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# no TW
wake up people. im stuck in america and need some decent wank....ummm laughing material
EDIT. here so there is no thread waste

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:19, archived)
# knock yourself out
www.funnyjunk.com

bye
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:27, archived)
# this isn't funny
or wankable, but I did just make it.
(kaibosh, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:32, archived)
# I'm wanking to it.
(Amer3tan, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:36, archived)
# wankability is subjective.
*fwap*
(raggedy anarchist, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:37, archived)
# BBC1!!!!! HARDTALK!!!!
undeniable proof that christopher reeves is now a mannequin!

(Sorry to tw, I'll add a piccy in a sec)
edit: here goes

Sorry it took so long, I got a pube stuck in my mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:47, archived)
# all right
their are a few situations where that would happen, most of them not good.

edit: which brings me to this question, male or female pube? and on that note, are you male or female?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:53, archived)
# the little bugger half clawed me to death
but its all sorted now
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:56, archived)
# ok
i dont know, what/who is clawing what/who
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:01, archived)
# tribute to old school

im getting better at this =P
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:46, archived)
# cool
all that you need to do is spell opening correctly
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:48, archived)
# bah
american skools have made me are ilitarate
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:48, archived)
# thats ok
british schooling has turned me into a pedantic twat
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:50, archived)
# that's ok
apostrpohe denoting the missing letter.

/pedant pedant

Edit: British should have a capital, and you need a full stop.

Game. Set. Match.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Fri 21 May 2004, 7:25, archived)
# New balls please!
You spelled apostrophe wrong.

/pedant pedant pedant
(Parkingtigers, Fri 21 May 2004, 8:02, archived)
# New Balls, Please.
Commas are important too, you know.

/pedant pedant pedant pedant
(Hatman, Fri 21 May 2004, 8:23, archived)
# You have got a point there you know.
Edit: your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 May 2004, 8:24, archived)
# been to 8-bit theatre.com?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:50, archived)
# yes
on my favorites list. Cybermoonstudios.com is there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:53, archived)
# Red vs. Blue?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:53, archived)
# this
www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:56, archived)
# yeah, i've seen that
hi-lar-i-ous, been to mortisland?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:58, archived)
# nope
any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:11, archived)
# why
yes it is
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:14, archived)
#

I'm so sorry, I shall go and whip my back till it bleeds...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 May 2004, 3:45, archived)
#
good idea...
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:46, archived)
# Think of the kittens!
www.b3ta.com/board/3169139
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:22, archived)
# it's a faulty gun
anyhow, the hammer's not working thereby it wouldn't fire anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:24, archived)
# it does!
but kitty knows to duck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:29, archived)
# this is something
(kaibosh, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:37, archived)
# it certainly is...
although i'm not entirely sure WHAT...

woo!
(raggedy anarchist, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:42, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Esch, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:49, archived)
# Woo!
And top spongage on the canine!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Fri 21 May 2004, 7:29, archived)
# I love it when she does that
(avid, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:23, archived)
# my god she's
a fittie
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:24, archived)
# She has epilepsy?
Shame...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:35, archived)
# if i've said it once i've said it a thousand times
epileptics rock
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:36, archived)
# You know what's missCUNTing from this site these BASTARD days?
TourCOCKettes.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:39, archived)
# PIGFUCKER
y'know it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:40, archived)
# *damages amygdala*
CUNTbut itFUCK always ends up FLAPSpissing someBADGERone off

i'mSHAGPILE all forHAIRY BOLLOCKS it myself
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:41, archived)
# i have no idea what is happening there
at all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:26, archived)
# I think
she's getting her knickers in a twist?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:34, archived)
# *mesmerised*
on an entirely unreleated note, i'm off to bed. Need to go to the bank in the morning to get my super-fantastic-chip-and-pin-card!!! so I can eat this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:30, archived)
# i should probably head that way
but i just clicked that link below and also this one maxweber.com/thepit/thepit.html

so my modem is otherwise engaged


i'm also debating redesigning my site again
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:32, archived)
# these are cool
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:36, archived)
# sheep show is especially good
it's bumgrapetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:40, archived)
# Excellent stuff
woo
(staggs28, Fri 21 May 2004, 6:47, archived)
# its a thing
a good thing
me and me mate made it for a competition
its 8mb
sundaybest.net/media/video/happy256.wmv

*edit*oh bumcakes forgot about this 4mb version : sundaybest.net/media/video/happy128.wmv sorry dialupytypes
(nickin, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:22, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
i'm on dialup so i'll be downloading for ages... what was the competition?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:34, archived)
# it was
a music video comp wich i know aint the usual fayre but its got tea and buicuits in it so i thought you may aprove
(nickin, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:41, archived)
# jolly good!
it's up to 30% now, i shall look forward to it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:44, archived)
# That is very good indeed.
How was it made?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:38, archived)
# it was made with magic
(with ilustrator and aftereffects)
(nickin, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:40, archived)
# that is excellently woo!!
don't be put off by the size people - it will make you happy!

it looks like a trailer for a movie about nicey!!
(I helped save b3ta! woowoowoo, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:43, archived)
# the finest
website on earth
god i love buscuits
(nickin, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:52, archived)
# this is great
!!

correction: this is fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:45, archived)
# That is
the best fucking thing I've seen all week... I love you (ya big after effects knowing cnut you!) :)

Can you post some contact details so I can ask you a few things about how it was made (I'm trying to learn after effects and its a right pain!)

Ta,
M
(webtshirt.co.uk dr, jobbies, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:04, archived)
# i have put my email addy in profile
yes ae is an arse for a while
(nickin, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:16, archived)
# Tea-riffic
Damn! You've got the JuJu.


And that backup music makes me want to play in a band again.


Who is that doing the music? I like that sound.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:31, archived)
# music is
max sedgley its called happy and they tell me its coming out arround the 7th of june altho its been out for months and months on a small run on an itlian lable
(nickin, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:08, archived)
# Well, you certainly are in the know.
It has a 70's sense about it. But having heard just about everything ever produced, I can't say I'd heard it before.
Almost Marvin Gaye sound. Diodato baseline feel.
Hope you win the 500 Quid. Yeah!

Funny- never thought making tea could be so suspenseful.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:39, archived)
# genius.
100% FACT
that is all
(sleipnir, Fri 21 May 2004, 5:08, archived)
# I want
to have your babies.

I think that's the best thing since sliced turnips.

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 May 2004, 7:06, archived)
# Arrrr ...
... she be a beauty ...
(FortyFour, Fri 21 May 2004, 8:02, archived)
# That is amazing.
I hope someone gives you both a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 23 May 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Do chavs actually go to heaven?
(Cheeseywotsits Whats got an American girlfriend, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:07, archived)
# not if
i have anythign to do with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:16, archived)
# heh
cap
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:17, archived)
# i saw a chav musical tonight!
was called 'mikey the pikey' and was most funny indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Alias, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:25, archived)
# do people really wear this stuff?
Being from not-round-'ere (New Zealand in case you care), can I ask - do chavs really wear burberry/tartan shell suits, caps etc?

Good god, the horror ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:39, archived)
# someone came into the photo-lab the other
day wearing a burberry shirt and hat, white trousers and red shoes, height of fashion!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:44, archived)
# They do.
I just can't work out why.

Surely by now they know it makes them look a joke?
(Cheeseywotsits Whats got an American girlfriend, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:14, archived)
# It's finally finished!
*insane laughter*

Doug & Bill: Day Tripper (360k)

May the next five minutes* of your life be merry.

*may not include time taken to download.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:37, archived)
# heheheh
i like the tracking speech bubbles.

hehe, never knew Polar Bears liked Liquorice, must be those nasty Polarb Ears that eat Penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:40, archived)
# DOUG AND BILL!!!
*clicks*

*waits*

edit: i hope you have plenty of bandwidth because iif that doesn't get in the newsletter then there is no justice in the world. Send it, send it hard
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:44, archived)
# if Nick bloody Bounty
says "Nope" one more time, it's going to be 'Use' 'Knife' with 'Nick'
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha already gone through that stage
i'm now just completely short of things to do
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:52, archived)
# i'm fairly sure i need a squid with which to combine with the
sponge to make an ink-pad, but how?

edit: oh, got new location now, never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:53, archived)
# hahahaha
way ahead of you
but not telling
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:55, archived)
# wouldn't be hard to be way ahead of me
have a dead guy, a crab, a fake crab, a sponge, a knife, a card and a fingerprinting leaflet
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:58, archived)
# actually i'm not really that far ahead
but i'm bloody well stuck
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:02, archived)
# aha! cooking with gas now
into the club i goes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:03, archived)
# awwww,
i wanted Bruce Springsteen too
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:07, archived)
# Heh
I've been there. But this time round, I still can't get in. I'm sure I ought to be able to use the inkpad with the dead guy's hand. But it just tells me "not yet". Bah.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:08, archived)
# you have to cut up the book
then read each step. hehe, i like the little rat-trap thingy he makes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:09, archived)
# I sometimes think about making adventure games
but this thing about them where you have to try every object with every other object in order to find the particular implausible combination of objects that advances you in the game... puts me off a bit.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:11, archived)
# i just hit the back button :(
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:14, archived)
# You can save, by the way, on the map screen
Hope you noticed that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:21, archived)
# i have now :P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:32, archived)
# ok, nows i'm stucks
have; knife, crab, fingerprinting guide and can halves. locations of my office, docks, shack o'crabs, blue crab and boss
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:14, archived)
# Cheese?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:15, archived)
# cheese is gone,
was used along with the fake crab to get rid of the rat
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:16, archived)
# Yeah.
Fat lot of good that did.

Hmm, the boss has "Cruel shoes" on his bookshelf. So do I.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:17, archived)
# he wants someone
whacked, but it won't let me shoot anyone!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:19, archived)
# i just finished
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:20, archived)
# damn you!!
i like trying to use the knife on the fusebox!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:21, archived)
# *squirts*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:23, archived)
# aha!
mad crab!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:24, archived)
# Very tenuous.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:28, archived)
# Crab just came in useful for second time.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:24, archived)
# ok, so now we have a victrola
and some wires. where's MacGuyver when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:29, archived)
# Does the vitrola
get rid of the thug somehow?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:31, archived)
# no, i think it's for recording at the window once it lets you use your listening
device. there's something that goes in the top right inventory box that i haven't seen yet.. hmm, fish soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:33, archived)
# Blarg
want to shoot thug.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:38, archived)
# how do we get rid of him?
i want him to go jim and "get the job done.".. hehe that sounds dirty.
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:53, archived)
# move the empty box that's
behind the blue crab.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:55, archived)
# hwhwh, wow. so he will go to jim's
i was only guessing! thanks man.. i'm pretty helpless on my own.
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:59, archived)
# well, took me help from felix to get that
bit. not seen you around these parts much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:01, archived)
# Yeah!
i'm fianlly done! yes, i'm slow. but that was an enjoyable muderous romp. but....why the dead arthur? dun dundun....
gotta go. peace to all.
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:04, archived)
# he was going to
expose the boss.

night!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:05, archived)
# wtf
are youse all talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:18, archived)
# this thingy here:
www.otterarchives.com/cotc.html

and as for that thing in your profile, i now have hundreds of windows open!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:21, archived)
# Thanks for the link,
and hehehe at your hundreds of open windows!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:23, archived)
# This tread
goes way too far
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 May 2004, 6:37, archived)
# I'm at that stage too
thing is, first time round, I didn't need a fingerprint for the card. I could just make it with the photo, and get into the place. Frustrating bug. Then later I found some cheese, which spontaneously vanished from my inventory. Hoping nothing like that happens this time round.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:55, archived)
# how strange
i needed both
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:57, archived)
# You have to
provoke the squid.

Though in fact this doesn't seem to have helped. So close.
That just gave me a nice but pointless animation.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:00, archived)
# yaaaay
typical, last thing in my inventory!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:02, archived)
# Hang on
Did that give you ink?
I got no actual ink out of that. Just animation.
/suspicious of buggy game
Ohhhhhh I'm standing on it. d'oh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:03, archived)
# ink is on the floor at your feet
use the sponge on it
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:04, archived)
# i cant make
a mousetrap or figure out where to get a picture for the card
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:14, archived)
# the picture is from the poster by the door
and the mousetrap you can only make after having been into the blue crab
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:15, archived)
# ooohhh. that poster by the
door of the bluecrab? i'll go try that. woo to you.
this jazzy music is starting to get to me....
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:18, archived)
# this is top film noir
private eye music i'll have you know! you wait until the blues in the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:19, archived)
# at least
this music is a change of pace. it's a very odd/large/empty kicten that seems to be from a different era than the high-tech door lock.
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:25, archived)
# I know
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:35, archived)
# I
fucking love you that!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Oh my.
To the newsletter with you!
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:45, archived)
# watch in awe as my server lasts a full ten seconds...!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:50, archived)
# bloody well done there
chappy
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:54, archived)
# Class
I laughed, i cried, i swore, i ..... well yo know what i mean!
(noah472, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:58, archived)
# Now,
why dont prostitute polar bears enjoy the so solid crew?
cos they cant get the rappers off.

that am woo!
(I helped save b3ta! calihal, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:59, archived)
# i was expecting the beatles, day tripper
oh well.

woo to all that
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:59, archived)
# That am
R0X0RZ!!!

Big woo and yay and houpla and... I don't kow if there is a fourth thing but if there is then your anim gets it!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 21 May 2004, 4:16, archived)
# well.. it is late

the eyes and mouth, though...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:35, archived)
# .
nice nose
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:40, archived)
# since we're reposting these
i made www.uselessjunk.org/images/stories/britney_rough3.jpg

into



as an experiment
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:43, archived)
# thank god.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:45, archived)
# nice work!
she looked a little rough for a pop princess
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:46, archived)
# the original made me say:
"euugh."
(schnurricane, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:47, archived)
# the original made me say
ALL TEH DRUGGZ
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:55, archived)
# she now looks good,
but plastic-like.
even princesses have acne i guess.
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:16, archived)
# it was a very rushed job
about 20 minutes... the one in the bikini down there took maybe 5-6 times that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:22, archived)
# First attempt
At putting me on money



Yes yes, i know its total shite.... i just can't be arsed with it no more, what you see is what you get (bout 15 minutes worth of mincing around)
(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:23, archived)
# *minces*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:25, archived)
# BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:27, archived)
# Indeed i am
And proud

(see, i even got my own money ;)
(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:29, archived)
# Whilst i'm here
Did anyone read up that Photoshop CS has a bit of nifty code that detects banknotes and wont let you open the file? lmao
(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:30, archived)
# b3ta isketch
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

"B3tans only, bitch" room.

be there or be rhombus.

edit: fine, nobody do it. you're all rhombi.
(Corn Dog, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:32, archived)
# Oops.

Somebody had left the photocopier on 'Kill' again!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:11, archived)
# hehe
nice style there
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:13, archived)
# Hmmm.
I seem to be leaning towards the morbid side. I'm not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:14, archived)
# I like
Theese are veery WOOOOOOOO and YAAAAY
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:13, archived)
# bwahahahha!
that is the greatest pic ever!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 21 May 2004, 2:14, archived)
# oooooh... lovely pixelmash
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:14, archived)
#
you're one of my favorite b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:14, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:19, archived)
# well, as of late
your style makes me eager.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:20, archived)
# No Ooops here!
No "Oops"! I did it on purpose. DIE, COWORKERS! DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:16, archived)
# That's lovely
Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:16, archived)
# Yay!
Not bumped into you on here for ages. How's tricks? Manc b3tan bashes abound over the summer incidentally.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:21, archived)
# i'm rooting for two front-pages by the same person in a row.
if i were in charge, SLAM! right on the front page. although... being the gay shift and whatnot. but a trusty repost will win you the title!
(schnurricane, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:49, archived)
# that am top notch
reminds me of the Tom Selleck film "Runaway"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 May 2004, 2:58, archived)
# NOT endorsing this meme, however...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:11, archived)
# blimey
i almost would. she scrubs up well
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:12, archived)
# maybe
she could use some different glasses.

heeh, i like how you pulled the neckline down..and out of the frame.
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:20, archived)
# yeah
should have gone to specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:21, archived)
# yeah,
i just noticed :-) (it was a rush job)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:30, archived)
#

she looks 15 years younger! nicely shopped
edit-like the name. nice fhm job
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:13, archived)
# well my guess is that at least in part it follows from a link someone posted to the board showing a shopped and unshopped fhm model
which meand tweak both had a crack at making up



/my attempt

ps. i will admit now that i've calmed down, a couple of your shops did make me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:18, archived)
# it's true

on reflection, mine does look a little 'flat'
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:24, archived)
# it's interesting
that with the skin tone. one of you went lighter, the other darker.
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:41, archived)
# well i was trying to lads mag her
wereas i think tweaknik was just doing a quick smooth over of the skin
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:45, archived)
# ahem,
i hope you aren't suggesting i used a, *shudded*, a filter...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:50, archived)
# dear lord no
but yours was basically one stage

i did all sorts of other things (liquifying, healing, redrawing curves, touching up makeup)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:05, archived)
# well,
i was very, very drunk
- yours looks good though
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:09, archived)
# gah! et tu brute
incidentally... someone else play this www.otterarchives.com/cotc.html i'd hate to think i was the only one who was completely stuck with it


oh, big file
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:13, archived)
# well,
it looked like a challenging retouch job
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:16, archived)
# just a bit!!
liquified or just redrawn?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:20, archived)
# i think it takes the line of her
first chin
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:21, archived)
# arf...i was thinking further round th... your face starts to lose all shape there
so i wasn't sure how he'd gone about "sculpting" it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:23, archived)
# I'm glad
you took away the water falling between her legs...
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:23, archived)
# a lot of both!
it was harrowing
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:25, archived)
#
k
...
nice game.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:16, archived)
# i cant figure out that game yet.
cant get anywhere
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:43, archived)
# I got some cheese which I thought I could use on the rat
but it vanished when I left the room. I think that might be a bug. So I've just restarted.

Want any hints?

Now I've restarted, it says I need a fingerprint for the fake ID card. It didn't say that last time round. It's a buggy game I'm afraid.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:46, archived)
# bah!
maybe it is different each time? sorta?
i have a fingerprint but no cheese. you have to make an inkpad with seacreatures. but now i need a photo for the id card. heheh. i tried to get the toy crab to kill the rat. i've tried talking to boxes, dogs playing mahjong...
(bonaroo, Fri 21 May 2004, 3:07, archived)
# well, i dunno what it is
but it, and i, wish you all goodnight!



edit - i just realised... its a anime blobcat!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:00, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaay
looks so easy, is really hard
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:02, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
cute and night
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:02, archived)
# night!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:06, archived)
# Sort of a repost for the gay shift


That's supposed to be Adolf Hitler. Click the picture to read the whole hilarious cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:49, archived)
# ........
I just am not sure...

Oh, fuck it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:51, archived)
# wow!
i wasn't expecting much, but the ending really did it for me!
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:51, archived)
# although if i was a jew
i'd probably be VERY insulted

woo anyways :p
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:53, archived)
# well, i am jewish
but i'm not all that muffed.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:53, archived)
# Actually
It's supposed to be taking the piss out of certain Christians, not Jews.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:57, archived)
# i actually muted my sound for that link
thought you were trolling
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:03, archived)
#
I bet you wish you had muted your eyes after reading some Chick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:05, archived)
# ooh
chick tracts. a veritable free hummus source. stupid Jack T Chick
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:10, archived)
# I liked
your flowchart. I also live next door to twunts.
(Small Beer, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:56, archived)
# ooo
that's quite woo
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:03, archived)
# Oo,
you pulled that one back. Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:06, archived)
#

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:45, archived)
# i love
your screen name

edt: bloody hell you posted a lot in the time
since you joined
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:46, archived)
# hello
you're the talkative PSF
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:49, archived)
#
how can you say that
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:51, archived)
# well, somewhat
I AM THE MOON LORD!
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:52, archived)
# i spoke to psf the other night
from what i hear i should, and do feel honoured
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:58, archived)
# a very rare occasion indeed
;-)
edit: actually, the sketch looks pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:02, archived)
# Barbiturates?
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:59, archived)
# arf
nice one
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:59, archived)
# i'm not in the happiest of moods







(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:44, archived)
# ahhh
the labels do the world of good to it :) woo
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:45, archived)
# i here ya
im feeling pretty shitty myself

woosome pic though
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:46, archived)
# luvverly
(mwybsb, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:46, archived)
# Damn these Zorse wannabes
they make breeding too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:48, archived)
# huzzah
your work never ceases to amaze.
particularly myself.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:48, archived)
# great!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:50, archived)
# Cheer up mate
at least your hotel is still up & running
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:51, archived)
# still don't know wether friday's going to be a good or a bad day for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 May 2004, 1:52, archived)
# bad
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:53, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 May 2004, 2:00, archived)
# In an effort to correct nature's mistakes,

I crossed a flying fox with a burrowing owl.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:30, archived)
# hahahaha
scary but woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:32, archived)
# what a sweetie!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:33, archived)
# Hurrah for strange owl cross breeds!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:33, archived)
# F*ck
That gave me a shock - would have been worse had I really just seen that when I cut my apple.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 21 May 2004, 2:07, archived)
# lovely!
and on that suitably nightmare inducing note, time for bed. night night, everyone.

yours ever

100pcg
(holding duck)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Goodnight
Wishing you goodnight.

sincerely,
_Felix
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:37, archived)
# snap
night all.

it's been emotional
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:39, archived)
# night
I'm off too

zzzz,
MrMoose
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:40, archived)
# Lovely shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:39, archived)
#

616k version
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:28, archived)
# You. Rock.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:30, archived)
# wow, i admire your patience
i never got past the rolling long cylinders and attaching two spheres stage last time anyone let me near poo-doh
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Wow!!
Does lycos ever spack out opera. Your homepage is b0rked. Shame as I went looking for more WOO such as this
(pseudosocrates, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:31, archived)
# somting to do with using too much bandwith
it should be back up tomorrow some time. SO I am using my workplace web space for now

hear are a few
www.singplus.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Cam.gif
www.singplus.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Bed.gif
www.singplus.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Tish.gif/
www.singplus.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Arrmybug.gif/
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:33, archived)
# lycos wants to hurt opera bad.. it's the adverts
i don't know what they do but it's pissing annoying
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:34, archived)
# That said
Fuck 'em
(pseudosocrates, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:33, archived)
#
I love those, I had one untill my idiot friend thought it was a cool foot rest, and cracked the glass.
(10011, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:41, archived)
# repost for the gay shift.


hope you like it
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:18, archived)
# i can't see anything there, sah.
or am i merely being retarded again?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:21, archived)
# don't tell me
it's redexed?

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:21, archived)
# i believe that may be the phrase, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:22, archived)
# How about now?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:23, archived)
# still nowt.
try describing it for us :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:23, archived)
# Ok
It's two guys.... oh sod it, just click
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I can see it.
You 'tard.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:25, archived)
# *spacks out*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:26, archived)
# just an idea
are your eyes open?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:26, archived)
# *stabs wildly at keyboard*
damn head-dobber.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:27, archived)
# that's no head dobber...
that's your groinal attachment
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:28, archived)
# groinal attachment?
*adjusts spectacles*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:29, archived)
# i hope you washed that hand first
you'll leave a smear
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Well..
There're two chubba bellied yanky looking shirtless shirtlifting army vietnam possibly people, facing each other...
(pseudosocrates, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:26, archived)
# blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:34, archived)
# I hadn't
even got to the point where I mentioned the face coming out of the belly that looks like the bizarre governor of California
(pseudosocrates, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:37, archived)
# i have it
i like it
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:23, archived)
# I can see it.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:24, archived)
# Ah! Did you see the finished ID mash?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:25, archived)
# i didn't, funnily enough.
i saw the nearly finished version, though.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:28, archived)
# 'tis here:
www.b3ta.com/board/3219349
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:29, archived)
# hooray!
my eagle r0xx0rs.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:31, archived)
# That made me laugh lots...
but could be coz the alternative was a program on Princess Di's inventive uses of costume jewellry. Loads of cockswill.
But, nope, that is funny.
Woo
(pseudosocrates, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:23, archived)
# dammit.
it's just me, isn't it.

*punches machine*

*breaks hand*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:25, archived)
# I've seen that before,
but that doesn't detract from it's wooness!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:24, archived)
# optional reposting
big
big
big
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:25, archived)
# that shouldn't be optional
everyone click it quick!
(broccoli holocaust, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:26, archived)
# ooo... that's pretty ful
I a now engaged in a repest-session of "a battle without honor or humility" for kill bill 1. I think i may be becoming fanatical.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:27, archived)
#
bride
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:39, archived)
# ooo
thats prettyful
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:40, archived)
# Edit it now!
make it visible to the general public
it's nice

edit: oh good.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 May 2004, 1:28, archived)

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