how the hell big is that image?
Edit - I mean - how the hell slow is msn?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:20,
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eyyyyee deeee emmmm raver cat
oom tis oom tis oomm tis techno raver oom tis oom tis
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:15,
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oom tis oom tis oomm tis techno raver oom tis oom tis
May I suggest...
changing 'eurosceptic wing of the party' to 'eurovision wing of the party' ?
Otherwise, muchos woo
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:41,
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Otherwise, muchos woo
"Come on son, I'm going to get my hair cut"
edit- I don't like the second one.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:11,
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edit- I don't like the second one.
You might
want to get that looked at mate, get a plaster on it or summat
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:14,
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did you have a fight with a lawnmower?
/obligatory short haircut comment
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:15,
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quite nicely rounded..... not over big...
pity all i did was see them though....
ah well...
I have themammery memory.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:24,
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ah well...
I have the
ever wondered why some of the best comedians
went to top class universitys.
Education makes you funny AND rich.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:25,
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Education makes you funny AND rich.
Hmm, I wonder if Caesium reacts the same with semen as it does with water?
Sounds like something to try out
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:27,
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"College contains Ducks" is genius
"Danger of Germans" will make you a fortune in Italy
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:12,
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I have a load of these
printed out on magnetic paper...
good fun....
you can get some here...
www.magnetic-paper.com/
or even eBay the odd time...
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:13,
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good fun....
you can get some here...
www.magnetic-paper.com/
or even eBay the odd time...
they let me out at weekends....
have to get the padded cell re-padded...
still... I do live in northern ireland, and those things still get a laff...
esp if you stick them on one of the local plod cars.....
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:20,
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still... I do live in northern ireland, and those things still get a laff...
esp if you stick them on one of the local plod cars.....
hrm...
I'm imagining combining that with a digital camera to make a tromp d'oeiel of a window in a bathroom stall. As if someone cut a window out of the stall and you were looking through at someone else taking a dump.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:31,
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I think it would easier, cheaper and more effective
if you just cut a hole in a toilet cubicle wall
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:34,
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heh!
im gonna nick some sticky paper from work and have a go with them!
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:03,
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Me... Pissed and unshopped.
Isn't awfull when some bastard takes a photo at a party and you're drunk and pull a stupid face and then they email the world with the image...
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:07,
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Isn't awfull when some bastard takes a photo at a party and you're drunk and pull a stupid face and then they email the world with the image...
... and then post it on a messageboard... no wait... that was you
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:08,
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Have a horny butterfly
In a fez! Good lord! What will they think of next?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:07,
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Hehe
are there any computers that bear the name Internet on them?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:55,
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give a couple of minutes with photoshop, and I'll make a few...
arf...
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:57,
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hahaha.........
..... you have jaffa cakes?..... give them to me
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:04,
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The hair is great
The glasses are perfect
The teeth would make a donkey weep with envy
I concur
This guy owns the internet
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:08,
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The teeth would make a donkey weep with envy
I concur
This guy owns the internet
No bridge, no helicopter, no shark
/obvious answer
and unfeasibly large heads of our belovedleaders politicians.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:49,
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and unfeasibly large heads of our beloved
you crossed the wrong word out :)
and woo for the yuckness of pic
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:51,
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and woo for the yuckness of pic
ARF nice indeedy so for bot ofd tour people have
for each of them
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:50,
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for each of them
"In my honest opinion"
generally (but not exclusively) used by those who haven't got one
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:05,
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generally (but not exclusively) used by those who haven't got one
OOOOHHHHHHHHH !
THAT IMHO...sorry...I was just being a cunt :)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:09,
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ooh
I understood it meant In My Humble Opinion.
Was using it slightly facaetiously
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:09,
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Was using it slightly facaetiously
I know that know
the magic glass of gin in my hand is telling me
/long day at work
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:16,
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/long day at work
then
bugger off to buggery land where the buggerers like to roam and bugger.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:12,
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Careful now...you're on very dangerous ground :)
Edit: But at least you can spell Attila correctly unlike about 66.6666666% of the board
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:50,
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Edit: But at least you can spell Attila correctly unlike about 66.6666666% of the board
hehe...not really my style :)
Edit: flippin' 'eck...even with lots of 'puter power and a 2.5 meg pipe...your profile takes days to load :)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:54,
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Edit: flippin' 'eck...even with lots of 'puter power and a 2.5 meg pipe...your profile takes days to load :)
Hahaha
my profile is for teh 1337 only...although I recently cleaned it up a little ;)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:58,
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l33t...hehe...I've downloaded 6 movies at the same time on this thing without trouble
It's taken one look at your profile and said this guy is a bandwidth whore :)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:02,
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It's taken one look at your profile and said this guy is a bandwidth whore :)
I maek comicky things, I do.
Jenny Everywhere vs Hell!
[The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.]
page 1
page 2
page 3
page 4
page 5
page 6
Words and images copyright 2005 (excepting the character of Jenny), so back off, shiteyes
EDIT: This is part one of two, by the way...
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:39,
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Jenny Everywhere vs Hell!
[The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.]
page 1
page 2
page 3
page 4
page 5
page 6
Words and images copyright 2005 (excepting the character of Jenny), so back off, shiteyes
EDIT: This is part one of two, by the way...
I'm talking about
JAMBOURI POUNDSTONE the new superhero of the era.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:44,
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.
È presa un maiale-trita di grumo di salty nell'ol' gli orecchia di halibut.
or something like that
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:45,
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or something like that
hurray!
(although Nelson Evergreen draws Jenny much better than I possibly could)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:52,
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I wouldn't know of that
but being a cartoonist myself (although I haven't done one in aaaages), I must say I think it's woo.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:54,
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If all monitor aimers are gayers..
...I'm declaring a good 80% of us b3tans must be Queens!
*Overly Minces*
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:33,
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*Overly Minces*
They must know who you are
at Goooooogle
Mine's a funny T-shirt one
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:35,
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Mine's a funny T-shirt one
Still Funny T-shirts ;)`
but I get what you're saying here...I just hope the 'google ad' thing doesn't get so big here as the 'altered bcc news screenshot' thing
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:47,
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shhh!
don't mention......
ah bugger....
I bet it does now....
still... could be worse.. we could have the a-team van back...
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:52,
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ah bugger....
I bet it does now....
still... could be worse.. we could have the a-team van back...
i tried to access a website and this came up (not photoshopped)
weird eh
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:15,
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weird eh
That's scary
Do you have plenty of tinned food, bottled water and candles?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:17,
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Cocodaye Miasere made it for me!
It's bespoke dontcha know :-)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:19,
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aren't you special
i fancy a hat, but I don't know if I can be arsed to make one.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:27,
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Oooh go on
they're fun. Don't forget, gif for transparency :-)
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:39,
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firefox is fine as
long as you remember to back up your bookmarks every now and again.. in case it crashes suddenly...
but some sites don't like it...
so I still use both..
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:27,
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but some sites don't like it...
so I still use both..
you got the
mySearch toolbar
i'd run and hide from that bit of spyware!
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:23,
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mySearch toolbar
i'd run and hide from that bit of spyware!
bloomin heck i just wanted to show a humerus pic ....
and now im told i need firefox and mysearch is spyware
havnt seen any problems yet so i think ill just stumble blindly on
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:35,
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havnt seen any problems yet so i think ill just stumble blindly on
No, you don't NEED firefox.... but that searchbar is spyware,
but it won't harm your pc in any really nasty way, just keep a log of all you search for, and allow the companies to target you with adbots and pop-ups..
so as long as you don't use it to search for donkey porn you should be ok..
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:38,
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so as long as you don't use it to search for donkey porn you should be ok..
Aye.
But Janet be a ladies man.
I mean a Man's lady or whatever.
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:18,
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I mean a Man's lady or whatever.
Don't you worry
about suffocation? And all the hassle, police and paperwork afterwards?
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:22,
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ah, some sort of snorkle device required
**adds to list**
1) Bag
2) snorkel device
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:25,
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1) Bag
2) snorkel device
er...
well.... telling us not to look at the filename was a bit daft...
its er...
oh...
I dunno...
er...
gail porter...
ah...
eeek!!!
its big teeth!!
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:18,
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its er...
oh...
I dunno...
er...
gail porter...
ah...
eeek!!!
its big teeth!!
Would.
On a NSFW theme, have a rabbit, um, doing what it does best...
emvee.goldenfanjita.com/images/rabbit.gif
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Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:37,
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emvee.goldenfanjita.com/images/rabbit.gif
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