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GMOS | abandonnship

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(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:44, archived)
# Nahh,
Looks like a bloke.

/Hides

Edit: No, 'tis marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:45, archived)
# I was thinking this too.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:47, archived)
# Since its so slow
I can spam about my profile
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:51, archived)
# sezhoo
?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 6:32, archived)
# Mr Flibble
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 6:49, archived)
# Furrymuff.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 6:55, archived)
# HAHAHA
yaaay!!
I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:46, archived)
# hahaha
gmos
(Hairy Midget, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:47, archived)
# Awesome!
Since when did the SIMS become a useful peice of software?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:48, archived)
# aww ickle BC looks gwumpy
these rock. also i am currently drinking beer from the ska brewing company, which clearly means i rule.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:51, archived)
# the ska brewing company?
*bows down*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:51, archived)
# Night night ladies.
(and gents)

Getting far too tired here.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:53, archived)
# g'night!!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:55, archived)
# g'night
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:59, archived)
# yes ma'am
it's skalicious! i like their cover art a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:56, archived)
# hahaha
that's fucking awesome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:57, archived)
# haha!
too bad cow just went to bed

btw, your giant 7-month consuming biromash is now my desktop background:)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:00, archived)
# Marble arse.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:08, archived)
# Fabulistic
Who's next? The Quo?
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:17, archived)
# follow the link in my profile
for more quo goodness
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:18, archived)
# Bloody fucking hell!
24MBs?
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:20, archived)
# i have about 28 megs on my comp at the mo
but need to re-upload it

640 images of the quo, i think i've been wasting my life
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:24, archived)
# *faints*

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:26, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 6:55, archived)
# What,
no courting first? Brute!
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 7:40, archived)
# No lube either.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 10:12, archived)
# You'll like these
Read both of these
(Kimbo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Excellent.
*steeples fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 7:16, archived)
# RIGHT
You're all fuckers.
'Cept the ones who aren't
G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:32, archived)
# Night night
you threadwasing arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)
# nighters.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)
# 'NIGHT!!!!!!
or something
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)
# good night
any other brits left awake out there?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Yeah,
Just.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:38, archived)
# Always.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:42, archived)
# yup
although i probably shouldn't be
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:45, archived)
# Yep.
wide awa........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 6:58, archived)
# I am.
Now fuck off.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)
# seconded
g'night everyone!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:20, archived)
# fantastic!
nn
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:32, archived)
# Babapapa!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 6:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Graham Norton, RIP
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:32, archived)
# Did this happen in a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Naw...
...though it would "end in tragedy" -- but I would imagine that would be from Graham's point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:35, archived)
# Wet dream.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:35, archived)
# pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:51, archived)
# I'm trying to draw a dream I had last night about vomiting an rediculous amount of teeth
it's not going well
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:50, archived)
# that's incredibly disturbing
teeth or losing your teeth in a dream represents something, but I don't remember what
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:55, archived)
# perhaps
an unhealthy obsession with astrology/mysticism?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:59, archived)
# nah,
pseudoscience is one of my least favourite things of all time
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:03, archived)
# probably
but it wasn't as bad as it sounds. Before I was upset because my teeth were falling out and that was vivid and somewhat real and I was panicing like I was loosing some vital means of survival but later it was just a cartoon torrent of teeth that felt like marbles and broken sea shells once it got to my mouth. But I don't think that was necessarily a good thing either.

But it's good to remember dreams. They're great at illustrating the subtler workings of your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 5:36, archived)
# a picture made by me!
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:30, archived)
# Nice mash
and nice to see a new picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)
# Shame it's rubbish.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:35, archived)
# it's all down to taste
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:36, archived)
# I'm just pulling your plonker.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:41, archived)
# Now now.
Let's be fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:37, archived)
# *fluffs*
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:39, archived)
# *gets wood*
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:41, archived)
# because i love you all
The Ripple-Shitter

A burly, tall and aging, pipe-fitter
Sits across from me.
He strokes his shaven goatee beard
And titters thrice quietly.

"This is just no good",
He states, his eyes are all aglitter.
I know he wants to take my money,
And I'm fast becoming bitter.

"This will cost you lots", he muses
And stands up from one knee
"The problem's this here corn-fritter,
It's been blocking your U-bend"

And low and behold, in his shitty palm,
There was my yesterday's dinner.
"Oh really?", I say. "Yes", he smiles.
I was pretending to know better.

"But this I just don't understand",
He strokes his beard again.
But it's then that I feel it coming on
And close my eyes in pain.

"Look, I'm sorry, mate. Please don't be bitter, b-"
I try to plead, but no.
Before I could tell him more,
My toilet did overflow.

A wave of urine, a tide of piss,
Sprouted forth from the bowl.
Never before has porcelain
Become so very foul.

"What the fuck?" proclaimed the fitter,
But before he could proceed,
My bowels did strain and twist and bend.
The explosion was guaranteed.

I bent over the bath-tub,
I couldn't bare to look.
And in one swift gust,
He was thrown out of my homely nook

Dead, he was, the poor pipe-fitter,
I felt a little remorse.
But really, I thought, he should've known better.
"He couldn't have known, of course!"

From the brown-smear running up my back,
It was plain to see.
At times it seemed, to me at least,
I was a celebrity.

Everyone in town had known,
Apart from that pipe-fitter
"Look" they'd shout, as I walked past
"Here comes the ripple-shitter".

'night!
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/4477747
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/4477747

No, actually I didn't mind that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:16, archived)
#
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:20, archived)
# I've been messing around in Sims2 again
Recognise her?

previously

.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# hahaha
yaaaaay!

/not mentioning she has long hair
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# You could always cut it...
out of consideration for Nobby's work.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:30, archived)
# that's true
/digs around for shears
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:31, archived)
# There wasn't a cross combed long style available
So I cut your hair.

Working from one photo here, I don't have a lot to go on!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:46, archived)
# hehehe, it's ok
And it's hard to tell from the picture anyway

oh yeah, AND THEY'RE AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:48, archived)
# FPM
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# Looks like
abandonship.

Vewy pwitty.

By the way, Inhuman Pyramid is awesome, but I feel sorry for the critters at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# correct
amundo.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)
# WOOHOO!
(a la Homer Simpson)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:21, archived)
# I would
um, whoever she is *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# OK
You're on my list!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# Huzzah!
Listed!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)
# B3tans who will not get my lovely 'ship:
Stuck finger whassisname
Sartana Bild
Schnurr
Golden fanjita
Comma
Blackmoon
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:16, archived)
# No suprises there
though I did not expect SFN. And Bild is now my nom de plume, not Sartana.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:20, archived)
# not sfn
it was some other person whose name was almost sfn
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:21, archived)
# Your lovely 'ship?
I don't follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:22, archived)
# yes
he has a delightful schooner
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:24, archived)
# It's quite simple
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:24, archived)
# I am ninja of edits
It's not SFN it's that arse who was pissing me off during dance time
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:22, archived)
# yep.
Sims 2 is annoying me. You should just do the B3ta House idea that I had. You're already way ahead of me in creating the virtual b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# Need more photos
who's next?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)
# KBC!!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)
# I'm having a thicko moment
who's KBC?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:15, archived)
# It's BC these days
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:16, archived)
# Of course!
He used to be King.

Is there a photo?
*checks profile*

edit/ well that shouldn't be too hard, just a bird's head on a bloke's body
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# GET TO FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:22, archived)
# Already there baby.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:47, archived)
# hehe
I mean, um
OI!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:26, archived)
# Me me,
do me and then let me be abandonship's other half.

Maybe I'll get to see her next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:20, archived)
# You're on my fucking list too!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:23, archived)
# WOOHOO!
Edit: I don't know what this list is, but I'm happy to be on it.

Should I be happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:26, archived)
# Fuck no!
It's a bad bad list for assholes
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)
# um, it's a list of
people that have pissed BC off by saying rude things
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)
# It's more than that
Don't sugarcoat it!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:40, archived)
# /wipes off sugar
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:43, archived)
# Pour
some
sugar
on
meeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:45, archived)
# haha
"pour some shook up rameeeen"
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:49, archived)
# ME???
All I said was stocking tops.

Well, ok, I said tits at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:41, archived)
# and
that maybe you'd get to see my norks
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:44, archived)
# Oh yeah...
That.

Edit: Well?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:44, archived)
# Yeah,
that's the type of comment that'll get you put on "The List"
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:50, archived)
# And what happens to you
after you have been put on "The list"?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:51, archived)
# umm...
BC grumbles about you
and
um..
you get the plauge
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:53, archived)
# I was feeling a little
boy under the weather. Perhaps that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:57, archived)
# hahaha
prolly
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:59, archived)
# i've been fighting that game for a long time
trying to make myself. it never looks good enough. *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)
# Woo, I say.
Woo, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:30, archived)
# Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped over the moon-y.
So take your poem,
and go on home,
or I'll have you committed--
you LOONY!

(from an old Mad Magazine parody)
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)
# What's with the cow theme?
I don't get it
/Scratches head
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)
#
/Scratches cow
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)
# /heads cow
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
#
/Purrs
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
# are you drilling?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
# No
No, I'm a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:57, archived)
# happy with your wash?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)
# Fuckin' get 'im Kev
Rip his shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)
# mess up his hair!
he'll hate it!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# /Sets phaser on left the oven on
/Runs back
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)
# last one to the engine room
(I forget how that one ends)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Oh you are an axe murderer
We thought you were just a badger
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)
# let's go camping in the scary woods of death
(um, I butchered that line, but you know what I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:27, archived)
# Let's go cramping in the dairy floods of breath
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:28, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Gets to blow the captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:29, archived)
# I read Mad magazing
for the first time ever last weekend.

After reading all the way through two issues I came to the conclusion that it is utterly devoid of humour.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)
# And all this time...
I thought I was the only one that thought that.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:57, archived)
# I've felt that way looking at it recently
I'm not sure if it used to be better, or if it just seemed better because I was twelve years old.

in any case, I used to love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# Rose tinted spectacles.
Trust me, it's shit.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# Rose tinted spectacles?
I know a lovely lady with a pair



(Make your own rude jokes)
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# I've got a nice pair
and I've got some neat glasses, too
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# badum tish
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# I couldn't help it
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# Tell me about it
/Waggles eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# pfffft
"waggle"
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# Let's see them then.
Oh dammit, I forgot, I'm ignoring you.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)
# see what you're missing?
oh wait, no you don't!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:15, archived)
# Ok,
just rub them it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# I remember reading them in the library at school
(We are talking 24+ years ago) and I never cracked a smile once. I kept reading them searching for that elusive joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)
# that's when I used to read them
they amused me at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# pray,
what on earth is Mad magazine?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# Dare I?
It's a magazine.

It's called "Mad".
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)
# this
www.dccomics.com/mad/
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)
# That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:19, archived)
# Old bookmarks can be fun
www.b3ta.com/board/4171325
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)
# hahaha
that's demented
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# My poem:
Inky
Plinky
Wibbly Wobbly
Arghh
  Bang!
    Splat!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# not my poem
A shrimp who sought his lady shrimp
Could catch no glimpse
Not even a glimp.
At times, translucence
Is rather a nuisance.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)
# I don't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:06, archived)
# Liar
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
#
Purity
Is obscurity.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)
# Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay
did you get yours today?
I got mine yesterday
that's why I walk this way

/george carlin
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# That's more like it.
simple, sharp, to the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)
#
I think that I shall never see
A billboard as lovely as a tree.
Perhaps unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:17, archived)
# You know....
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)
# seeing as we are posting ditties
The invention
of weights and measures
Makes robbery easier.
Signing contracts, settings seals,
Makes robbery more sure.
Teaching love and duty
Provides a fitting language
With which to prove that robbery
Is really for the general good.
A poor man must swing
For stealing a belt buckle
But if a rich man steals a whole state
He is acclaimed
As statesman of the year.

--Chuang Tzu
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:46, archived)
# "We" are not posting ditties.
You are.

b3ta.com/board/4477747
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)
# constantinoplol
my dear fellow, i'm nearly as long in the tooth as you
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
# Plol?
Typo?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)
# 733t language or something
is in rofflecopter, lollerskates etc
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:57, archived)
# Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)
# just rolling with the punches
smile, it could be worse, and it has been 50 minutes since someone last posted a proper picture. I'm not a thread waister normally , promise
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# waister?
Is that l33tsp33k too?

I'm quite fluffy really.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# well b3ta speak...
bastardisation of this
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)
# candy is dandy
but liquor is quicker

and

the cow is of the bovine ilk
one end is moo, the other, milk

Parsley
Is gharsley.

-ogden nash
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)
# My god
It's like he's known me all my life
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:48, archived)
# he's feckin' great
look 'im up
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)
# I wish I was
/Rude
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:56, archived)
# but you are rude
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)
# How dare you!
The only rude word I know is tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)
# What about poppycock?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# Stocking tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# Flicking cops?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# Thanks,
I'll take a dozen.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Ogden nash
is trash.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# bwuh?
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)
# anarchism from the 3rd century BC
go wikipedia go
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)
# Chuang Tsu is great
but I tried to read larger sections of The Inner Chapters and it just made me want to smack him. He sometimes took a little too long to get to the point. But reading the selections "translated" by Thomas Merton was an experience of it's own. Especially the one about the Breath of Nature.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)
# yeah i've heard he's not the best translation
but sadly it's the only i have. I'd love to read it in madarin but only learnt the 'pictive' for moutain, man and inside
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)
# no, no, I just meant it's not really a translation from the original Chinese
Merton's is the best I've read so far. If you know a better one I'd be eager to check it out, though
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# I've only read about it on here
They don't seem to hold merton in very high regard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhuang_Zi

But i've not read the others either
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Push yourself.
Shove hard.

Grab fistfulls of life and offer it to everyone.
Rub it on yourself and smell its heady scent.
Love it and use it for momentum.

You will not move the world by pushing on it, but you can help hold it up.
(Plinq, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:44, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/4477747
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)
# Mind
if I use that?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:46, archived)
# Please do
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:48, archived)
# *pushes self*
*falls off chair*
(Indole Ring, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)
# There is a talkboard
for this kind of dribbling you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:46, archived)
# ah be kind
there is only me americans and insomniacs around at this time. Good to see the board moving, like a bit of albran it is
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)
# So you class Americans
the same as insomniacs?

You racist turd.

Edit: Or are you sleepist?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)
#
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/4477747
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:48, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING WORD!....
TEH POPE IS DEAD?????????????????
(Humantraffic, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:39, archived)
# no, he's just sleeping.
shhh. you'll wake him.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:41, archived)
# NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next you'll be telling me there's pr0n on the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:41, archived)
# where!?
*gets out special glove in anticipation*
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:44, archived)
# would sir like the 40 grit glove
or perhaps the steel wool mitten this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)
# Hmmmm
/Aroused
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:51, archived)
# And John Peel,
and Superman, and Fred Dibnah.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:42, archived)
# And Mitch Hedberg :(
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:44, archived)
# And Elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)
# and Jesus!
or is he?
ooooeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(future noise)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:46, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:48, archived)
# I don't know
It's probably best just to ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)
# Click
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:51, archived)
# not what I meant
but that works too
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
# Sorry, you are all in pink now.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)
# how'd you know!?
/paranoid
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:56, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:57, archived)
# I don't know why
but that made me laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# OMG N00B LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111ELEVENTY
U R TEH 1337 U HAV TEH SKILLZ WIT DA CODEZ
R0XX0RZ!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!!!NINE
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:43, archived)
# does a bear shit in the woods?
does the pope wear a hat?
does the pope shit in the woods?
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:43, archived)
# My hat
shits in the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)
# damn
that lowers the value of the shitting hat i'm selling on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)
# OMG
It's not a stennhauser model 15B is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)
# nah
15B-1.
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# Only when the bear steals his funny hat
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)
# Now hold on there buddy, let's be serious
the toilet training of exalted religious personalities is not our primary object of discussion here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] It cuts beef, pork, chicken, flesh, muscles, bone and brain matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:14, archived)
# and human flesh?
if it cuts human flesh I'll take three

EDIT: Takes three
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:16, archived)
# I read "pine" as "spine"
and didn't think anything odd of it... I'm going to Hull, aren't I?

Woo to the pic, too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:16, archived)
# What edit?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:19, archived)
# Much funnerer
!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Ta very much
by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:37, archived)
# :D
and thank you for the deviant edit
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4477713
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:43, archived)
# dammit
now I look crazy
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)
# My gran has a turkey slicer thing
Scared the shit out of me as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:18, archived)
# *runs from dangerous individual.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:31, archived)
#
/Runs after you screaming "ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!" waving dangerous looking kitchen appliance in right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:32, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ride It
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Ferrit, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:07, archived)
# COWBOY!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:11, archived)
# A HoverPanda
I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:15, archived)
# Christ!
That's what it is!

I couldnt work it out till you said that.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:19, archived)
# the original
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Ferrit, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:26, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:03, archived)
# New Pepe?
Won't the old Pepe get jealous?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:07, archived)
# Pepe lost his pew years ago.
I think he's just happy to have a rest these days.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Pepe sans le pew?
/head a'splodes
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)
# he doesn't look at all well.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:13, archived)
# That's just beautiful
Go and get a rubber stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:50, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:51, archived)
# yaaaaay!
PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS!
edit: he's better then mine!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:51, archived)
# hahaha
never! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# I have a new computer EDIT and now a credit card problem
and I hate Firefox and Thunderbird (the migration bit) I love them really.

Oh - and doesn't the anim look good - the characters move ! They hardly did on my old pc.

EDIT - and woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# GIFs have frames that work.



Or so I'm assured.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:56, archived)
# They have
frames that work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:59, archived)
# tru dat.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)
# haha!
good stuff! you're up and running again then?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# So now you get to see the
arse-wiggling in full-speed technicolor glory!
(I assume you meant London Calling)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# i think you mean...
"(I assume you meant London Calling)" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)
# AWWWWhahaha
so sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:59, archived)
# yay! it's me in penguin form
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:52, archived)
# penguin board!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# Hooray!
Cheerful!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)
# Yay
Very Nice
(Ferrit, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:09, archived)
# Placido TheDingo
ate your baby
(evil_twin, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:40, archived)
# Is that
Brickman?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:40, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:40, archived)
# /disturbed
huh?

(WOO by the way!)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:41, archived)
# heh
that's tickled me
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Haha!
This I like!
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# haha! top punage.
cheeky* pearoast from earlier, though it's not technically true anymore...


*totally unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Hurrah
for pointless milestones!
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:52, archived)
# not totally pointless
when i think of all the money i could have been making for the company* while fucking about on here, it all seems so worthwhile!

*for my boss's rentboy fund
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Oh no,
I missed my 100'th.
Well well, better cancel the cake and strippers.
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:58, archived)
# that's okay
i have plenty of cake to go round... if you can catch some
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)
# A parakeet and a sparrow meet

on a narrow street
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:29, archived)
# *slap*
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:30, archived)
# You're mean.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:31, archived)
# You're ugly,
but I don't keep banging on about it.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Heh.
You're just in denial because you can't have me
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# You weren't saying that before
when you were bending over for me.
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# Those jeans were far too tight.
I felt like aged uncle Arly, but around the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# there's no excuse for that
you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:30, archived)
# nerioSed!
Chumped!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:35, archived)
# I WANT A NERYS HAT!
WHERE CAN I GET ONE?
AND I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME TO NERYS
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:35, archived)
# you need to be careful about that
doghorse may molesthes you
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# NERIOS MOLESTHES
BUT WHERE CAN I GET A BLOODY HAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# hahaha
it's funny 'cause it's true
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:40, archived)
# hahaha!
double whammy!
(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# HA HA
Yay! And they're STILL friends!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# What's the weather like?
sleet?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:31, archived)
# It's alreet
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:31, archived)
# OMG!
U R TEH L337
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Bah
Cheat.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# But can you feel the beat?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Hooray!
They're friends.

Edit: and they've given me an idea!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# will it be fluffy?
i bet it will be fluffy... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Heh
possibly...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:01, archived)
# Rraaaagh!
Cat attack!

/ drunken pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Rarrrgh!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Eeeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# Gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:41, archived)
# Gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Zounds!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# Cribbens!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:44, archived)
# Help m'boab!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# Blimeny!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# Sacre bleu!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# Zut alores!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Gott in himmel!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:51, archived)
# fuck!
/misses point
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:52, archived)
# Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)
# haha!
RAH!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# that's very sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# What's up with all this dance business then?
Oh well, have this.

(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:20, archived)
# Wonderbra!
Dance to the MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:22, archived)
# Rather tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:24, archived)
# haha
woo! headspin!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Look
at that little guy go.
(Oz K. Fodrotski, Geek of Teh Ages, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:27, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:28, archived)
# Ooooh
smooth & groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:28, archived)
# smoovy
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:52, archived)
# Just got home from work....
BEWARE.....HORSE IS A ALIEN!


New ginormous biromash here
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:19, archived)
# woooo
to the huge biromash!

it's eggsellent!
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:21, archived)
# mMmm
Whoever drew that has some fluid talent. I dig it.
(Byrd, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Me I drew it.
At work today.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:22, archived)
# i reckon you just have a team of infinite monkeys
and a very discerning eye... you cruel, cruel man
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Busted
But can you imagine how much shit I have shift with a house full of an infinite amount of simians?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:28, archived)
# did you catch my
mini-tutorial
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# you are one of the most awesomest artists on b3ta
or anywhere, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Funkeh!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:30, archived)
# Seeing as you do these at work...
is it appropriate to say both 'thats fantastic, as always' and 'dont give up your day job'?
(Neville Squamous, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# I don't have a day job.
I work nights.
:op
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# Perhaps you should get a day job.
Then you could draw twice as much cool stuff!
(Neville Squamous, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Good plan
I'll get right on it.
Once I have my sleep gland removed.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:54, archived)
# well it's the best
alien horse I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# HORSE IS A ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# Woo
to this!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 3:06, archived)
# Did I miss dance time???






(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:13, archived)
# fraid so
BEST DANCE NIGHT EVER
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:15, archived)
# Well bugger me sideways
i was late by 13 minuits it seems
(emptyspace, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:16, archived)
# 13 very small native americans
(Neville Squamous, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:19, archived)
# Took me a while but
hahahahaha! pfft and arf!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:30, archived)
# no one's going to stop you
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:16, archived)
# am off to sleepland
goodnight you sexy manbeast
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 2:18, archived)

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