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(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Thass COCKING marvelous!

Woo!



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# you sed COcK!
heheheheh
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Ooh!
so did you! you big nawwty!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Cockerel?
/left out
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# *invites Jessie to join in*


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# woo to this
and the one above

'ning
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:43, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
blueberry pies!
*stand by me*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# *stands*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# I won't cry,
I won't cry
No I won't shed a tear
Just as long
...as you stand
........Stand by me
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# hoorah!
it's got pie in it and everything

do you think he's had too much pie flung at him that he is completely non-plussed?

woo yay ullustration and animation!!

*click*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahah
top of the toonin!

Well done1
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Woo
Why is he not smiling?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# his face is burning
and stuck like that.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# because he dropped some pie!
Dur!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# That's so unrealistic
Prescott would never allow food to go waste!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
'tis fab! *hugs*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# thanks babe
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:47, archived)
# yay for Carthage
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Your badge isn't working sir!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Heathen
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Mine is!
'lo all!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:35, archived)
# YaY!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# fixeded?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Yep!
Welcome to the club \o/
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# !
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# send me the application forms then...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
We ALL know you can't write!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:44, archived)
# i have absolutely no interest in anything you have to say
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sulker!

*pokes with stick*


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:49, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Respect teh raccoons
...and apply one of these to your profile

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:44, archived)
# tis done my love x
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:50, archived)
# who
is this racoon. where can i find out more about him?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:54, archived)
# *taps nose*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Raccoons is people
Respect them

...and if you show evidence of respecting their raccoony goodness, then you may be considered for membership to TRASH
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Happy toast?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:33, archived)
# yay!
Have a purple highlighter


it's a bit too dark for highlighting though
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# I got
one of them! you're right they're quite dark.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Haha
He's on fucking fire!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:34, archived)
# HE'S ON ...
woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Damn it!
I forgot my bread in the toaster! Hope my house hasn't burned down.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Yippee!
He's not very good at i-sketch, you know . . .


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# *raises glass*
*toasts*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Ming! denies it all
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Haha
This makes a whole lot of sense!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:20, archived)
# as opposed to Yardley
who make Scents?

you know, scents, as in perfume? Yardley? Perfume?

Oh forget it......


*wanders off*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:33, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Tony luvs teh CDC
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:12, archived)
# he looks so surprised
remember kids

voting day tomorrow

vote Yardley, you know it makes scents
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Yes vote
sense ...

/pedant
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Div
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Surely
this is a totally new phenomenon... the CRC or "crudely rendered cock"?

CDC for the new millennium!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Tony needs to brush his teeth
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I believe he's about to
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# join the club
It's what he would have wanted
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:34, archived)
# criminy
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Will it ever stop ejaculating?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:19, archived)
# No,
this is the ejaculator 3000. It produces spaff using solar energy.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Cor!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:30, archived)
# it's got 'the gush'
*Jam
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# according to s club 7 about 5 years ago
Jo has got "the flow"
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:47, archived)
# wonderful
a whole new level of cerebral humour. bravo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Cor a CDC on the front page!
Well done!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
He has the Gush!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:46, archived)
# indeed!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Fucking brilliant
Wooooo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:51, archived)
# that's not crudely drawn.
it's rendered.
so woo.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:43, archived)
# That CDC gives me strange ideas...
"How does Glade® Cock® Home Fragrancer work?
Glade® Cock® Home Fragrancer uses a totally new technology for home fragrancing. Fragrance seamens contained in replaceable refill bottles are atomized using an ultrasonic micro pumper, filling the whole room with a light, pleasant goo. The micro pumper is very roughly controlled by a small, sweaty man from leeds that ensures each squirt of fragrance is the same consistency. It also ensures that the timing between squirts is exactly what the user selected with the five-position intensity switch located on the length. The pumper and circuit need very little power to operate, which allows a man's hand to operate the diffuser for up to two complete refills. All of these features help deliver the benefit of consistent freshening, all day, every day, everywhere you want"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:29, archived)
# They're marching on London!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Pah!
If you destroy my kitten army they will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Foxes will win the day.
Fact!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:04, archived)
# I would pay a lot of money
too see a pack of foxes set on a countryside alliance member.

Better still, foxes on horses chasing them for miles and miles and miles first.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Would you pay
sixteen pounds?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Yes

*fumbles in pockets


*stops


*goes and gets money from the table.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:08, archived)
# I can't do a fox on a horse
because I couldn't find a good source image of fox legses. :(
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Ah, I think I see where you've gone wrong

I meant REEEEEEEALLY see

Like in the real world not this fabricated web of tissues that we dwell in.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:19, archived)
# *wipes cock on tissues*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:26, archived)
# this is germany
not france

*revolts*

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Are you sure?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:13, archived)
# it is here
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Noes....!

You'll never defeat teh fluff
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Yay!
Go teh Fluff
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Yes!
Fight for teh fluff little guy!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Haha
He looks so proud.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Saw this in a magazine yesterday
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

So I had to add a mole.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:59, archived)
# You should have left off the last bit
:D
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:05, archived)
#

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Cruel bastard
WOO!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:23, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooo
don't do it!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Bonjour!
Bless - they haven't had a holiday for ten years...


Clickez Ici pour le Grande


Les Forrens! Clickez Ici pour la Story dans le BBC
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:49, archived)
# C'est tres bon!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Bien sur!
c'est magnifique!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:24, archived)
# haha
I saw that

and as a consequence I am going to eat chicken at lunch :)

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# C'est magnifique!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:54, archived)
# haw hee haw hee haw!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:54, archived)
# i like ta moo've it moo've it
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:56, archived)
# You've got no cock!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:00, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Cheesy I would imagine
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Le hoots!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Look, it goes both ways!*

*like a bisexual
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:42, archived)
# 'coff
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:44, archived)
# In all fairness, I didn't just reverse the image. I put some honest work into animating it.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Wouldn't it be better posted
on CGTalk's game art Work in Progress forum?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:07, archived)
# No.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:26, archived)
# a talking finger!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I've seen that before on a Tutorial website
is it yours?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:46, archived)
# No you haven't. =P
And yes it is.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:46, archived)
# well, in that case
it's excellent
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:47, archived)
# You're kidding me....
Someone actually complimented my work? Wow. You're the first person not to make a sarcastic remark about it.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:49, archived)
# y'know I have to say I didn't see the point of this the first time it was posted
I am no more enlightened on this third posting
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:47, archived)
#
third 17th
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# *Barneys*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:48, archived)
# I like this
but surely the motion is more suited to flinging cows?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:48, archived)
# This on a fucking stick
make it fling a cow!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:50, archived)
# I give permission to anyone. Not that you'd need it.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Colours a bit shit
And its actually a person in a cow suit but you get the idea.

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:01, archived)
# WINNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:07, archived)
# !!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Cor!
very nice indeed!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:58, archived)
# I like this
but i prefered the version with the cock
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:59, archived)
# game res 3D
is gay
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Mmmmmm... tastes like... career advancement
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:40, archived)
# if only they
didn't use nail polish

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:41, archived)
# No!



Vote Admiral Drew Peacock
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Waiter!
there's a cunt in my soup!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:27, archived)
# How does he smell?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:28, archived)
# like seaweed
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:28, archived)
# alaska
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
# jamaica
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
# only on sundays
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:31, archived)
# dubai?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:32, archived)
# or not dubai?
that's a very good proposition

but without a definite article in the subclause to identify the juxtaposition, it's hard to tell
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:33, archived)
# i find frivolous spending
quite cathartic
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Yes, ancient Carthage was good at that

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Yay for Carthage
'ning Waspy
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:46, archived)
# nnnNing Bobs

I like a bit of Greek if you know what I mean.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# *greeks*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Erm
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:00, archived)
# hahah
there's a fly in mine:

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
# After 7 days, they release the shark!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:21, archived)
# top shop sir!
if only
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:22, archived)
#
if only
if only
if only
you would stop saying
if only
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# then You wouldn't be
so lonely
so lonely
so lonely
so lonely

and bony
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:25, archived)
# i do need to put on some weight actually....
*scoffs*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:26, archived)
# my little pony skinny and bony, erogenous and foamy
/sextoys
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:27, archived)
# made out of plastic
and given to spastics
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
# trust you, you horse murderer
how're you?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Not bad, squire,
not bad.
You?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:32, archived)
# busy but good thanks
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:33, archived)
# *glues*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:31, archived)
# *sniffs*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:33, archived)
# *faints*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:34, archived)
# *dresses BBB up as a lady while he's unconcious*

*probably mis-spells unconcious*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:37, archived)
# hoorah!
I am a a lady! *edit* unconscious


also: www.b3ta.com/board/5889534 what's going on - it's scaring me!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:38, archived)
# You've got an admirer!
Does it scare you as much as this?:

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:40, archived)
# scares me more
but that does give me the fear!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:41, archived)
# dammit
you've got me started already!

*Slowly fwaps*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
'ning!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:49, archived)
# nnnNing 4dam

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:33, archived)
# sue lawley
sue lawley
sue lawley
sue lawley
sue lawley
sue lawley
sue lawley
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
# haha
brilliant shark

and we can wish

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:25, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:26, archived)
# ha ha!!
nice one! :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
And a 'woo' for Tarsus, too.

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:42, archived)
# oh go on then...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:26, archived)
# This still makes me smile
even though I've seen it lots of times now
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nicely shopped.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:29, archived)
# that poor shark
nicely done
woo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:44, archived)
# If only
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Now that is very good indeed
and prevokes an "...if only!"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:45, archived)
# ...and it's good morning from him
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:12, archived)
# blue clarey in the outlet by the light switch.....
:)
'ning freebs
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:13, archived)
# 'ning Ironman
You gotta make your own music
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:14, archived)
# DOYALIKE aGOOD MUSIC!!!!!!!!!?
yeah it's ok i spose
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:14, archived)
# have you finished
my hat yet?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Who
watches over you
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:50, archived)
# oh dear, that is simply
wonderful

*purrs*

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:13, archived)
# and i never even touched your pussy!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:14, archived)
# haha
have you finished my hat?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:15, archived)
# *picks up needle*
*wipes away fluff*
*replaces onto Neon's broken record...*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha
'ning!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# wotcha!
;)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:19, archived)
# *cries*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# *collects tears*
*sells on Ebay*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:20, archived)
# For god's sake man
make that man a goddam hat!!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:21, archived)
# i bloody well did already!!
now he wants it animated!!

:)
i'm on a hat break, i'll finish Neon's at some point
but hey, it's no fun if you can't tease :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# send us a sneak preview?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# why don't you come round mine for a
taster.....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:28, archived)
# here you go
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:33, archived)
# was that Ironman's?
I thought you did that?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:35, archived)
# he made it for me
as I was half way through making one when photoshop/imageready was removed from my work PC
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:41, archived)
# YAY
*loves*

*coughs*

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:27, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I thought you were making your own hat?
What ever happened to that?

Ooh that rhymes
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I have modded that hammer
but it is taking time, as we have had photoshop removed at work
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:29, archived)
# ^ this ^
you are a poet
you just don't know it
lips on my cock
deep breath and blow it
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
#
But that would only inflate your dong
You fucking useless retarded mong
To get it hard enough to fuck
Surely I would have to suck?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:35, archived)
# bend down
and touch your toes
deep breath..
and up it goes
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:39, archived)
# the first verse is oh so stolen but the rest is me
It's late at night
feel my need
to enter the cat
and disgorge my seed

Late last night
My cat miaowed
as she found out
im well endowed

I think you must know
Your cat may squeal
because the injuries caused
will not heal

My cat was fiesty
she did squirm
but my aim was good;
she now wears sperm

she really did suffer
your cat is hurt
it's just not right
and you should have learnt
that there is more to life
than blowing your fat
and getting your thrills
with some poor old cat


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:37, archived)
# You strange, strange man :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:44, archived)
# meh
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:49, archived)
# blame
you
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:44, archived)
# qin qin wo?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:48, archived)
# NO
you bastard
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:08, archived)
# What about a Boaby Sooker?
wo yao yi sheng yi si ai ni
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:15, archived)
# hehe where did you learn it?
you know theres another version in number:5201314
520=wo ai ni
1314=yi sheng yi shi
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:30, archived)
# 775885
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:33, archived)
# *blushes*
hehehhehe
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# :) hehe

*stare at you holding your face with thumbs slightly touching your lips*grumbling:qin qin wo...but better after you shave your beard which will stab me painly...hehe




qin qin wo=kiss me
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# I just did that in the office and my boss touched my pee pee
I enjoyed it, but i don't think he did because he is now looking at me with disgust. I blame you
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:18, archived)
# wft?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Shut up!
you've got brainwashed by Sewer!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:23, archived)
# Blame you!
i should just treat you always like a Icehill.cold cold cold
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# That makes me sad.
Blame me for what?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:53, archived)
# :
Shut up!
you've got brainwashed by Sewer!
( 4dam - Filthy and nicotine free -, Wed 3 May, 9:23, Ignore, Reply)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:01, archived)
# That's not me!
I'm "4dam - I prefered Cyril Sneer -"

You should always treat me like a volcano.hot hot hot
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:06, archived)
# hehe
you cheeky bastard

hehe
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:14, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:19, archived)
# wtf?
wtf?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:25, archived)
# wtf?
wtf?
wtf?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:27, archived)
# wtf?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Why always shit yourself in this way?!
funny?
you have to?
you couldnt help?
you havent a Break=Controllingbat?

You only know Playing Piano?!
why eveerytime i requested and begged you,only can make things worse?

Dont keep in this way any more!
its likely to get some mental diseases,you know?!

WHATS YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER?
i can count the time difference,CALL YOU SOMETIMES,OK?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:22, archived)
# ah it all makes sense now
yeah, call me, my number's in the Dictionary,

under Flaggelation
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# There are some absolute belters if you read through
their old posts. I can't work out if it's a troll or a real foreign
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:26, archived)
# I 'm still so terribly confused
It's too early for this kind of thing
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:27, archived)
# too early?heh
what you should always be so confused?

what im in rage shouting at you,you are unhappy;when i am trying to be closer with you,which let you feel im to flirtatious

then what way should be in?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:35, archived)
# I'm scared now
You're scaring me
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:37, archived)
# I think Bilbo likes you
but he's just too shy to say so.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:38, archived)
# he's too scary - and speaks in tongues
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:40, archived)
# I think it's a lady
And, if not a troll, of Oriental descent
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:47, archived)
# im trying to
kiss your tongue into my cherry
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:48, archived)
# thats
what is just the Fuck
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:28, archived)
# I see your little house and raise you

Little Hos on the prairie
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# thundercats
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Can I
have the chick in the german maiden outfit? :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I detest that man
'ning!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# yeah so do I
It was going to be little house on the fairy, and he was the only one I could think of that most people would recognise
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:21, archived)
# oh my
pun away
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:21, archived)
# "Hey, pass it on!"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:59, archived)
# *shares*
woo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:00, archived)
# *joys*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:00, archived)
# *bums*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:16, archived)
# bolloks
all i have is shit aids
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:03, archived)
# i'll swap you bad aids for a flid arm, and an ingrown toenail
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:06, archived)
# left or right foot?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:07, archived)
# right
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
# does is hurt all the time
or just when knocked?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:12, archived)
# only when knocked
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# thats a
bobby-dazzler of a deal
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Good Aids with me!
GOOD AIDS!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
# have a loveheart
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:06, archived)
# I bet they all
smoke

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:06, archived)
# need more

lubrication
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:08, archived)
# terrible joke
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:11, archived)
# No joke
from here
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:14, archived)
# yeah
magenta cigarettes
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Hmmm
*opens Photoshop
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:15, archived)
# I believe I am taking CDC technology to a new level


New with added SPAFF® technology
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:43, archived)
# Needs more SATELLITE DISHES.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:43, archived)
# give this man a nobel prize
cdc....bringing nations together
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:45, archived)
# mmmm
i think that would also bring people together. more people should share their aids
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:46, archived)
# crikey
if a lady used that she would either puke or explode

better start some lab trials

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:46, archived)
# some labia trials
you mean
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:49, archived)
# are you a german
stand-up comic?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:51, archived)
# ah you have seen my show in Hamburg yes?
do you know my catch phrase?

"Not just a chicken! - a Cheeky Chicken!"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:53, archived)
# I dislike german humour
it is like watch ant and dec over and over again

EDIT: please tell me you aren't a german stand up comic

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:56, archived)
# sounds bad!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Eggads!
The brilliant spunking cock of the future. Kudos!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:51, archived)
# Think you could give this a go when you've got that perfected?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:58, archived)
# Hah!
Good one. I keep thinking I'll do one with Conda Rice but I can't seem to find any vids of her.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:59, archived)
# That's because no one has ever captured a wild Condi on video
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:01, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:03, archived)
# hahahaha
now there's a movie that needs more magenta
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:45, archived)
# haha fantastic
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:00, archived)
# epilepsy sir?
Just a little bit of rewiring and....


Staring at David Blaine can have serious side effects.
Don't do it, it will only encourage him.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:32, archived)
# haha
he is such a tool

but oh so funny

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:36, archived)
# excellent work
SPACK
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Haha
Do it again! He's such a fickin wanker.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Meanwhile, back at the CDC Research Lab in Narita
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:17, archived)
# hail to thee
i want a job at teh cdc research lab!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:18, archived)
# looks like
a very very magenta magic mushroom

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:18, archived)
# holy cow

*backs away*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:21, archived)
# is there a model
that also spaffs? or am i jumping ahead of cdc technology?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:24, archived)
# That will be the next version sir!
=)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:26, archived)
# woo!
i am looking forward to it......i've just made myself sound like a gayer.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:28, archived)
# It uses warm yoghurt
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:33, archived)
# does it come with any accessories?
like a crusty old sock. or a spuzz canal aka fake cunt
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:36, archived)
# *flmp
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:09, archived)
# yesterday
someone posted a CDC of jade goodie naked

it was not pretty

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:10, archived)
# jade goody?
her looks make me shit my cereal from my mouth.

'ning folks.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:12, archived)
# she is not the
most attractive beast ever created
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:15, archived)
# tell ya what though...
i'd definitely give her one-armed lezza mum a turn in the sack. it would be like fucking a pirate.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:16, archived)
# is she dressed
up as a clown then that would be even better

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:17, archived)
# i like your way of thinking
the icing on the cake would be to beat her to death with a spatula during the sex act.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:19, archived)
# I really can't top that
without making myself feel queasy

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:23, archived)
# queasy eh?
just be thankful jade goody isn't tubgirl.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:25, archived)
# oh if that is case
use the amputee pirate clown corpse as a practice doll for spludging

(urban dictionary it)

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:30, archived)
# they could make millions..
..if they made a amputee pirate clown corpse barbie. that would be the first thing i rape every morning.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:33, archived)
# The first thing?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:34, archived)
# yes you have been
dropped

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:35, archived)
# my test tube..
..was put in a soda stream machine
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:37, archived)
# fuckinghell

you aint right in the head are you?!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:20, archived)
# Jesus fuck
I hope the gob was at least censored
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:20, archived)
# Is my work so bad

That no one comments on it AT ALL, and instead talks about fucking Jade Goody's mum?

I might go back to bed
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:00, archived)
# ahoy hoy
I like your work, Jade Goody sickens me and talking about her is even worse. Makes me feel like I should read "Heat" or something crappy

*click*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Mornin'
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:06, archived)
# nice rolling effect
woo and yay
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:09, archived)
# what horrible colours for this time of day

And a frightening vision of 6 repeating david blaines

:)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:09, archived)
# KILL KILL KILL

needs more blood but otherwise good, 8/20
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:10, archived)
# 8 out of 20
are you mad?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:11, archived)
# yes
yes i am
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:14, archived)
# Piss poor, son
better luck next time
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:14, archived)
# Is that cunt doing something else?
Or am I imagining odd things?
Or both.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:13, archived)
# he's in a bowl
or something
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:14, archived)
# Blimey
It's time I left my cave. I haven't heard a thing about this. Suppose he'll look a twat as usual :-S
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:16, archived)
# he does
the NYC people are loving it though
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Give them a bagel in a bowl and it's the second coming ;)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 8:18, archived)

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