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# OMG IT'S MICHAEL FLATLY!!!

/pun
(b3rl1n, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:40, archived)
# he was flatly when he got to the bottom


/taxi to hull!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:42, archived)
# I flatly refuse
to reply to this
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:44, archived)
# but you replied in two minutes
flat
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:46, archived)
# flattery
will get you nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
Nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:48, archived)
# actually
what really impresses me is the way his legs become momentarily invisible
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:50, archived)
# I'm fallin' here! I'm fallin' here!
Ah yes,yet another waste of time channel 4 documentary that promises to be groundbreakingly informative but tells us absolutely nothing new.Tossers.
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# fred wished he'd used his chair
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha :)
Lovely stuff, fella.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha :)

his friends called him skids
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:41, archived)
# aww
poor bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:43, archived)
# didn't Larson already do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# I posted this months ago and forgot about it
'spose it's finally relevant

(Chopper3, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:38, archived)
# holy sheclakie
just remembered i've got one of them in the freezer.
I'm going to the kitchen, and may be some time...
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:42, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Christ it comes out tomorrow
dying to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:44, archived)
# it's utter shit sorry
.
(Chopper3, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Haha!
Winner.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# haha Hooray!
Damn I had the same idea while watching The Daily show tonight.
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Spotted this in the Toby Carvery this evening
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Peacehaven?
?

Edit: Gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:37, archived)
# No shark...etc
Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:36, archived)
# oooh!
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Purdy!
So...about the killers then?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:39, archived)
# o0o0
they're SOOO awesome and the lead singer, Brandon Flowers, he hsan;t got an amazing voice, but he knows how to use it and the lyrics are wonderful and they're the best band IN THE WORLD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Yes, they are indeed rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:42, archived)
# omigosh
you're the 1st person on the baord yet to know them. I did a piccy of brandon flowers...

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# You're a star ;)




...Though I'm guessing you're not called Andy...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:47, archived)
# thanks...
but my name isn't andy...no...

she's got her halo and wings hidden under his eyes but she's an angel for sho she just can't stop telling lies...
-Under The Gun- -The Killers
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:49, archived)
# That's the most emo person
I've seen all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:47, archived)
# 2nd Most for me
but then the other guy was pretty damn emo.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:49, archived)
# No
kidding!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:53, archived)
# omigosh
brandon flowers isn't emo. but thats the only piccy i found that was good and big nuff for opie-izing
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:50, archived)
# O Rly?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:42, archived)
#
ya rly...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:43, archived)
# /p0wned!111
LolzorXxxxxzzzz!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# o0o0
n00bzoorz...lolzzXxxxxzzzz!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:46, archived)
# WTF?!
No wai!!1!!1! STF-n00bz!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:48, archived)
# omg
ya rly noobz00rz omg ya wai lolz00rz!!1!!1!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Not rly!
ROfLMAO!!11!1!!eleventyone!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:53, archived)
#
omfgrofllmfao!!!1!!!eleventytwoonethreesixone!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Gaz, IM Me!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:00, archived)
# i'd have brandon flowers..
..I'd let him have me, too if he asked nicely.
(lunus loves tizer, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# the killers are shit
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Yay!
S'lully. Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:40, archived)
# "About the killers?"
Edit: oops! woo to the pic too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:40, archived)
# omigosh
they're the awesomest band IN THE WORLD even better than the pistols and i LOOOVE the pistols. the lead doesn't have an amazing voice but he can really use what he's got so they sound amazing AND...they're lyrics are amazing and wonderiffic!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:43, archived)
# is your chin melting??
(mark has stripey socks, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:42, archived)
# erm...
well thats not me, so maybe you should ask this random model?

EDIT: I have 2 pairs of stripey socks: black and white and red and white
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:52, archived)
# i like your stuff
skibbly goodness (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Forgot to ask for the source pic...


/edit: Try this...

But inspired by this
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Silly chopper
Soldiers are not oreos!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] True Story
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Male or Female?
Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggg none the less
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Both
it has a cock end on the bottom and an opening on top.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:32, archived)
# I assume
he was analy minded
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:33, archived)
# ive heard a story like this
does she have sex a few weeks later and his dick gets shredded?
(leovinci, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Owww.
They just keep getting better (and more painful)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Ouch...
but woo!

/pedants
Shouldn't it be a boiling tube though?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:44, archived)
# 'ning!
latest nonsensical thing

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Suprise dinosaur attack!
Have yourself a click there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Ahhhh... that is lovely drawage!
And a fabulous little story. Hurrah! *Click*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# aww i cant wait till the sequel!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# haha
I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:28, archived)
# hehe woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:30, archived)
# yay
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:46, archived)
# yay
this are woo (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Phukit, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)
# holy bad taste badman!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:26, archived)
# So this is the sexy secret that sexy nuns have.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:26, archived)
# yes, its a bad habit they get into...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Quick!
*someone call the pun police*
(LostCause ...yet more time well wasted, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:28, archived)
# I wish that nun had a different name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:31, archived)
# very
funny
(mooncalf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] My first pic in weeks
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# ugh!
no no no no no no NO!
oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Fucking this^
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# hahah,
how many lady b3tans are actually cringing at this??
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:14, archived)
# I fucking am
About as bad as the time I suggested (as a joke of course) to my best mate that she bite her boyfriends bellend, and then nearly collapsed from imaginary pain
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Me, for one.
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:15, archived)
# erk!
so I guess it would fail then... :D
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:17, archived)
# hahah
yes, gets my vote..

\still cringing
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# aaa
noooo
(sarahahahah, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Erk.
O_O
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] and another!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:16, archived)
# I dont gettit?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:17, archived)
# nor would most women
if they used this ;)
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:18, archived)
# badum
tsh
very good.
*applaudes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Merrick Promotions Present...
(beedee, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Yes.
EDIT - That there is some impressive lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Back in the box boy
Edit - now that I can see the image tis rather good, feel sorry for the buggars though and hope they're alright
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# HULL
now! go!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# You, Hull, now, go.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:14, archived)
# FPworthy
w00! And also very much impressed with the lurking. Lurk less!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:17, archived)
# ok
will do ;)
(beedee, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:23, archived)
# pfftttt!!!!!
naughty but funny! you best hurry and get your bus to hull or you will be late!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:40, archived)
# .
oh i'm going there!
(beedee, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] the papa smurfinator

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Second click of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Magnificient cockhat!

Nice smurf too, as per usual.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)
# *bows*
thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)
# He's not aged well, has he?
Yay for hat wobbles!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)
# mine never do :)
www.b3ta.com/board/5641871
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# that smurfs my smurfing smurf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Smurf cum isn't blue, it's white.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# did I say anything about smurf cum?

you smurfing smurfer!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:19, archived)
# You were thinking it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:19, archived)
# no that would be you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# You were thinking about me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# haha
that's plain odd
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Boing! It Looks such fun!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Needs more bungee rope.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)
# ?
what bungy rope?
(Spoof - Masterb3tar, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Bed more like
Work at 5AM

Having thought about it, yes please, Hull would be just fine
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# I like his slightly Superman-esque pose.
All he needs is an extended arm. Woupla! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# That's horrible

that photo should be relagated to the division which includes Napalm Girl and Vietcong execution
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# KERCHING!
G'night everyone, goodnight
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# There is a documentory on channel 4 at the moment
about that photo and the attempts to identify him.
Very somber viewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Can you just imagine it
making that decision, fuck.....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:16, archived)
# I dont think you can imagine such a thing.
Either burn/suffocate or jump 1000ft. It would take a massive ammount of bravery to make it.
I certainly hope im never in such a position.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:19, archived)
# I think we have an agreement
that this is beyond bad taste then?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Thats something you expect here.
One persons bad taste is anothers hummus as it were.
Its not something i personally would make jokes about.
Ive been to NYC and seen the size of the buildings that the WTC made look small. And seen the size of the hole that was left by them not being there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:31, archived)
# I've never been a fan of the whole
b3ta and bad taste thing.
Not to be a killjoy, but this sick jokes book and this sort of thing bring me no joy

Edit: just noticed my extreme hypocrisy with the tiananmen post below. Rather ashamed of it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Each to their own
I've come to expect it here, but I realise some people will find even the worst stuff funny.

I don't this funny, but I'm not gonna stop other people laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:34, archived)
# don't blame me

the voices made me do it. I have no idea what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)
# He's riding a ladybird,
what the fuck does he know?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
this!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:14, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Sherlock should have deduced a long time ago
what a ghastly pattern he is wearing.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Chavs haven't worked it out yet
and there's fucking loads of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Haha! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# twilight at the hippodrome
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Awww
I adore hippos and this one in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)
# hippos have killed more than 400 people in Africa
more than any other wild animal

(awwww)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# *salutes the hippos*
good ol' bois, who needs war when you can just irritate a giant living tank?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Just a quick one
Edit: ok i felt like a hypocrite
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Yep
They kill more humans than all the other animals. But they still look cute though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:32, archived)
# that ^
is chuffing gorgeous, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Silly hippo motorway is not for dancing :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Eek!
His feet have gotten stuck in the tarmac!
(cface run. Run, face, run!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Major Pleasure

(actually now I think about it they did manage to sell one to a Ms. E. Currie)
(LostCause ...yet more time well wasted, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha
*will buy any toy talking about economic stability*
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Ooohh
I've just ratified my mastrich treaty all over the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] sausage flavoured condoms
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
spot on, spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Get Spot off!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)
# *applies cream*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Reminds me of that stupid...
...Walls Balls advert.

haha
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha or BACON flavoured
www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2005/07/kevin_bacons_do.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:02, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)
# bad dog
fido soon realise when he used a cheaper brand of peanut butter. BA-ZING!!
(Grabacr, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:03, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Ow ow ow ow!
:X
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Sadly,
that would sell quite well in some markets...
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)
# lovely stuff as per usual squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)
# thank ye good sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# oh no, I'm a cunt, haven't you heard :-)
great stuff, the present mrs architect loves your stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)
# See, I said you were.
Where's my five pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# ...in the sponsorship thingy
along with another 20 if we're cool
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Of course!
b3ta.com/board/5760929

Edit - also - 'the present' is not something one should say when she's there, it sounds somewhat temporary.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:15, archived)
# *phew*
s'bad enough having an imposter trying to fool people into thinking he's me, can't be doing with an irate hamtoucher being a cnut as well ;)

/the 'present' thing is a radio 2/Wogan refernce, which she knows about, shes even a member on teh board with it...
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=45740

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:17, archived)
# He's not the messiah.
Worryingly, I have given up smoking for lent, so I cannot even blame it on le 'erb
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:19, archived)
# never give up smoking sir...
you'll only live longer to despair about the state of modern britain
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:20, archived)
# If calling people a cunt gets them to sponsor me a pony then I'm off on a spree.
www.sendit.com/video/item/7000000086826
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
careful, I'll get used to being a cunt.

right, now all is right with the world again and ive balanced my ying and yang
/which is a medical phenomenon

I'm off till sometime soon.

'Nite all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)
# what have you done now?

and thank the missus :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# I shall thank her this evening...
... twice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Hey - at least wait till I'm done...........


Okay......I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Oh lordy I shrieked out loud at that
It is ACE.
*clicks*
'ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# *enhuggles* lo miss pot :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# a underling
getting his underschlong nibbled :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh a great deal
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:59, archived)
# those actually exist
in a condom machine down in devon
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)
# ARGH! they be spinnin' I tells ya!
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Ninjas, place your orders now
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Wankel's cat!
*closes tattyshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:59, archived)
# -
an does anyone know where I can get a decent free GIF animator, the one I used for this is rubbish
(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Okay - I booked my ticket already.......
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:57, archived)
# *groan*
haha. *clicks*
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Awwww, i bet it loses the guarantee
afterwards tho
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)
# PAT BATEMAN ALERT!!
Do you get a free nailgun with it?
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)
# jesus!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)
# aaaargh
This needs to be FP'd. Tis worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Lovely stuff as per usual squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:59, archived)
# bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Hello Mr Ssential!
Ow's you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)
# doing well, thanks
skiving work today. How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Oh not so bad ta.
Same old same old.....wishing I had work to skive.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:16, archived)
# *grips knees*
OUCH I say, OUCH
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Excellent!
Disgusting!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)
# no Marc!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)
# What???
You say that like it's a bad thing!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# I'm telling on you!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaha
To who?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Bump & Grind
Fkin ace

Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:56, archived)
# This is saccharine sweet
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:59, archived)
# I had to watch through three times...
...to read all it said...
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 21:59, archived)
# KK
yo yo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)

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