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(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Mr Wallace
presents Citizen TV
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:12, archived)
# and another
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)
# my turn :D

...plus woo to teh harry cocker pic
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:20, archived)
# it is not RPS
please.

shopped images only...

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:22, archived)
# video caps?

(Makes a change from reposting the Virgin Trains one)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:25, archived)
# ah go on then
3dc
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:27, archived)
# what game was that for?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)
# haha
the secret of spunky island, its part of my evil character the ghost pirate LeFuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:35, archived)
# .
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)
# that is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:48, archived)
# yupyup!
:þ

mangled baws tho!

/edit
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:54, archived)
#
AMON is some kind of superhuman!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Mmmm
hairy balls
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:23, archived)
# most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:23, archived)
# it's all gone cdc!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)
# yes, it has
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Ning cocklovers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:53, archived)
# First Post!
It's my first one so go easy please!
(ppknight, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
teh monobrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Second you mean,
You posted this last night only huge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Yeah..second, thought the first didnt actually post
Yeah..sorry about that...messed up :(
(ppknight, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:19, archived)
# I'll forgive you this time.
Just don't do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Understood
:)
(ppknight, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:21, archived)
# how do you do that thing with your user name?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:24, archived)
# update
your
profile
(:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:26, archived)
# It am teh newy thing!
Clicky 'modify profile', and be amazed!

*yays!*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:26, archived)
# i did it
Ok i did it! :D
(ppknight, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:53, archived)
# s'okeydokey
takes everyone a post or two to get it right (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:21, archived)
# so you got naughtystepped
on your first post?

Ahahahaha. Congratulations!

Oh, and RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:26, archived)
# yes RIS
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Adamsky, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)
# huh?
RIS?
(ppknight, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:53, archived)
#
You'll learn
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Solarbear.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:06, archived)
# wow
that's ace!

(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:07, archived)
# ex chernobyl employee
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Bet he eats ReadyBrek!
woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:11, archived)
# I bet he's
had his ready breck

Edit1: Ahhhh Beaten to it
(I helped save b3ta! Adamsky, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:11, archived)
# hehehe!
(you have to get up late in the morning to get up earlier than old ZW!)

`
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:15, archived)
# most ace
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:12, archived)
# bears on the sun !
woo (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:17, archived)
# they love the sun, dont'chaknow


good 'ning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's Domo!!!
(funkyd007, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:50, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:52, archived)
# is that elvis hair?

Fantastic!
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:52, archived)
# argh!
dead link without redex!

*cries*

*stops crying, blinks*

yay for world domonation
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:57, archived)
# I made a thingy


Click for Wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:27, archived)
# Oooooh
thats a nice thingy.
Can I make a Trackmania request?
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:30, archived)
# Sure, it might take bit though. I'm busy around this time
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:31, archived)
# I would like
a Honda Legend, tan leather interior PLEASE. old model legend, pref...
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:34, archived)
# Yikes, that's a tall order. Give me a week or two and I'll see if I can get started on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:35, archived)
# No rush dude.
But it'd be lovely.
My first car was a honda legend.
how i loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:37, archived)
# don't tell me...
...it for a game you working on?

looks good
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:30, archived)
# It's for this, which is finished
www.b3ta.com/links/1851
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:31, archived)
# I'll have to take your word for it...
we can't view videos at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:33, archived)
# watches again
loved the the first time round too.

is the music from a partiucular film or is it a generic score? if its generic, where did you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:51, archived)
# It's from Waterworld
It's called "The Bubble"
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Ah cool
its a nice track, fits really well with your anim

edit: make this into a game, monkey island meets fate of atlantis
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:20, archived)
# ...
Nice thingy.
(Ed Can Do, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:30, archived)
# what a great thingy
it's kewl (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)
# love it
and love the animation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:25, archived)
# I've just finished a drawing of my friend Harriette

She's all of teh phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:26, archived)
# does she have a phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:28, archived)
# I'm pretty sure she does.
Most people tend to, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:29, archived)
# would she mind
me calling it?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:17, archived)
# calling it what?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:20, archived)
# is she the love child of betty page?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] prozac would dance and have fluffy bunny ears...
(whatsinaname, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:16, archived)
# it would :D
highly accurate dance interpretation there, woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:21, archived)
# woo
!
(norumbegan, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:41, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
Bushy

A few more months on the pills and George would have his own WMD's
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:15, archived)
# thats nicely pottychopped
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:24, archived)
# first cdc of the day :)

click for BBC source, if you can be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:13, archived)
# I think they might still have some trouble
with foam shedding.
(norumbegan, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Slimy.. not fluffy, but still, all the same if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:37, archived)
# at times slimy is better
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:46, archived)
# I used
to have a plugin for Photoshop 7 that would fill an area with a fur effect... I've looked for fur searching on Google, but can't find what I'm looking for.. Does anyone know of what I'm prattling on about, and can they help?
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:03, archived)
# yes I had that plugin for
photoshop 6

and fuck knows where it is
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:06, archived)
# yep..
6 was probably it...

So, can you ask fuck, or doessn't he know?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:08, archived)
# Ah ha!
Thank you very much indeedy...

It was [Alien Skin] Eye Candy 5: Textures

And, I'm sure I've still got it...
.. me wonders if it'll work with CS?

/ponders, and buggers around with cds and backups, and crap
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:22, archived)
# looks like fun
if it works can you let me know

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry] And snakes would be fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:49, archived)
# awww
 
I remember him.

www.b3ta.com/board/1160677

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:50, archived)
# Yes yes, well now he has a purpose =)
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:57, archived)
# would!
kill/fuck/eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:53, archived)
# In that order ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:02, archived)
# does it matter
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:05, archived)
# Well,
you're not going to kill or fuck it after you've eaten it, are you?
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:06, archived)
# says who?
live turd fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:08, archived)
# BIG PANT TREKKING!!!!
See the splendour of THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PANTS!!!
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:10, archived)
# pants or
trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:15, archived)
#
www.rathergood.com/pants/
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:16, archived)
# blocked at work
because it is 'tasteless'
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:17, archived)
# Hogh...
is NOT tasteless....

EDIT: I'd go Pant Trekking if I could afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:20, archived)
# it has now been
unblocked as I phoned up the user help desk and said OI!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:23, archived)
# yay!
It's PEOPLE POWER I tell you!
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:24, archived)
# Awww cute!
*gets the shovel*
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:54, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Parasites would be nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:48, archived)
# and would also be into dungeons and dragons, apparently
and indeed, why not?
I am liking this competition..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:50, archived)
# that needs a spang/spong
animation

wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Loverly
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:54, archived)
# I like this. A lot.
Why am I still up? Drugs, that's why. Somebody put me to bed.
(Wiggles, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:56, archived)
# If you are having problems with drugs;
pack them all up and send them to me. They shalln't bother you again.
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:00, archived)
# Sorry...
I like the way everyone reverts to eyes and lips/teeth.. Soooooo, I've bothered your worm:

(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:14, archived)
# sweeet
I like its goofy expression and toothy overbite
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:52, archived)
# 'ning! Is it sunday yet?
'Tis a frosty morning here (6:25)

Clicky for biggerer

EDIT: Now it am all sunneh (7:13)

Clicky for biggerer
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:47, archived)
# here is the view from my window from tuesday
(they are a bit big)

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/myview2.JPG

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/myview1.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:50, archived)
# Mmmm, snow
where is that?
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:52, archived)
# Is that a £50'000'000.00 note on the bottom right?
.
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:52, archived)
# If it was I wouldn't be on here talking to you....
:-D
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:53, archived)
# Perhaps
you hadn't checked?

If you haven't checked... please note that I can't be held responsible for you nobbing about on a dodgy roof trying to grab-a-hold of a £50'000'000.00 note!
And, as much as I'd like to help you grab it, if it is, my arms aren't long enough to reach down the telephone wires to wherever you are...
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:56, archived)
# pfffffffft
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:07, archived)
# You live in a jail cell
AICMFP

woo to the pic.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:58, archived)
# snow snow snow
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:14, archived)
# Pah! Frost!
We have thick snow up here in wales, and i just got a day off because of it! Off sledging soon ... woo ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:14, archived)
# It's hard to believe the north is all snowbound
When it's so lovely and sunny in Surrey...
(Ed Can Do, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:36, archived)
# you live with pikeys!
AICMFP! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:02, archived)
# You may think that this is a Pearoast, but it isn't (sort of)....


He's up in court today.

Clickity-click for bigger eBoy and for the seeing of detail
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:27, archived)
# Woo! He's a bugger!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:37, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Oh, how I don't need Prozac...!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:38, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Hull for you, sir!
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:41, archived)
# Hopefully I'll have lots of company
=)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:44, archived)
# For the
British gardener in us all...



EDIT-- I'm gonna smaller this thing...
EDIT EDIT-- Now he eats pie!
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:39, archived)
# It's a WALRUS!
(Londingham ., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:43, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm, pie!
 


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I like that. Have a driving kitty:

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:08, archived)
# awww
 
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:11, archived)
# Norty kitty
Big woo fer the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:06, archived)
# I like where you're going with this
Woo!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:06, archived)
# The pie is a nice touch.
It makes it umm... flow better and translates the Vogonity of the disaster that is about to befall us with it's mighty wings spread and its beak of sudden disaster causing... err... disaster among us all despite us not really wanting it to and pleading for it to just fuck off.

It doesn't seem as dangerous as lawn darts.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
I must be happy after that waffle... I laughed more than I wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:15, archived)
# he prefer egg
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:39, archived)
# you are rather good wot
have a woo on me
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:56, archived)
# oh noes
 


www.b3ta.com/board/5716127
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:31, archived)
# They monitor your bandwidth?
Whoa. Scarey.

Edit: I may have misread this. You said traffic. So, they're more concerned with content versus volume? Scarey-er.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:33, archived)
# Yes
 
but compared to most workplaces I have an awful lot of freedom. It only raises eyebrows when the total cost gets over a certain amount..
and my traffic lately has, naturally, been obscene.

I'm just glad they're not asking about specific content, 'cos then I'd really be up against it!

This month I will mostly be browsing with images, sound, and video files turned off. : )

edit: no, not particularly scary. Relatively, I get away with blue murder.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:38, archived)
# I half wonder if it's because NZ has dark-aged policies
on bandwidth.

I've got a friend who's trying to get into downloading TV shows via bittorrents. He gets 10gb/mo u/d max, then has to start paying through the nose.

That'd last me about 3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:40, archived)
# Ick!
Bandwidth is so cheap! Ick, ick, ick!

I'm in America, and my cable provider (Time Warner) gives me a 5 Mb download rate with no fees on usage. I realize it may be different elsewhere, but the bandwidth thing seems a bit extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:45, archived)
# Yep. Same up here in Canada too.

I've got (in theory) infinite traffic - and I give that a run for it's money every month :)

New Zealand is *really* archaic on that though. I've been told it's due to the telecom monopoly down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:48, archived)
# Exactly.
 
That's what we get for privatising the infrastructure in the '80s, and allowing a corporate monopoly in.

I was just looking for a relevant article, since they may be dragged through the courts.

Basically, broadband over here, isn't.
However, I'm hooked into the national backbone here at work, ho ho!

This is probably the main reason I don't have a home PC, since the World Wide Wait would be frustrating as all get out.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:53, archived)
# wow
fees on bandwith useage?
never heard of it before
we just pay our monthly cost and they leave us to use our 8mb as we damn well please...


(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:57, archived)
# Heh.
I had a phone call from the IT manager (quite a senior guy) the other day,asking me how I'd managed to go to over 700 blocked sites in the last month.

I told him (in so many words) it was because I had nothing better to do and needed to sit at my desk to keep an eye on everyone.

Long story short, I'm looking at a promotion now. Office space taught me everything I know.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:49, archived)
# what's your job?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:36, archived)
# I am being a bookwallah, sahib.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:39, archived)
# What is a bookwallah sahib?
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:41, archived)
# Pidgin Hindi.
 
www.linguasphere.org/dictionary/n-78607-wallah.html

I are librarian
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:45, archived)
# Ahhhh ok
Thanks for the link.
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:48, archived)
# Presumably a male prostitute could be called a "cockwallah".
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:02, archived)
# Haha
Could and should!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:07, archived)
# Then
you were online trying to research more efficient bookwallahing techniques, obviously. Why else would you use the internet at work? I'm convinced it's actually increased your productivity, perhaps by as much as 28.7%
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:41, archived)
# It's certainly increased my fluffiness.
 
Ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:50, archived)
# This is greet!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:56, archived)
# Mofaha,
You be the king of teh fluff!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:35, archived)
# Chaos theory
Disasterous moments in history #1...



EDIT: Now with added eyebrow!
And with that, I'm off to bed. Night.
(MightyMoose has never touched the magenta, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:56, archived)
# Woo
what's #2?
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:59, archived)
# That'd be telling...
:D
(MightyMoose has never touched the magenta, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:00, archived)
# Pfft!
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:02, archived)
# Ha!
To Hull with you!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:03, archived)
# One last F5 of the night, only to be rewarded with...
THE EYEBROW.

Yay
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:27, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:17, archived)
# hayulp please
i am a bit cac at this stuff and wanna find out how to do scrolly background thingies a la www.bluetuliproseread.com/alex/bellamyzombie.gif and similar. The blurry background stuff that makes something look like it's whizzing by at a great rate of wotsits.
You know the kinda thing.
All tutorials welcome.

*edit* - i know i know.. but i asked on the talkboard and they said try here :p
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:45, archived)
# Use the background scrolly tool in Photoshop?
Basically, you want to make your background a bit bigger than the image, and for each frame contract it so it loops nicely and lines up properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:49, archived)
# This one looks like it has a touch of flash about it.

That's probably the quickest and smoothest way of doing something like that*





*bearing in mind you've removed your brain and figured out Flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:51, archived)
# A person could probably do it in Imageready
by doing a tween between one background and another, adding a motion blur, and then putting the contents in each frame. It could save a person's sanity by not using Flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:55, archived)
# hope so
all i know is photoshop & imageready and i don't know those too well obviously, let alone using flash.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:57, archived)
# Aye. You could probably reproduce it in Image Ready.

Flash is probably the most counter-intuative bitch out there too. And I've met some real bitches in my time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:00, archived)
# I've played with Flash a bit
I've still not gotten my head around it. Some of it makes sense, but I suspect I'm often doing it the hard way.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:03, archived)
# I figured it out fairly well.

I even got into some action scripting. I just never found it to be intuitive.

If you thought you were doing things the hard way, you were probably on the right lines.

There are a few tricks you can use to simplify things, such as animations within animations within animations, to stop you from building one huge animation at once. It doesn't get much better than that though.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:06, archived)
# That's one thing that's befuddled me about Flash
and maybe it's the way I'm using it, but I'd assumed you could make an animation and then transform that animation across the screen. I've yet to find a way to do it.



Something like the above seems ideal for Flash. One pedal rotation and a transform seems like the obvious way, but it either doesn't work like that or I'm doing it wrong.

*doesn't admit to that being about 80 frames in Paintshop from back in the 'olden days'*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:16, archived)
# Yep, you can.

You set the animation in motion (such as your bike pedaling) and then you just need to set two keyframes and tween. You can have it flowing along a path too. Tweening is a bit of a bitch to get used to at first.

The tutorials really walk you through jumping through all of Flashes hoops though.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:20, archived)
# I'll have to play with it more someday.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:31, archived)
# background scrolly tool?
i found motion blur but that's about it
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:52, archived)
# He's kidding.
The effect you've linked to is actually pretty tough to achieve. It was probably either made in Flash, or in photoshop CS2, which allows you to set a vanishing point (even so, it would be very work-intensive in photoshop since you'd have to make a new image for every frame that recedes, as you can't animate scaling). My advice is either to use Flash, or to opt for a simpler effect to start with, such as a looping moving background. There are lots of tutorials for those online.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:56, archived)
# looping moving backgrounds
is pretty much what i'm after.. horizontal scrolly wotsit will work for now - the front to back scrolly wotsits can wait.
As much as i would love to run before i can walk :)
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:01, archived)
# Ok
I'm finding it difficult to locate a tutorial right now so hold on and I'll put some instructions together...

Let's assume you want to make a horizonally scrolling looped background animation which travels from right to left:

1) Make sure the scrolling background is about two times wider than the visible image size
2) Put the background onto the bottom layer - from now on we'll call it BG
3) Cut BG down the middle vertically and swap the left and right sections around, so that what was formerly the left and right edges are now touching each other in the middle of the layer
4) Using the clone tool and merging details from the left and right sections, fix the seam in the center. It doesn't have to be perfect
5) Now copy and paste BG onto a new layer, and move the copy so that the left edge of copy is lined up with the right edge of BG
6) Merge the layers onto BG
7) You now have the option of applying some motion blur to BG. It usually helps a lot

Go to ImageReady if you're not already there

8) Now pull BG so that the right edge is at the right edge of the visible image
9) Make a new frame, and pull BG to the right until exactly the same area is visible in the image
10) Now tween frame 1 to frame 2 - just experiment with the number of frames and the frame speed until it's smooth
11) Throw the last frame away - it will be a copy of the first frame, so you don't need it
12) There's your scrolling looped background :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:03, archived)
# Plenty of tutorials
If you wanna use flash. But i don't
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:11, archived)
# That'd be an Imageready tutorial
(or anything that does tweening)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:19, archived)
# most excellent
ta muchly for that.

Currently sat at work supposedly doing stuff so i can't really try it atm.

I shall though and my results will appear here soon-ish.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:24, archived)
# Here's maiden's one:
 
www.maidenart.co.uk/scrolling-background.html

Man, I should get me some better software. I have to do shit like this by hand, frame by frame!


 
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:29, archived)
# Wheeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:39, archived)
# yay
thanks Rapitinui - much like the helpful mofaha's instructions above but with pictures.

Ty folks.. it's all much appreciated :)
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:56, archived)
# He steals all my best ideas ;)
haha

Although I had meant to update my tutorial to include the tweening technique at the end, as it's a much cleaner way of animating the in-between frames..
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 7:14, archived)
# Here's my example of that method :)


(It's storm troopers racing on space hoppers)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:42, archived)
# excellent examples
of the scrolly wotsit thingies that i was talking about :)
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:52, archived)
# I was teasing.
There's no background scrolly tool.

Picture the street you're walking down. Now use a telescope to view the same street. It's just magnified to get the perspective. Play with zoom to make it scroll.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:59, archived)
# i get the idea
ta
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:05, archived)
# what?
I can animate gifs in Photoshop? I've used Ulead for ages...
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:54, archived)
# Photoshop has Imageready
which is good for making animated animations.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:56, archived)
#
Moderately good. I believe Sunshine Elephant uses Ulead, so there can't be too much wrong with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:58, archived)
# I have
problems compressing to a decent size, so's that the gif will be allowed on the board (without moaning)
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:00, archived)
# Gif has a few optimizable settings
Usually the number of colo[u]rs, the amount of dithering, and the number of frames. If you click the 4-up tab in Imageready, you can compare the outputs of these and try to find one that suits your needs with the best quality. I have no idea about Ulead, since I've never used it.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:07, archived)
# If you're using ImageReady
there are a couple of additional tricks that sometimes make a huge difference. Not all of them work all of the time, but they're all worth trying.

If your image does NOT contain any transparency, try toggling transparency on/off

Sometimes, reducing colours by just 1 or 2 can suddenly drop 15kb from an image, so always try stepping down a few colours one at a time

Try adding a tiny amount of lossy compression - a setting of just 1 or 2 can sometimes make a huge difference to filesize without any noticable difference in quality

Obviously you can try reducing diffusion or using a different diffusion method BUT if you absolutely have to have lots of diffusion, try stepping down from 100% to 99%... odd though this is, it sometimes drops as much as 30 or 40kb
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:49, archived)
# I'm not dismissing Ulead
I've just always used Imageready.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:01, archived)
# Me too
until I bit the bullet and started getting into Flash.
It's really nice to be able to tween scale, shape, and rotation.



(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:28, archived)
# What?
Flash can animate gifs too?
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:37, archived)
# Yeah.
You can export from Flash to gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:40, archived)
# I like
Flash... and, in that particular suitcase of things.. I just know I'm gonna be laughed at for asking the question, and I know that I already have a good idea of the answer, but.. I bet the ActionScript doesn't make a damned difference to the final gif image? (in that if I move a circle across the page with ActionScript, the circle won't move in the gif? Am I right, or completely wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:46, archived)
# Anything visual will carry across to the gif just fine.

Obviously all interactivity will be lost such as roll overs or buttons, but anything moving (such as your circle across a page) will be exported just fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:51, archived)
# Hmm
the problem with scripted animation in Flash is that it usually takes place on just one frame using the framerate as a kind of timed execution loop. The problem is that Flash exports to gif by converting each frame in Flash to a frame in the gif, and if there's only one frame and the movement on it is scripted, it won't export, at least not in my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:59, archived)
# Ah - right.


/stands corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:05, archived)
# It should move as well.
Obviously gif doesn't support sound like Flash does, but the animation should export exactly as it appears in your Flash 'movie'.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:52, archived)
# In my experience
actionscripted animation doesn't export, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:52, archived)
# Thanks ALL!
I feel an animating Thursday a-coming-on..

:D
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:58, archived)
# Would it
if it was part of the animation rather than triggered by an event?

I'm ignorant of it and guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:01, archived)
# Not sure about all circumstances...
but everything scripted that I've tried to export has failed. Actually as a result of this conversation I may try again with more simple examples... the stuff I was trying to export was often complex, in the sense that it was randomly generated at run-time, and the objects didn't really exist in the file until the script created them dynamically. A simple scripted object movement might export, if it was done as a frame by frame incremental change and the frames physically existed in the Flash file... that would kind of defeat the object of scripting it though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:11, archived)
# I'm thinking of it similarly to tweening in Imageready
Where you can position an object and create new frames based on its movement. I can understand what you're saying about the dynamic creation of stuff, it's just kind of suprising that Flash doesn't export the actual animation (the output of the scripts) if they're an automatic part of the file.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:24, archived)
# The reason asked about Scripting
was because sometimes I do things better in programming than in imaging (why my images aren't overly wonderful), and I always, always revert to language (logic) than art.

I know that statements wouldn't be exported to a gif file, although I'm not too sure of how a gif file is built and what it coprises of (maybe I'd like to know). But, since Flash was mentioned for exporting GIFs, I just wondered how far Flash could be pushed.??????

/frowns and consitpates with concentration
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:37, archived)
# ah...
I've never bothered with Imageready...

...that'll be why I don't know about it.

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! steponfrog dribblygreenstuffdriblingfrommynoes, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:59, archived)
# I love the Imageready.

It rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:03, archived)
# The easiest way to do this sort of thing
is to use a 3D program. Trying to do it in potatoshop is at best difficult.

Every time you post a thread in here without a pic, a kitten is abused:
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:04, archived)
# hehe
sorry kitten.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:11, archived)
# I don't like this sentiment
particularly at night.

I wasted a thread (below), but this was an honest question at a fairly slow time. I don't see anything wrong with trying to learn and asking people who might know.

This is, after all, a message board.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:12, archived)
# You don't have to
Not that there was any sort of sentiment. You'll also notice I did answer his question in a completely non-threatening way complete with helpful (IMHO) information and I did not flame him either.

If that's not good enough you can always ignore me.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:22, archived)
# It's pretty unlikely I'd ignore you.
I like your stuff and you're pretty swell.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:48, archived)
# I was thinking the same about you
Either way, not a problem or as the Aussies say, no worries

=)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:55, archived)
# Those crazy Aussies and their carefree ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:04, archived)
# And their jumpy animals
and close promixity to Bali! Wooo!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:08, archived)
# Jumpty animals are the best ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Heh.
I like the way his face has a kind of safety crumple zone.
(MightyMoose has never touched the magenta, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:14, archived)
# all kittens
have a safety crumple zone
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:16, archived)
# Not all of them
90% tops
(MightyMoose has never touched the magenta, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:22, archived)
# Thanks everyone
and i promise i'll post a pic next time :P

it might even have a scrolly wotsit thingy \o/
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:31, archived)
# thet kittin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:44, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:46, archived)
# v. fine
and even more kittenish
woo
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 4:49, archived)
# Another fluffy tiem hit!
Woo!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 5:01, archived)
# aww
lovely.
(norumbegan, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 8:12, archived)

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