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# Willy Wonka after a month long crank binge...
Clicky

Not mine, but I thought y'all might like it.

Edit: fixxied
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# what i clicky?


[edit: i thought so!]
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# seen it before?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# no, but i thought you'd fix the link.
i'm a good guesser.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# somebody set us up
the bomb!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)
# you have no chance
to survive make your time.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# all your oompa loompahs
are belong to willy
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)
# i talk like that in real life.
i think it's all because of that damned thing.


i always say, "what you say?" without even realizing i'm subconsciously quoting it.


[edit: and actually, it's "somebody set up us the bomb," but everyone always says, "somebody set us up the bomb."
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Isn't it great?
I love being a l33t nerd!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Aargh!
Bring back Gene Wilder
Although I've always thought he was a little don't-go-near-Uncle-Jim-he's-a-bit-funny-with-children.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Always check the feedback:
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# what about a sword?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)
# its amazing
in good condition, but its sharp.. or something
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:07, archived)
# ebay comments:
HandSolo: That's no moon!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# thatus
genius!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)
# wait a minute.
That's no moon!
That's a battle station!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:16, archived)
# ...

*crickets*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)
#
nor forgeting the tumble weed and dog howling in distance
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Almost...
Almost... so I'll give it a...

wo ya

Simply because of use of the Feedback bits at the bottom. But lots of others may have done that earlier on and I've not been looking at the 'board. (Bloody job).
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:29, archived)
# wooo
love it
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:31, archived)
# .
Burn Her!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# fuckocking christ!
RUN AWAY!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# mum?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# .
Boss...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)
# splendid
good work young man!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Thing is...
...she's actually really nice and I feel rather guilty about what I've done to her.

I'll get over it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# animate it!
someone make her head spin round quick!!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# If I had time I would...
...but I'm off to watch Little Shop Of Horrors at the theatre in a mo.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# She's hot
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# *vomits*
*fwaps*
*vomits again*

Nope, I can't continue.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)
# sure you can!
think of the children!!!

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:07, archived)
# DEAR SWEET BABY JEEBUS IN THE MANGER!!!!
How'd you get a pic of me mum?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# god, i didn't even notice she had mouth-eyes.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry

Rather surprised it hadn't been done already.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# I left my heart in san francisco


It's ok though, i think he likes it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Loon.
Hahaha
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
Fantastic. Woo to you.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Awwww,
and he's about to get hit by a Big Gay SF Tram..

*ker-splat*

Yay!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# How do you
know the sexual preferences of a tram you cannot yet see?!

the gogglessarcasms, they do nothing
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# It's all in their eyes.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahahah
*spurts*

Whoops... hahahahah
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# I've only just cleaned up.
Apparently there is pr0n on the interweb...


..Don't tell anyone though.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# *looks slightly sceptical*
Really...?

I heard it only had some old muffins and some bags of flour. Oh, and ebay.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# It's San Francisco.
Sterotyping dictates that everything there is Gay.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# even the clouds
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
i love that :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# hehehe, for some reason i thought
it might appeal to you
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# that'll be because
it's wonderful...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# pfffffffffft
I really did, you makin fun of my homesickness?
*cries*

hehe, tis silly
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# Hooray
for Elton John-esque pulminary vacations!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:07, archived)
# .
evil crab
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# tis indeed
an evil crab.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# he
looks rather fun.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:16, archived)
#

good morning all!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# i think you'll find
that it's actually that period between noon and ning that people are unsure about
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# no...
here though... it's still definitely morning... (California, US)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:50, archived)
# yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank
mushroom mushroom
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin
Tonic Tonic
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Shot Shot
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# absyinthe absyinthe absyinthe absyinthe absyinthe absyinthe
hospital

grave
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# absinthe absinthe absinthe absinthe absinthe absinthe
pedant pedant



i'm sorry, i shall never pedant again. ever.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# oh no please do!
I'm a horrible speller when I am drinking.

or any other time for that matter.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# no really..
its work enough to pedant my own mistakes let alone others.

and still some get through
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# Stumble Stumble Stumble Stumble Stumble Stumble Stumble Stumble
Collapse Collapse
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# stagger stagger crawl crawl
stagger stagger stagger crawl crawl crawl.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Oi you!
you got gmail?

(nuttybunny)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# no
do you?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)
# I DO actually!
I was just thinkin'... conversly wise and all, seeing as how I couldn't find you on 4rthur.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Love is in the air.... everywhere I look around
Love is in the air, in the sights and in the sounds.....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)
# Nah.. not hitting on
merely want more friends.

Mine are all broken cause I played with them too much.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# hehe
*winks at you in that slightly tipsy barfly sort of way*

;D

i'm on 4rthur - lebunny. :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:09, archived)
# You don't read CHuck do you?
the skid row poet? Please oh please??
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:11, archived)
# i have read a good bit of Bukowski, actually.
i read a lot of different styles, authors, etc.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)
# Yay!
I love me the Chuck, I've been trying to muddle through my latest acquisition or R. Buckminster Fuller's Critical Path.. but I've not read much lately.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Oi by the by!!!
Did you and yours want to go to Disneyland sometime before the end of summer?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Oooh!
Dead Kennedys on!

THey never put my otters in the newsletter...

POO!

www.howstrange.com/hosted/otterpunk/
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# ha!
and one of my favourite DK songs too. yay!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Haha
Ace. 'Ning/Noon/Ning to you too.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Ning Noon Ning???
That's my local friendly Chinese shop keeper!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# What's the unfriendly one called?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Fook Fat Yung
he eats goats.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# he eats
goatse?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Er, yeah. sure.
.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# tastes great
over milk...

or so I've heard...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# brian
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Say what you see...
Ever been haunted by a particular phrase which just keeps bouncing around your brain ?



Maybe I should have left it there...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# David Icke was right!
run away run awaaaayyyy!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# argh
b3tan to it :(
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# nyah nyah!
(was wondering when someone would comment)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Camilla - Green and wrinkly.
i was waiting someone to throw in an obvious "Feel like a million bucks" joke...

Enjoy Bruge !
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# They're often in disguise.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# its hypnotizing. tres woo.
wait...my eyes are playing up its changed.. i'm sure there wasn't text before.. and there was drawings..

*signs into mental institute*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# You see
things. You see them with your eyes. They are often in disguise.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# arh!
*spoons out eyes*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Like what ?
Cheese?

Hats ?

Kuala Lumpur ??
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# One could say that.
Sometimes though you see a hat. For clowns.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# I see Chaps...
...In Gowns ?!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] How eBay really should be
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Hadn't noticed it was animated at first - woo!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:47, archived)
# the animation's there to
hide all the other stuff...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# I'd bid on hummus
T.J. For anyone interested

www.bloodforoil.org/contact/submit.php



(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# ironic caption
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)
# statement
made up word
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# witty
retort
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:45, archived)
# intrusive counter retort +++troll+++
/relurks
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:50, archived)
# counter intrusive counter retort
with a counter-trolling on the side
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# witty insult
inane comment
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Look twice
What's that reflection?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# looks like the quo
but your cfb linkie doesn't work
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# didn't
does now
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# fixed
And, no, it ain't the Quo. (Hey, that rhymes!)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Hmmm
404 on the linky, but wasn't it working down there just now..?
||
||
||
\/

Edit: Top hole that man!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
#
that the kettle man?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Hooray!
You're right!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)
# sounds like
boatse
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# That looks like
svenno!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# so subtle its not even worth looking at
disco porn sounds cool
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# should it not be
discount porn, even better if u ask me.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# i dunno...
disco porn sounds pretty.....'groovy'
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Disco Porn would pleasure me
to no end
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# no end?
thats heaven
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Hyperolympics used to play havoc with yer Kempston.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:45, archived)
# it's a tenuous link to goatse, but
THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED
SFW link by the way
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not cheap
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# arf!!
woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# arf!!
woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# ha!
that's very clever indeed. very nice!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# MoC?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# marriage of convenience.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# I'll marry you
if it's convenient
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# well, let's check our calenders next week
maybe pencil something in for oh... something after November 2? ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Sorry
Can't wait that long :o(
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# well i could leave before the 2nd
but that's a hell of a risk should Kerry win. ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# i would
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Ah, hang on
*rummages in battered suitcase*

Ta da! *brandishes green card*

You can keep that one. I've got loads of 'em.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# you do realize
you can't just copy the word "CARD" onto green paper?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Why not?!
Does that mean we have to get married, instead?

I warn you that I have a string of failed marriages of convenience in front of me.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Master Of teh Cock?
Meal Of Canapes?


Muppet Orienteering Classes?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# NO!
not an orienteer....grrr
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# And what exactly have you got against China?
Argh! Spackety fucknuts. I've just realised what the time is and that I've missed my train.

Arseparsnips
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# arf!!
woo
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Bye all!
I'm off for t'weekend now.

Will work on some serious punnage next week.

have a good one.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# have a nice weekend!
*waves*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# *waves back*
*looks like a mong*

*blushes*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Heheheheh
Reminds me of Butlins.


w/y/h
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# holy crap
i spit my water out from laughing so hard
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# are they all
wanking?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# haha
Excellent!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Heh heh
TJ: I know I could use a font site to look it up, but would anyone care to tell me what font the ebay logo uses?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
#
Looks like a combination of 2 different fonts, or 1 with a bit of stretching. It's got to have one of the messiest logos ever. Looks like it was designed by a three year-old.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Either that
or the typesetter was pissed.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:45, archived)
#
I reckon he spent the night staring at alphabet fridge magnets.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Woo! Excellent.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# space breakfast
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# KHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# KAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNNMGMGHGNNNGHNGNNNG
/quits belming

Are they genetic superhuman skin flakes?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# if they are
i dont plan on taste testing
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# I don't plan on teste tating either.
What a minute...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# chortle
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# You read the Beano too then?
Awesome!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# read or read?
Hmmm?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Ermmmm
both?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# I read the Beano
but I don't read it anymore :(

Although I did get an album this year for Christmas!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# pffft
I can just see Shatner in the advert:

"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan flakes"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Shatner's
the free toy giveaway
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Impossible
they would never make Shatner the free toy giiveaway. He's got small parts, tis a hazard.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# how about offering a replica of Shatners wig
as a mail-away?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Ahh yes!
We could call it a tribble.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# hmm
concave chest?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Magic Moon Garden!
Splendidly appropriate!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# *NOW WITH ADDED WRATH*
har har
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# .

(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# And so to bed
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# I wouldnt stand for that hat comment
WOO!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# *claps*
*catches leperosy*

*claps*

*hands fall off*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# ok.
which other b3tan lives in sunny ole weymouth?





(as sighted in a our local debimebinumumums)

edit : if you look reeeeal hard you can see me goatse'ing my phone.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# what does
the small writing say
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# trapped in sticker factory send help
and i dont think it's actually a b3ta thing, it's some other crazy internet person
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# don't shatter my illusion
that i'm not alone down here....please?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# it is a b3tan...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# ahhhh, that's who it was
for some reason i was thinking chaostime
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# it's on Tedious's website
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# trapped in a sticker factory
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# hahahahahah
i replied first! i win!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# trapped in a sticker factory
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# "Trapped in a sticker factory"
I believe they're available from Tedious.

He's been getting loads of orders from all over the place though.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# haha
you have a 6600!!!

*laughs*


*is reminded that he does too*

:o(
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# i thought i was being dead original getting one
but it seems that every bugger has one.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# i'm no bugger
i got mine in singapore. 1/3rd of the price a new one over here.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# i paied full price for mine...
and i'm sure i heard the people in the vodophone shop laugh at me as i was leaving..
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# what if somebody actually is stuck in the sticker factory
i would send help
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# and that is because
you are a very kind soul. :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# I would
inform the Health & Safety Executive too.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Yeah
the boy who cried wolf and all that

blah blah

bolx
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:32, archived)
# theres a sticker factory near where i live
and thats 100% fact*



*may not be true
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# but then you've got to wonder
if they were trapped in a sticket factory, how were they placing all these stickers about?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Hehe!
I just walked past there about 30 mins ago. But I'm a bit pikey so had just come out of Peacocks.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# I Like
the domo hiding in the clothes rails on the top right.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] arf
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# bnwt?
misb?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:24, archived)
# "Brand new with tags", "Mint in sealed box"
I do believe. Every bloody item seems to have these abbreviations after it on eBay. Especially if you're looking for toys.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:25, archived)
# i would intentionally not buy
from someone who used them
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:27, archived)
# But what if you REALLY wanted
A Reservoir Dogs Mr. Orange doll, still in its' sealed box? Er.. then took it out of the box and couldn't get it back in...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)

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