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# er
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:27, archived)
# that filthy mouse
he's copping a feel of that underage girl
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:28, archived)
# Apparently she "just turned 18"
Ohh, those russians!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:29, archived)
# oh really?
ahem...

link?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:30, archived)
# uh
I'll have a look

edit/ the photo i used there says "www.mashaworld.com". I'm not sure how to get to that particular bunch of pictures
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:32, archived)
# nevermind
woo to your planets though
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:35, archived)
# dont forget
nsfw
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 9:06, archived)
# Nice reflection work!
I cannot help but think the planet behind looks like spict brains though!! :0)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:28, archived)
# see the same planet
here and here. Any better?

I did very little reflection work; she was sitting with her back to a mirror
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:30, archived)
# Nice work!
I like those space scenes. Shame you cheated on the mirror though! I was about to award you extra points!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:32, archived)
# heh, thanks
I was intending to try and 'shop her clothes into something space-agey, but decided it's too early in the morning
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:42, archived)
# ...looks a bit like my sister
:s
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Picture please....
Of you and her. With baby oil. A cucumber. One thong between you, and perhaps a small confused spaniel. Soon as you like.




I'm thinking a tangerine would help the picture too.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:33, archived)
# She's 13
:P
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:35, archived)
# they grow up so quick though
/keeps forgetting his age
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:36, archived)
# All my uni friends
fancy her
it's a bit creepy
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:40, archived)
# you're just jealous!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:42, archived)
# I would be
if she were older
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:43, archived)
# why?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:46, archived)
# erm, I'm not exactly sure
the fact that she's 13 lessens the blow a bit
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:48, archived)
# Your point being??
All the fwapping was going to be done over you. She was just going to be added scenery.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:38, archived)
# Oh, well in that case...
*goes off to find baby oil*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:42, archived)
# Wait a minute
how can she be 13 if you were 2 or 3 when you hit her with a bat?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:48, archived)
# She was 2 or 3
I was... 7 or 8 that means
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:49, archived)
# *shakes sleep from eyes*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:49, archived)
# launched
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:56, archived)
# hooray!
extreme see saw :)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:57, archived)
# ooh!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:59, archived)
# yay for seesaws!

/edit: and woo as always, lovely work tweaknik
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that is wonderful
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:29, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:01, archived)
# better hope she comes back, nice animation btw
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:03, archived)
# *clicks 'I like this' 47 times...*
nuff said about Tweaknik's greatness...

/runs
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:19, archived)
# oo you should have it
so one half is at the bottom of all the replies and the top is in your post
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:34, archived)
# Boiing
Woo!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:54, archived)
# one more present to deliver and he's done
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:55, archived)
# christmas penguin
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:56, archived)
# hehe
nice, i think the pope has a hat like that.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:57, archived)
# It's for religious purposes.
Supposedly they wore them in the middle ages.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:01, archived)
# haha. Smashing penguins in Christmas pope hats.
I knew you would not let me down, there had to be penguins for Xmas.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:01, archived)
# 'ning sir :)
How's teh missus?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:03, archived)
# How would I know?
She's done nothing but glare at me all evening. I might have been too drunk last night. Ak well. 'ning to you too.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:05, archived)
# \o/ Yay for pissing off the significant others \o/
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:07, archived)
# she went to bed with nary a word.
Never mind, her feet are fucking freezing anyway. I'll just stay up drinking to avoid them.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:08, archived)
# What's your poison?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:09, archived)
# did i keep you up too late
with the bumsex MSN?


EDIT: errr, meant for zoot
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:12, archived)
# haha
nope, it was the case of Stella that kept me up until gone 7am this morning.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:14, archived)
# I'm drinking a rather
fetching South African columbard chardonnay.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:14, archived)
# I'm drinking white lightning.
It's what all the posh people drink you know.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:23, archived)
# i was quite alarmed to realise
i hadn't made a festive penguin yet this year... he's rushing to meet these guys :)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:26, archived)
# haha
super. I think I might just spend all day tomorrow chopping out snippets from 'March of the Penguins' and see what I can come up with!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:30, archived)
# hahaha
Fantastic!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:10, archived)
# This is so amazingly cute
...it may well be illegal
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Is it a fish?
I hope it's a fish!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:14, archived)
# i was thinking it's the wrong shape
but i reckon it's actually a whole box full of fish

and i must away, so night all and have a good Christmas :)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:29, archived)
# hull?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:39, archived)
# 2nd button from the right *hard*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:40, archived)
# *hugs*
thank you :D
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:41, archived)
# best you will get
I drank too much
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:42, archived)
# the more incoherent you are
the more compliant you will be ;)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:43, archived)
# not really
I turned down a lady tonight with a 'fucking fat arse' because I am tired*


*fucking stupid
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:46, archived)
# Delete?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Pffffffffffffft.
But don't they advertise "tingle" stuff?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:41, archived)
# that will come after they've released the "ribbed" version
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:42, archived)
# .
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:36, archived)
# these are shite
plays on words that any student union comedian could have picked up on

EDIT: read you fucking comments you hit and run paint masher
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:39, archived)
# GET TO FUCK YOU CUNT!
let him do what he wants.

this is an open board, I have been mildly amused by these pictures which is more than I usually do,
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:47, archived)
# steady on love
it is just a paint mash, and surely they could be posted as a lump instead of thread waste

/person opinion may not be the same as the Grandma of Shoes
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:49, archived)
# sorry I'm just grumpy
to be honest I've seen worse fill the board, and it's 10 to 3 in the morning it's not like a surge is about to come for another half hour
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:50, archived)
# ok but if it is
a free board then I have a right to my opinion

have my crowning glory so far:

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:53, archived)
# yep.
that masterpiece CERYTAINLY qualifies you to give critique to others.
Leave the lad alone, he's just trying to post something that he made. that's all that matters. Jokes are better than technique right?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:03, archived)
# If you don't like the pictures
then crack open the image manipulation software of your choice and show us all how it should be done then.

They made me laugh and that's all it's about really.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:53, archived)
# I broke my wrist
I can not use anthing that requires movement of my right hand

/too much of a spack to use the left
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:55, archived)
# TREE AND A TURD!
I can't get over it. Tree turd math.


WOO

Oops. Wrong thread. :(
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:49, archived)
#
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:29, archived)
# he's the fucking urban doodah right!
Muuuuugatuuuuuuuuuu.... mashitup for us and let's make a full vid of this baby! w00!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:30, archived)
# mugatu has gone away for christmas
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:31, archived)
# Things start to look up for timmy
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
Like a Val Doonican Christmas Special but without teh cardigans
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:29, archived)
# these bite mate
sorry
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Is B3tards down or do I have to re-post my pics?
Just wondering

Edit: Can't be fucked with pea-roasting right now
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:14, archived)
# hmm
looks like b3tards aint workin
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:16, archived)
# That's what I thought
But best to check- they have been there for a few months and I know they occasionally dump them

Edit: Not that they are much fuckin use in the first place.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:19, archived)
# ukdragon doesn't seem to be working either
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:18, archived)
# I don't use UK Dragon
So I know nothing about that- if I was at work I would log in to an ISP admin site and try to find out- but I'm not, so screw it.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:23, archived)
# it's just come back
for me, anyway

g'night all
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:22, archived)
# Yeah
Looks like it is in the process of doing- but as yet uncompleted.

Goodnight anyways,

xxxxxxxxx
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:25, archived)
#
TJ
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:25, archived)
# did you go somewhere?
I demand to be informed!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:30, archived)
# I've caned a full bottle of red wine
in 3 hours. Does that inform you?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:31, archived)
# I was leaving this place
I got fucked off about so much. Then I thought fuck it, why should I leave on account of certain people who don't like me...etc
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:31, archived)
# cunt off, you rectum!
I hope you are in better spirits than yer bro ia tonight.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:32, archived)
# I was just talking to him
He seemed fine..but left me just now in an odd way.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:33, archived)
# he's not a happy bunny
I'm going to try and make sure of a bar appointment Boxing Day.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:34, archived)
# I rarely speak to him
apart from on here. You'll know more than I.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:35, archived)
# you on msn?
email in profile etc....

or AIm / Yahoo etc
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:37, archived)
# My profile is gone. I was leaving.
Stick something in yours and I'll get back to you on msn ;)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:38, archived)
# nah, stick around
bang me yer msn to the yahoo thing, I'll check it in a few mins. My msn is my real name and "real" address :S
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:40, archived)
# I took your yahoo thing but it isn't online
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:41, archived)
# Hey if people let the cunts
( few that they are ) bully them into leaving then the place would be empty barring one or two idiots from over the pond.
Don't let a little thing like a moron acting like a five year old and saying nasty things on the interweb bother you. Just remind them how much of a cunt they are being. Works for me.
Mr horrible hated my guts at first and even he knows I'm nice and cuddly now ;)
oh and 'ning horrible. I'm quite sober now. Had half a bottle of chardonnay and will probably finish it. Was drunk as a fermented monkey last night. Stayed in bed all day.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:59, archived)
# Nah man
You're one of the people I love on here. It's good to see you. And I won't let the cunts grind me down ;)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:15, archived)
# Timmy couldn't make up his mind with this one
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:03, archived)
# which one's timmy??
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:05, archived)
#
the tree?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:07, archived)
# hopefully
timmy is such a nice name for a tree
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:10, archived)
# wahay
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:06, archived)
# i can do it too
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:38, archived)
# lmfao
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 6:01, archived)
# Have some seasonal maths

(after del_ctrl_alt's post down there \|/ somewhere)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:37, archived)
# this post
confuses me
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:41, archived)
# me too
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:44, archived)
# 10 divided by 3 = 3.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 etc

unless you mean that 'tree point poo times 3 = 10, which in irish is tree and a turd, which means I WIN'
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:44, archived)
# Well
you missed a three.

Waha for drunkeness
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:45, archived)
# actually
its 3 1/3 to be precise
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:45, archived)
# well, yes
but where does it say that in the above post?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
#
X = a Christmas tree

X * 3 = 10

therefore X = 3.3 recurring

/edit: Damn too late
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:45, archived)
# Poo sticks
with enormous nobs for all then

and a trifle

AND HOLLY

never forget holly
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# Tree and a turd,
you non-Irish thickos.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:45, archived)
# You win
the rest of this jaffa cake
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# aaah
it all becomes horribly clear
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# oh god
*hits self*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# hahaha..
you got it!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:52, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG
we have been lied to all this time

there are parallel universes everywhere

should it be "universi"?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:57, archived)
# oh god
two americas?!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:09, archived)
# for some reason, i clicked that link and looked for racist comments
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:02, archived)
# you think that's bad
the bbc seem to really hate niger...

newssearch.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results.pl?scope=newsukfs&tab=news&q=wank&go.x=0&go.y=0&go=go

*edit* forgot to post the link!

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:02, archived)
# Is it something clever
to do with logarithms?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# everythings
to do with logarithms these days
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:48, archived)
# except
Golgarythms. They're just mad.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:50, archived)
# you just reminded me
why i don't miss having to do maths.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:49, archived)
# Deary deary me...
It's quite simple. There's a tree. There's a turd. Thus, Tree and a turd + tree and a turd + tree and a turd = 10.


I *am* Einstein re-incarnate, and I claim my £5.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:32, archived)
# NSFW


sorry
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:36, archived)
# its christopher walken
its always safe
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:38, archived)
# christopher walken
looking like malfoy from harry potter...
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:40, archived)
# i couldnt give a badgers cunt about harry potter. havnt read it or seen it
the woman sold her soul to satan!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:43, archived)
# i haven't read books 5 or 6
but i LOVE those t-shirts that say in bold letters, "dumbledore dies on page 3##" (can't remember the precise page number)

its so beautifully rude
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:45, archived)
# Either are clowns, unless you work in a circus
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:41, archived)
# I have the laughter of those clowns
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:49, archived)
# it is to laugh
ha ha ha ha
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:52, archived)
# I find this
both scary and confusing
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:54, archived)
# thats amazing!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:20, archived)
# Rather than waste a thread


The image is there purely besause I am posting. Question is- I want to learn more about how to animate- what software (preferably free- or at least very cheap) should I be looking for? Also where do I find it?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:34, archived)
# illegally...
if your net is speedy try looking on a torrent site for photoshop and imageready. or even flash. the net is littered with tutorials for them.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:36, archived)
# everythings free on the internet :D
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:37, archived)
# Thanks
I already have Photoshop- it's just that if I open a .gif it loses the animation. I'm looking for something very basic to make the fuckers move- even if it's very jumpy and a frame by frame sort of thing- sorry if that doesn't make a lot of sense
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:38, archived)
# image ready should come with photoshop. its the little button at the bottom of the tool bar
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# Aha!
Thanks very much- never used Imageready- thought it was something to do with photo albums!

Apologises for earlier insult!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:44, archived)
# no appologies for earlier link


image ready can take a wee bit of getting used to by the way...
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# I didn't link to that!
Have learned enough to check URL first! Last time I got caught out was last week when I was looking for original goatse image
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:50, archived)
# image ready
scares the shit out of me so i hide behind flash5 instead
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:51, archived)
# hmm
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:56, archived)
# crikey
imageready is wayyy easier than flash, in my opinion
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:49, archived)
# well it should come with imageready
which is animation software. did you download a copy or have you got the retail cd?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# I personally don't think that Macromedia and Adobe 'care' about home users ripping off thier stuff..
Otherwise NO ONE would become a PS/Flash/DW expert!

I maybe legal nowadays, but I learned the business during the days of PS5 and thanks to P2P etc..
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# to be honest
at their prices they only need to sell 3.6 copies to cover production costs anyway.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:40, archived)
# hehe.. you might be right..
£400 for PS-CS is a bit silly!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:42, archived)
# £2 for the whole adobe suite at a market stall in thailand
but i have never put it in my computer

ehem
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:51, archived)
# Nice weather we are having!
that is not a smart thing to admit..
not on here, anyway..

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:52, archived)
# indeed
little chilly though
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:56, archived)
# what begins with w?
i'd...
keep quiet about that if i were you
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:53, archived)
# who what when?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:56, archived)
# All the kids learn on a cracked version of photoshop
and then when they get a job and have to be legitimate, they get their employers to buy the software they already know.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:43, archived)
# that is the truth..
if only more firms thought that way...

(assuming they do)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# yeah,
surely making a demo copy available on their website into a full version by only having to entre a number is just asking for people to pirate copies
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:44, archived)
# you think it is done that way to 'protect' it?

ssh, lets not over analyse this, they might get annoyed.. :)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# they?
is that the they who shuffle about the woods, pondering over their mortgages?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:59, archived)
# yes..
there is always going to be two sides to arguments about copyright infringement.

edit: bed calleth... g'night.. continue this tommorrow if necessary! :)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:01, archived)
# you can find some good stuff
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:37, archived)
# Cunt!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# all software is free
if you know where to look...

;-)

anyway, does that GIMP program do animation?

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:37, archived)
# it's hardly a big internet secret now
is it.

*edit* that wasn't meant to sound cuntish. sorry.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:38, archived)
# no.
but some boards/forums/chatrooms frown upon actually saying it. So, I err on the side of caution, lest some mod from above jumps in.

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:40, archived)
# oh, yeah i see what you mean
but without free versions of photoshop this site would be deader than gary barlow's career.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:41, archived)
# "free versions of photoshop"?
there ARN'T any!... you have already crossed the line.. HULL!.. NOW!..hahaha

EDIT: they have a 30 day demo.. but it took me about 5 yrs to master it!..silly demo
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:44, archived)
# I made this on GIMP.


You need to get the GAP (Gimp Animation Package) for some extra tools, though I think you can save animated GIFs with plain GIMP.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:43, archived)
#

\ impressed!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:45, archived)
# impressed?
converting video of *insertwhinysinger'snamehere* into a gif is hardly rocket science.

;)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:52, archived)
# it is, considering I have no clue about using Gimp!
kudos to you!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:53, archived)
# the joke was me suggesting it wasn't manipulated...
never mind. time to employ someone else to write my jokes for me.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:55, archived)
# Pfft!...
that sounds exactly like "oh, its my bedtime".. g'night :)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:57, archived)
# goodnight
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:01, archived)
# animate how?
I use the gimp. it's free and it does animation (sort of) best for very short freehand / video editing.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:38, archived)
# Already have Gimp
Also Photoshop- perhaps I am really thick, but I have never been able to make the transition from static to moving images- also all the torrents of Illustrator I find through Morpheus don't seem to work- again perhaps me!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:42, archived)
# i dont think illustrator animates anyway
does it?

*looks to knowledgable people*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:43, archived)
# if it helps...
I use PS to make frames up, and animate in a program called Gif Animator...

this one was done in it..

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# those whole 2 frames
hehe. sorry
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:49, archived)
# 3 actually
.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:53, archived)
# I dunno
It's primarily that using pirate software- as I do- it's difficult to find things out- so I thought I would ask the people who probably know.

Apologies for newbie status
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# just be a cheeky git and join one of the many
PS forums out there :-)

how are they going to know?

or nip down to your local library and borrow some "how to" books.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:51, archived)
# i didnt think morpheus worked either
*ponders*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:48, archived)
# no, it doesn't..
unless you use it to make frames, then compile the pics in something like Flash.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:50, archived)
# flash is just overly complicated to me
i used to dabble with flash 5, and just got really annoyed with it
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:52, archived)
# bear with it
Flash always amazes me at it's potential!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:54, archived)
# Spot on Sir
That's where I need to learn more- hence the question. I don't suppose there is a technical site anywhere around here- is there? It's just that the technical ability of most posts impresses me greatly and I would like to be able to do the same.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:55, archived)
# Google for "flash tutorials" etc..
but the best way is to find someone to teach you the basics and be on hand to answer questions.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:58, archived)
# Again- very big woo to you
That's what I get on Newgrounds tech chatroom- but I am fucked if I can understand a single word of it!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:10, archived)
# sorry i cant really help
this is about as good as my animations get..

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:59, archived)
# Works for me
I like it. I want to get somewhere in that vicinity at some point- lack of knowledge (ability) I know I only posted the original pic to start a thread, but I would still have liked at least one opinion on it. Hey, I'm a sensitive new man after all; I'm a Caring, Understanding, Nineties Type!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:08, archived)
# oh.... over 10000 and a b3taday....


have that then.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:28, archived)
# Thank you.
That is very kind.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# *edit*
well sod you then.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
# You smell like the knickers of ugly people.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
# I believe it is a pun
or play on words.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# I believe I am going to go for a wee,
and then to bed.

Good night, everybody.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:33, archived)
# g'night :)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:33, archived)
# g'night..
as long as you always remember to do those things in that order, your life shall be fine.

:-)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# haha..
come one, no need to get shitty.

you CHOSE the fucking name! :)

edit: not like we can blame the parents for the titles we carry about this place!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Hello rarrrghhh I am a rargle

Happy b3taday to you :)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:34, archived)
# Lully!
(as always!)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# that's just too damn fluffy!
*fluffs*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:43, archived)
# thats no chicken, its a cock
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Why are his balls translucent?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Arn't yours?


\ checks self, to be sure.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# I can safely say mine are not.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# ahh..
I think I just figured out why.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# spayed at a young age?
i thought so
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# no, her profile says it all!
most excellent!

(esp' the opening paragraph)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# i wish i had a purple glove
*is sad*
*makes do with his purple belt and purple tie*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Hah, I have two of them.
You may not have either.
Hah.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# i have stripey gloves
fuck you
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:01, archived)
# mine hang low
and can be bashed to and fro

but they aren't translucent

*double checks*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# no
you just have the stumpy legs of a midget.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# why did no-one
tell my parents?

they'll be heartbroken you know.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# i'd wondered who'd nicked them
after him!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# *runs*
*sets up market stall*

'midget's legs... 3 for £1'

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# do your balls hang low?
can you swing 'em to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
Do you ever get the feeling
When they hit against the ceiling
That you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low?

*winces*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# BOTTOM!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# i rather think not
was singing that in the playground a good, christ is that long, 15 years before bottom

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# well then
you're a time lord.

aicmfp.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:34, archived)
# *goes back in time*
16 years ago and copyrights 'balls hanging low' song and makes fortune when bottom claim it as their own.

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# BECAUSE THEY ARE FULL OF RADIOACTIVE SHIT!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# sounds delightful
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# you mean yours aren't?!!??
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# he's spent.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# hahaha..


\ sings "what a feeeling.."
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# What a feeling!
*ba ba! bababa!*
Chook spuff on the ceiiiiling
*ba ba! bababa!*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
#
*foot tappin' stuff*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
# congratulations on pushing stuff off the board
you cunt
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Don't be such an arsefaced gay mingeflannel.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# mingeflannel!mingeflannel!mingeflannel!mingeflannel!
mingeflannel!mingeflannel!mingeflannel!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# mingeflannel?
that's a good one, i'd be proud to be a mingeflannel
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# you just missed your 10000th post
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)
# Oh noes.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)
# vandalism is an acceptable use of a thread,
in fact encouraged.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# You mean
that stuff that has been on the board for an hour and a half?

A true crime.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)
# bollocks your right...
carry on....
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# you dropped these mate
' e
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# actually i dropped these **
was supposed to say *bollocks your right*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:28, archived)
# Argh!!

CROUTONS!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:15, archived)
# Do they demand more liferafts
for their soup drowning toasted cuboid friends?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:17, archived)
# you cant trust em
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:17, archived)
# They just look like cubes on legs, you're rubbish.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:18, archived)
# that's because
they are fucking cubes on legs!

edit: and i'm less rubbish than you
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# happy burpday
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:14, archived)
# My name is Mrlemonjelly, not Cluck.
But whatever turns you on. *likey*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:15, archived)
# If it were addressing someone called Cluck,
it would have a fucking comma after the word 'Cluck', wouldn't it?
You shit gay fuck thick mong.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:16, archived)
# ahahaha
you tell 'em
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:17, archived)
# A fucking comma,
as opposed to an ordinary one?

Happy B3taday
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:18, archived)
# and a soon to be 10000 posts by the looks of it
woo!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# How nice of you. Please try to resist the urge to patronise/flame/insult me in future.
Also, the comma is not always necessary.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Commas are always necessary, on account of how they are so fucking ace.
And you smell of poo and are rubbish.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:20, archived)
# You couldn't resist ...
Right. I'm going to walk off now, because, i don't really give a fuck. Just ... be nicer.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# Shan't.
*sticks tongue out at you as you walk away*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)
# you've just got off lightly.
she still has the knobsacks of those that stood in her way the longest.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:20, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU SPAZZFINGERED GAYMONG!
I like that. w00.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Happy fucking b-day, Comma.
Oh look, it's mine tomorrow.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Timmy was pleased this time
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# Pfft!..
I like these
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:13, archived)
# "Little did Timmy know, but it was a real bomb in his hands"
"Xmas was about to get exciting this year ..."
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:18, archived)
# I just...
found this on flickr. It is just waiting to be shopped.



The possibilities are endless.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# stop with the fucking leeching already
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# are you OK?
do you need a hankie?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:15, archived)
# don't do that.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# And
he should know
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:13, archived)
# OMGZORZ
If only i had the time ... or graphics software .... anyway, i can see a bandwagon coming!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:13, archived)
# I think you will find
we did that already. Yesterday I think.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:15, archived)
# i see very little potential actually
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:18, archived)
# cheap and eminently nasty


i think it's time for bed
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Yes it is.
and yes it is.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:28, archived)
# thing
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:33, archived)
# i seem your sodomy and raise you a fag

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:24, archived)
# Been done?


Has this been done already?


/awaits slagging
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:03, archived)
# tee hee!
Seamless.

G;night all
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:04, archived)
# nite
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# Night!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Ba-dum
tish!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:08, archived)
#


\ collects royalties
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:10, archived)
# Sorry lol,
i left the link open so they could see it was yours :)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
#


not an issue =)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:14, archived)
# genius!
How many times have i pressed that button now? Still hasn't got boring yet...
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:10, archived)
# ahahahaha!
good stuff!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# I can smell the seams from here .... but it's ar better than anything i could do.
Hence, you get a likey and bun for your good idea. *Hands bun*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# Likeys are good....
but i'd prefer a woo. I've never had a woo before.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:09, archived)
# I'm not sure it's worth a woo. They're reserved for the bestestest.
You can have a woah though.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:10, archived)
# really?
you got one a couple of minutes ago.

it's down there
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# hmm..
the ungrateful bugger got one 2 mins ago!!

www.b3ta.com/board/5468562
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:15, archived)
# have a break.. have a Kwik-Krap!
woo!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry]


(fark photoshop nicked from Brian O'Blivion)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:58, archived)
# nnnnoooooo!
sacrilege
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:00, archived)
# My brother once cut himself ...
... and wrote that on the wall in blood. I was deeply afraid. Also, i am lying. Woo, Christmas is coming!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Wow...
...it must have been months since I've seen you post.

I approve. More of this kind of thing.

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Rarr!
Happy chrimbo, and all that stuff
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:08, archived)
# O rly
or something.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:06, archived)
# ya liek so rly
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# yoinks!
I'm out of my depth here
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:10, archived)
# *repeats in a manner you might understand*
ya liek so rly braw.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
# that made me giggle like a girl
sorry
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:14, archived)
# aaaaaaaah!
erm...braw...good lunch. chips... mustard
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:14, archived)
# with that.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:14, archived)

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