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# Sunday Evening,
means it can only be the repeat of the B3ta Radio Show!

It's on till 10pm on www.passionradio.co.uk including 128k broadband feed sexiness. During the b3ta radio break, we'll be running repeats of previous shows.

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:00, archived)
# never ever works for me that
never
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:01, archived)
# email me.....
[email protected] and I'll find you a link that will work for you
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:02, archived)
# ah
it works on IE but not on firefox
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:07, archived)
# yup
my webmonkeys were trying to find a fix for that, but suspect Microsoft may have played a part in preventing their player working in other browsers!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:09, archived)
# use realplayer
and not windows media player then
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:27, archived)
# reason for not using realplayer
was all the nasty spyware that reaplayer installs. With windows media, yeh it's microsoft, but at least you know it's there already and not trying to pop up "message centre" windows every 5 mins
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Cheers
for that information!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:09, archived)
# I've never managed to catch b3ta radio before
might give it a listen
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:01, archived)
# 'Tis a pity
that the webcast is not dialup friendly, could someone host a relay at a dialup friendly rate?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:09, archived)
# It is
there's a 20k feed for modem people
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:09, archived)
# Where?
All i could find was something saying "Go here and buy broadband", which i can't do
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:11, archived)
# Click on the listen live button either on homepage or on the top menu
the player defaults to 20k stream at first, and then you can choose broadband by clicking 128k on the player
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:13, archived)
# Ah righty
thanks :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
please tell me you never tried to make real Cheesy Peas
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Cheese and Peas.....
New CHEESY PEAS!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:59, archived)
# I like that.
Woo.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:56, archived)
# I dont know why
but thats the best comic I've ever seen

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:56, archived)
# aaahhhhhhhhhhh
Pie soup.
Almost as good as carrot cake soup.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:57, archived)
# wow
that's brilliant

*saves*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:57, archived)
# houpla
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:15, archived)
# don't let One see that
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:57, archived)
# i was bored in geography part three

can't be arsed to link to one and two
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:52, archived)
# you're an indecisive fellow
who's rather good at biromashes!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:53, archived)
# ha
seconded
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)
# huzzah
geography is shit
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)
# yes yes it is
both my parents are geography fanatics (taken to degree level eurgh)so i dropped it in year 9. isobar this!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:57, archived)
# litter eh?
doing a project on the quality of life in your town?

I thought so.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Oh god
I remember those things from last year
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:29, archived)
# And again...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Bravo! have a repost
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:59, archived)
# They Are In Fact*
the same person. Russian is quite like Scottish.



*May not be true
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:01, archived)
# I have been
to a place in Scotland called Moscow - so there may be more to it than you think.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:09, archived)
# a poorly done
take on a lemony animation (i think its called fishy)



its also over optimized (hence the wierd mouth)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:49, archived)
# E'ning


(pearoast from last October - sorry)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:49, archived)
# which one is which?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:56, archived)
# why?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:57, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:58, archived)
# Arf
Never seen that before but it's fantastic!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:10, archived)
# HA
Thats the best one
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:59, archived)
#


previously: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:44, archived)
# They're both each other's big brother?
What's that all about?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:45, archived)
# nevermind
/tilts cowboy hat over eyes to get some kip*

*lie, I don't have a cowboy hat
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:48, archived)
# those are great
but i think the jade/miss piggy one is far too insulting

yes, i mean insulting to miss piggy
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:49, archived)
# you have a point
but I don't think anyone would want to start an argument with Miss Piggy, particularly if you want to walk away from it afterwards than carried on a stretcher!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:53, archived)
# The Dylan Hunt
one is ace.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:52, archived)
# Change of power
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Don't
tell them your name, Saddam!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:58, archived)
# mummy says i can put it on the fridge


lame attempt at artrage today. the effort to crop is insane
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:43, archived)
# woo as the pic may be
why not export it rather than print screen?
it is spiffy though.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:44, archived)
# ah nice
not noticed that before
also...is there a way to make the paint 'dry'
so that you can paint over it without it smudging?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Once you are done painting
you want to use "Export as image" instead of taking a screen print.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:45, archived)
# An Important Message From The Attorney General
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Fair and biased reporting...
Incidentally, that webpage of yours is all over the place - stuff's overlapping everywhere. Possibly you've designed it in Dreamweaver, fixed the size of <div> tags by pixel and not taken account of others using a different font size
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:39, archived)
# that's the kind
of useful info I'm here for
now will you kindly tell that chap below how to change a video file into gif?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:41, archived)
# I would
If I'd either noticed the post, or at all knew how in the first place.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:44, archived)
# I am sick and tired
of George Cunting Bush.

We get the fucking message. Shop a kitten or something. Every Bush joke has been done 20 times.

/fucking-ass-raping-rant
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# That sounds like a challenge
to think up a new George Bush joke to me.

*googles for George Bush pics*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Its been done?
Surely It Has
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# hahehahe i hate that kid...
and he has a porsche speedster
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# isnt he 15?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# He's about 40 now
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# IMDB
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# Near-as-dammit
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# my god!
he was born 2 days after me!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:43, archived)
# It's my bloody birthday today damnit.
I'm on my way to being quite old.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:46, archived)
# happy
birthday you old codger ;@{]
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:33, archived)
# its amazing
that hes 18ish and still looks about 14
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:44, archived)
# its amazing
how quickly they age these days
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# its amazing what technology can do...
he looks pre-pubescent
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:41, archived)
# Bomb him!
Bomb him hard!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# i love that show
how old is that pic tho, he looks so young(er)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I believe I did that
many, many, many, many months ago...

*old*

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Yes, so you did
And yours is better
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:43, archived)
# I think
that was one of the first dozen or so pictures I ever made for B3ta.

*nostalgia*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:54, archived)
# i wanna get animated
what flash software should i use??
best + simplest to use?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:16, archived)
# flash?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Aaaaaa-aaaaaaahhhh...

Sorry.

/Isn't.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
# What about
Swish?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# hmmm
Flash?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:18, archived)
# just do a google search for goatse
that will give you what you need.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
# mmm, I'll try that to,,
What is tha, OH GOOD GOD NO!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# evil
on so many levels
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Hmm
Yep, I use Goatse Flasher for all my animations.
They're pretty arse.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# serious holes in the code though
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:26, archived)
# seems to pull apart so easily
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# and...umm...
its red
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:29, archived)
# though it has to be said
that it's a picture of a man pulling his sphincter apart

/blunt
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:31, archived)
# owe
you spoiled the magic,

/sobs
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:34, archived)
# the thing that gets me
is that it appears to be both external AND internal sphincters he is working on
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Can't say
I have examined that picture in that much detail. I'll take your word for it.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:48, archived)
# I've got
a PhD in aniology
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:51, archived)
# My vote also goes to Flash
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:19, archived)
#
/(Edit: possibly) useful reply

Flash is (amongst other things) an animation software package.

Flash is a particular type of animation, not animation in general.

There are other programmes out there which will allow you to animate, besides Flash. (But I don't know what they are).
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)
# mmmm...
ta
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Oh crap
i knew it

all i can think of now is flash MX

/EDIT : SHOCKWAVE! Uh-Uh!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:23, archived)
#
but that's all macromedia.

there must be others..... right ?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Maybe
Corel RAVE? That's quite nifty.
Oh, and I did this logo for a friend in 3D Flash Animator.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# you could always
enrole in dance studies
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# There are lots of packages for animating suff...
but the most popular for producing b3ta-type gifs are:

1) Imageready (it come bundled with (Photoshop)

2) Animation Shop (it comes with Paint Shop Pro)

3) Macromedia Fireworks

You can also make animated gifs with Macromedia Flash, but you can also use it to make interactive movies with sound to.

None of those packages are free (Paint Shop Pro is the cheapest), but I think you can ger free trial versions of them all. There are probably some free gif animators out there too, but i have never used any of there.

As to which is best/simplest - best is a matter of personal taste and they are all simple to use when you know how. Google for tutorials once you get the software.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:41, archived)
# I wondered what he was doing now...


Nice to see he's lost a bit of weight too.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:10, archived)
# he's done well for himself
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)
# arf
I still can't look at a keyboard without thinking of that cheeky chappie :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Actually, I think he may be in prison.
A tabloid I know, but a few years ago, the News Of The World ran a headline story about him being a big time dealer and did some undercover work on him. I'm not sure, but I think he got time.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# um...I feel guilty

punnage.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:05, archived)
# you feel guilty?
so you should :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:07, archived)
# groan et woo
i wanna see shrek 2 even more now! damn
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:07, archived)
# it's hilarious
well worth a view
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# yup
went today.
hehheh-Rupert Everett as Prince Charming /falls over
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:09, archived)
# Damn... now I have Adam Ant in my head.

Prince Charmiiing, Prince Charmiiiing!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:10, archived)
# STAAAAAAAAND AND DELIVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
YE-ARR E-ARR E-ARR!

/Fucking eighties music, so goddamn addictive
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)
# sure is
when you compare it to the shite on the radio/tv these days
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Ohhh dear
*stabs*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Woooo!
Love it!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# No! Not guilty!
Be proud of your art!!!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# repost....but theres another 5 little people...



can u spot them??:P
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# i'm just going to assume
you're taking the piss and im not going to bother looking
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:04, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Not yet,
but gets some more paracetamol for carowallis,,
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:05, archived)
# I can almost see him!
I can't work out the head area yet.
EDIT: I SEE IT! Or, I don't, as the case may be.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:06, archived)
# can you see his eyes and nose yet?
once you see those he should just appear! (sort of like those old magic eye thingies)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Yep, I can see it ALL!

But seriously, does his nose bit not look like a bearded old guy?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:09, archived)
# erm,
I can't see it, but all I can see now is the man. I do believe you tho! Can't see the 'alleged' other five people now.

/scratches head
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Look... a bearded man!

A cheek, a nose, a beard and a grin! Wearing a hat.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:16, archived)
# ooooh
see it now!
cheers! ;¬)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:21, archived)
# brian blessed??
anyone else see him?

or is it just me?

yup, it's just me...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# does this help?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Ahemmm...
1. I can see it now.
2. I always knew where it was, just not the face. and
3. Teehee, looks like a cock.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:12, archived)
# sometimes
I have trouble knowing whether people are being as sarcastic as me or not
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:14, archived)
# Reposter - rather naawty of you
As it's actually still on this page, just a little bit further down.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Definitely
a sailboat, I can see it properly now.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:10, archived)
# i did this ages ago
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:11, archived)
# woo
much better than my worthless attempt
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:13, archived)
# The Refresh...


F5 Won't you use it
Try not to abuse it
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Wooyay to you!
TJ: where's the newsletter submission form? I want to send in my Rob tribute, if only so the man himself sees it, but I seem to have been struck down with blindness for I cannot find it.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# FAQ
How do I get my project in the newsletter?

Email a link and a desciption to [email protected] (no attachments please). Make sure you do email us about your projects as there are thousands of messages on the board each day and we can't see them all.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:34, archived)
# All weekend
pissing around with video...


any of you intelligent people got hints on how to do it better?

Edit: just seen how joey my mate looks
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
# No.
Because I like it the way it is.
Kinda pop-arty.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# how do you convert a video file to a gif?
(ie what software do i need?)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:21, archived)
# you don't
you take each picture + put it in a gif animator

please tell me there's an easier way...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:22, archived)
# are you sure?
there must be an easier way!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# wellllll
it's only me + you in the conversation and that's what I have to do...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# shme
never mind..
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Some bands had tougher initiation rituals than others....

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)
# if only
it had swallowed her whole
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
# in pieces would have been fine
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# Why just swallow her whole?
Its the rest of her we can't stand.




/coat
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:02, archived)
# nah
it would spit that bit out
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Ginger was a Fremen?
You learn somthing new everyday. Woo.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)
# That is extreeeemely woo...
... yay and houpla!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)
# Change the eyes
and it'll be a spong gong!

/coat, hat, cane
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:56, archived)
# he's a very old man with hairy saggy man breasts now you know
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:56, archived)
# and that isn't a gong he's banging
it's a painted round piece of plywood with added sound effects
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
# I did hear somewhere that the big ones don't make a good sound
and that the sound you hear on the films was made with a very small one
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# That am woo!
Very woo.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)
# dog gong good
:D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:24, archived)

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