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# michelin impossible
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:18, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
woo!!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:18, archived)
# pfffft
'noon board.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:21, archived)
# .
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Wha ha ha!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:23, archived)
# waaah
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
great!



(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
ha!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:24, archived)
# *snort*
spurt-a-licious!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:07, archived)
# mind the seams
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:25, archived)
# ha!~
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:36, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:54, archived)
# I can't sleep, I'm too excited


shit
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:16, archived)
# hehe
that rather tickled me
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:19, archived)
# how the hell big is that image?
Edit - I mean - how the hell slow is msn?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:20, archived)
# eyyyyee deeee emmmm raver cat


oom tis oom tis oomm tis techno raver oom tis oom tis
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:15, archived)
# almost no chopping needed
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Tory leadership undecided
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:28, archived)
# utterly seamless
my dear
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:41, archived)
# May I suggest...
changing 'eurosceptic wing of the party' to 'eurovision wing of the party' ?

Otherwise, muchos woo
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:41, archived)
# jp says thanks

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:52, archived)
# "Come on son, I'm going to get my hair cut"

edit- I don't like the second one.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:11, archived)
# You might
want to get that looked at mate, get a plaster on it or summat
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:14, archived)
# did you have a fight with a lawnmower?
/obligatory short haircut comment
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:15, archived)
# oh yeah
that's not me, btw! In fact, neither of those are.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Arf!
techno techno techno techno
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:13, archived)
# I have seen her baps....
and very nice they were as well...

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:14, archived)
# ooooh!
how big were they?

limitless?

/lame
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:20, archived)
# quite nicely rounded..... not over big...
pity all i did was see them though....

ah well...

I have the mammery memory.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:24, archived)
# my joke
u thief
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:19, archived)
# cock off fucknut
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:20, archived)
# shut up
twinky
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha!


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:20, archived)
# that gives me the fear
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:26, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Spunkasaurus
is coming for you!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:31, archived)
# *swims for it*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:42, archived)
# I can't wait to get some stick paper to print these on
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:08, archived)
# the left hand column
contains my favourites!

Woo!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:10, archived)
# Just like the Periodic Table.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:10, archived)
# YES!
COME ON LITHIUM!


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:18, archived)
# also
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha!
This is whay edumacation is for!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:23, archived)
# ever wondered why some of the best comedians
went to top class universitys.

Education makes you funny AND rich.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:25, archived)
# Come on Caesium!
fwap fwap fwap fwap BANG!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:24, archived)
# *ahem*
see above
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:26, archived)
# Hmm, I wonder if Caesium reacts the same with semen as it does with water?
Sounds like something to try out
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:27, archived)
# be my guest...
Just don't show anyone the results.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:29, archived)
# SAEMENESIUM!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:30, archived)
# haha
these rock my socks
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:12, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:12, archived)
# "College contains Ducks" is genius
"Danger of Germans" will make you a fortune in Italy
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:12, archived)
# I have a load of these
printed out on magnetic paper...



good fun....

you can get some here...

www.magnetic-paper.com/

or even eBay the odd time...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:13, archived)
# You really do need to get out more :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:16, archived)
# they let me out at weekends....
have to get the padded cell re-padded...

still... I do live in northern ireland, and those things still get a laff...

esp if you stick them on one of the local plod cars.....

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:20, archived)
# hrm...
I'm imagining combining that with a digital camera to make a tromp d'oeiel of a window in a bathroom stall. As if someone cut a window out of the stall and you were looking through at someone else taking a dump.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:31, archived)
# I think it would easier, cheaper and more effective
if you just cut a hole in a toilet cubicle wall
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:34, archived)
# that's rather special
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:52, archived)
# heh!
im gonna nick some sticky paper from work and have a go with them!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 20:03, archived)
# Me... Pissed and unshopped.


Isn't awfull when some bastard takes a photo at a party and you're drunk and pull a stupid face and then they email the world with the image...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:07, archived)
# ... and then post it on a messageboard... no wait... that was you
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:08, archived)
# hmmm....
"Me... Pissed and unshopped."

not for long.....

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Liquify..
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:20, archived)
# Plus some transform...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:22, archived)
# New alien me.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:23, archived)
# your face is funny
haha it makes me laugh

you remind me of..
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:13, archived)
# That entertained the kids.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Drunk Phil Mitchel meets Norman Wisdom
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:34, archived)
# radial warp
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:30, archived)
# My fellow pissheads
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Have a horny butterfly
In a fez! Good lord! What will they think of next?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:07, archived)
# FEZ!
Woo
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Why use Napoleon Dynamite?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Hehe
are there any computers that bear the name Internet on them?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:55, archived)
# give a couple of minutes with photoshop, and I'll make a few...
arf...

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Pea..
(was on a thread which was deleted..)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Arf, nice work
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha.........
..... you have jaffa cakes?..... give them to me
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:04, archived)
# If I had some,
I'd be eating them....
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:05, archived)
# aaahh,
now i feel bad.... here have a woo

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:08, archived)
# The hair is great
The glasses are perfect
The teeth would make a donkey weep with envy

I concur

This guy owns the internet
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Is it real?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Hey!
No!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Oh look!
No seams!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:48, archived)
# where?
I don't see them

*trips*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:52, archived)
# No bridge, no helicopter, no shark
/obvious answer

and unfeasibly large heads of our beloved leaders politicians.
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:49, archived)
# you crossed the wrong word out :)

and woo for the yuckness of pic
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Yeah I know
should have been beloved, yes?
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:56, archived)
# unfeasibly
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:57, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Of course.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:00, archived)
# ARF nice indeedy so for bot ofd tour people have



for each of them
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:50, archived)
# gives me an excuse to use this
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:53, archived)
# hahahaaa
Ha Hull, now.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:55, archived)
# the best part
is the flowery hat boxes

IMHO
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:57, archived)
# what does IMHO mean?
I Make Homosexual Owls?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:01, archived)
# "In my honest opinion"

generally (but not exclusively) used by those who haven't got one
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:05, archived)
# you're sure it's not
Irish Mole Housing Office
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:07, archived)
# OOOOHHHHHHHHH !
THAT IMHO...sorry...I was just being a cunt :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:09, archived)
# ooh
I understood it meant In My Humble Opinion.

Was using it slightly facaetiously
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:09, archived)
# :)

either or...and I wasn't having a go at you
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:10, archived)
# I know that know
the magic glass of gin in my hand is telling me


/long day at work
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:16, archived)
# then
bugger off to buggery land where the buggerers like to roam and bugger.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:12, archived)
# That would be one hell of a daisy chain :o
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:14, archived)
# hehe
brill
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Attila The Cum


For my wife. Happy anniversary darling.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:45, archived)
# How romantic
For your Hun(ny)? Excuse the Hun pun.
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:47, archived)
# For your Hun(ninny)?
Excuse the Hunny Pun pun
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Careful now...you're on very dangerous ground :)


Edit: But at least you can spell Attila correctly unlike about 66.6666666% of the board
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:50, archived)
# At first
I thought you made this...then I saw the username
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:52, archived)
# hehe...not really my style :)

Edit: flippin' 'eck...even with lots of 'puter power and a 2.5 meg pipe...your profile takes days to load :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha
my profile is for teh 1337 only...although I recently cleaned it up a little ;)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:58, archived)
# l33t...hehe...I've downloaded 6 movies at the same time on this thing without trouble

It's taken one look at your profile and said this guy is a bandwidth whore :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:02, archived)
# Surely...
..the lack of ability would've given it away.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:04, archived)
# I maek comicky things, I do.

Jenny Everywhere vs Hell!
[The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition. This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, in order that others may use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.]
page 1
page 2
page 3
page 4
page 5
page 6

Words and images copyright 2005 (excepting the character of Jenny), so back off, shiteyes



EDIT: This is part one of two, by the way...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:39, archived)
# did somebody cut off her left arm?
woo!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:41, archived)
# she's got a
salty lump pork-chop in the ol' halibut ears.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Er
What?
/only speaks English, French and Italian
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:43, archived)
# I'm talking about
JAMBOURI POUNDSTONE the new superhero of the era.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:44, archived)
# .
È presa un maiale-trita di grumo di salty nell'ol' gli orecchia di halibut.

or something like that
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Ah! Right!
I understand now*

*lie
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Well,
I like this
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:50, archived)
# hurray!
(although Nelson Evergreen draws Jenny much better than I possibly could)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:52, archived)
# I wouldn't know of that
but being a cartoonist myself (although I haven't done one in aaaages), I must say I think it's woo.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:54, archived)
# I think rob was wondering what the ads on the front would be
like when that gay challenge went up...




hmmm... now why would you need a left handed..... ah...

/runs

(scuse if somebody already spotted that)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Now that's
some clever logic from Google!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:28, archived)
# how very sinister :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:29, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:29, archived)
# How exactly
can a keyboard be left handed?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Something to do with the DNA I think :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:30, archived)
# numbers on the left....
as well as the cursers etc..

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:30, archived)
# So very sorry!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:39, archived)
# *Doesn't get it*





*Isn't Xavier's supplier*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:30, archived)
# one handed surfing?
cough...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:31, archived)
# If all monitor aimers are gayers..
...I'm declaring a good 80% of us b3tans must be Queens!

*Overly Minces*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:33, archived)
# How very dare you?!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:38, archived)
# They must know who you are
at Goooooogle

Mine's a funny T-shirt one
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:35, archived)
# they change randomly.....
keep yer eyes open...

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Still Funny T-shirts ;)`
but I get what you're saying here...I just hope the 'google ad' thing doesn't get so big here as the 'altered bcc news screenshot' thing
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:47, archived)
# shhh!
don't mention......

ah bugger....

I bet it does now....

still... could be worse.. we could have the a-team van back...

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Good Afternoon
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)
# good evening...
(tis here anyway)

but a woo! for that.. :-)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:26, archived)
# ....
dude...that's like....totally cosmic raccoon teapot.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Woo!
Nice top hat!
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:33, archived)
# what ho
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:16, archived)
# i tried to access a website and this came up (not photoshopped)
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weird eh
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:15, archived)
# haha

*runs for shelter*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:15, archived)
# That's scary
Do you have plenty of tinned food, bottled water and candles?
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:17, archived)
# nice hat!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Cocodaye Miasere made it for me!
It's bespoke dontcha know :-)
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:19, archived)
# aren't you special
i fancy a hat, but I don't know if I can be arsed to make one.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Oooh go on
they're fun. Don't forget, gif for transparency :-)
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:39, archived)
# KASTO!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:19, archived)
# i blame the use of IE for this catastrophic error
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Firefox, firefox rah rah rah
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:21, archived)
# shish boom bah
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:21, archived)
# firefox is fine as
long as you remember to back up your bookmarks every now and again.. in case it crashes suddenly...

but some sites don't like it...

so I still use both..

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:27, archived)
# you got the

mySearch toolbar

i'd run and hide from that bit of spyware!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)
# 2nd ed
be gone nasty spyware
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:28, archived)
# bloomin heck i just wanted to show a humerus pic ....
and now im told i need firefox and mysearch is spyware




havnt seen any problems yet so i think ill just stumble blindly on
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:35, archived)
# No, you don't NEED firefox.... but that searchbar is spyware,
but it won't harm your pc in any really nasty way, just keep a log of all you search for, and allow the companies to target you with adbots and pop-ups..

so as long as you don't use it to search for donkey porn you should be ok..
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Guess who, lads!

No peeking at the Filename!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Ummm
not just lads here. *waves*

Oh and yuk :-)
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Aye.
But Janet be a ladies man.
I mean a Man's lady or whatever.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:18, archived)
# OMFGWTFIWWHFN?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# still would
with a bag on her head
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:17, archived)
# would with
a bag on my head.

whatevers easiest.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:19, archived)
# this ^
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Don't you worry
about suffocation? And all the hassle, police and paperwork afterwards?
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:22, archived)
# no, not really.
why do you ask?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Um no reason
*whistles nonchalantly*

*runs away*
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:35, archived)
# ah, some sort of snorkle device required
**adds to list**
1) Bag
2) snorkel device
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Heehee
I'm imagining that now :-)
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(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:38, archived)
# I would
but you would want to double bag it.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)
# er...
well.... telling us not to look at the filename was a bit daft...

its er...

oh...

I dunno...


er...

gail porter...

ah...

eeek!!!

its big teeth!!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Would.
On a NSFW theme, have a rabbit, um, doing what it does best...

emvee.goldenfanjita.com/images/rabbit.gif
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:06, archived)
# just testing a new hat
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Thats beautiful
WOO!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:13, archived)
# I suppose you'll be posting that 'wick in - wick out'


*Ducks*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:21, archived)
# I mades me one of thems too!


(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:14, archived)
# yes, that's it, hump the night away.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Ooooh! Flamey goodness
Fine hattage. Woo!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:31, archived)

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