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beaubodor blogless, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:07, archived)

haaha

funny because it is true. Paying for beer by credit card is man's most evil invention.

(broccoli holocaust, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:08, archived)

Paying for beer by credit card

Plus table service - thats evil.

Who you like another drink?

erm, yes how did you know?

£100 later - ooops

(waxdart hello., Tue 2 May 2006, 17:10, archived)

i disagree:

the mobile phone with a loudspeaker that plays mp3's is man's most evil invention.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:10, archived)

agreed

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:11, archived)

^^ this

With a 14 year-old surly chav playing R'n'shittingB on the god-fucking-damn cunting Tube

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:12, archived)

makes me want to thank them for sharing their taste in music

and to reciprocate, singing nessun dorma at the top of my fucking voice at them until their ears bleed

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:17, archived)

Fortunately I have a pair of really bad earphones

as wel as my really good zero-leakage sound ones - sitting next to them with Johnny Violent (very hard gabber/techno) on full blast with the bass-boost on and they start looking at me as if I'm the irritating one.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:21, archived)

Amen

little freaks piss me off no end

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:43, archived)

1up for ipod earphones

you win for that one.

*looks for post - this goes for mp3 playing phones too

(waxdart hello., Tue 2 May 2006, 17:14, archived)

^-- this --^

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:21, archived)

That man

has huge see-through ears

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:39, archived)

Woo to the original

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:15, archived)

hahah

i'm glad i'm not the only one who saw that

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Mousing, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:17, archived)

Mr Miygary

Be very quiet, Danielsan... wax on, wax off...

(glasscock? I hope not. But it's never stopped me before.)

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pidg, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:02, archived)

Glasscock?

You must know whether or not you've posted it before?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

Eeeee...

Guh, whatever the b3tan is for "similar things have been posted a million times" then... I don't come here often. So to speak...

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pidg, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

"BANDWAGON"

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

"Mustapha Bindun Shirley"

I believe

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

Ah.

That's 'bindun?'.

I don't remember seeing that joke before.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

Danielsan

show me bend'de knees.

show me, paint my rove walls white.

show me, don't tell a poriceman

(waxdart hello., Tue 2 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

magic!

"Don't Tell a Poriceman!"
hahahaha

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:33, archived)

*shrugs*

Click for biggification

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 2 May 2006, 17:00, archived)

Cute

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

Yeah - this just had to be done.

I've not watch labyrinth in years

* I only stared looking at b3ta from about 4o'clock. You lot must be fucking sick of these posts by now... hehheh

(waxdart hello., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:59, archived)

ha ha! the power!

night all :)
*waves*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:00, archived)

You remind me of the babe

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:01, archived)

That'll do, pig

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

What babe?

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Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:04, archived)

The babe with the power

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

What power?

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Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

The power of voodoo

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:07, archived)

Who do?

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Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:08, archived)

You do

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:09, archived)

Do what?

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Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:09, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/5888242

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5888257

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

what power?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:07, archived)

stop it

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:04, archived)

I was just listening to 'Underground' a few minutes ago!

Woo!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:40, archived)

the hidden dangers

and gassy water

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:59, archived)

I wonder

if there will be lots of posts taking the piss out of David Blaine for the next week...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

if he dies it will go on for fucking years

(waxdart hello., Tue 2 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

Hopefully

I've just about covered them now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:10, archived)

That's the problem with this new Doctor...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:57, archived)

mmhmm

I see bandwagon potention.

(Tyraen, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

potention?

you kids and your trendy lingo

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:01, archived)

potential

damn my insufficient brainspaceything

(Tyraen, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:02, archived)

Oooh, nice

OK ladies, Christopher Eccleston or David Tennant?

Edit: sorry, ladies and gay boys

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:59, archived)

Accordinng to the pictures my (lady) housemate has stuck up in the downstairs toilet...

...David Tennant gets her vote.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:02, archived)

No contest

Tennant all the way ;)

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 2 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

Bernie Eccleston and Neil Tennant

In a bit of spitroast action

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

hahaha

It's a sin!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:04, archived)

Now that's got a reaction!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

Oh dear lord

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:06, archived)

Jarvis cocker is the new doctor?

(waxdart hello., Tue 2 May 2006, 17:02, archived)

His hair is Harlowe gold
His lips sweet surprise
His hands are never cold
He's got Rose Tyler eyes

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

Why

isn't he looking at her tits?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:04, archived)

How do you know he's not?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:05, archived)

Oilseed Rape!

(McPete needs a new job, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:51, archived)

rofl

just.. rofl..

(Tyraen, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:51, archived)

..z0rz

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:52, archived)

help

that's not right!

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:51, archived)

Oh my!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

hahahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:03, archived)

groan

(pdjpdj, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:49, archived)

Haha,

awful pun xD

(Tyraen, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:50, archived)

As old as the contestants.

But very good.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:52, archived)

'Noonatics

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:47, archived)

hahaha

I like that rather a lot

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:49, archived)

your the big cheese

(pdjpdj, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:50, archived)

My the big cheese what?

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:51, archived)

hahaha

WHICH CHEESE IS MADE BACKWARDS?

hahahahaha

TJ: i had a pic on top of the popular page, and now it's gone. how rude!

/edit it seems to be spacking out

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:51, archived)

Edam

AICMFP

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:53, archived)

I think that was a rhetorical joke...

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

yeah

there was nothing there for me, but it appeared when I clicked on 'more'

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

raddehc

- just a guess...

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:57, archived)

Mmmmm...cheese

Woo!

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

"All in the reflexes....."

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

I'm getting mixed Street Fighter / Big Trouble in little China vibes from this one

woo!

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mugatu, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:40, archived)

BALROG!!!

*spinning bird kicks*

woo! i've seen chunder's boobies!
:)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:40, archived)

Everyone's seen those.

She the slut.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:45, archived)

i remember watching the animated movie for the first time bout 7 years ago

and getting goosebumps when Ryu faces off against Sagat right at the begining
oh i'm such a geek

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:47, archived)

Sagat charges....screaming like a loon....chest bleeding......

....Ryu charges up.....music kicks in.....BA-DOOM!

heeh :D

But, yeah, I only watched if for the shower scene.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:52, archived)

it was everything i ever dreamed it would be.....

and then when alpha came out on the PS2
and you could play Ken & Ryu Vs Balrog
oh the joy!!

Vega *MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

Want to join my club?

I know you loved your raccoon dearly...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:48, archived)

you bloody put it down ya big meanie!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:53, archived)

It was rabid!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:58, archived)

Chunder?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:54, archived)

sorry

i thought everyone called Chun Lee, Chunders

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:55, archived)

HAH HAH! "Chunners". You mean; "CHUNNERS"

"Chunders" means "throw up"

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:57, archived)

i know that silly bollox!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:01, archived)

WILD HA... w00

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:40, archived)

10 second frame swap amin

i hate David Blaine.
Have fun with the all the errors in the text.

(waxdart hello., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

is david blaine doing a new trick?

i never noticed as i've not checked the news
i've been too busy here on B3ta! :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:30, archived)

This^^

who's the New President of Englerica then?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

^this

Can someone fill me in please?

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

*fills in pachey*

*wipes bloodied fists on passing kitten*

i feel so much better now all
that pent up aggresion is out of my system

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

!!!!!!

!!!!!!!

*frowns*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:35, archived)

well i did loose my car keys

i'm a very annoyed person :O

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:36, archived)

Well you're not going to find them up there

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:36, archived)

i'm not gonna find 'em anywhere!

*breaks down*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

it's not broken down

you just lost the keys, remember!

I think there's some willful misinterpretation of "fills in" going on

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:40, archived)

i have no way of making it go putt putt anymore

so it may as well be borked :(
EDIT:
SORRY PACHEY
in my rush to post and do work i mistook you for Ptolemy.....

*goes to find Ptolemy for a good filling in

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:41, archived)

Flowerpot does that too

(Mixes us up that is)

No need to apologise. :)

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:46, archived)

offers pink sticky plaster and tube of savlon

*damn these hands!!*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:48, archived)

wait!

That's no savalon!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:50, archived)

haha!

deep heat!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:15, archived)

*tuts severely*

*gets mop*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:35, archived)

not a haircut i would choose myself though

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

you're a mullet man

I can tell.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:41, archived)

He's a one minute man

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:48, archived)

Blaine underwater for 7 days

given oxygen and food
will hold his breath at the end for 9 minutes while escaping handcuffs
everyone will call him an attention seeking cunt

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

Cheers

Too bad about the oxygen and food.

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:36, archived)

Indeed

but with luck it will all go wonderfully wrong

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:40, archived)

Oh, he's decided to be under water for a week.

Not much of a stunt really. He'll just get really wrinkled.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

he's also going to hold his breath underwater for nine minutes at the end

However, it's probably not possible to damage his brain any further, so that's not much of a stunt, either.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

don't joke about that sort of thing

(waxdart hello., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

Fuck David Blaine.

And Woo.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

top stuff butters

woo and yay!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

haha

wonderful

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Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:33, archived)

haha noice

how I wish this was true!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:33, archived)

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Mousing, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

WIN!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

up, up and awa..

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

In my beautiful

my beautiful
balloon

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:37, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:45, archived)

Hurrah!

Hot ride in my air balloooooooon

Your hats still rock, o queen of hats

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:46, archived)

YES!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:36, archived)

Oh good god YES

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:46, archived)

hahha what a prize twunt!

I love the fact when he was in a box in london we threw kebabs at him!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

It would be so tempting to fly to NY

and airdrop a load of snaping turtles into the bowl

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:35, archived)

consider it done,

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

Name that tune

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:27, archived)

chattanooga choo choo

spelling?

(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:28, archived)

Correct! And you spelt Chattanooga correctly

You win all teh prizes.*

*Actual prizes may vary in existing.

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

pardon me boy!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:35, archived)

chat can toast jews

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:28, archived)

TOAST????

TOAST???????

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

I have to admit I thought it could be toast.....

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

well, what is it then?

looks like toast
*sniffs*
smells like toast

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

that looks nothing like toast!

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Mousing, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:33, archived)

it does to me

*turns down monitor brightness*
oh, it's nougat!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:37, archived)

Mag tin some stuff jews?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:28, archived)

Mag tin cheese rabbi rabbi

No, I'm stumped.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

Chat-can-nougat-'cho-'cho!

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

Chatcannougatjewjew.

Just because I can't spell the real thing.
Woo.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

chattin some sort of confectionary jew jew?

nougat

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

Crappy magazine Can Nougat Jew Jew

*grooms*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

CHAT TIN NOUGAT JEW JEW

or chattanooga choo choo

(Spikey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:30, archived)

Yays

Everybody up here calls it nugget and they're just fucking wrong

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:30, archived)

Up where?

On the moon or something?

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

Hahaha

Scotchland

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

hmmmmmm.....scotch

*goes home to get "hair of the dog" whiskey*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:36, archived)

isn't there a special nasty scotch nougat

that is called nugget or am I suffering false mammaries again?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

Dunno

As far as i know everyone calls it nugget. I call it nougat though because I'm a secret English

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:40, archived)

AHHA...*kills with death*

*thinks* Hold on! I'm Ingerlish as well

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:41, archived)

AHAHAHA

*kills back*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:42, archived)

hahahahahaha!

you should hear me talking, you won't catch me using a Dumfries accent!*

*unless I'm drunk

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:42, archived)

Do you have a scottish accent?

I've been up here since I was 6, I've lost my English accent, but I'm certainly not picking up a Dumfries one, it's retarded

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:44, archived)

wait, are you me?

I moved up there when I was 7, I developed a sort of generic scottish accent, but now it's mostly gone away again as I've been in London over 9 years.
Gets stronger when I'm drunk, up there, or speaking to my father.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:53, archived)

we could only hope!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:37, archived)

periodicalcontainerconfectionerysupplicantsupplicant?

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:31, archived)

Look at me, being all gay and hippie.

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DaSchop gippie, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:23, archived)

where did you get that picture of me, you goddamn hippy?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

All of teh GHAY!

*Bums*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

Gippie!

Giiiiiiipppppppie.

this could be the new emo

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

lovely

nice colours

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Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:25, archived)

GAY HIPPIE!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:27, archived)

*looks*

Nice

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:28, archived)

Previously.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

that rocks

you rock
superb

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Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

hahahaha

I think I love you
But what am i so afraid of?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

you're afraid that your not sure of

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:21, archived)

a love there is no cure for?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:23, archived)

but it's not what life is made of

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:25, archived)

butters losing his cock in the depths of your flabby cavern of an arsehole?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:22, archived)

But I would ♥ that

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:25, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:27, archived)

Fab!

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Mousing, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:21, archived)

That made me laugh quite loudly.

lql!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:21, archived)

Cocking ace!

WOO

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:21, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Flowers on the razor wire

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:21, archived)

I hate it when that happens

I'm on my fifth pair of legs now

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:21, archived)

*pulls freebies third leg*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:22, archived)

*feels oddly detached*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

watch it

he spat on me when I did that

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

bloody llamas...........

hear the bell end,
it's a ringing

all the spluff
it be bringing

wanking along
singing this song
wanking in a wanky wonderland

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:25, archived)

Later on

if you wanna
we could dress
like madonna
we'll put on our clothes
our silk pantyhose
walking round in womens underwear

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

ha ha ha ha!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

This is woo

and this is yay
and this is houpla
and panowie*

*I shoulda been a poet

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:22, archived)

Pffft

ace.

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nick the greek, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:22, archived)

*emits a small amount of urine*

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:22, archived)

I likey ver' moooch!

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mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:23, archived)

Top stuff!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

haha!

brilliant

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mutated monty, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:27, archived)

Love your style

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:28, archived)

even better than the last

I really must get myself some Flash

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:37, archived)

shameful.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

hoorah

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:18, archived)

I knew it

bad people cancel each other out

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Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

hoho,

the cheeky rascal!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

hahahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:22, archived)

in fact...

12.F.UK may have been misinterpreted as want to fuck - could have been entrapment! Bloody paedo

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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:38, archived)

whassat then?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

Pirates of pensance

Whatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwin?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

hahahahahaha I love 4dam's responses to bilbobarneybobs posts

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

correct

you win a lifetime subscription to Big Boys Unshopped

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

Bah!

I've already go that.

What about 60 Plus?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:27, archived)

Piemice

by david pennant

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

pierats hof pensants

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

Pirates of Penzance

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nick the greek, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

Leaky pie fighting rodants washed-up telly star pens ants

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:18, archived)

best reponse

for making me giggle lots wins
a highlighter pen

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

groomer

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

no - highlighter

a green one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:23, archived)

Yay!

*draws*

(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:26, archived)

Please enjoy a nice cup of tea

first post.....

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b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:14, archived)

haha

best first post ever!
That's wonderful

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Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:15, archived)

Ooh how rare!

That make giggle like a loon

Welcome!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:15, archived)

*enjoys*

woo! stay a while!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

Nice hat!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

haha top-notch! welcome to b3ta :)

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mugatu, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

"It's a bit milky."

Woo and Welcome to you!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

quali tea first post

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:23, archived)

Toot toot - I think she's winning!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:11, archived)

baby boooooom!

woo :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:12, archived)

Power slide!!

Yay!

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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

*dodges red shell*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:14, archived)

*awaits cardboard boxes*

Woooo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:14, archived)

yay

that's fabulous!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:15, archived)

Thank you,

Its my daughter, She's on babyvsbaby.com...... dont quite know why I'm telling you this.....

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oooooooooooooooooooooooooowm

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:15, archived)

hahahaha

yay!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

If anyone else said this......

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mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:06, archived)

apart from millions of devout christians

that do say that?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:08, archived)

ha, those CRAAAAAYYYZZZEEEEE

christians, eh?

what will they do next?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

invade Iran

well, the ones over there did *points*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

what about

the hundreds of devout atheists who invaded Iraq?

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:14, archived)

they were just following orders

*whistles innocently*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:15, archived)

arf!

*orders them to make me a cuppa instead*
..
..
..

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

devout atheists?

*puzzles*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:28, archived)

I don't think they've tried embassy burning (bumming?)

It appears to be en vogue, perhaps a future direction for followers of Christ?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 2 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

no, that was 500 odd years ago

they've done it.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:14, archived)

Avoid the phrase

"Holy Crusade" until things settle down.

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mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:15, archived)

too late!

Jihad!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

you're not the boss of me now!

you're not the boss of me now!
you're not the boss of me now!
and you're not soo big
life is unbearable.....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:11, archived)

life is unfair
so I just stare........

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:12, archived)

i think i'll go and eat a worm....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

make sure it's not a Doctor

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

i found one that keeps shouting at clouds

and passing Nazis

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

Nobody likes me

everybody hates me
I'm going out to eat worms

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:18, archived)

haha

nice head wiggling action

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Milkman Dan, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

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