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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Haha!
They just keep coming. Like a pornstar with 'The Gush'.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha that's a lovely comparison
woo yay to the animation!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:51, archived)
# they tried to destimulate him with a dog carcass but...
the guy just kept popping the protein
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:51, archived)
# you can eat all day and all night
but you can't keep up when you're shitting the moisturiser like a fucked up oil-rig
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# When he died, his penis was shriveled,
and his testicles, they had turned black.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Haha
Look out!

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)
# that's some big sand
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)
# It is the land that scale forgot
you silly sod.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# oh
woo. that's great
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)
# haha! class!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Love it....
^_^
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
hahahahahaahahha
hahahahahahahaaahatstand
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:13, archived)
#


(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)
# 6 across (4,3)
Russian mountains are good with colours.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Anybody?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)
# cock off?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Ooooooh,
testes.

*clutches handbag*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Ural Gay?

Edit: arse, b3tan to it....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# is that
the answer?

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Ah i see
no offence meant, i just thought the answer might have been cock off (kochov), sounds a bit russian doesn't it?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Hah!
Swing and a miss. It's extremely hard to offend me. Water off a duck's back an that.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:31, archived)
# groan....
uralgay?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Yay!
You win the treasure of the Sierra Madre.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Who's
Sierra Madre?

And what treasure is this? Is there monkey beer?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Christ,
there's no pleasing some people. Here.

*throws six pack of MB*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Uraguay
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:10, archived)
# 'ning
anyone got a monkey beer source? or at least a pic where i have to do little effort to get the image?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:37, archived)
# That's
screwed up.


Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Christ,
Where's DTH when you fancy a pun-off?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:46, archived)
#
he'll be along to drive us all screwy soon enough
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:05, archived)
# no
hes all torx
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:07, archived)
# mmmm, furry....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Freaky.






how much?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:31, archived)
# wanton!


i'm wanton some of that!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# hmm
those girls in the eastern block countries need to learn about shaving.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# hoho!
nice!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:37, archived)
# yes!


/edit - have the rather more drunkered one (having sipped the JD!)

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)
# pfft
he's hardly had a sip and out like a light.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:41, archived)
# ha ha
Ace!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Sodding lions.
Living off the state, spending all on fags and booze.

*grumbles*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:45, archived)
# You've traced that.
I can tell, that bikini matches exactly etc etc etc . . .
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
# *holds hands up*
it's a fair cop!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Fuck, am I talented

Morning cunts.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# That is excellent
Is there a wallpaper sized version?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# No
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Morning, y'shitter.
That's a bit pony.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# morning jizzmop
that is the best horse I've ever seen :~)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Took me hours
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Jesus!
My 7 year old could do better with a coughing fit and his eyes shut.

No gold star for you.

Better? ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:47, archived)
# slut
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Jezebel!






how much?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:33, archived)
# harlot
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Catwalk in a land without scales
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Yikes.
Hippocrocadogapig.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:26, archived)
# i'm scared
really
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this fella
running around my lounge last night
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Elephants are bigger in person.




Elephant fact no.1: An elephants trumpet was half of the noise used to make the distinctive TIE fighter screech. The other half was a car driving along a wet road
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:18, archived)
# your cat certainly looks interested
'ning you
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Ning
How's it going?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Easier to clean up after
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Good job my camera has a good macro...
I almost missed him...

tinycat_small.jpg
cfb

phub.co.uk
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:10, archived)
# ZOMG!
Fluff.. .. =D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# crikey
still, costs you less in catnip
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:13, archived)
# We all like
a nice small pussy.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:13, archived)
# I woo at your pun.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# 'Bout the size
of a mouses lughole.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:27, archived)
# i'm envious of your missus
in that case
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Well, it was
when I met her.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# I've spoiled her for
lesser men.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Let her out of the fridge
without cling film on?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Hooray
for miniature tightrope walking cats
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:26, archived)
# fluff! fluff! fluff!
*runs around in circles*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The new Harry Potter novel is just *too big*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:10, archived)
# bludger?!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Hold on a cotton pickin' minute,
That's not the title of the new book!

Do you know somthing that I don't?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:18, archived)
# dang
did I get harry potter mixed up with NANCY DREW *again* ?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)
# oops, almot forgot to make a GIANT animated version!!
Yes, it's THAT big!

Click for Un-Liney version
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)
# ooh 307K = slapped wrist
try and get it down to about 200K :)

lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:22, archived)
# I know it's a shit way to "optimise"
but it's an instant 50% reduction every time
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:31, archived)
# come come now - there's no need for that
and it's massive.... and it doesn't do very much else than the still picture. Optimise it or get it off the board please.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Nice
shaddow
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Now theres 3
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Prince Harry visited Auschwitz and changed the sign to his liking.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:05, archived)
# What a royal
cunt.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:10, archived)
# "Harry Makes Free"
eh
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Harry Ramsden

free fish suppers.. get `em quick
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Harry Ramadan's
fish suppers, but closed for a month after the sight the new moon of the 9th month.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Harry Harry
.. or you`ll miss the bus
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
# Hari Kari
self induced death by savaloy supper and mushy peas
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)
# mmm rice`n`pea
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Prince Happy
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# It works
just as well, actually.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Haha.
Weird looking AND pissed up.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Nings all...
CHUTNEY BROTHERS MORE LIKE
Pear roast from nite
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:03, archived)
# Haha!
By The Comical Botters.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Ey Ooop
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Arf
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:03, archived)
# Woo!
I lol'd!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:03, archived)
# Doo doo doo
We're lost in music.


Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:05, archived)
# LOOOSSSSTTTT IIIIIINNNNNN SSSPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEE
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:08, archived)
# PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS`
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:10, archived)
# *ears bleed*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:31, archived)
# EAAARRRS
IIIINNNNN
SPAAAAACCCKKK
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:35, archived)
#














that was me screaming in space
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:36, archived)
# sorry.
i couldn't hear you.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Yay for Elvis misheards!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Your linky be dead
just thought you should know it should be tshirts.html :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Aaaagh!
Ninja edit..fixed!

Ta muchley.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# As I say,
Elvis may have been the King, but he still died on the shitter.

Or as the coroner described it on the Arena documentary, 'a terminal event on the commode'
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:15, archived)
# hehehehe YAY!
Have beer....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Cor!
that be very nice!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:10, archived)
# No it's not.
It's empty.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Bah!
but there's more from where that came from.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Phew!
need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste need the crisp, clean taste
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)
# I'm parched!
time for several clean, crisp, thirst quenching chilled Monkey Beers.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:31, archived)
# woo! lovely
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:10, archived)
# Yes
I'm the bestest at 3d thingys
all my own work I tells you ;)
I do it for my job
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:13, archived)
# So no tracing then?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:15, archived)
# oh god not this again! ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
#
Tracing 32k a year cups of tea!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:23, archived)
# The row
that will not die.

We'll make damn sure of that!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:35, archived)
# What are you saying???
do you want a fight you ninny?!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
# woo that's quite the thing
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:13, archived)
# whey hey
sorry to TW: Does this place look a bit better now i removed them god-awful avatars, and shrunk them ala b3ta rip-off?

ijamb.com/betaboard/board.php

And so as to not completely TW, 'ave a pea-roast.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:59, archived)
# looks ok that
the link colours stick out like a sore thumb though, probably because the font is bigger than on b3ta
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Hmm, yeah.
i should change those colours. i hate the default link/read link colour.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# so long as you don`t vary too much you should be grand
unfortunately the red/blue combination is the recommended scheme as it`s the most widely understood scheme for new links / visited links
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:26, archived)
# I like that
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# I have made a startling discovery..


Rol Harris IS Gordon Freeman.
I discovered this whilst changing rolf's colours around. I wanted to cry. But you'll have to click on the still image to see. :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:59, archived)
# yay for rolf battling evil aliens
and mutants.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:00, archived)
# Nonesense.
Rolf Harris looks nowt like Morgan Freeman.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Well, let me check..


No, you're right :(
EDIT: Please click for Morgan Freeman
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# I think he wants to play
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:58, archived)
# I think
it should never have been

woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:59, archived)
# eep!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Nice liddle poody tat
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Here, kitty kitty kitty.
Have some nice cyanide wool to play with.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:03, archived)
# yikes
am woo scary
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:04, archived)
# .
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:55, archived)
# woo
that is humas filled and gets you a houpla
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:56, archived)
#
pffft!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:56, archived)
# haha! brilliant!

"oh look, there`s a snowball left over"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:57, archived)
#
but I thought they had snow balls at all?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:58, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
she's going to be very dissapointed. Poor thing.

Woo yay!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Mmmmmm
A woman with a dripping box
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Pffft
Arf!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:59, archived)
# don't open it love.
hehe
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:58, archived)
# is that from the ikea in newcastle?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:59, archived)
# Get out of my head!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:59, archived)
# muhahahahahahahahahaha
you are mine.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:04, archived)
# Ha!
But I can't help thinking that's a Geordie Ikea,.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:59, archived)
# Nice.
I like IKEA.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:00, archived)
# ahahahaha
fucking ace, you loon
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:04, archived)
# heh
very good
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
loon (:
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# ROFLPOPS
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:15, archived)
# hahahahaha!
fantastic
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Ace but just ...
.. let met correct your spelling. In swedish it's:

Snöman - note the o with a umlaut.

Those u characters with umlaut (ü) are in fact german and are never used in swedish.

cheers
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:42, archived)
# woo
think of the size of their cheque books.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:43, archived)
# must be even tougher on t he women
doing the pencil test to check for sagginess in the lady bump regions
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:45, archived)
# its all
got up by gossard to sell more over the shoulder boulder holders
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:46, archived)
# Suits me.
I don't buy titpants, but I appreciate all that they do for the world. Morning, kittens.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:52, archived)
# someone should teach them how to solder a folder
onto the over the shoulder boulder holders even if it will make them look older and feel colder... pizzaz!

ning every one
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:52, archived)
# well... I told 'er...
ning kids!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:03, archived)
# *chews pencil*
welcome to flavor country...
*coughs*
*dies of cancer*
*brings out advert*
I'm Prof UnderCover and I'm dead now. I'm dead because I chewed pencils...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:56, archived)
# carbon`s good for you
... maybe
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 9:58, archived)

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