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# what can i say?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Hahahah
That quote is from 'Girls Talk' by Nick Lowe
AICMFP

Edit: Have you had a good day ? (*Sniggers*)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# i thought she was dead....
*reloads*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:27, archived)
# i added colour


non colour version
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:07, archived)
# woo
(to both)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:09, archived)
# wow
and woo and wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:10, archived)
# I can draw spiders...
That's actualy really fucking impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:11, archived)
# i totally cheated
i had a cool source pic
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:12, archived)
# Even with a source pic,
it's amazing. I have the drawing ability of a 2 year old at times.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:18, archived)
# that's quite a part in her hair though ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# yeah...
i was trying to think of a way to comment on her gaping part without sounding like a perv.

don't get me wrong though -- she is fully woo.
(raggedy anarchist, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:25, archived)
# ha, yeah
it serves me right for not looking at stuff properly and thinking its finished
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:26, archived)
# it looks fine
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:36, archived)
# beauty!
the black and white version is my desktop image, i'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:17, archived)
# if i weren't queer...
...that would make me hard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:24, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:34, archived)
# ..
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Mother Nature is so sanctimonious.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:04, archived)
# ..and
agriculturists are not? :o/
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:09, archived)
# I guess if mother nature was an actual person
then it would be fair to say we were riding roughshod over her feelings by breeding animals and growing crops for our own comfort. But there is no real person called mother nature involved here, just a bunch of chickens and the mechanism of evolution, which is cruel and aimless and has no opinions.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:16, archived)
# but that mechanism
and everything behind it created and adapted everything on the planet to become most suitable for life on earth, and continues to do so , you may think its aimless, thats part of the delusion of our culture, but in reality its methods is what keeps everything rolling on, and our interference ( our cultural vision) is acting against all these laws of nature, against the process of life itself, which is why the shit will hit the fan more and more the harder we try to control everything.
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Why do you have so little faith in intelligence?
Intelligence is much faster than evolution, and has all kinds of added extras like the ability to plan ahead, and value things theoretically rather than just produce empirical results. Us intelligent lifeforms are the new generation, and evolution is our senile old grandparent.
All evolution is good for is proving what kind of organisms can live, and it never makes its mind up.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:36, archived)
# ..
Not every culture is deluded by our cultures delusion, aboriginals, small isolated hunter gatherer tribes and certain american indian tribes ( to name a few) still has intelligence, but our agricultural cultures have forgotten this intelligence because they have been deluded by the lies of our culture.
If we re-learnt this intelligence and 'had' intelligence like you mention we would not interfere.
What you see as intelligence in our cultural vision is founded on lies.

Why do you have so little faith in nature ?
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Just as a thought experiment:
suppose Lembit Öpik has his way and we develop sophisticated anti-meteor devices. Then suppose a huge asteroid is discovered heading for earth. Presumably you'd argue that we should let nature take its course, rather than deflect the asteroid? If so, what good does that do? If not, is the asteroid not part of nature in your estimation?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:55, archived)
# there was a study
on asteroids that showed that we can not deflect them as shown in hollywod blockbusters due to the composition of their structures, our efforts with missiles would be absorbed and would create a nuclear fallout on top of the asteroid hitting us.
Space sails will not work either as the size of them would not be sufficient to do anything.
There would be nothing we could do apart from go underground and hope.
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:59, archived)
# I saw that study too
which is why I didn't specify how this system would work. You have to suppose that we've thought of an effective way, for the purpose of the question.
I think it might put you in a dilemma. You mustn't avoid the dilemma by putting up technical obstacles.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:02, archived)
# we would not get that far
if we created something that could do that, it would be used on earth for other means or by unavoidable accident before hand and we would wipe ourselves out anyway ,so we would not have to ( or would be able to )worry about the asteroid/
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:06, archived)
# But your lack of faith in technology aside,
the interesting question is whether supposing the situation arose you would side with people, technology and life, or nature, burning space rocks, and death from above.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:10, archived)
# the only solution would be
to leave the earth in space ships, but agriculturists in space will never work, and id hate to be stuck in a smaller space-ship with loads of people that believe agricultural lies drifting in the hope of finding somewhere to go, so i would stay on the earth.
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:13, archived)
# It's an asteroid-deflector
that works in an unspecified way.
It's not a giant escape pod. We haven't got one of those, in this thought experiment. What we've got is a device capable of deflecting the asteroid. Is it acceptable to you to use this device, or not?

I'm getting the impression the answer is no...
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:15, archived)
# i think you live in hope
too much of our culture.. maybe it was too many scifi films of man conquering everything ray harry-housen could throw at us.
This device would destroy us anyway, so why bother.
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:21, archived)
# I know you think that.
I'm getting that message loud and clear.
But you won't answer the question.
It's a hypothetical question to test your consistency. It doesn't have to have any likelihood of happening.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:22, archived)
# destruction by asteroid
or destruction by man made asteroid/planet killer,,
death both ways...
at least if we dont try to build an asteroid killer we half the destruction possibilities
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:24, archived)
# The asteroid-deflector doesn't have the incidental effect of killing us all.
You just made that part up, because the idea that technology might save life on earth from a natural disaster would undermine your whole value-system (in which nature is a benevolent god and technology only causes harm).
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:28, archived)
# it depends
you can have technology thats good and tech thats bad.
With our current cultural vision designing it we will fail and double our chances of detruction, it would become inevitable.

But if we had a cultural change to our vision ( that has happened lots of times in human history) to bring it more in line with the cultural vision that evolved with man from the start of time then we would have every hope of surviving.
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:31, archived)
# So assuming ... that,
you would deflect the asteroid?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:33, archived)
# depends what happens to man
the tech and intelligence we know today , NO, it would not work.
The tech of a new ( remembered )vision driving us, YES.

Hypothetical question for you :

If you realised everything your cultural vision was founded on was a lie and would lead to human extinction, would you still believe the lies and carry on to fit in with the flock ,or would you drop that cultural vision ?
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:39, archived)
# I'll come back to that, because we haven't got to the best bit yet.
You've chosen to deflect the asteroid. This is because, in the judgement of you, a human, it's what's best for nature. Are you comfortable with that?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:43, archived)
# your trying to put words into it
you put into the hypothetical question an asteroid mechanic that was foolproof and not dangerous to life on earth in any way, something that we will NEVER reach with our current cultural vision. So in your hypothetical question that will never come true the answer would be yes, but in reality the answer would be no.
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:51, archived)
# So
you're not in principle adverse to deciding what's best for nature.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:52, archived)
# every creature
on the planet has an inbuilt desire to live,
thats part of nature, to deny it is to deny you are part of nature.

To sometimes give as good as you get is part of nature too.

But to try to conquer is not.

To think ( agricultural vision) you are above nature and outside of its laws is foolish, and unintelligent.
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:58, archived)
# Hmmmm
I don't normally take part in these sort of debates, but I'm kind of duty bound to respond here. The way I see it, the 'problem' with intellect and logic is that they're practiced by fallible, emotion-driven humans. There is no such thing as an unbiased intellect except in the most rarified, trivial circumstances. Human intellect is almost always informed by need or desire, perceived or actual, however unwittingly or covertly. For this reason it is flawed when use as a sole tool for human improvement, not in theory perhaps, but almost always in actuality.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:08, archived)
# I'm not sure what you're saying
but I'm big on fallibility.
What's the implied other tool for human improvement?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:14, archived)
# he trying to explain
in the grand scheme of things whats bad for you may not be bad for other things, and that our delusion of controlling things is affected by our delusion that what is good for us 'must be good for everything else'
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:18, archived)
# :)
I mean I'm not big on intellect, but you already knew that :)

Ha ha, the other tool for human improvement? None was implied (or at least that was not my intention... I see now how you drew that conclusion though). 'Improvement' is relative, changeful, in the eye of the beholder, and therefore ultimately illusory: Medicine improves in efficiency, so more people survive, so more people need food, so more people starve. An extreme and probably silly example, but you know what I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:19, archived)
# not just people
the more people and more food for people there are, the less of all other life on the planet there is,
the planet only has a limited amount of bio-mass that it can support.
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:25, archived)
# Sounds a bit buddhist.
I think progress occurs. New solutions lead to new problems, of course, but that's the joy of living. Though I do agree, in a way, that it's all pointless. But we should keep striving forward anyway, 'cos it's fun.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:37, archived)
# no
there is a way that everything 'works', and thats if we leave nature alone.

These problems only occur when we interfere, and we create 'programmes' to try to compensate for the flaws that this interfering creates.
To keep on reinforcing the flaw will just leave a lot more to crumble.
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:42, archived)
# Hehe, sounds like laissez-faire economics.
I wish you were a free market advocate instead of a back-to-nature type. You'd be great at it.
By the way, I like problems. Having no problems to solve would be terminally boring. It would be a static situation, like an argument without criticism.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:45, archived)
# its not static
every creature encounters problems that it needs to overcome all the time, even un-agricultural man..
but to create programmes to try to get around the flaw that your vision creates will just make things worse
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:53, archived)
# I'll go to bed now, since it's 5 in the morning and I might have work tomorrow afternoon.
Was fun ranting with you, as usual.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:00, archived)
# hehe nn
i was thinking the same :)
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:02, archived)
# Ah, sweet delicious Tim Horton's doughnuts, I....HEY!?!?!
sweet delicious Tim Horton's doughnuts I....HEY!?!?!
(internetslacker I am internetslacker.com cool url eh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:53, archived)
# pfft....
Salad - Urrggghhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Christ...
that's a bit harsh. Funny, but harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:55, archived)
# I agree...
...having a few extra pounds myself. But I did it to enrage people on craigslist. It's fun.
(internetslacker I am internetslacker.com cool url eh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:56, archived)
# I have a couple of extra fatty points too.
Made a cake today that's 2 layers or chocolate sponge, filled with chocolate chips. Chocolate fudge between the layers, covered in chocolate fudge and decorated in White and Milk chocolate buttons.

It makes you feel fat just looking at it.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:00, archived)
# Cool!
Post a picture of your cake and I'll photoshop a picture of Jesus Himself eating it.
(internetslacker I am internetslacker.com cool url eh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:05, archived)
# There's only about a quarter of it left.
Me and a brother have pigged out on it. I'm packed up to the lungs with cake and swiss roll.

I'm like some sort of baking genius. Only not. Oh shut up Aaron.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:09, archived)
# You ate the cake already?!?!
Jesus will be ANGRY
(internetslacker I am internetslacker.com cool url eh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:16, archived)
# Jesus can show his face
and lick my knacker sack, the big puff!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:21, archived)
# mmmm....40 timbits please
...and no chocolate ones
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:57, archived)
# You'll eat the goddamn chocolate Timbits...
...and you'll LIKE THEM, MISTER.
(internetslacker I am internetslacker.com cool url eh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:00, archived)
# Gordon Ramsey
opens a diner.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Sorry....
.

.
EDIT....Anyone want a game of THIS ?
.

(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:44, archived)
# b3ta goes intergalactic?


Quick and crappy I know...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:44, archived)
# I guess you could say it's crude
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:44, archived)
# that is
a nice way of putting it...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:02, archived)
# Have you just bought a graphics tablet?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:47, archived)
# CDC eh?
Have a repost:



I was bored waiting for the bus the other night and there was fresh gravel down...
(mr ruffles, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:13, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:36, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:39, archived)
# this ain't no disco...
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Yay artpad!
Click me for live paintbrush drawing action type stuff
Artpad!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:08, archived)
# *waits for artpad bandwagon*
That is very nice, though
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:10, archived)
# Twould be better, if I
weren't, effectively, drawing with a bar of soap.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:11, archived)
# that's what happens when you draw with soap?
why have I been using this damn tablet?
*throws against window*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:11, archived)
# I'll swap you!
Stupid apple soapmouses! too darn cumbersome is what they are.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:12, archived)
# That's what you get for using a Mac
/jealous
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:14, archived)
# It's a big stupid mac as well.
The screen is far too large, yet useful since i use it as a TV as well.
still, i'd like a nicer mouse that's not like a bug lump of hard to move around.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:16, archived)
# I'd like a big lump of hard to move around...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:19, archived)
# I'll
Move your big hard lump around?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:21, archived)
# I can't imagine how that would work...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:22, archived)
# Nor I
But it had to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:23, archived)
# Fairy muff
flint.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:25, archived)
# wait no more
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:16, archived)
# yay!
I love teh cock!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:17, archived)
# Don't we all...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Ponies!
I'm in a strange mood tonight, apologies
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:33, archived)
# and here I thought you were just drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:35, archived)
# 100% sober
go figure
I don't have an excuse to be this annoying
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:37, archived)
# MIND FOG
artpad.art.com/gallery/?ioj8c61hz6v0

FIND MOG!
GOM NIFD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:35, archived)
# haha
yep, that's Neville all right.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:37, archived)
# FMOG DIN!
This makes my insides itchy
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:38, archived)
# DINGO MF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:46, archived)
# GOD FMIN!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:47, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:03, archived)
# Golly!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:03, archived)
# Yes
He's ringing his bell with some gusto!
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:05, archived)
# Somehow I knew he'd pull it off...
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:09, archived)
# I saw it coming, too
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:10, archived)
# oh dear,
the clock keep resetting
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:07, archived)
#
"Compounds found in cannabis have been shown to kill numerous cancer types including lung, breast, prostate, leukaemia, lymphoma and skin cancer."
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:24, archived)
# good,
teach those bastards to smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Fnar.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:09, archived)
# powerwanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:27, archived)
# Some more Feline Artistry...
(internetslacker I am internetslacker.com cool url eh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Aww
Lully
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
# you have
a very competent cat.
it draws far better than i can (not difficult)
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)
# there was probably some tuna on the
cutout filter button :P
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:36, archived)
# me-OW!
hiss.
(raggedy anarchist, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:38, archived)
# hahaha
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:41, archived)
# OH NOES!!111
YOU NOES MY SECRETZ!!111

;)
(internetslacker I am internetslacker.com cool url eh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:51, archived)
# I WANT TO SNUZZLE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:36, archived)
# You'll bloody leave it alone!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:51, archived)
# awww
sleepykittysleepykittysleepykitty
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:39, archived)
# eh.... I'm bored.... so i went and did this for comma


anybody else want one?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)
# *tries to resist pointing out that if it were a negative the picture would be inverted*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)
# sheesh...
if it were a negative, it would not be in colour.....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Yes it would
but the colors would be funny looking
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:30, archived)
# like this
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:34, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:35, archived)
# Maybe...
it's the dreaded "Double Negative" our grammar teachers always warned us about?
(internetslacker I am internetslacker.com cool url eh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:30, archived)
# *hides under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)
# hahaha...
good call.
(raggedy anarchist, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)
# slide film
is positive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:14, archived)
# it's a car that is driving through those breakable secret passageways like in Sonic 1
/geek
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:15, archived)
# you mean bonus zone?

/more geek
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# *bites head off chicken*
/carnie geek
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)
# *eats chicken head*
/hungry
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:24, archived)
# That's all well and good
but what happens when you get to a roundabout?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:15, archived)
# Look both ways and don't pull out if I'm already on there
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:18, archived)
# The rear windshield
broke into teal and purple pieces and then floated away
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:17, archived)
#
Is that car b0rked, or is it art?

(on a slightly unrelated note, has anyone been to the tate modern recently? what are all those white boxes about?!)
(el maggo t3h 1st, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:18, archived)
# They're an exhibit
the white repesents the blankness and nothingness that is all around us, and that we don't usually recognize it because of our chaotic lifestyles. The fact that they are cubes rather than spheres or some other shape is to emphasize the convention with which we see things.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# So what's with the boxes?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# I don't know
I made that up, I don't know what's going on. Where am I?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)
# it was a fucking good description
i'll give you that
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)
# Yay Wawa!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Wawa
is
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Oh
Fair enough. Almost as confusing as the jester bloke on the tv's going "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"
(el maggo t3h 1st, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Yes, but not quite
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:24, archived)
# A question !

Would you buy it...as opposed to...say a Monet?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:22, archived)
# Well
I'd rather buy a house. You can LIVE in a house.
(el maggo t3h 1st, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:23, archived)
# I have a house

now I have to fill it with art
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)
# No
If I had that kind of money I'd buy copious amounts of alcohol, and maybe a molecular bio lab.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Ah...science as art

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:26, archived)
# Don't mind if I do
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)
# Wow...the latest Channel 4 ad... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# What's that look like?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:33, archived)
# I'd tag it if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:36, archived)
# oh man!
I see it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:58, archived)
# art
reminded me of dirk skreber
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:25, archived)
#
i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/maggot_b/Image093.jpg

Boxes... lots of them... Biggerified pic, beware (took it on me mobile)
(el maggo t3h 1st, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:27, archived)
# Those are giant sugar cubes
being stock piled for National Tea Day
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:28, archived)
#
If only... they're just plastic boxes. Can't even move most of them. BOOOORIIIING!
(el maggo t3h 1st, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# I bet it has to do with the Spanish civil war.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
# a possibly unintended layer ...
tate made all his money as half of tate and lyle, selling sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
#
Yea, but they messed up and ordered silver spoon... D'oh!
(el maggo t3h 1st, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Seriously?
because that would blow my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:33, archived)
# * blows *
indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Consider my mind blown
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:58, archived)
# Volvo!
/woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Vulva?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:24, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:26, archived)
#

[wallpaper 1280x1024]
[wallpaper 1024x768]

previously: www.b3ta.com/board/5190602
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:13, archived)
# oooohhhhoooohhh.
lovely mr. nik!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:13, archived)
# ooh
very nice !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:15, archived)
# EMOS
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:15, archived)
# i wish i could use my antennae to hold a cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:18, archived)
# I wish I could use mine to attract a mate
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# ohoho
 
now that's the shit.

woo, and yay!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:17, archived)
# They have been making thier own
Stargate....

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Haven't seen your distinctive style in a while...have a woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:28, archived)
# thats good...
real nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:57, archived)
# This is irony isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Oi!
you!
bed!

/your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:02, archived)
# This is ironic too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:03, archived)
# Yay!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:01, archived)
# so cute i couldn't resist
yay and goodnight!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:10, archived)
# BeeGee byte
now i knwo where maurice got his moves!

(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
# geez
that's quite scary!

But woo nonetheless!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:46, archived)
# *spacks*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:50, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha






woooooo
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:52, archived)
# Have a call centre sperm.

For no other reason than that I made it and it has nowhere else to go.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# About the largeness.
It's late and I don't care.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:41, archived)
# not caring makes your penis double in size.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:42, archived)
# Two inches?
God, I gotta test this baby out!!!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:43, archived)
# if your sperm are that big, you're wasting your time.
you would have to ejaculate by cesarian
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:38, archived)
# HA!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:39, archived)
# its a pic i just made for a seminar thing i have tomorrow
i have to talk about said damien hirst work. you seem smart... what are your thoughts and opinions ?

it seems i havent prepaired anything.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:42, archived)
# Well.
It's a pickled shark.

You could copy the BBC news and mention how this year's turner prize entries are less shocking (though still strange) than previous Turner-nominated artworks such as this shark. Perhaps being shocking is passé. Might get some mileage out of that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:46, archived)
# i dunno
its rotting away. which is isnteresting i suppose.. brings up issues of value.. originality... idea over substance... fuck knows.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:48, archived)
# That's all good
if you want to busk it.
If you feel compelled to think of something truly meaningful to say about it, though ... you might be in trouble.
It's conceptual art, which is where the artist shoves something in your face and says "this is art" and you recoil slightly and say "oh right" and look dubious. Duchamp did it first with his urinal. This pickled shark is a more interesting object than a urinal. But most of the value of conceptual art comes from not expecting it. An endless series of irrelevant objects labelled as art would become boring fast (and in fact have, and this is called "The Tate Modern").
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:50, archived)
# i have to talk
about the philosophical ideas surrounding it.. as well as maybe an opinion or two... shouldnt be too hard.. especially with my funny as hell picture of giraffe.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Wikipedia says his older son is called Connor.
So... just go ask your dad why he pickled a shark.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:04, archived)
# come to think of it
my dad is actually damien hirst. cheers felix.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:10, archived)
# Doh. It's always the obvious things you miss.
I think maybe Hirst meant the title of the piece seriously. Which is hard to believe, since it's a shark. But I think he thinks he's really communicating something about being frustrated with the fact that he's going to die, and wanting to live forever, which seems to be the sort of thing that bothers him philosophically. That and other human limitations like not being omnipresent, not being friends with everybody in the world, and little things like that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:13, archived)
# (s)omeone liv(ing)
backwards is

"vile? no - emo!"

qed.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:20, archived)
# i sort of got the serious thing as well.
its not stritctly postmodern in the sense of just being bold and random to take the piss out of modernism.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Possibly the difficulty of identifying with a shark
relates to the "impossibility of death in the mind".
I notice that it doesn't work at all without the title to hint at an explanation. Maybe it would be good if a whole bunch of conceptual artists gave different titles to the same object. Would save space and money. Bargain.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:32, archived)
# you have given me a few little thoughts anyways
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:46, archived)
# We're
so helpful here
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:14, archived)
# If
you can get a copy of Sundays independant there is an interview with him in the magazine.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:51, archived)
# he studied
just down the road, here in Leeds.
In part of what is now the dental hospital which looks like a decayed molar.
They use formaldehyde to store medical and dental specimens, as well as sharks.
He designed a bar that looked like a chemist's.
There's a pub called the Fenton, which used to have blobby wallpaper a bit like the spot paintings but with fewer colours.
So mebbe a lot's just found or half-remembered rather than imagined.
Good businessman, though.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:01, archived)
# did he work in the dentists ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:03, archived)
# not that i know of.
the dental school/hospital is part of Leeds Uni, but at first they didn't have enough dental students to fill it so they lent some of it to Art.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# that's your
history of art homework, that is.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:41, archived)
# hahahhahaha
hahahahhahaha
*breath*
hahahahhah*cough*

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:42, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:43, archived)
# I'd rather see a live giraffe
than a dead fish
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:47, archived)
# like it
yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:56, archived)
# Haha
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:16, archived)
# *nominates for Turner*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Life of Guys Ep 8: Horses


More Life of Guys can be found here:
bodders.34sp.com/log/
This is the first proper LoG drawn by me. All done with Paint (using a touch pad mouse)
(Bretty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# I DON'T GET IT!
/doesn't care about video games
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Wouldn't you feel awkward if your imaginary friend found out you liked horses in...that...special way?




I know my parents did
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:36, archived)
# who cares about my imaginary friend?
he only speaks to me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:37, archived)
# His name is Geraldo
and he likes marigolds
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:40, archived)
# My imaginary friend only speaks Hebrew
I can't understand anything he says
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love that!
More! I say
(Logan X, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:35, archived)
# advent children was everything i could have wanted and more
just my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:12, archived)
# ...
...
...
AWKWARD!!!
(Bretty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:28, archived)
# If only...
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Enjoy your lunch did you:)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Certainly did.
And you?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Indeed :)

Should be even better tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Yes tomorrow
I dine on chicken
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:34, archived)
# tonight i dine on turtle soup
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:35, archived)
# Al Dente ?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:37, archived)
# no, teenage mutant
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Any good ?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:48, archived)

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