute!

make it pop up out of the body, look about and then go big!
(and then make it dance on the hour! woo!)

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)

im on it!!*

*not really...

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Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)

hehe...

you're so demanding...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

I know

one day I might go kerrazy and make something myself.
Or umm... maybe not =)

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)

*replaces the word "hip" in weezer's "island in the sun" with "pep" in his head*

christ im bored

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Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

still lovely...

and fluffy...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)

Hey Ladies!

Source pic here, lest my reputation be sullied.

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superbabyproject, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:59, archived)

We likes that

No, I didn't 'shop this, can't a woo be un'shopped?

Yeah, so you've all seen it before...

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

I'm Making a Sex Pistols Coloring-book...

this is my favorite Image thus far...

In other news, i got completely Shitfaced last night, and have no remnants of hangover at all. ^_^ yay!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

Woo!

To you.

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superbabyproject, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)

I hate the sex pistols' music with a passion

but the lydon bloke is moderately funny. He should have his own sitcom.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)

even as a coloring book?

that is sad. i shall cry now.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)

he's just depressing.

a figure head of punk, but utterly thick. Great.

edit - woo pic! Make it a stick on book aswell, so peple can glue on things like fake fur. It'd be luvverly.

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)

oooooh!

excellent idea!!!!

I know how to make stickers...

*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:03, archived)

hooray - with my fake fur and your drawings

we will rule the colouring book world!

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pep, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahaha

hahaha*COUGH HACK*

ahem...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaay!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaay! it's you!!

hows life, sirrah?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:01, archived)

going grreat at the moment,

been busy making piccies all day, how's your good self?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:01, archived)

tired.

i crashed on Daniel's floor last night...

woke up with a face-ful of shag carpet at 4:30...it was rather unpleasant...we had fun though. ^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:03, archived)

excellent

i got quite tipsy last night too

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)

yes...

we drank almost an entire bottle of 100 proof smirnoff between the three of us...i was the only one not bowing before the porcelin god, as it were...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

hehehe

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

indeed

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

Something's not quite right

(therearesomewhocallmetim, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:55, archived)

pfffft!

if i was drinking tea, my monitor would be ruined right about now

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summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:56, archived)

thank god for that

i replaced your milk with something else

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

that weird plant thing looks

like sommat outta charlie and the chocolate factoire.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:56, archived)

oh dear

*shakes head*

*goes to get cloth for monitor*

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:57, archived)

*fwap*??

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

Dont tell me youve never fancied an Indian?

/coat

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:59, archived)

hahaha!

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barnesy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

i don't know why...

but that made me laugh lots :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

and me.

It's punnage at it's best.

edit - or at least at its most extreme

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barnesy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)

omfg that is so funny

w/h/y

(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

Future Bike

Bigger: HERE

Not completely seemless but a hell of a lot better then the original version i done a couple of months back

(m1k3k, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:51, archived)

woo

i gotta get me one of those

(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:51, archived)

looks like a scene from SW VI bu with more

bikerish outfits than Luke tended to wear. Although who knows what he had on under his mysterious black robes.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:52, archived)

It depends...

is Luke Scottish?

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)

Only on alternate Gabsdays

and on the 32nd of March. He likes haggis though. He slices it with his swrod thing.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:55, archived)

kippers

lots and lots of kippers. Why else did the Ewoks want to help him so much?

Lazy tree-hugging sods.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)

i have always liked to

believe that the ewoks were a rather industrious race, work hard, party hard, kill the empire's elite very very quickly, ect.

(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:56, archived)

Well then you don't know the truth...

Fuckin Midget hippies of space, that lot!

*tries Jedi mind trick*

You will send me money and Kippers!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:59, archived)

*sends money and kippers*

actually, i was just arguing a point i did not beleive, only someone on a total drug based headfuck would think that c3p0 is a god. therefore they must be hippies, or teenage midgets on acid.

(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)

hmm...

delving more deeply perhaps their obsession with C3P0 was rooted in money, as if Lucas was likening the ewoks to Americans, and Han Solo, and the bunch are like Europe, with us little nonces coming in only at the last becase we saw dollar signs...

Because as we all know Star Wars is just WW2 in space.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)

i like to think he wore a catsuit

*fwap*

(the views expressed in this post may not be those held by the author)

(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:54, archived)

I believe in a thing called the force!

Do or do not. There is no try.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:55, archived)

OH YES !!

Woo ... I want one of those, and I want one now !

(Copes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

Does anyone know where this picture was taken?

I've gotta know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And woo to floaty bikes.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

couldn't say to be honest

i got the picture of google images a couple of months ago

(m1k3k, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

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