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Aint TV crap I hate Woss.

Thought all the best of 2004 was over by now, but nooooooooo

(Europir8, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:13, archived)

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:15, archived)

haha

I love that!

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iainiainiainiain, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:16, archived)

today i have an idea for this week's challenge:

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:12, archived)

hahaha

Brilliant

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homonk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:16, archived)

hahaha wonderful... but where is the signature scarf?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:17, archived)

w/y/h

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iainiainiainiain, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:17, archived)

haha

i love your stuff hairy midget

(kebab, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:17, archived)

hahaha

cheeky

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:19, archived)

hahha

i was waiting like a idiot... great hahha

(drk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:21, archived)

yay yay yay

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:31, archived)

Any bass playes in tonight?

if so.... *runs*

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:03, archived)

i always read that as the fucking fish

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:04, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I love these...

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FoldsFive, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:05, archived)

hahaha

brill

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:08, archived)

ARF!

Woo yay!

I taught bass to an absolute begginer today. It took me 25 mins to teach her basically everything she needs to know to play bass in a band, and play it from sheet music.

(EvilDeathSandwich Woof, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:09, archived)

Must type something here or it complains

Some friends of mine were going on a tour to Prague playing Jazz when their Bass player had a minor disater.

Half an hour later I've learnt bass, got tickets sorted and was off the next day.

I suppose it helps playing a zillion other instruments and being generally a good musician*.

* read GOD

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:18, archived)

yeh

she was also a good musician so thats prob why she learned so fast.

im a guitarist btw.

(EvilDeathSandwich Woof, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:24, archived)

Me actually :)

But I still love it!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:10, archived)

You're just jealous

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useful_idiot, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:43, archived)

oh noes

www.sheezyart.com/view/247005/
no point posting the image itself cos my host is slow apparently.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:00, archived)

Is that a thumb thumb

Spy Kids?

(Europir8, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:16, archived)

He likes his eyes

as do i

(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:00, archived)

Little known celebrity facts #219 : John Prescott will do anything for a Dairylea triangle

Chunk : I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life! Mouth : First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.

#346

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:53, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Grampa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:54, archived)

Hahahahaa!

I love video gifs the bestest :)

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:55, archived)

HAHAHHAHAH

Dance, Johnny, Dance!

(Octopussy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:55, archived)

YES! I LOVE CHUNK!

I have a shirt with him doing the Truffle Shuffle (as seen above) on it. It's class.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:01, archived)

that seems to be speeding up!

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:06, archived)

FEIV!

DANCE!!!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:02, archived)

Go Prescy

go!

(fistcount shite, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:04, archived)

chunktastic!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:18, archived)

Filming For The Monkey Beer Advert

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Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:53, archived)

Majjjjjjjjjorkkkkkkaaaa

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:56, archived)

the rain in Bahrain falls mainly from the plane

...woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:29, archived)

Thomas Is A Knob-head

I just ate a tin of Thomas the Tank Engine pasta shapes (yes, out of the tin, yes, cold, yes, I'm really frickin' lazy). I did a double take when I thought someone'd taken the piss on the production line and abused poor Thomas. Turns out the above is the actual pasta shape (as copied from the label). I'm a tad disturbed. My Godson loves novelty pasta.
Thomas looks like he wants to eat my Godson. Or rape him. Possibly both.

(Octopussy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:50, archived)

I told them all along

but no-one believed me about that thomas

(fistcount shite, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:54, archived)

could have been worse....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:57, archived)

It could have been even worse than THAT

and a good evening to you, sir. AREs is a lovely bit of kit..

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FoldsFive, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:01, archived)

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stup0t, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:03, archived)

I'm finding this

all far, far too funny. Thomas and the Fat Controller have been sprayed over my screen

(Octopussy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:05, archived)

im glad you're finding it to your liking sir

and wd, i was away for 4 minutes,
come back, and you've improved my pasta, wd!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:11, archived)

If I drunk milk it would come out of my nose

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:01, archived)

There are definitely not enough

pasta shapes of children's TV characters with cocks stuck to their heads.

Maybe Thomas wants to eat and rape you. Hadn't thought of that, had you?

(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:57, archived)

I think he

just wanted me to eat him out.

(Octopussy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:02, archived)

Just a quickie

As i have my internet back :)

Edit: oops shit i have just noticed how annoying that is..... aw well mwahahhaha

(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:48, archived)

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Neth, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:47, archived)

you are Bran Van 3000

AICMFP

/wooyayhouplas

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:48, archived)

WOO!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:55, archived)

*bows down to greatness*

just how long does it take you to get those expressions so perfect???

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:57, archived)

erm, next to no time really

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:58, archived)

Hahaha.

Love it.

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Neth, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:00, archived)

the eyes are very good.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:04, archived)

a £500 donation was required for this fucker

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:46, archived)

liar!

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Mousing, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:48, archived)

ok, you got me. Only a donation of bread and cheese.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:50, archived)

more than i've donated :o)

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Mousing, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:51, archived)

freeloader :o)

which is of course your choice!

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:52, archived)

i promise to donate soon

i've been waiting to get my check book but i think i'll just send loose cash in the post...
/good boy

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Mousing, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:53, archived)

Paypal it...

You're a student, don't tell me you don't have a credit card...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:55, archived)

i don't!

my mum made me promise not to get a credit card! I'm stuck with a debit card, i'm guessing that's not good enough then?

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Mousing, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:56, archived)

don't know

I never use a debit card online due to security and legal protection.
If you buy something on the net and it never arrives, the credit card company pay (honestly. Financial Services and Consumer Credit Acts) - providing you have taken reasonable steps to protect your number etc etc.
If you're on a student account, it'll cost you nothing, you can set it up to pay off totally by direct debit to your current account after every bill; plus you build up a good credit history which can save you money in the future AND you can use them abroad (just try using that Switch card in France or Spain, go on, I dare you).

/not trying to sell one to you, but so long as you don't fall into the trap of letting your balance build up, they're a good thing to have.

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:02, archived)

I see

thankyou :o)

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Mousing, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:03, archived)

TV has a bad inluence on children. FACT.

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homonk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:45, archived)

Took me a little while

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:47, archived)

pffft

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:49, archived)

Ahhhhh.....

that took a while

(Octopussy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:51, archived)

took me fecking ages*

woo!

(*well... a while, anyway)

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stup0t, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:52, archived)

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stup0t, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)

Pffff

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:46, archived)

hahahahaha

genie-arse..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:47, archived)

Woo

Wolfgang is an AMAZING name.

(Noonaa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:48, archived)

Like

dingo-pack.
Or maybe hyena-clump?

(Octopussy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:52, archived)

Rock me,

Amadeus!

(what ?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:04, archived)

Smallie Bigs

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:43, archived)

Hahaha!

This must be the winner.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)

First real Anim

(fistcount shite, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:43, archived)

haha

its like Stevie Wonder and a panda all rolled into one.

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:45, archived)

I'd have said

more like the Happy Mondays' Bez doing an impression of Stevie Wonder and a panda rolled into one.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:48, archived)

I look

like bez from Happy mondays?

Cripes!

(fistcount shite, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:52, archived)

NSFW

Seeing as I've been lambasted for posting stuff I consider quite funny, but other people consider wrong, this is most denifatly wrong.

www.coldheartedclan.tk/

Don't say I didn't warn you.

(Robbvayne, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)

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Grampa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)

ahahhahahaha

haha

(drk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:07, archived)

My eyes

my beautiful eyes!!!

(fistcount shite, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)

you need a http request monitor proxy or router it seems

but that won't help you if you're blind
perchance... could you say what it was?
I'm not going to mark it as safe just so i can see "the worlds greatest gay bukakke video" or anything like that.

(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:49, archived)

Nah

Erm, how to describe this without sounding uber-gay.

It was a short, maybe one or two second clip of two men fornicating in the "rverse cowboy" postion.

Now, I'm not sure of your own personal knowledge of gay sex, but this position causes the "on topper"'s dangly bits to swing around and around and around in a circle.

A video of this, backed by repetitive techno music, is on the shitty end of that link.

(Robbvayne, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:52, archived)

that's a redirection url isn't it? my router's monitor daemon picked it up

i don't trust you anymore...

(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:45, archived)

Good

Well, seeing as the only things I can remeber posting are tubgirl, lemonparty and that, then I wouldn't trust me either.

(Robbvayne, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:47, archived)

How convenient

that being the case, it's probably impossible for me to see things you've posted so far. Well maybe...
the filter only spots goatse and their like if the filename hasn't been changed.

(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:50, archived)

it's a video of some rather energetic bumming

reverse cowgirl position
the receiver's cock flopping about quite comically.

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:52, archived)

Choobish Magee

(crazychimp132, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)

I like your cartoons.

Got any more I haven't seen?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:46, archived)

I haven't.

Sorry, I'm all out.

(crazychimp132, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 20:08, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:40, archived)

Arf!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)

go on then

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:43, archived)

hahaha....w/y/h

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:43, archived)

hahahahah

brilliant

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mugatu, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)

Haha

Nice!

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Grampa, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)

Inspired by a journey downstairs

to get a drink, and noticing some chocolate chip muffins.

(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:37, archived)

Could do with one in my fridge

It could shout dont eat me you fat pig to the misses.

(Europir8, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:40, archived)

does that actually say "bran"?

what on earth is a bran muffin?
...woos, yays and other admiratories of course!

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:42, archived)

After checking the original full-size version

I can verify that it does indeed say 'BRAN'. Presumably it can be swapped with a normal muffin that someone is about to eat for endless hilarity.

There's also a carrot one on the right.

(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:49, archived)

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