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Attack of Richard and/or Judy

(Onionring Um Pa!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:56, archived)

Will you have my babies?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:58, archived)

I never know which is which

which ones Richard?

(pdjpdj, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:17, archived)

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Grampa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:55, archived)

Dear New Person

You are supposed to shop an image, not use a photo.

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)

Grampa's been a b3tan for about a fortnight longer than you!

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drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:04, archived)

cheers!

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Grampa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:13, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:16, archived)

Alzheimer's Cat

Linus' Cat, Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Röntgen's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat

(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:52, archived)

redex for me

I'm afraid

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drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:54, archived)

Same.

(Dooley, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:54, archived)

I have

a little blue question mark, but that's because my computer is special.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:56, archived)

it's a mac like mine!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:11, archived)

AND

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)

^this

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DUM4S5 =], Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:54, archived)

pfft

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:55, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(Wombatovic, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:55, archived)

For a second there

I thought that was a great joke Manley had made--
lordmanley.co.uk/b3ta/alzheimer-cat.gif was the 280x300ish px image-- as if the cat had forgotten to upload the pic.

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drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)

Hats off to you sir

(Wombatovic, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:00, archived)

if i were to be a pedant (and I often am)

a more correct title would have been "an alzheimers patient's cat". Alois Alzheimer was the man! Along with Nissl. And Brodmann. He was ace.

Edit: what am I saying? I hate neuroscience!

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drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:02, archived)

Well I'm glad somebody got it.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:57, archived)

But Alzheimer himself was not forgetful.

www.whonamedit.com/doctor.cfm/177.html

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drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:00, archived)

No.

His cat was.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:09, archived)

The first cat in the series not to have anything in common

with its owner then...

/must stop trying to cover up my initial daft post

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drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:16, archived)

Doppler?

And all the one's with dead owners.

And my cat.

And brian the ferret.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:24, archived)

oh get to fuck

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drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:51, archived)

pffft!

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:37, archived)

Oooh, yes please

yes please

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:49, archived)

20"!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:50, archived)

Fuck me

(not literally thoough).

Woo.

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bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:51, archived)

hmm

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DUM4S5 =], Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:51, archived)

Bit small...

Woo!

(Dooley, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:54, archived)

the fist or the pic?

The latter I can fix. The former I can't. You'll have to get a smaller hole.

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:55, archived)

... had his sister

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:04, archived)

William Shat-on-her

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DUM4S5 =], Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:48, archived)

Oh well

shat happens

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Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:49, archived)

Is it really real?

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:41, archived)

Ooh

I never thought it could be realler, but there it is!

Woo!

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:43, archived)

nice!

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drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:43, archived)

its real

and has parkinsons

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:44, archived)

Who let Foxx film?

(Hagbard MacDougal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:48, archived)

yup

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:44, archived)

Let's all look at granny's

Products.

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:41, archived)

Beats Granny Smith's...

(not that i've tried)

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bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:44, archived)

hehe

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DUM4S5 =], Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:48, archived)

Ahhhh Top Secret

One of the best films ever made

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:58, archived)

The sentient dildo was a mistake...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:39, archived)

ha ha ha

I bet he likes it really :D

Woo!

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Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:40, archived)

it cant be as bad as teh follow up

the sentient buttplug

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:42, archived)

Don't you mean

follow-through?

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bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:46, archived)

haha

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DUM4S5 =], Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:49, archived)

...i've seen them with my eyes

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:52, archived)

Replicant dildo?

I thought the second line was going to be "...you people wouldn't believe."

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)

Woo!

I'd feel bad for him if it weren't for his nob-hands. As it is, I'm content to point and laugh.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaguter"

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bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:33, archived)

What Ken said

edit/ Man slaaaaag

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:34, archived)

The laguter,

Shirley?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:34, archived)

^ this

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:38, archived)

^^ that

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:38, archived)

Just for that

i'm not going to correct that typo now.

So neh

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bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:38, archived)

haha

ace! thumbs up!

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:43, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:32, archived)

That's cocking ace.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:33, archived)

haha

the guy should slap himself on the head after that

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corington, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:33, archived)

excellent punnage!

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Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:35, archived)

excellent yayage, sir

edit/perfectly in time with Relax by Frankie

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)

Is that from the hit video "My lovely horse"?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)

Could have won the Eurovision you know

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Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:40, archived)

Apart from the music

being copied from the b-side of an entry that finished 5th in A song for Norway in 1975 (or so I've read). They would have found out eventually

(theboyrodrigues would like to say hola at, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:44, archived)

My lovely horse

Rather hypnotic

(theboyrodrigues would like to say hola at, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:38, archived)

Haha

Nice animation. The bloke on the left
looks all cuddly

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)

Those are some sexy signs.

The best we have in the states are 'Yield' and, uh, 'Watch Children'.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)

Watch children

hehe

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Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:40, archived)

they have Yield in the south of ireland, it don't half confuse

new drivers from the north when they head down there for the first time...

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:42, archived)

you loony you

more of this sort of thing :D

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amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:38, archived)

You pun[age]dit, you

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bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:43, archived)

introducing:

the Pleasure Louse
also a magenta remote controlled variety called Lust Louse available

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:31, archived)

meh

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:31, archived)

I have no fucking idea what is going on here.

More please.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:32, archived)

ooh

circus?

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:33, archived)

Plump Pop

from 1983

Sort of breakout, but with little baby animals instead.

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)

oh,

haven't had a good game of breakout in a while. I'll have to download a homebrew for my DS

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:44, archived)

Linus' Cat

Hawking's Cat, Brian Harvey's Cat, Doppler's Cat, Schrodinger's Cat, Henry's Cat, John Peel's Cat, Moses' Cat, Röntgen's Cat, Percy Shaw's Cat, Parkinson's Cat, Rorschach's cat, Oppenheimer's Cat, Button's Cat, Curie's Cat, Shatner's Cat, Houdini's Cat, Sierpinskiani's Cat, Lord Manley's Cat

(Mutated monkey did Freud's Cat too well for me to try and better it.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:30, archived)

Hehe

Get's it ...
Feels ashamed
/geek

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:32, archived)

woo?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:32, archived)

Woo and a yay

if I may

(theboyrodrigues would like to say hola at, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:35, archived)

Yeah,

Why not?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)

What's to be ashamed

about?

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)

hehe

Woo!

(Deus_Ed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)

WHERES MY CAT ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)

....or so i've heard...

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:29, archived)

erm?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:31, archived)

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Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:33, archived)

Scatman Hussein

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:29, archived)

So that's

where Scatman John went!?

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)

D to the EAD

(Deus_Ed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)

Seriously?

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:40, archived)

*confizzled*

(Deus_Ed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:36, archived)

Damn well spotted!

I'd completely forgotten about him.

and scatman john too.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:45, archived)

Sometimes movie cash-ins are such a good idea

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)

ha ha ha ha, on a theme...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)

A long time ago...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:25, archived)

Oi, that's cheating!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)

there's our winner right there

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Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)

Laughity laugh

*clicks*

(Bogbean, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:29, archived)

h0h0h0

excellent :)

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:35, archived)

I don't see why

that would fail. I'd buy one.

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:38, archived)

Ah-ha,

great minds and all that :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:26, archived)

These are real words from a Yahoo security form.

Edit: Who else thinks this compo is a bit NSFW. I'm afraid to scroll too far.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:23, archived)

I have never been so turned on in my life

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:24, archived)

foams?

I missed that in innuedno class.
Anyone care to enlighten me?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:25, archived)

I think it means

man-foam.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)

I only just found out what the Burger King equivalent of the McFlurry is

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Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:29, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:19, archived)

Is that the Hindu god of barbeques?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:20, archived)

yes

yes it is

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

then woo!

AICMFP

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:24, archived)

Brian ferry dog finds magic sausage?

AICMFP

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Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

hahahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:23, archived)

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