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#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# huge bollocks
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Well spotted
I was wondering if the lady in the orange dress was a 'looker'.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Does anyone know their spiders?
I found a spider that looks like this in a bunch of grapes I bought from Tesco's. I don't have a digi camera on me so I drew it. It is only about 18mm or so long, but I've never seen one like it before. The grapes came from Spain and Greece apparently, if that helps. It's got a massive abdomen (or is it thorax?) compared to its head, and has quite distinctive markings. It is also quite glossy. I want to know if it's something interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:06, archived)
# it's a cambodian potato spider
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:07, archived)
# thats no spider
is a zulu head dress
(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:14, archived)
# l00n
...
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:16, archived)
# is the zulu on the right
wearing sunglasses?
(Hazhar, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# yes
...you racist
(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Daddy long legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Dunno
but that would make a cool tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:08, archived)
# on your face
you goth
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Yes.
Actually no, I'd get it on my taint. :P
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:11, archived)
# hello
i've heard that a while back a b3tan died, and someone emailed you about it.

everyone on 4thur's rather curious 'bout it, do you remember who it is, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:13, archived)
# tattoo's generally look poo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Tattoos are crap
only if you don't get something you have designed yourself. Whats the point in getting a tattoo if other people have exactly the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:13, archived)
# come on
I find it hard to draw mickey mouse very well, so I just choose one out of the book.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:16, archived)
# its a GrecoSpanish Death Spider
looking directly at it will cause you to catch AIDS.
(Hazhar, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I'm a qualified arachnophobe and I can tell you thats a Greek pointy legged black with white triangles spider.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Yes.
That'll be one of them there 'spiders' I think. Lucky they didn't charge you extra for it. Either way, stamp on the fucker.

try here: www.ecommercetemplates.com/support/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10502
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:08, archived)
# har de har.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Interesting.....
but I don't think it's a lethal one.

Araneus diadematus possibly?

Nicked image, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Nah
Needs bigger teeth with a bridge.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Nope
Nice try but my spider is jet black and quite shiny, almost beetle-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:24, archived)
# does it have a red tinge to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Nope
I checked to see if it was a black widow, but it does not have the red hourglass.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# is it like this
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:35, archived)
# A bit, yes
But the markings on the back are very clear and well defined, just like in my drawing. Your one looks a little more wishy washy as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Ahhhh
then i think you'll find thet the spider is none other then Steatoda triangulosa.

it is a native UK spider, but is also the only native UK spider that is able to bite you, but don't worry, it's only happened about 5 times in the last 20 years, they're more scared of you. They originaten in the canarie island, but moved here because of the warm climate.

try this link
www.uark.edu/depts/entomolo/museum/steatoda.html
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:46, archived)
# That looks very similar
Except mine is very black and its markings are even more defined.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:53, archived)
# it could be on of the Steatoda family.
i'll have a quick look for you.

[EDIT]
Looks like you have a female, they tend to be darker in colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Thanks for your help.
Says its bite isn't particularly nice but rare.

Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Black Widow
You're dooooooooomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# it's a
spider... run!
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Try here:
www.arachnology.org/Arachnology/Pages/Identification.html

(lovely drawing!)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Thanks
Nice link but can't find it on there
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:24, archived)
# FUCK!
run, get out of your house now and call environmental health.

thats the spanish 'fuckme' spider, so called because when it bite you scream 'FUCK ME!'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:11, archived)
# think yourself lucky
I just found this :




in my cutlery draw
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)
# borgeoise?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# is that the horrible
fucker in copenhagen?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)
# It's known as
a "Grecian Half-moon Spider". I don't recall the latin name. They're pretty rare, and they're relatively harmless for the most part; they can bite but it's not even as bad as a wasp sting. However you do have to be careful; their excretions are fairly poisonous and can cause swelling and sickness, and in some rare cases can cause residual erectile dysfunction, since the poison affects blood vessels. You'll be fine, as long as you don't eat the grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)
# You see...
...you sound like you know exactly what you are talking about. You lost me at the dysfunciton bit...

Why is it I can't find anything about this on-line, hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)
# erectile - the erectile tissue in the penis
i'm sure you can figure the rest out
(haitch, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# I know what he's saying
But his story lost credibility at that point. And besides, I've got £1.50 worth of grapes I'm wondering whether I should eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# You need to ask yourself
if your continued sexual capacity is worth more to you than £1.50.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# You complete and utter bastard.
What to do, what to do........? I'll offer them around the office and see if anything happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:40, archived)
# or rub yourself off
after handleing it
(haitch, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:26, archived)
# i hope it's not one of
these
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:13, archived)
# try to outrun it
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# can i hug it?
it looks hugtastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:19, archived)
# sure!
he's just a big fluffy bunny really.
Once you get to know him.
and have the anti-venom.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:27, archived)
#
I found one of these in my sock drawer once
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Yay!
for Susan Stranks! (Paperplay - kiddies TV from yeeearrsssss back.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Orb weaver probably
harmless little fella.
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Looks a bit similar
but not quite right.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:54, archived)
#


If you were wondering, inspiration came from here - an upcoming festive comedy starring drug-pushing laugh-vacuum Tim Allen and former cock-wearing titbag Jamie Lee Curtis.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:04, archived)
# egad - an uncanny likeness
you will be able to say you got in first.
I forsee hundreds of identical photoshops in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:06, archived)
# I'd fuck
that dwarf bitch in the eye.


*Gets back to his work.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:07, archived)
# filthy
PDF file
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# .......
....and breathe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Dad?
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# can't he find a
wig that fits him?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:04, archived)
# only one made of
fourteen foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:07, archived)
# better be quick before hunting them is banned . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# I'm really bored of these mens' weeklies, what's wrong with a good old fashioned newspaper?
Kelly Brook. Nice.
(Dr GUID, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)
# wanklies
is the term I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)
# More to the point
what's wrong with Now?
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# in all good record stores...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
Woo


and woo to this too
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Play that funky music J boy
woo to thee






MINOR TJ:- Fun with selotape and a cat, but it is on entensity.net so you know....
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# I laughed too hard for my lungs.
Now they hurt and wheeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:04, archived)
# JC, on the ones and twos
wikid.

Although his Dad got the gig for him...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:02, archived)
# TESTIFY!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:03, archived)
# well
2396464
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:20, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:57, archived)
# ARF!
hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:58, archived)
# they took the
highway to the danger zone
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:58, archived)
# i'm glad b3ta's back, i've loggin'd again
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Loggins?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Back by public demand
you're now rockin' with a one man band
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Please tell me that's shopped
...and that people aren't so stoopid as to do that to their houses?
Woo whatever :)
(aharrrr matey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Inspired by troodle below...

by'inspired', I obviously mean that troo is to blame for this tenuous pun
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Toon
pu' sum wattor un it hinny!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:58, archived)
# thats a really good
BITMAP BITMAP der ner ner ner BITMAP BITMAP der ner ner ner ner ner

Geordie in furness or did you mean barrow
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)
# um...bitmap?
please don't make me explain it. its too painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:02, archived)
#
(Sharpy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Arf!
I'd buy that*

*never

Woo!

EDIT: It's a Fake! There's no . . .

wait for it . . .

Lidl by Lidl
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:54, archived)
# woo
yay and 100mbs of houpla uplaoded
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:54, archived)
# bindun
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:55, archived)
# every reason
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Ahem!
You are supposed to shop the images . . .

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:53, archived)
# GRRR
i fucking hate that guy!!! just seeing him makes me angry!!! ARGHHHHH!!!

*runs down stairs and smacks girlfriend in the face*

woo to da pic
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:54, archived)
# mmmm
looks like he has come to reveiw the meals from our works canteen. and got my special caustic soda mini samosa entre
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
that's not laughter...
it's me karate chopping the twunt!


actually, i am laughing 'cos that's woo!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:49, archived)
# spack
in a box, woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:50, archived)
# spackinabox?
Shouldn't Joey Deacon popping out!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Haha!
That really am woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Is he looking for weapons of mass destruction?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Ahem
Moss destruction?
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Gerrrrooaannnnn!
*TURFS TrainHitsBoy off B3ta . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Hang on
Whoa! I like it here.




*Besides. Working for your money sucks.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:56, archived)
# I'll employ you
you can work for soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:57, archived)
# I've just had
soup.


No.


Really.

It was chicken.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# then you'd better get to work then hadn't you
I don't run a holiday camp you know - this is a sweat shop and those fake Gucci wallets have to be on the streets of Hong Kong by Sunday - so get to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Ahem!
TURFS . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Naa...
He'd have to search my sock drawer for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:54, archived)
# is that the bloke
that plays McGiver?
(Sharpy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:56, archived)
# also Jack Oneil
on Stargate SG-1, which is where i believe that pic came from.

/nerd.
(Hazhar, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# hence the P90...
/ultranerd
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Woo!
Have you had your RDA of RDA?
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:03, archived)
# nice plums
(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Plumparing for emergencies . . . ?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:48, archived)
# is this a game of 'Mastermind'
There's an online version of that that I've cracked in 5 guesses just about every time.
www.gotoandplay.it/_games/_masterMind/m3.php
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:49, archived)
# new from apple
the iPlum ... it looks really pretty and it's not Microsoft!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I would
*fwap*
(NoToRiouS, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# I am so sorry about this.


Actually, I'm not. Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:46, archived)
# erm . . . ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:52, archived)
# isn't it obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:52, archived)
# G'wan then
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:54, archived)
# erm...
well...

when you inflate mango chut... no, when you shoot chutney through a pump... erm... when you expose mango chutney to high pressures, it denatures the polymers which make the chutnery goodness and... nope.

erm...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:57, archived)
# That fat Gayers name isn't
Mango Pumpy is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:59, archived)
# sorry no
It's meant to denote that Jeremy Spake is a no good cum-gullet, chutney pumper. I hate Spake!
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Ah
it all becomes clear . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# I thought it was Mykeyboy??
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaahah
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:43, archived)
# And in unison...
"I STILL would!
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Holy shit yeah!
A Gail Porter midget, form a que!
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Form
a what?*


*Spanish
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:46, archived)
# come now form a que
do as instructed mine is nearly finished I just need to chalk the tip
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I geddit!
Form the Quo.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:49, archived)
# ROLF
TEH QUE?
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Rolf?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:56, archived)
# *slaps*
that pun is dreadful, even for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Huzzah!
I thought no-one had noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Definitely would.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Mmmm!

Porter . . . the darkest of the beers . . .

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:44, archived)
# uuummmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:47, archived)
# knees are over rated
i still would, in fact she's probably just the right height.
(nathan57, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:45, archived)
# seconded
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:47, archived)
# the correct height to rest a pint of beer on her head.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Or my
ballsack.







* I is tall.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:51, archived)
# but then how would she gobble your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:55, archived)
# I was going
to kick her backdoor in anyway.
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:58, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Luckily
no reason is needed! Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:40, archived)
# There is indeed a reason
and it is because he is a fucking cock

and we should all gang up and kick him in the nuts

twice
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:41, archived)
# *kicks him up the nuts

*kicks him up the nuts again

*and again

*and again

I just can't stop . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Ta-daaa
There I was in't middle of Gayshift, and t'bloody site went down like some NSFW on a NSFW with NSFW.

So here, have something the daytime folks don't usually get to see... Troodle Doodles!


(Clicky for bigness)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Why is he balancing a harmonica on his nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:41, archived)
# so Riker will throw him a fish, Dur!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Some whacky
gay star trek thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# He's hoping that
Larry Adler will travel through time and space to restore his sight with his magical musical medicine-breath.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:43, archived)
# That's bloody good, that is
Did you cheat?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I do not
cheat sir.

I use real pencils, and no tracing paper.

*sniff* Cheat... Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Chin up
It's a compliment.

I wish I could draw half as well as that.

to your pic
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:47, archived)
# *sniff*
I like your screw... *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:49, archived)
# its full of troodley goodness
and very small and neat. so a picture of geordie is just enough to give us all a treat
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Mr Luke

I only came out to get some f**kin' milk!
(Mr Luke, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:38, archived)
# t-Shirt says it all
woo to that subtlty
(CerberusDog woof, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Is that a crushing put down?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# sorry
that may have come out wrong. truck load of fluffyness is being dispatched now.
(CerberusDog woof, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:44, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:42, archived)
# dunno why it sells so well
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:37, archived)
# arf!
take a bow
(stone the crows, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:39, archived)
# That. Is. GENIUS.
have an Oscar(tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Took a mo
Woo
(temper_temper Salmon, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha!
Took me a bit longer than it probably should have.

Woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Brilliantness!
Very woo.
(Simonster_7, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:41, archived)

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