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Monkey Spider

Can anyone help? (possibly an antipodean B3tan).

I just had this large spider in this room. My dog tried to grab it and I think he was bitten as he was running around making a sniffy noise through his nose. Here in Cape Town it's called a Monkey Spider but I cannot find any info on the web. I know it's poisonous but not sure if it's deadly. It's usually shy but get aggressive when confronted. It rears up on its hind legs and attacks (it tried to attack me too). It looks as if it carries a big walnut on its back. Does anyone know the proper name of it?
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:45, archived)

i come for you

.. \/

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:46, archived)

I'm not scared of spiders (except Monkey spiders and Black Widows)

and especially not you. You're harmless and fluffy :)
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:55, archived)

found this...
www.museums.org.za/bio/spiderweb/therapho.htm
might be completely wrong, and you've probably found what you want anyhoo.
I hope your doggy is ok!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:57, archived)

Thanks :) I've just found out what it was, silly me

www.b3ta.com/board/3953771

and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:10, archived)

judging by the photo

i would say run like fuck

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:46, archived)

I would have but

it was in my house (unusual for them) and the dog was going beserk. I had to kill it with spray which I don't usually do but this type is too big to fit under a glass tumbler.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:54, archived)

arrghhh

reasons why i will never live south of scotland

1 - GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS
2 - English people (no offense)
3 - Europeans
4 - lack of money
5 - violates my bail contract
6 - lazy

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:00, archived)

um...

'North'?
/bah! Edit whore!!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:01, archived)

I lived and worked in Glasgow

for 6 months and loved it.

Scots don't hate all English people do they? I had no problems but I think that's down to attitude.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:12, archived)

i like most of em

its just like my best friend says

"there is nothing wrong with living in england except its full of english people"

its a hard conecpt to understand

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

Altitude

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

Does

this help?

(b3tasux, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:48, archived)

It helps me to itch a lot

you must be an aussie

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)

I'm from Bradford, UK. We have bigger things to worry about than spiders. /ard

(b3tasux, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:50, archived)

True

The curries up there are scary

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:51, archived)

They're made

of cats :(

(b3tasux, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:52, archived)

Ahhh

recognisable meat

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

We're running out!

Thank God Tesco is open 24 hours a day!

/runs

(Vega31, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:07, archived)

It's not there but I've changed my search

to South African Spider Identification and I've found quite a lot of stuff so thanks :)
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:52, archived)

It's the very rare naturally occuring 6 legged spider that bite spiderman

sorry

Hope the dogs ok

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:48, archived)

yeah he seems fine

thanks :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)

The devil's own Arachnid

Run the fuck away. Have enough problems with the fat feckers in the Midlands of Britain. run run run

(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:48, archived)

my new woo

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)

spiders - eurgh

how about 'who cares what its called - it sounds as scary as hell - scoot before you die'

(Euphrosne, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)

Sorry, I can't help

But I can inappropraitely make light of your situation

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:52, archived)

Oh fuggermints!

I was about to go to bed :(

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Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

hahaha

that thing might look ugly but I bet he's harmless.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)

tell the spider to leave

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:52, archived)

calm your dog down if you can.

chances are he has some resistance cos dogs eat spiders a lot, but calm him down. Lots of water available for drinking and if possible a sweet alcoholic drink.
:@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:15, archived)

Thanks

He's fast asleep now (it's past 3am here) but according to the blurb he might start vomiting after 2 hours (it was a Tarantula)
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:20, archived)

hiya

Hi all. this is my first post :)

(Madam Ceer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:43, archived)

hello

and welcome home.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)

hey

might wanna use the talk board for talk

and here for images though :)

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)

*slap*

how rude.
but well said.
Take note Noob *stares*
I jest
'lo

(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)

Hello

welcome :)

(b3tasux, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:46, archived)

What a waste

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:46, archived)

but we don't mind.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:48, archived)

Don't we?

We usually do.

Is still a waste though...

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:50, archived)

certain people get excited about that sort of thing

but there's no need to feel like you should behave as they do. It's not a waste. It's a hello. Hellos are nice and positive, and it's not like posting another thread costs anything.

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barnesy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

Very true

I bow to the general fluffiness of the board at this moment in time and extend the warm hand of welcome to the new person who has wasted their first thread on saying hello rather than spending ages on a picture that would have received the largess of the board including the mentions of kittens and such like and would have no doubt reposted again in 3 or 4 minutes because they didn't get the applause they thought they were unquestionably entitled to.

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:59, archived)

I can't help thinking

you're taking this all
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
too seriously.

*gently massages in a non homo-erotic way*

:@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:12, archived)

Well before we go

I don't take anything seriously*

*except curry flavoured condoms

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

Threadwastes are allowed for first posts.

But remember:

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:54, archived)

Hello

And Welcome

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)

Helloooo

(Rocksteady is intrigued, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)

i like

little jonny aand his thinking

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:51, archived)

NUMBER THIRTY-TWO THOUSAND

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)

socks 4christmas!

another badly drawn post before bed - and goodnight

(Euphrosne, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:43, archived)

Nice concept.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)

amazing execution

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)

I'm 'Chaverish' Sherrif John Burnell

Hey, Welcome to World's Wildest Police Videos, I'm 'Chaverish' Sherrif John Burnell.

I have a burberry hat, catch me if you can!

Bla! Bla! Bla!

"Dont run from the law!"

(KevAkas, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:36, archived)

Caught you!!

Catched him I catched him!!

What do I wins?

Edit: How rude, most hatstand and very woo

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:37, archived)

A ride ;)

...to the local jail house!

(KevAkas, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:38, archived)

that guy is so fake it's not funny

Are a good deal of Americans so orange with bright white teeth?
I'd be scared if it's true

(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:38, archived)

It be true of some of the city'uns

An those on TV.

Teh rest are fat.
My auntie is fat and she's american.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:40, archived)

Is he supposed to be a chav?

Where's his clown pendant? Or do only girl chavs have clown pendants?

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Bob Scene, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:48, archived)

just...

....the girls!

(KevAkas, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:56, archived)

Midnight doodle:

Thanks for your time.

(st3v3-o, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:34, archived)

stunning

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:35, archived)

Ooh

Mysterious.

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Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:36, archived)

Thats a doodle?!?!

*grumbles about compleat lack of any sort of talent in self

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:36, archived)

excellent

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:36, archived)

nice and odd

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:37, archived)

luvly jubbly.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:37, archived)

thanks everybody

i am happy now

(st3v3-o, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:41, archived)

have a happy doodle repost

from a while back

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:42, archived)

ace

for an anytime of the day doodle

(Euphrosne, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)

As a professional art critic I must say...

You are the next Picasso.

And I'm not really a professional art critic.

But I am a professional art critic.

But not really. It's the Jim Beam talking.

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Bob Scene, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:51, archived)

For those of you overseas...

Jim Beam is an alcoholic beverage. To be precise, it is a brand of bourbon whiskey. With a sort of woody disgusting aftertaste.

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Bob Scene, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

(Hairy Midget, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:28, archived)

yay!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:29, archived)

The mind boggles.....

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:29, archived)

hmm

i see Woo but her lips say 'wow'

(nou, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:34, archived)

Mind control

.....

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:35, archived)

Its called:

"Suspension of Disbelief"

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:36, archived)

I knew I'd seen that before somewhere

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Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:39, archived)

Giant... Wolf... Testicles....

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:41, archived)

It's a Tanuki (Japanese Racoon)

But yes, they are meant to be its nuts ... it's a folklore thing.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

haha!

marvellous.

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:29, archived)

lol

how on earth did s/he get in there

(nou, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:30, archived)

Woo!

You're my hero.

*swoons* ... erm in a macho style ... erm

/leaves

(Rocksteady is intrigued, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:30, archived)

hahaha

top banana.

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oodle doodle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:30, archived)

haha

he manages to get stuck everywhere the cheeky blighter!

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:31, archived)

thats just beachy

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:33, archived)

I frickin love these fat people stuck

in things pictures.
You are great.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:33, archived)

that is rather ace

and a fine image to see before bed
g'night all

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:34, archived)

Night

Mr Sanity :)
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:35, archived)

hahahaha

top class

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:34, archived)

yipppeeee!

Look Mr bun, look!! a new one :)

Thanks Mr Midget.

The whale looks a bit miffed. Not only is he beached but he's got a round orange thing stuck in his hole, tsk
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:34, archived)

i'm like this

as all of these you have done
wyh

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pippy is a truck, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:35, archived)

I like dancing bears

(nou, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:28, archived)

yay for dj format

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oodle doodle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:30, archived)

fuck yeah!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:31, archived)

yeah baby!

*shakes booty*

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:33, archived)

woah

that am ace

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:34, archived)

Quick Question....

Is there anyway to search for the Front Paged Posts only?

(Primeight, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:25, archived)

there was a site

but i forgot it's address.

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oodle doodle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:26, archived)

Not good enough. Must try harder

/cunt

(Timmy (Esq), Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:28, archived)

yes.

visit monkeon.com

^
and what he said

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:27, archived)

www.angelfire.com/apes2/botb/

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:27, archived)

gah!

seconds ahead.

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:28, archived)

you can't catch me,

i'm the gingerbreadaphant.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:29, archived)

ooooh!

gingerbread!
*gets munchies*
*heads for kitchen*

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:30, archived)

shame that most are reddexes

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oodle doodle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:29, archived)

Thanks to all

I'm actually looking for the Hitler with the bottle of soda that explodes in his face...hopefully I'll find it. Thank you

(Primeight, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:30, archived)

pow!

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:31, archived)

I preferred

this. Still one of the best things I've ever seen here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:35, archived)

damn fine that.

the lip sync is spot on.

the talented bugger.

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:37, archived)

there used to be

this: www.angelfire.com/apes2/botb/

but it's not been updated in a while.

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:27, archived)

my quick question:

is an mp3 player (one of those solid-state teeny-tiny things) a good xmas present for a dad who likes music/hates carrying cd players?

its only £30, 128MB, FM Radio and LCD, or £10 more for double the memory.

he's also getting more interested in computers recently.

any thoughts?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:30, archived)

well,

i bought my dad a remote controlled car for his 50th and he loved it. from this we can assume that all dads are the same, love gadgets, and your dad will love the mp3 player.

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oodle doodle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:32, archived)

can't say no to 4 stars can i!

even if if it has been made by some poor grisled chinese midget in the far east

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:35, archived)

I think so

It's a useful and fun present, and you can have bonding moments as you show him all its bells and whistles.
But I'd go the extra £10.

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Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:34, archived)

here's the problem

100 reviews, getting 4 stars
the 256Mb has had no reviews, so no rating.

and the two look different.

i might have to buy the 256Mb, open it, see what its like then give it my dad. i could get away with that by putting his favourite songs on it.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:37, archived)

double memory

then you can share more MP3's/porn

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:35, archived)

i like the way you think

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:37, archived)

jebus

i will do this to you!!!! !11 !! one one

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:25, archived)

Read that as "Alli wanks for Christmas"

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:26, archived)

he does you know

i'm sure of it

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:32, archived)

/me ends wanking

*winks at GWB - i like Rice as your new foreign minister.

America Against The World ! The World Must be Wrong !

at least we know where we got you.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:32, archived)

ermmmmm

isnt this a pearoast

(i love my brick, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:46, archived)

technically no

the first was addressed to santa,

than to mr hanky,

then to jebus.

gotta cover all bases!

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:50, archived)

bit soon for a repost i know

but i gone made a wallpapery version

of this post linky

click here (1024)

apologies for lack of content but you know you love it

you slags

EDITY - flipped version

i may however have made a mistake

here

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:20, archived)

I loves it

*background*

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:21, archived)

that am most woosome

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:21, archived)

Hmm

I actually prefer the original as the wallpaper. Nicely minimalistic, off at the side. Also, my icons obscure the giants in this new version.

By the way, I absolutly bloody love this picture, as I do all your work

Edit: Aaah, now you see my icons obscure the text. I think it would look better if you flipped the little man again. Also, your name is the wrong way round...

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:23, archived)

yeah

i did think of flipping it as most people have left side icons

but it looked strange

cheers btw

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:24, archived)

beacause our western brains

read left to right.

/media student.

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oodle doodle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:25, archived)

My brain

reads upside-down

/wanker

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:25, archived)

I can't read

or type cos of too much masturbation

see: fasdgbnsr sgzsfg sgzsfg fszgpiu o ojmaksmla

/true wanker

now wheres my benefits book

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:27, archived)

Shit. I read that as "right to left". think i need some sleep

(Timmy (Esq), Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:27, archived)

You must be reading it right to left

in order to read it as right to left.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:32, archived)

If only you did the tag right

it'd be perfect, as is, it's 99% perfect, but still most woo yay and houplaish!

(Vega31, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:46, archived)

Ooh, nice.

*wallpapers it up*

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Comma, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:24, archived)

Jolly good have a Woo

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:24, archived)

thats no woo

i'm eating ice cream with a plastic fork.

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oodle doodle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:25, archived)

First time i've seen it.

Frickin awesome.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:24, archived)

haha

he's so mad at those giants for inconveniencing him.

(schnurricane, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:26, archived)

i like all 3

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:40, archived)

Grim

compo entry and obviously a matter of opinion

(Dr_Seuss, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:19, archived)

HAPPY!!!

*Ironically, Im not all that happy

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:19, archived)

argh my head

and i watched Evil Dead again tonight

haha that film is hilarious

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:20, archived)

Damn right!

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:23, archived)

Am I the only person in the world

who sees it as a horror more than a comedy?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:23, archived)

No, I do too

but its funny as well...

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:24, archived)

quite possibly

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:24, archived)

yeah it's a horror

but it's funny as fuck

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:28, archived)

GAH!

*spacks on floor*

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:20, archived)

*spacks*

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:21, archived)

Spacker time

nnnnnnggggggg

(Rocksteady is intrigued, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:26, archived)

My first post. WooHoo!! This is fun!!

Hope its not been done.

(Monkeys Uncle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:15, archived)

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?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:16, archived)

Mmm... I love the smell of redex in the morning.

Edit - That's lovely. Woo.

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Comma, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:16, archived)

Its been

borked!

BORKED I TELLS YOU!!

redex, sorry

Edit: Now thats lully!

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:17, archived)

no worky.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:17, archived)

broken image :(

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:17, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:17, archived)

your site has limited possiblities!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:18, archived)

indeed!

just like me!!

Love, love, love.
Love, love, love.
Love, love, love.

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It’s easy.

Nothing you can make that can’t be made.
No one you can save that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It’s easy.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

Nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
It’s easy.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

All you need is love (all together, now!)
All you need is love. (everybody!)
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need (love is all you need).

Yee-hai!
Oh yeah!
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:22, archived)

haahaha

top class

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:20, archived)

it has been dun

(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:17, archived)

oopps

ive naffed up my first post.

(Monkeys Uncle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:18, archived)

you missed the '.gif'

bit off the end. click on edit & stick it on the end of your url & it will work.

nice pic btw. :)

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:20, archived)

now worky.

hurrah!

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:23, archived)

Its a learning process

Just edit your post up there ^^^^ and put the right thing in the image link

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:20, archived)

Cheers people.

I nearly went to bed and left it, like the embarressed newbie that i am.

(Monkeys Uncle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:24, archived)

Awwwww

Pull up a kitten.

Here's some tea and lully biccies, you'll like it here.

You'll never leave

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:25, archived)

I do like it here.

Better than bed.

(Monkeys Uncle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:28, archived)

TAKE THAT BACK!!!

My mother was a bed and my father a pickled herring.

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:34, archived)

Sorry!!

Bed = Good.
Pickled Herring = Good.
Pickled Herring in Bed = Scorcher!

(Monkeys Uncle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:40, archived)

did you mean

homepages.which.net/~keith.cullern/ch4anim.gif

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:22, archived)

hurrah,it works :~)

'tis a good 'un
woo yay

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:22, archived)

oh dear...

Better luck next time...

Hello.. Now shop a kitten.

oh and look at my shiney new name :) After following b3ta for 1 year 15 days, I am infact a cunt.

(Timmy (Esq), Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:22, archived)

oooh its nice

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:23, archived)

Glad its liked.

Will try kitten shopping next.

(Monkeys Uncle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:31, archived)

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:14, archived)

A squillion times better in my head, dammit...

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:12, archived)

haha

wooyay

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:12, archived)

hehe

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:13, archived)

yaaaaaay! pengins!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:14, archived)

(Hairy Midget, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:15, archived)

Yes Yes Yes!

(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:18, archived)

arf

excellent

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:19, archived)

Mr(s) Midget sir/madam

could you kindly repost one of your stuck kicky legs animations please

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:21, archived)

seconded

maybe the washing machine one? Pretty please?
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:25, archived)

Hello flowerpot

How's the granny population down your end of the world

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:30, archived)

Hi Mr bun

one less than the day before yesterday :)

Apparently he didn't even chew her, just gulped her down in one go.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:32, archived)

Which intrepid journalist found that little fact out?

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:45, archived)

Somebody saw it happen

apparently quite a few people saw it as it circled her for a while before attacking.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)

i'd like to see michael j fox shooting hitler every day

for the rest of my life.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:25, archived)

fan

tastic!

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:21, archived)

I don't think

I've seen you do a picture yet that's been less than fantastic, you fiend.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:21, archived)

Nicely...

like it!

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:23, archived)

haha

(schnurricane, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:14, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:14, archived)

Hahahahahahahah!

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Comma, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:15, archived)

Woot to that!

I used to go to a pub on the Mile End Road called
"Slutty Penguins", it was great there. They had
a jukebox that only played Abba and Squarepusher
tracks.*

*All or some of this may be a lie

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:17, archived)

she certainly gets around

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:19, archived)

Merry Christmas Everyone!

(Mystery Shopper, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:05, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwww.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:06, archived)

properly festive that.

;)

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:08, archived)

Its all in the

spirits of christmas.....

sorry

/coat

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:09, archived)

what a lady

what a night

*rocks out to the four seasons*

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:09, archived)

Ha ha ha

you should have made it Santa though!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:08, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sadly that'll happen all too often though

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:09, archived)

pffffffffffffffffft

I like that

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:19, archived)

Jumping on a bandwagon has never been so much fun.

Edit: O'mmyfugginggodders shut up kids!

Its Pop up Pirate!

A brand new game! Fun for all the family!

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:59, archived)

POP-UP PIRATE!

O'mmyfugginggodders, I used to love that game! Once it jumped out and kissed my friend Amy and we laughed at her and said she was going to marry him, then we ran away giggling.

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Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:02, archived)

YOU ROCK!

100% fact

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:03, archived)

Ner ner ner ner ner, I rock!

*Rocks back and forth chewing colourful plastic swords*

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Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:04, archived)

yeah yeah you do

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:07, archived)

Yeah!

You rock! I don't have any game related anecdotes
anywhere near as good as that one.
Accept this one time when i was playing Ker-Plunk
and this thing... Ah never mind.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:08, archived)

Go on...

I can't imagine how a story involving Ker Plunk can not be worth hearing.

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Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:13, archived)

Mort gets new jumper for Xmas

Mort has a bath
Mort can fly
Mort's train

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giant_squid, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:55, archived)

and a fetching one it is too

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:56, archived)

compo it

and we'll have a winner

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:57, archived)

Gone quite insane

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Leo Panthera, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:48, archived)

yes, yes he has

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:52, archived)

indeed

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:53, archived)

twat

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:53, archived)

fucking right!

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:54, archived)

For some reason,

I felt an urge to convert your name to decimal.

1734698347.

Calculator: The best thing Microsoft ever gave us

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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:17, archived)

Try ASCII

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Leo Panthera, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:27, archived)

Bit rude

My first ever attempt at doing a b3ta thing.

(piers, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:44, archived)

hehehehe

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:46, archived)

I like that,

I like that a lot.

I was having a play with the comp and turned out this piece of crap that doesn't deserve its own thread:

Im sorry for lowering the quality of this thread

(Rocksteady is intrigued, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:47, archived)

Rude, but perfectly apt for C4

so long as they make it into a "documentary".

"When Logos Get Horny".

Nice idea, though! :-)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:48, archived)

here you go

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:50, archived)

Phooooarrr

logo porn everywhere

*phwap*

(Rocksteady is intrigued, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:54, archived)

w00t!

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Kaiser, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:56, archived)

you're a madman!

love it!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:57, archived)

and its

KWALITY!!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:06, archived)

youve been a member for neerly 2 years

and this is your 1st post?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:07, archived)

Yes

I've been building up confidence

(piers, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:35, archived)

GEH

The WEIRDOS on b3ta will probably love it because it features HOMOSEXUALITY. Unless the one on the right is female. In which case, never mind.

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Bob Scene, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:55, archived)

the man on the right

is a lady

(piers, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:36, archived)

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