
I'll have a look
edit/ the photo i used there says "www.mashaworld.com". I'm not sure how to get to that particular bunch of pictures
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edit/ the photo i used there says "www.mashaworld.com". I'm not sure how to get to that particular bunch of pictures

I cannot help but think the planet behind looks like spict brains though!! :0)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:28,
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I like those space scenes. Shame you cheated on the mirror though! I was about to award you extra points!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:32,
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I was intending to try and 'shop her clothes into something space-agey, but decided it's too early in the morning
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:42,
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Of you and her. With baby oil. A cucumber. One thong between you, and perhaps a small confused spaniel. Soon as you like.
I'm thinking a tangerine would help the picture too.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:33,
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I'm thinking a tangerine would help the picture too.

the fact that she's 13 lessens the blow a bit
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:48,
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All the fwapping was going to be done over you. She was just going to be added scenery.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:38,
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how can she be 13 if you were 2 or 3 when you hit her with a bat?
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:48,
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/edit: and woo as always, lovely work tweaknik

nuff said about Tweaknik's greatness...
/runs
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:05,
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/runs

so one half is at the bottom of all the replies and the top is in your post
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:34,
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Supposedly they wore them in the middle ages.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:01,
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I knew you would not let me down, there had to be penguins for Xmas.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:01,
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She's done nothing but glare at me all evening. I might have been too drunk last night. Ak well. 'ning to you too.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:05,
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Never mind, her feet are fucking freezing anyway. I'll just stay up drinking to avoid them.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:08,
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with the bumsex MSN?
EDIT: errr, meant for zoot
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:12,
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EDIT: errr, meant for zoot

nope, it was the case of Stella that kept me up until gone 7am this morning.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:14,
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fetching South African columbard chardonnay.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:14,
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It's what all the posh people drink you know.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:23,
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i hadn't made a festive penguin yet this year... he's rushing to meet these guys :)

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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:26,
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super. I think I might just spend all day tomorrow chopping out snippets from 'March of the Penguins' and see what I can come up with!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:30,
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but i reckon it's actually a whole box full of fish
and i must away, so night all and have a good Christmas :)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:29,
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and i must away, so night all and have a good Christmas :)

I turned down a lady tonight with a 'fucking fat arse' because I am tired*
*fucking stupid
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:46,
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*fucking stupid

plays on words that any student union comedian could have picked up on
EDIT: read you fucking comments you hit and run paint masher
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:39,
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EDIT: read you fucking comments you hit and run paint masher

let him do what he wants.
this is an open board, I have been mildly amused by these pictures which is more than I usually do,
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:47,
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this is an open board, I have been mildly amused by these pictures which is more than I usually do,

it is just a paint mash, and surely they could be posted as a lump instead of thread waste
/person opinion may not be the same as the Grandma of Shoes
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:49,
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/person opinion may not be the same as the Grandma of Shoes

to be honest I've seen worse fill the board, and it's 10 to 3 in the morning it's not like a surge is about to come for another half hour
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:50,
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a free board then I have a right to my opinion
have my crowning glory so far:

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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:53,
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have my crowning glory so far:


that masterpiece CERYTAINLY qualifies you to give critique to others.
Leave the lad alone, he's just trying to post something that he made. that's all that matters. Jokes are better than technique right?
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:03,
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Leave the lad alone, he's just trying to post something that he made. that's all that matters. Jokes are better than technique right?

then crack open the image manipulation software of your choice and show us all how it should be done then.
They made me laugh and that's all it's about really.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:53,
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They made me laugh and that's all it's about really.

I can not use anthing that requires movement of my right hand
/too much of a spack to use the left
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:55,
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/too much of a spack to use the left

I can't get over it. Tree turd math.
WOO
Oops. Wrong thread. :(
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:49,
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WOO
Oops. Wrong thread. :(

Muuuuugatuuuuuuuuuu.... mashitup for us and let's make a full vid of this baby! w00!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:30,
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Like a Val Doonican Christmas Special but without teh cardigans
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:29,
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Just wondering
Edit: Can't be fucked with pea-roasting right now
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:14,
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Edit: Can't be fucked with pea-roasting right now

But best to check- they have been there for a few months and I know they occasionally dump them
Edit: Not that they are much fuckin use in the first place.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:19,
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Edit: Not that they are much fuckin use in the first place.

So I know nothing about that- if I was at work I would log in to an ISP admin site and try to find out- but I'm not, so screw it.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:23,
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Looks like it is in the process of doing- but as yet uncompleted.
Goodnight anyways,
xxxxxxxxx
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:25,
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Goodnight anyways,
xxxxxxxxx

in 3 hours. Does that inform you?
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:31,
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I got fucked off about so much. Then I thought fuck it, why should I leave on account of certain people who don't like me...etc
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:31,
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I hope you are in better spirits than yer bro ia tonight.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:32,
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He seemed fine..but left me just now in an odd way.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:33,
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I'm going to try and make sure of a bar appointment Boxing Day.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:34,
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apart from on here. You'll know more than I.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:35,
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Stick something in yours and I'll get back to you on msn ;)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:38,
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bang me yer msn to the yahoo thing, I'll check it in a few mins. My msn is my real name and "real" address :S
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:40,
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Add [email protected] to msn
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:41,
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( few that they are ) bully them into leaving then the place would be empty barring one or two idiots from over the pond.
Don't let a little thing like a moron acting like a five year old and saying nasty things on the interweb bother you. Just remind them how much of a cunt they are being. Works for me.
Mr horrible hated my guts at first and even he knows I'm nice and cuddly now ;)
oh and 'ning horrible. I'm quite sober now. Had half a bottle of chardonnay and will probably finish it. Was drunk as a fermented monkey last night. Stayed in bed all day.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:59,
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Don't let a little thing like a moron acting like a five year old and saying nasty things on the interweb bother you. Just remind them how much of a cunt they are being. Works for me.
Mr horrible hated my guts at first and even he knows I'm nice and cuddly now ;)
oh and 'ning horrible. I'm quite sober now. Had half a bottle of chardonnay and will probably finish it. Was drunk as a fermented monkey last night. Stayed in bed all day.

You're one of the people I love on here. It's good to see you. And I won't let the cunts grind me down ;)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 3:15,
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(after del_ctrl_alt's post down there \|/ somewhere)

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3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 etc
unless you mean that 'tree point poo times 3 = 10, which in irish is tree and a turd, which means I WIN'
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:44,
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3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 etc
unless you mean that 'tree point poo times 3 = 10, which in irish is tree and a turd, which means I WIN'

X = a Christmas tree
X * 3 = 10
therefore X = 3.3 recurring
/edit: Damn too late
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:45,
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X * 3 = 10
therefore X = 3.3 recurring
/edit: Damn too late

with enormous nobs for all then
and a trifle
AND HOLLY
never forget holly
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:47,
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and a trifle
AND HOLLY
never forget holly

we have been lied to all this time
there are parallel universes everywhere
should it be "universi"?
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:57,
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there are parallel universes everywhere
should it be "universi"?


the bbc seem to really hate niger...
newssearch.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results.pl?scope=newsukfs&tab=news&q=wank&go.x=0&go.y=0&go=go
*edit* forgot to post the link!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:02,
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newssearch.bbc.co.uk/cgi-bin/search/results.pl?scope=newsukfs&tab=news&q=wank&go.x=0&go.y=0&go=go
*edit* forgot to post the link!

It's quite simple. There's a tree. There's a turd. Thus, Tree and a turd + tree and a turd + tree and a turd = 10.
I *am* Einstein re-incarnate, and I claim my £5.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:32,
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I *am* Einstein re-incarnate, and I claim my £5.

the woman sold her soul to satan!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:43,
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but i LOVE those t-shirts that say in bold letters, "dumbledore dies on page 3##" (can't remember the precise page number)
its so beautifully rude
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:45,
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its so beautifully rude


The image is there purely besause I am posting. Question is- I want to learn more about how to animate- what software (preferably free- or at least very cheap) should I be looking for? Also where do I find it?

if your net is speedy try looking on a torrent site for photoshop and imageready. or even flash. the net is littered with tutorials for them.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:36,
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I already have Photoshop- it's just that if I open a .gif it loses the animation. I'm looking for something very basic to make the fuckers move- even if it's very jumpy and a frame by frame sort of thing- sorry if that doesn't make a lot of sense
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:38,
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Thanks very much- never used Imageready- thought it was something to do with photo albums!
Apologises for earlier insult!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:44,
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Apologises for earlier insult!

image ready can take a wee bit of getting used to by the way...

Have learned enough to check URL first! Last time I got caught out was last week when I was looking for original goatse image
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:50,
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scares the shit out of me so i hide behind flash5 instead
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:51,
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which is animation software. did you download a copy or have you got the retail cd?
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:39,
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Otherwise NO ONE would become a PS/Flash/DW expert!
I maybe legal nowadays, but I learned the business during the days of PS5 and thanks to P2P etc..
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:39,
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I maybe legal nowadays, but I learned the business during the days of PS5 and thanks to P2P etc..

at their prices they only need to sell 3.6 copies to cover production costs anyway.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:40,
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but i have never put it in my computer
ehem
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:51,
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ehem

not on here, anyway..

and then when they get a job and have to be legitimate, they get their employers to buy the software they already know.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:43,
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if only more firms thought that way...
(assuming they do)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:47,
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(assuming they do)

surely making a demo copy available on their website into a full version by only having to entre a number is just asking for people to pirate copies
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:44,
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ssh, lets not over analyse this, they might get annoyed.. :)

is that the they who shuffle about the woods, pondering over their mortgages?
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:59,
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there is always going to be two sides to arguments about copyright infringement.
edit: bed calleth... g'night.. continue this tommorrow if necessary! :)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:01,
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edit: bed calleth... g'night.. continue this tommorrow if necessary! :)

if you know where to look...
;-)
anyway, does that GIMP program do animation?
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:37,
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;-)
anyway, does that GIMP program do animation?

is it.
*edit* that wasn't meant to sound cuntish. sorry.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:38,
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*edit* that wasn't meant to sound cuntish. sorry.

but some boards/forums/chatrooms frown upon actually saying it. So, I err on the side of caution, lest some mod from above jumps in.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:40,
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but without free versions of photoshop this site would be deader than gary barlow's career.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:41,
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there ARN'T any!... you have already crossed the line.. HULL!.. NOW!..hahaha
EDIT: they have a 30 day demo.. but it took me about 5 yrs to master it!..silly demo
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:44,
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EDIT: they have a 30 day demo.. but it took me about 5 yrs to master it!..silly demo


You need to get the GAP (Gimp Animation Package) for some extra tools, though I think you can save animated GIFs with plain GIMP.

converting video of *insertwhinysinger'snamehere* into a gif is hardly rocket science.
;)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:52,
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;)

kudos to you!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:53,
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never mind. time to employ someone else to write my jokes for me.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:55,
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that sounds exactly like "oh, its my bedtime".. g'night :)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:57,
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I use the gimp. it's free and it does animation (sort of) best for very short freehand / video editing.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:38,
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Also Photoshop- perhaps I am really thick, but I have never been able to make the transition from static to moving images- also all the torrents of Illustrator I find through Morpheus don't seem to work- again perhaps me!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:42,
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does it?
*looks to knowledgable people*
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:43,
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*looks to knowledgable people*

It's primarily that using pirate software- as I do- it's difficult to find things out- so I thought I would ask the people who probably know.
Apologies for newbie status
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:47,
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Apologies for newbie status

PS forums out there :-)
how are they going to know?
or nip down to your local library and borrow some "how to" books.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:51,
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how are they going to know?
or nip down to your local library and borrow some "how to" books.

unless you use it to make frames, then compile the pics in something like Flash.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:50,
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i used to dabble with flash 5, and just got really annoyed with it
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:52,
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That's where I need to learn more- hence the question. I don't suppose there is a technical site anywhere around here- is there? It's just that the technical ability of most posts impresses me greatly and I would like to be able to do the same.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:55,
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but the best way is to find someone to teach you the basics and be on hand to answer questions.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:58,
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That's what I get on Newgrounds tech chatroom- but I am fucked if I can understand a single word of it!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:10,
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this is about as good as my animations get..

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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:59,
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I like it. I want to get somewhere in that vicinity at some point- lack of knowledge (ability) I know I only posted the original pic to start a thread, but I would still have liked at least one opinion on it. Hey, I'm a sensitive new man after all; I'm a Caring, Understanding, Nineties Type!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 2:08,
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and then to bed.
Good night, everybody.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:33,
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Good night, everybody.

as long as you always remember to do those things in that order, your life shall be fine.
:-)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:35,
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:-)

come one, no need to get shitty.
you CHOSE the fucking name! :)
edit: not like we can blame the parents for the titles we carry about this place!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:33,
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you CHOSE the fucking name! :)
edit: not like we can blame the parents for the titles we carry about this place!

most excellent!
(esp' the opening paragraph)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:27,
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(esp' the opening paragraph)

*is sad*
*makes do with his purple belt and purple tie*
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:31,
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*makes do with his purple belt and purple tie*

and can be bashed to and fro
but they aren't translucent
*double checks*
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23,
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but they aren't translucent
*double checks*

tell my parents?
they'll be heartbroken you know.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:27,
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they'll be heartbroken you know.

can you swing 'em to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
Do you ever get the feeling
When they hit against the ceiling
That you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low?
*winces*
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:29,
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can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
Do you ever get the feeling
When they hit against the ceiling
That you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low?
*winces*

was singing that in the playground a good, christ is that long, 15 years before bottom
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:32,
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16 years ago and copyrights 'balls hanging low' song and makes fortune when bottom claim it as their own.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:35,
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*ba ba! bababa!*
Chook spuff on the ceiiiiling
*ba ba! bababa!*
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:26,
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Chook spuff on the ceiiiiling
*ba ba! bababa!*

mingeflannel!mingeflannel!mingeflannel!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22,
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that's a good one, i'd be proud to be a mingeflannel
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23,
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in fact encouraged.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:23,
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that stuff that has been on the board for an hour and a half?
A true crime.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:24,
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A true crime.

was supposed to say *bollocks your right*
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:28,
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for their soup drowning toasted cuboid friends?
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:17,
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they are fucking cubes on legs!
edit: and i'm less rubbish than you
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:19,
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edit: and i'm less rubbish than you

But whatever turns you on. *likey*
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:15,
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it would have a fucking comma after the word 'Cluck', wouldn't it?
You shit gay fuck thick mong.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:16,
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You shit gay fuck thick mong.

Also, the comma is not always necessary.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:19,
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And you smell of poo and are rubbish.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:20,
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Right. I'm going to walk off now, because, i don't really give a fuck. Just ... be nicer.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22,
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she still has the knobsacks of those that stood in her way the longest.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:22,
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"Xmas was about to get exciting this year ..."
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:14,
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found this on flickr. It is just waiting to be shopped.

The possibilities are endless.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:12,
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The possibilities are endless.

If only i had the time ... or graphics software .... anyway, i can see a bandwagon coming!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:13,
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i left the link open so they could see it was yours :)
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:12,
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How many times have i pressed that button now? Still hasn't got boring yet...
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:10,
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Hence, you get a likey and bun for your good idea. *Hands bun*
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:07,
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but i'd prefer a woo. I've never had a woo before.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:09,
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You can have a woah though.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:10,
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the ungrateful bugger got one 2 mins ago!!
www.b3ta.com/board/5468562
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:15,
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www.b3ta.com/board/5468562

... and wrote that on the wall in blood. I was deeply afraid. Also, i am lying. Woo, Christmas is coming!
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:01,
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...it must have been months since I've seen you post.
I approve. More of this kind of thing.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:02,
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I approve. More of this kind of thing.

ya liek so rly braw.
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Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:11,
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