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# now with background

much larger flash
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:20, archived)
# That's just
fantastic. I have just arrived home drunk as a lord. Speaking of lords I had to practically carry my father back. He's not a very good drunk. I'm taking after him.

Edit:/ oh yeah. all the sensible and educated people are in bed. I forgot that. Night b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:39, archived)
# I'm at work.
Which at six in the morning proves that I am not sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 6:02, archived)
# Very nice!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:56, archived)
# As he opened the door...
a hushed whisper rushed through the crowd (not pictured)

"The Burrito Bandito"


Careful, I was too lazy to finish.
(The If has remembered this site., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:13, archived)
# Aye Carumba!
What happens next, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:20, archived)
#
If I get off my lazy ass, the sheriff may come into town.
(The If has remembered this site., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:24, archived)
# Perhaps,
bearing gifts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:26, archived)
#
Is he greek? Should I be weary?
(The If has remembered this site., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:41, archived)
# Only if he has shifty eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:52, archived)
# ok, much better
but now it loses its point




Bigger
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:06, archived)
# evening all :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:53, archived)
# That am more like it.
Wooness.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:54, archived)
# hurrah!
it's always good to turn up when someone has posted something huge... instant appreciation :)

i don't suppose you ever made that penguin hanglider did you?

edit: hello person who posted big picture... here's a smaller version that you could post that won't make people weep, and you can linky to your bigger version
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/fallingpicturesmaller3sl_smaller.gif
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:57, archived)
# Not yet, but it's in my
to-do list.

People will think I have a penguin fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:00, archived)
# hooray!
i was having a poke about your site the other day, you really do rock quite a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:04, archived)
# Fank oo
vere much.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:06, archived)
# Evening miss!
Cheers for pushing that thing below down, it was spacking up my Safari to fuck.
(Marwood, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:56, archived)
# aaargh Mac!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:57, archived)
# rah!
evening mr marwood... i didn't know you were a mac queen?!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:58, archived)
# I have just recently
(within the last fortnight infact) become a great big Mac Gay.
(Marwood, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:02, archived)
# she's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:56, archived)
# ta... her name is Jas
i'm thinking of giving her my voice and making her a proper cartoon person.. although not quite now, as i'm rather drunkardly :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:00, archived)
# I be also all teh drunkards :)


*nothing new :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:04, archived)
# hurrah!
so, did you recognise the location in my catapoultry pic. you're glasgow based aren't you? i was astonished at the number of people who recognised it!
edit: this one b3ta.com/board/5437398
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 5:22, archived)
# In the true spirit of tonights 'Space Cadets'.. a crap poem!

Snails are cool;
Snails can rest;
Until the day;
They get reposessed!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:43, archived)
# Did anyone else watch space cadets tonight?
My missus says we should all be ashamed at the humiliation of the poor souls..
But I say, "Good on 'em!!".. they have become overnight celebs!.. The 25K is nice too! Let alone the gutter-press exclusives etc.. I think the pretend russian guy has a huge future in movies!. Mark my words, he will be in every 'Bond' film from now on!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:04, archived)
# Was he better at pretending to be Russian than Alan Cumming?
Although 'Boris' is one of my favorite Bond charaters, if not for the fact that whenever his programs did what he wanted he'd jump up and go "I AM INVINCIBLE!"

This may or may not happen when my friends and I do coursework together...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:06, archived)
# hahaha..
only a good Russian accent is required.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:10, archived)
# But his is Russian/Scottish
;)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:10, archived)
# Ya think?..I thought he was quite convincing..
his eastern european 'prattle' was spot-on!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:12, archived)
# I dunno
I heard it...
*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:13, archived)
# Your *shrug* nails it exactly..
"we could all care less" (as bad grammar as that is).. and off to bed without a care in thier world.. me too , g'night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:15, archived)
# As I said before- one of my favorites
I'm off too- 'night everyone
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:17, archived)
# night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:17, archived)
# Someone on slashdot
was complaining about how the show is just poking fun at people less intelligent than ourselves and laughing at them and how this is utterly wrong in this day and age.

Someone else pointed out that he had obviously never watched much Japanese game show tv.
(Marwood, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:07, archived)
# they are NOT victims..
Merely willing pawns in the media game.. and in my eye, they have landed a 'corker'!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:09, archived)
# I'm loving the fact
that you put corker in quotation marks for no apparent reason.

Just like a real tabloid.
(Marwood, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:26, archived)
# exactly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:29, archived)
# So very sorry.


for content and size
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Neither is this!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:27, archived)
#
(Marwood, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:48, archived)
#
*applaudes*

Side step:
"ce n'est pas M. Burns"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:53, archived)
# *takes a bow*
I don;t know what came over me with that picture, something must have been wrong, I should stick to easier stuff like kittens and boobs.
(Marwood, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:56, archived)
# nah!..
that is very nice!

kittin' pics are too easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:57, archived)
# ITS SMUG BASTARD'S
BROTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:28, archived)
#
(Marwood, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:49, archived)
# Presactly.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:53, archived)
# the perils of genetic modification...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:21, archived)
# I love those things.
SEPERATE THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:24, archived)
# One will die
if we undertake that operation
(Azzek!, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Kill them both.
Use their corpses for adornment.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:28, archived)
# Are those
the bits from a ghostbusters toy? Whereby you hit a big maggoty pink thing and it spat out other ghosts?
good times...

Woo!...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:25, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:18, archived)
# Ha ha , in that case...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:20, archived)
# -obligatory sponged mouse-
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:28, archived)
# YES
*punches air*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:25, archived)
# he he reminds me
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:31, archived)
# ?
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:13, archived)
# moves on to *next level*...
looks like an old game :)

nice..that!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:18, archived)
# ooo
puts me in mind of rick griffin
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:18, archived)
# Reminds me of R-Type
that does.
(Marwood, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:19, archived)
# oh yes
that too
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:22, archived)
# i love those weird shoot em ups
with the fantastic backgrounds keep puttin the money in to see whats next.
someone should do a b3ta one
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:23, archived)
# You're looking at it!
except you have have so far failed to 'insert credit' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:23, archived)
# nothing to do with this is it?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:20, archived)
# quite a famous
old school graffiti character (which probably means it was famous for summat before that..)

and von dutch were using it recently too..


Pretty nice tho, reminds me of my deluxe paint 3 days....
(tedri mark, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:03, archived)
# Oh, the Bluetooth possibilities...Arf!
"My bird wanking herself off"

3GP compatible phone/player required (356k)

Yes, my budgie needs counselling!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:08, archived)
# hehe...no replies!
did no one look at this vid?

yes, freaky it is.. but totally unshopped!

(if anyone can explain why my budgie does this, I'd be grateful!)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:37, archived)
# Worms.
or a fungal infection in her cloaca.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:50, archived)
# If you're bored, like me, have a puzzle
Image hosted by TinyPic.com

Get from A to B via the blue lines, visiting every black dot once and only once.
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:05, archived)
# My dissertation project at uni
is to make an ant colony optimisation program to find the shortest route around TSP problems like this.

So give me a half a year and I'll find your solution for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:06, archived)
# I read about using genetic algorithms to attempt to find fast solutions to TSP
I ended up using a similar system to try and solve the the trianglulated graph strippification problem to a empirically testable heuristic (rendering fps of the stripped mesh solution).

Great stuff... it landed me a job at pandemic studios.
(Azzek!, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:15, archived)
# Pandemic Studios?
"Making the world's supervirus problems a reality"?
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:16, archived)
# Something like that
we make games too though
(Azzek!, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:20, archived)
# You know
I would, but I don't want to

Edit: Not that I love you any less, but I'm a real bitch tonight :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:11, archived)
# How about
trying the puzzle?
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Not that either
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:12, archived)
# (bookmarked)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:14, archived)
# solved
...is there more than one solution?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:27, archived)
# is it me...
or does that say 'CUNT' somehow?
(tedri mark, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 4:04, archived)
#

edit.. i cant make a good face for him..you can add one if you like
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:26, archived)
# hoorah!
its phil mitchell!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:28, archived)
# Or is it
one of his hatchlings?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:31, archived)
# oh dear, he's wandered away from the nest
a prime target for passing eagles
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:33, archived)
# i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:29, archived)
# i keep waiting for him to fall over.
nice, that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:31, archived)
# Awwww
with these bigheaded peoples you are spoiling us Connor :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:39, archived)
# I so love that advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:42, archived)
# hehe...
looks like the 'deleted scene' from the JCB Song video, where he disconnects the 'bucket' from his Dad's tractor and sticks the hydraulic hose in his mouth... you really should see if you can find it.

Arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:51, archived)
# Pfft, easy

(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:02, archived)
# Very well.

I'm not sure I got in to the spirit of the thing though. Woos for you, and good night.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:04, archived)
# Ha ha
this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:18, archived)
# I preferred yours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:29, archived)
# thislooked better in my head!


Lolorscope!

Right... i'm off to bed. 'night all! x x
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:15, archived)
# Pfft!
'night
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:16, archived)
# byeee
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:18, archived)
# 'night sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:16, archived)
# 'night! *sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:19, archived)
# Hehe
Reminds me of.....
www.b3ta.com/board/1518801

Can I tuck you in?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:17, archived)
# haha piss. geddit? GEDDIT? MIND piss?!?!?!?!?!!! MIND? BRAIN? roffelellogram
(you used a better brain pic aswell)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:18, archived)
# Well, it's smaller.
I'm not sure if that means anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:19, archived)
# arf!
G'night, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:18, archived)
# hello and goodbye sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:19, archived)
# i think
i shall join you

budge over
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:22, archived)
# heh!
night :)



unrelated pic, but..minor tj: anyone know of a freeware 3gp to wmv (and vice-versa) converter prog? I have finally got footage of my Bugerigar masterbating.. it'd make a great video message to send to your friends under the heading "here, check out my bird wanking her self off!" muwhaha...
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:23, archived)
# The only one I know of
isn't freeware, but is a demo that allows you to encode up to 5 minutes.

This may or may not be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:28, archived)
# yes, please link it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:30, archived)
# Shit,
I have to find it now!

edit: I think is the one I used.
It's quite limited, but it worked nicely enough for what I wanted..

www.imtoo.com/3gp-video-converter.html
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:31, archived)
#
How about this?

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Are you talking
to the bird?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:39, archived)
# I think so...
in the time he/she posted that, I could have downloaded that demo, then cracked it and made it the full version.. hyperthetically speaking, of course..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:44, archived)
# thankies :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:48, archived)
# This
Appeals to me muchly.

Not as a food product tho. I don't like bananas you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:05, archived)
# It smelled better too!
'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:39, archived)
# Can anyone see a slight flaw in this plan?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4535408.stm

Hmm, let me see, where do cars get their energy from...
Oh yes, petrol.

So this bloke has devised an extremely ineffecient way of getting electricity from petrol.
Well done
*Slow clap*
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:13, archived)
# I think the key point is
that it generates electricity from petrol that someone else has paid for
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:18, archived)
# Think you missed a bit out...
"that it generates electricity (for the government) from petrol that someone else has paid (the government) for"
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Oooh, yes.
That's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:20, archived)
# a better word would be
"recaputres" energy from petrol that has already been burned getting a car upto a certain speed and what is the purpose of a car if not, after getting up to a speed, to eventually slow down and stop to let the people it is carrying disembark? I for one have never gotten into a car which then doesn't slow down to a stop at some point, converting kinetic energy into thermal energy in it's brake pads.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:11, archived)
# It generates jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:21, archived)
# ^this
and the petrol generates energy twice
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:23, archived)
# Hows that?
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:23, archived)
# if they are positioned on bits of road
where cars would be slowing down anyway, wouldnt it get kinetic energy from the car that would otherwise be wasted on braking anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:27, archived)
# Well cars normally run along roads
and speed ramps that don't generate electricity. This is harnessing a little kinetic energy that normally would have just vanished into oblivion.

The cars will run on the road anyway, if they generate elctricity or not.

I see no harm in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:29, archived)
# ^Both of these; IF they only replace ordinary speed bumps
I can forsee these things being installed everywhere, in addition to current bumps, increasing everyone's fuel consumption/emissions etc 'in the interests of the environment'
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Would be nice if they could integrate it
in to the hydraulic ones proposed ages ago- they disappeared in to the ground if you're under the speed limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:36, archived)
# there is something intrinsically cheeky about it
when you consider the road tax and other tolls they want to start charging road users.

we should just drink the petrol ourselves and ride bicycles instead
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:37, archived)
# I just paid £505 out
to keep my car on the road. I'm gonna use the damn thing.

Yes, even if I go next door.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:39, archived)
# It is funny how
'for environmental reasons' there is a massive petrol tax;
and 'for environmental reasons' they do everything possible to slow traffic down, thereby consuming MORE petrol and doing absolutely nothing for the environment....

*strokes chin*
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:40, archived)
# Do the cars have to slow down to go over them?
As I read it, the car depresses the platform, not drives over it like it would a speed bump
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:40, archived)
# It will still take momentum from the vehicle;
which would be replaced by burning fuel

And the electricity generated = far less than the fuel burnt
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:41, archived)
# How much fuel
would a car have to burn to give it enough momentum to drive over a 3" high ramp?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:45, archived)
# *calculating*.......
Assuming a car mass of 1000Kg
1000Kg * 9.81 N/Kg = 9810N
* 10cm = 981 Joules
Effeciency of a car engine = approx. 30%
- friction losses = approx 25%
981J * 4 = appx. 4KJ per car
* thousands and thousands of cars...
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:45, archived)
# ^this



/give or take the power of several mice on a wheel*



*should be the standard unit of energy.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:05, archived)
# I admire your science, sir
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:18, archived)
# No no no,
they will install these in gyms. Fat people lose weight by jumping up and down on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Oh my god
that would be so incredibly fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:38, archived)
# yes, this would be
a fucking great idea. Or stupid people who whinge about wasting extra oil that has already been burned could bang their head against them when they realise that it's not such a dumb idea afterall.

*is still angry about canadian politics*
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Well I suppose...
... It avoids the need for generators or cabling to lights in remote locations, especialy when they may be temporary.
(JamesG, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:40, archived)
# It's a lot like solar cells
They're nice and seem free, but they cost more to produce and maintain than they actually provide.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Except that solar cells do genuinely produce pollution free energy
and these ramps just burn up extra oil..
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:43, archived)
# I know I've already said this, twice, but
the oil has /already/ been burned, so this device recaptures energy that would otherwise be wasted. Sorry.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:04, archived)
# it's not necessarily such a stupid idea
if it's generated on a downward slope then the energy generated will be as a result of the mass of the car being dragged towards the centre of the earth. The car has already gone up the hill so as it goes down we might as well recoup some of the energy instead of simple wasting it as heat in the brakes of the car.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:45, archived)
# 'tis true
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:52, archived)
# I have been trying to pull apart retarded arguments for the last hour and a half
listening to the four canadian "leaders" even the current prime minster isn't thta sharp with answering the questions put to him, but the other three are just totally full of shit. I wish there was someone better to vote for than Paul Martin and the Liberal Party, but the other options are even more shite and based on empty and logically flawed arguments. One day, I want to be a politician that just fucking answers questions that are asked of him, even if it means losing face, I'd rather be like that than just bullshit people over and over a-fucking-gain.

Sorry, don't know what that had to do with anything.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:57, archived)
# I don't know what that had to do with anything either.


...but I'm totally with you.

I listened to it on the CBC. At least I was spared actually *watching* it.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:38, archived)
# but anyway
the point is once a car is in motion it has to stop again at some point, instead of wasting the energy that has been put into the vehicle by turning it into heat in the brake pads this /clever/ person has found a way to capture that heat. He's not my father but it's the "crazy" kind of thing that he might come up with. Actually not stupid at all.

*fumes*
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:03, archived)
# Right-
technology already exists to recover a large proportion of braking energy- regenerative braking, as used on hybrid cars, and previously electric vehicles such as forklift trucks, now for many years.
The point you are missing is that, execpt for in very certain circumstances, vehicles will accelerate to regain lost speed after passing over the ramps, thereby burning extra fuel to replace the lost momentum.
I do agree with your previous point that the ramps could be useful in situations where traffic is guaranteed to be stopping, or on downhill stretches of road. However, as with many things these days, the problem lies not with the technology, but with its application.
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Found this on my hard drive..not sure if i've posted this before LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:13, archived)
# Took me far too long.
LOLZ.

Edit : Hang on.... It's taking me a bit longer than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:14, archived)
# its got nothing to do with the address. Just a shit gag based around posting a message/Posting a letter
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:20, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOH
*smacks forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:23, archived)
# ^This
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:25, archived)
# B3st animash EvA1!!111111 lololololollzzz
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:55, archived)
# seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamless :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:56, archived)
# I bow down before you.
The king of seamlessness.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:57, archived)
# *doesn't sulk*

Edit: Actually, nevermind. I've never produced anything that seamless, he can have the title
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:58, archived)
# would you not rather be queen my dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:00, archived)
# You can still be
the Queen of seamlessness.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:01, archived)
#
Seamlessness abound!

Ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:58, archived)
# Everybody loves seamhorse!
Ten to the zero power.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:59, archived)
# Haha!
I wonder what David Attenborough would say about that!

Actually, I wonder what Richard Attenborough would say about it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:59, archived)
# ANIMATE IT!
animate it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:04, archived)
# Yayness!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:06, archived)
# That made me go
"awwww"
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:10, archived)
# you will have to excuse my terrible drunken writing
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:13, archived)
# Nah, just made it better
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:20, archived)
# I want
some fluffy pixels!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:22, archived)
# Just smear Vaseline on your monitor...
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:23, archived)
# HAHA
Thas lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:36, archived)
# Seams???
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:05, archived)
# haha he can't see shit
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:16, archived)
# yehar!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:06, archived)
# Yay!
(Londingham ., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:07, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:08, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:20, archived)
# The second of two night shifts. What can I draw for you?
It's .............................................................................


/EDIT/ And now could someone suggest something that's actually do-able please.

Previously: 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:45, archived)
# a muskateer surfing on a mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Jessie lost in the night
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# A crowd of at least two leprechauns
devising a sexy, yet evil plot against a helpless victim who may or may not be a nun or wearing clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# ZOMIG!
SEXY NUUUUUUUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Nun sexier than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:52, archived)
# Sexy pirate nuns?
(Azzek!, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:57, archived)
# God's foetus zombie
in space


edit:
A unicorn scientist in the lab, mapping the unicorn genome in hopes of someday rescuing his dying race
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Haven't read much Terry Brooks then?
Do.

Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:07, archived)
# No,
but I am in the process of reading
this and this ... for fun

:/


*adds to growing "to read" list*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:14, archived)
# Ninja Cheeseplant's holiday snaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:48, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:50, archived)
# A squirrel hiding a
nut in a nun.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:50, archived)
# For my sins I'm a postie.
At this time of year it's very fucking hard work but the up shot being I do see some weird shit.
I did see a sign on someones lawn that said, "I've been a good boy this year Santa. Please stop!"
Now is it just years of b3ta or does anyone else find that sign just plain wrong?

^^this^^
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:57, archived)
# Aahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:00, archived)
# Took me a moment,
but yes, that's mighty hilarious.

Edit : I feel like animating that now.
Yay: I did - www.b3ta.com/board/5450761
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:07, archived)
# So did I...
...but after several hours of back-breaking hard graft I'm normally too knackered to even think about it.
I did take a photo of it with my phone so I may well uplaod the sauce coedz for it when I am less drunk to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:11, archived)
# A badger preparing for war
(there going to cull them)
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:59, archived)
# How about an "Evil Professor Pixel Masher"?


/totally random suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:20, archived)

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