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# 'lo all
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# ooh crafty
i see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# ahahaha
nice. i'll have to show that to my grandma. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# ha
i went the other day and saw a 93 year old woman in red dress dance and sing that song, backed by a 6 piece banjo band.
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# arf
♪*hums*♫
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Yes.
(Ploot, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# !
i like that for no particular reason

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:45, archived)
# is that cat vomitting star destroyers?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Yes
It is
(Ploot, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# carry on then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# I'd like to see more gifs
involving that cat and objects flying from his mouth
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
#

Previously
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# *Cough* Repost *Cough*
But I love it, and it was Gay Shift, so woo you! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Ooooh, I like these.
Are you going to do a sort of mega-gif over lots of different terrains?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I don't know about a mega-gif
but I will be doing different terrains-

I'm here all week
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Also available for weddings and bar mitvahs?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# MEGAGIF
sounds like a Japanese movie monster.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Do a song!!! Do a song!!!
It must have heavy footfalls in it.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# a-la Streisand?
I'll give it a whirl....

*adds to end of 4 mile long list*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Yay!
"MEGAGIF...'CROSS THE CORNERS OF MY MIND...*thump, thump*...MISTY, WATER-COLOURED MEGAGIF...*thump*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# what is the queen 'really' saying ?

..workin now?
(I_am_B, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# red x?
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# ah works
now
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Seamless
/edit The Queen is really saying "ferma yackabackaka le pune"
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# but woo
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Yes
it is indeed woo-worthy.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# <img src="url">
edit: fast edit! hehe. i'm sure the Queen must have thought something along those lines
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# i can see it
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Psh
seamless & woosome
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Sorry, but tis a bit


woo though! (pardon me for teh roasted pea)
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# It's not so much badly shopped ...
as badly compressed. Use PNG or GIF for stuff like this (large areas of solid colour etc..)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Topnotch


/Pedant: You missed one in the bottom right-hand corner under latest news.

*sorry, sorry, I'm in no position to criticise*
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# *Groan*
Teh Pun !
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# oof!
so bad, hehe.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Yule be sorry

if you forget to repost this in December.

woo!
(tookishlad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Woo!

Even though you should be pun-ished for the joke...
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# *slaps*
that punnage should have capital punishment

hehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# I was b3tan to it though
and not for the first time today
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Are you having a 'slow' day?
I have those all the time. But, on a cheerier note, I haven't been hit by a car for at least, oooh, seven months.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# all good then
just make sure you don't get hit by one before the bash though
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# *sniffs*
Did somebody just let off a pun?
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*ouch* the pun!
Hahahahaha!
*ouch*
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Dum-de-dum
"Hmm, wonder what's on the board..."
*logs on*

"Ahh, tis a new cartoon, why don't I read it...."
*reads*
"I've won the...., yes, yes..... I can't stand......"

"Gnnnr, grrn, ggrrrm Aggggh The Pun, the Pun, it burns, agggghhh"

*dies, flailing*
(Dr Funkenstein is moving to Taiwan in one month!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# *nicks wallet*
*runs*
(wobblyjelly, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:46, archived)
# *trips up*
*nicks wallet*
*runs*
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# *trips wallet*
*runs up*
*nicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a clever little bugger, isn't he?
(LooSee, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Yes I'm afraid
he must be drowned.
edit: retracts w/y/h, not deserved.
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# .
They're banning smacking too.

Bastard.
(LooSee, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
#
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Smacking hasn't been banned.
Just leaving a red mark/bruising your kid is now listed as a common offence.

However, it doesn't rule out causing even more painful chastisement without leaving a mark.

Pulling children's hair out, whacking with a cold wet towel, rapping the kid on the head with a sharp blow via the knuckles, spraying water with chilli oil into the child's eyes...

And so on.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Minor TJ: I've just noticed the white gaps between posts.
Has this always been? Am I going mad?

Cute kid in the pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# It has always been thus!
Maybe you just have 'special' eyes (in an X-Men way, not in a 'mmmmmmnnnnnnnngh' way).

How's you anyway? Liked the sushi!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Not bad ta... you?
I could have sworn there were no gaps before, just light grey linked to darker grey.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# i think
you might be right
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# MYSTERY BOB WILL KNOW!
Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# .
It's my first post....and your scaring me.
(LooSee, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)
# .
(MonkeyWeasel, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Give me
Your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, begorrah!
(Dr Funkenstein is moving to Taiwan in one month!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)
# good nite all sleep tight
(MrE, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# ahhh
coochy coochy coarghh
(shux, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# WWWAAAARRRGGG
I would run away but i am a bit hindered at the moment.

woo to the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# what happened
to your leg?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# dislocated my knee
have a look:

(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# is that after surgery?
looks a pain in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# nope no surgery
my kneecap popped back into place but damaged the muscles around it.
so i am in plaster for 2 weeks then in a brace after that
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# still no signings though?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# it was
replastered today so not yet. maybe later i will let my daughter have a go :)

this is the before:

(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# my mate joe
has a recurring knee problem, he' dislocated it 4 or 5 times now i think.
he's getting pins and a caliper fitted i think.
sod that for a game of cards!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# that could happen to me as well
if it doesn't heal properly
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# hope it does
dislocating it once is hassle enough, i'm sure!

all teh best!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# means i get to sit on my
ass all day and the wife can't complain :)
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Ooh
I did exactly that. Didn't get plastered though, they just went in keyhole style and did some chiselling and sanding, and all's well now.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# No
it's definitely the knee.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Holy Feck!
Just... don't try to take his her it's apple..
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# shotguns yay!!!
it looks like something from house of the dead 3, you know the one in the arcade with shotguns *hehe*
(nigger kid, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# hard?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Dear God!
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Goodnight?
Not before I bludgeon that thing to death.
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# *sobs*
too scary, can't sleep, clowns will get me...
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# im so bored, and really turned on by badgers
(nigger kid, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# bah
FINE IGNORE MY BADGER POST
(nigger kid, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Patient soul aren't you?
It's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Angry are we?
I love teh badger. Don't kill teh badger.
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Don;t get mad, get even.
Ignore everybody elses posts, that'll show em...
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# (fag.. u cant use strike out in title) Lets out a hearty chuckle
i would, but isnt the point in this site to look at other peoples work?
lol Lets out a hearty chuckle
(nigger kid, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Kind of,
I thought it was about talking and having a laugh with other b3tans. Nice badger pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# In answer to your question:
a) Yes, but it's a subjective thing whether people comment or not. You can't make them. Not everybody gets woo'ed, but it's no great personal reflection - just try something else!

b) Don't EVER use the phrase 'lol' round these parts again or I will come and find you with my shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1!!!
*runs*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# *sighs*
*picks up shovel*

Don't say you weren't warned...;)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# heehee
*ducks several shovels flying her way*
;D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Flee my shovel-based wrath!!!!!
*runs*

*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Yeh, 'lol' is a word that
most b3tans aren't fond of. You be liked a lot more if you stay clear of 'txt speek'.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# You are so much fluffier than me.

*sighs*

I could never be a diplomat.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:45, archived)
# yet...
everyone is so fond of 'teh' which is just more gamer speak...
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)
# Piiiigs Iiiin Spaaaaaaace!

Showing my age now...
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
that was a great part of the show :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# gets a yay from me
therefore showing my age too :)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# I used to have a puzzle with that on
although never saw the original.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# it was very bizarre
but as I was only young at the time, it was very funny
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# w/y/h
I still have an orginal Kermit (that my daughter plays with)
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# 'It's just the absolute highlight of my career...'
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Ahhh, now it becomes clear.
For some reason yoxio (or whatever) is literally the only host I've ever come across that my browser/isp/adblocking combination can't see. How rare.

I'm sure your picture is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# It's lovely.
It's a gopher bumming a badger against a mad epilepsy inducing flashing background.

You'd adore it.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Sounds divine,
but I have pleny of my own pr0n.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# I think your small mammal collection is particularly fine.
A real connosieur's choice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Only the best for me darling.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# I should hope so too.
I'm a pwincess, I expect to make use of your high-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets and monkey butler at teh bash.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# I read that as monkey butter
and thought of last tango in paris. Then re read it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Good old Marlon.
He is dead. *moment of silence*
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Fabuwobulous!
Woo for talking...er...gophers?

*mammal recognition skills are poor*

Have you tried lemony's site for Flash tutorials?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Yup
I'm sure it was on there before, but I can't see where he's put them when he revamped the site...

I'll have a looksee later :)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Get the Friends of ED books,
especially this one,

www.friendsofed.com/books/1590593030/index.html

It's the easiest way to learn Flash. Really, the books a works of genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# just so you know
the evening standard newspaper site
is at it again lifting potatochops from you lot.

'lionel rich tea' link on their main page or try

www.thisislondon.co.uk/til/jsp/modules/GalleryPopup.jsp?itemId=11788998&imageId=0
(d1x1e, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# So was the Mail this morning.
It was Beau Bo D'Or who did the up liberty's skirt wasn't it? Tag chopped again.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Is there a lawyer round here?
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Aye
& a copyright one at that.
(Reindeer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# I thought it was....
But on comparing both 'shopped pics, the one in the 'Mail this morning is a poor copy of Beau's attempt.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# MTV
do the same thing with 'mash-up' MP3s - get one of their in-house shitgibbons to copy something someone else has put together, but make it shit.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Indeed.
Compare, and contrast.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# 'tis
an infringement
(Reindeer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# How so?
It uses two completely different source pictures to create a similar image - yes, but they could be argued to be different enough to consitiute a conincidence/inspired by.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Perhaps
both artists were inspired by the song "Statue of Libery" by XTC
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# The difference is
MTV will get permission from the copyright holders of the songs first.

So technically, they are in the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# yup
might be worth watermarking the picture itself rather than just a tag.
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# brilliant
tag it & watermark "cunt"
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# No-one's likely to steal mine, I reckon.
Though I might do some self promotion... send them an email from a fake address saying 'Wow, check this site [link to site here]'. :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Do it to the Sun top 10 viral page
They'll use them, or the lycos viral chart.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# If you have a hard to remove watermark
then nobody will use your picture at all - they'll just pic something simpler to use.

I would rather have my stuff printed without credit than not printed at all. Which has been the case so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# i reckon
all pictures should be watermarked with a goatse - that'll stop those damn papers
(Fwap Attack, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# You haven't thought that through had you?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# so far
nearly all of the people I know who have had a picture taken are quite chuffed about it.

I would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Ditto - I'd be bouncing around all day! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# If they nicked one of mine
I'd take it as conclusive proof that the media really are a bunch of fuckwits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# chuffeder
with a few quid to say ta for the valuable commercial property & thanks for helping us make cash from your wit and sillyness
(Reindeer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# If you got money for the picture
would you then seek out the owners of the source pics you used and offer to give them their fair share?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# And it's all led to Slim getting a couple of interviews
and some offers of paid work. I'd say it's all positive for those concerned really.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Indeed
the people who have had pictures used are not the ones who are complaining.

I am thinking about Slim and Sick_Boy as prime examples.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# I think we should all just add faded layers with B3TA.COM
Slap bang accross the centre of all our posts..


The fannyspunks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# The paper did a feature on it
and interviewd Rob.

Although, it didn't pay much attention to what he said by all accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# s'more than
the mail did
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# tis indeed the very same set of pics
that was in the daily mail

www.recklessrecords.biz/b3ta/dailycockingmail.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Right wing
shit heads.

/opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# see the thing is
the pictures they take are mostly ones comprised of something slappedon a photo, in which case the masher has no rights to it, as the originaly picture is not their own work.

however, if the art in question is something wholely original then yes, you could sew the arse off em
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Sushi is so self-critical!

Out to dinner tonight, so you'll have to make do with... my site!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# heehee and tons o' woo
love it!

and it looks yummy too...man i'm hungry. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# I know... it's hard making them on an empty stomach!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Pffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttt!
you can take your wasabi and shove it up your arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Not sure what I should make of that!
Umm... thanks? :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# your arse would be mighty hawt after that.
;D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# no doubt

you'd be scooting said arse all over the floor like the cat with an itch

yowwwwwch!
(tookishlad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# i just
clenched my butt after reading that, hehe.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Hehe... thanks for the idea...
... however thinking of something for it to say was a tad tricky!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# aref
I haven't had sushi for ages
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# I'd love to eat some of that right now

minus the spong, of course

/but you never know.... I do like that stuff
(tookishlad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# You could make your own spongs with...
... fish eyes? :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# top clarse
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# have you tried
saving these as gifs?

You can probably reduce the number of colours and have a much smaller filesize without lowering the image quality so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# quick and crap
(MrE, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# A hand shandy
woo yay

edit

on second thoughts
man look at the skin on her palm
is that HAIR???
It would be like getting a ham shank from a cheese grater...
on the other hand, the frottage effect may be quite pleasant
(washing_machine, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# vaseline?
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# hmmm,
look between the cans,
there looks like a bit of a crack in there
wouldn't want a flap of skin lifting off while she was flicking one off for you
(washing_machine, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
scabby excema wanking hand.

keep it away from my nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:17, archived)
# well it is
only a bass shandy...what did you expect for 69P
(MrE, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Oh ...
I thought they were friction burns

*stops fwapping*

*sees clock*

*fucks off home*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Ah
You've discovered the first outbreak of herpes simplex 7!
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Pfffft!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:21, archived)
# A bit of pythonesque ribbage for yers
(washing_machine, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:15, archived)
# MY FIRST POLITICAL POST!!!!!




AND MY FIRST PAINT COCK SQUIRT TOO!!!
as you can tell I spent along time on this.

I apologise now.
(Cowabunga, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Just for sick boy...
still can't get that skin tone just right (mr sick boy is responsible for touching up Jim Davidson), ah well they look very happy together.
NSFW NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Oh!
Foul! Out of bounds! (made me laugh out loud between scoffs and I don't know why)
w/y/h
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:18, archived)
# AARRGGHHHHH!!!!!
thank good for tabbed surfing in firefox.

it means i can see b3ta, but als a work related site to tabe to when peolpe come in the office.

YAY!, but not to your sick picture, you big gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Go on admit it
you love teh cock,

why else would you have clicked it eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Do It!

*cough*Bill Gates*cough*
(the guru, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Go on I dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:14, archived)

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