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# Thats Sick...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:59, archived)
# bigger
please?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:00, archived)
# No
It's been 4½ years, but it's still not funny.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:00, archived)
# I've retracte my previous statement
on the grounds that you make more sense
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Why thankyou!
It's not often that someone says that to me :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Its not very often Ill say it to YOU!
haha, *friendly thump* you know i'm only joshing!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# AAIIIEEEEE!
Not on my disease arm! Now it's all gone fallen-offy!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:34, archived)
# tee hee
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# *bums*
*harder than ever* - sorry not funny still
*bums some more*
*films*
*profits*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:05, archived)
# *buys*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:07, archived)
# how many copies
do you want
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# 6 1/2 please!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:13, archived)
# *on way
plus you get a special treat, JAFFA CAKES
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:20, archived)
# *intercepts jaffas*
3. Profit :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:25, archived)
# I admit
Its a bit cheap...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:07, archived)
# government planned
or terror attack!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# hmm
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# pfffft.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# 9/10!
Totally 9/10!

I'd bang him!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:12, archived)
# ^with a
frying pan.


oh... hold on a sec...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# *SSPPAANNNGG!!!!*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:17, archived)
# i
was thinking more along the lines of 'sizzle'
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Now with added *spang*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:28, archived)
# no,
that would be added 'spong'.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Pfft!
As if he didn't have enough troubles already...

Who is he, anyway?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Whats that famous burnt mans name again?
I can never remember it...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Joan of Arc
oh no, hang on, she was a wimmins
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:41, archived)
# simon
'The Firestarter' welsh dood in falklands war 1982 ish... got a bit heated
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:48, archived)
# ...Weston
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Tonight on "Before They Was Famous"...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Yay, Mike Skinner.
Never fails to cheer me up : )
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:02, archived)
# He's dead good at gramer
He just perposely says stuff rong becoz he finks it makes him seem dead norven and cool.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:03, archived)
# an wots
rong wiv dat den?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# the only thing is
there's no grammar mistake in this thread so far, only lots of spelling mistakes ;)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:19, archived)
# true...
I think we may need to quickly create one, what say you?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Now theirs a plan.
Your a clever one.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Not even
"Before they was famous"?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:28, archived)
# i am a scummy pea roaster


the person who drew this has never seen the Fonz.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:58, archived)
# WTF hahah rofl Hatstand!
*stares blankly, licking ice cream*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:59, archived)
# So you didn't draw it?
And you're reposting it?

You're reposting something that isn't even yours?

*explodes*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:00, archived)
# *steals a few select remnants
of SSS's body, and runs off to play.* Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha, thats so perverse.
Do you have plans to share them with your sister?

(I really must visit this Norfolk, it sounds incredible.)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:03, archived)
# No. I don't share anything with my sister.
Apart from bodily fluids and the occasional rash.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Awww.
But sharing is caring!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:05, archived)
# yes it is
but the dick doctor said he had to take his own medicine otherwise it would never lose the sores
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Aww am i stuck with the unwated bits?
HOW COME YOU GET THE EARS!

:'(
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
#
Click for my site.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:55, archived)
# is he
a witness then?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahaa!
Yay! thats really quite lovely.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Arf!
Poor wolf looks knackered. Woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:58, archived)
# haha
magic
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Did some one..........
.........say my name?

Woo.

*relurks*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Where's the third piggy?
Is he off down the shops?
Or did Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall get his hands on him?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Awwww
Poor wolf, and lying piglets!

They have no hairs, chin- or otherwise!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:50, archived)
# You am
teh funni clever
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 0:48, archived)
# He looks just like his mum

Better in Firefox
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# dont you mean
mong?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# She does look rather...
...unsettling
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Fucking hell, thats terrifying.
Also: 'Ning m'dears!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# 'ning!
I can only make scary things lately. I don't aim to make them scary :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# : )
Scary can be good.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
I know someone who looks like that.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Ahh, but which one though?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:47, archived)
# The woman
with babys head.

In fact the resemblamce is freaky, im not gonna be able to keep a straight face next time i see her.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Hahaha, i love it when hat happens!
I have a friend who looks like the

O RLY? owl!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:51, archived)
# keke
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Whats all this keke business?
Isn't that what spaniards say in chatrooms?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Its an in-joke in World of Warcraft.
i never realy got it myself, but apparently its like 'hehehe' but in japanese or something.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Oh.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Thats what i said when i realised only people
like me get that.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Actually
It's a typo/version of "hehehe" I believe, and was /probably/ first seen in StarCraft multiplayer (ie YEARS before WoW). Normally used in such phrases as "KEKEKEKEKE ZERG RUSH ^______^".
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Its usually followed by
XDDDDDDDDDDDD

And then a massive war in /1 general about how all spanish are 12 year old cunts. Ah good times.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Not quite
I... I'm ashamed that I know this.

In WoW, you've got the two sides, Horde and Alliance. You can't communicate with the enemy, so when you type something, anyone from the other side just sees gibberish which is generated by swapping around letters or something.
"Kek" is what an Alliance player sees when a Horde player says "lol".

Fascinating, I'm sure you'll agree.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Argh you made me cough
I have a cough, and laughing makes me cough.

Damn you!



(woo!)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Me too.
I went to school with someone who looked just like that. Scary stuff.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:52, archived)
# argh
that lower one is very scary
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Well
he'll look like that at 40
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:50, archived)
# It looks like
that one off Big Brother that went on to do porn and that.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Yes!
The Geordie foetus that shagged the thick hippie!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:08, archived)
# I can't remember
I mean this one:
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Ahhhh
I meant this one:

Jesus, that's scary. Put the two together and you've got my 'shop
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Burn it!
Woo.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
That made me laugh...
...like a baboon!
*clickings*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:03, archived)
# We love him
Oh we do

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# its the remarcably stale matt lucas!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# It's actually
Duncan Goodhew's bonce atop our fave politician you see there. I wouldn't dirty my self with Matt Lucas.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# I like this.
Fact.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:55, archived)
# 304k
Naughty!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Damn
They noticed...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Some smudged paint and an inappropriate hand gesture
and Rolf's career was over

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# .
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *inhales* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# hahahaha
hahaha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Seinfeld.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:51, archived)
# great
reminds me of the bit from father ted
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Methinks
I have gone too far.

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Hull

Now!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Where
IS mr Glitter, it looks his cup o' tea
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# I thought he liked the girlies
or is he a ham toucher too?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:40, archived)
# no this is his cup of tea:
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Is that you
as a child?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Haha no
that would be even wrongerer.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Phew,
thank fuck for that!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Why,
Hello! Fancy meeting YOU here!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:59, archived)
# oh hello!
fancy! How are you dear?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# .
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:34, archived)
# EEEEEW
Thats shocking, even for you.

(Thank god the puns ended)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Aw....You said you loved my puns...
oh no, wait. It was my balls. Sorry. Forget the puns.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# *forgets the pu....oh god, what am I saying?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Streuth!


and Laguna Hills is not to far from here. Top Googlin'
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# thats pretty bad


well done.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# a,
bysmal. w00!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
# the power of the mind
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:34, archived)
# How very strange.
Woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Too subtle?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Are the ambulance men
in her bouquet?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# definately
i can't see an ambulance anywhere
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:34, archived)
# *views properties*
*dies*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
# I still don't know who that is
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Yeah me too
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Too far.
Much too far.

(Made me laugh once I'd read the filename)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# The Sound Of MooSick
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# YAY!
I'm somehow embarassed at how much I laughed at this!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:49, archived)
# I like this
But I don't know why.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Bush and the World Wide Web against Terrorism

Mind control ala Bush
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:28, archived)
# FUCKING YES!!!
LENS FLARE!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Thought I'd do another Tattoo
Plus had to get this guys and his moobs on display!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# ROFLROO!
Those moobs make me

reallyreallreallywannazigazigah
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:30, archived)
# DANCE!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Dance Purp dance!
EDIT: am i allowed to put B3TA.com on my jobb application as a community that i belong to?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Yes, but what if they come here?
WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF YOU!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# erm....



yes
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Not
if it's a job you want to get.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# what's the job?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Hairdresser
(trainee)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
*ahem*

Good luck!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Eat shit Missy! lolol
its good earnin's

Im in it for the munnies
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:31, archived)
# laugh out loud or lactate?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Are you gay?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# No, why?
Why the hell do i have to be gay to work in a salon?

Huh? HUH!?

*readies poking stick*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:40, archived)
# lolol?
Is that like the lettuce?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# yes, yes it is!
EDIT: didnt mean to sound mean btw
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha.
No worries...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Not if its a jobb (sic) you would
actually want or would like to keep
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# put the mafia
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# "Hallo mah baby, hallo mah hunny..."
nice.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Hello!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Hello again!
Did you get over the busy spell in the end?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Erm not really
I just made more crappy pictures. Did you see where I managed to sneak one?

Didyoudidyoudidyoudidyoudidyou?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:28, archived)
# I did!
But completely forgot until you just said. Have a BIG FUCKING CONGRATULATIONS! And a giant hug too : )
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Hurrah!
*accepts hug with GLEE*

All the best people have one front page, despite what waspy says
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:31, archived)
# This is so damn true.
Any more and I think they just get a bit arsey.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# hurrah!
*jives*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:25, archived)
# : D
More wotsits dancing on their sides p;lease!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# maybe later
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:34, archived)
# DANCE TEIM!
*dances*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Run little man, run!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# more like:
"fwank you mista gwitta"

heehee
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:13, archived)
# QED:
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Needs
man-milk.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# please excuse me:
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# You utter
freaks! You seem more sick than Glitter himself
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:29, archived)
# er, ok, sooo
no i'm not
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ah nevermind
rather that stand up for my morals in a vain attempt to get you to stop this sickening, horid line of 'jokes', i suppose i could just cilck the ignore button
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# oh
sorry, but thought everything was fair game on here!

do you really come to b3ta in search of teh morals?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# ha ha ha ha


I done that :D
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Though the tattoos could do with a bit of tarting up
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# More annoying than that tit called Wolf.

(Edit: Slowed down a tad)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:08, archived)
# *tries to stop blinking*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# a but quick



perhaps
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Charles Clarke Again
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:02, archived)
# shopped pictures only please!
woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:11, archived)

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