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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:53, archived)
# I've got that gold clipper.
/unintersting fact of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Gone to Hull
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Woo!
t3h quo!
Where did you get the source pic from?
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:50, archived)
# there's a big version of it here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hieronymus_Bosch
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:05, archived)
# BOSH!
they deserve it, the rotters.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:59, archived)
# No, no
They're just visiting to make sure the sock arrived safely!
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:24, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Teh
quo in madrid - this hangs in the prado musuem - the garden of earthly delights
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 4 May 2006, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
Click for my site.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:40, archived)
# hahahaha
how absolutely BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Joy of the series!
Joy I say!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha
sneaky!
Maybe that's why they attach them to the desk with those little chain things
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# The old woman's saying
"I want cock!"
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Haha.
Indeed she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# But then again...
...don't they all?
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Damn you fairy!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Bloody brill, that is
I forgot it was Wednesday/new comp day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# *glee*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:44, archived)
# YOU THERE!
I have a collaboration I want to talk to you about!!!

mail me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# lucky him!
happy b3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
# 4 YEARS!!!
I'm b3tan OOOOOLLLLDDDD!!!

Thanks, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:57, archived)
# oh....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Indeed I will.
And happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# hooray!!!
*pets*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 May 2006, 22:13, archived)
# supurbluous
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Bush comes out of the closet

Now where were those nukes again Bush?
(Tentative, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:28, archived)
# The USA has 1000's of nukes
I dont think they've ever denied that, so what is your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Now, I hate the thought of sounding like a 4rthurian,
but christ, they move at a rate of knotts don't they.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# these young folk...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
# But, rargh,
everyone's buggered off again, but /talk is still sloooooowww.
*looks around hopelessly for something to do*
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
#
thing unsuspecting young male
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:49, archived)
# I assumed it was a nuclear-powered arse dildo
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Naaaah
That's George W Bush.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:52, archived)
# George best is dead?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:30, archived)
# WHALE + THAMES = ZOMG SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Ning!
or... night I guess
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# yeah whatever!
shit i've got 2 essays that had to be done for yesterday and aaaaaaarghs
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
# That's prettymuch a login requirement here I think
*Wishes he could get started on that essay...*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Feign illness
I skipped three lessons today for "doctors appointments"
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Don't give them the satisfaction of an excuse
just don't turn up. If you keep meeting their demands for attendance next thing you know they'll be expecting the illness to be *real*.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I have it covered
www.fakingtheaids.com
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
# You raise the bar for us all
*Claps*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:47, archived)
# i've not been to school yet this week
and i actually do have the doctors tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# I actually did have one apointment,
and so that gives me excuses for the whole day.

Oh yeah, the magic words for any lateness are family emergency
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Look out Ceaser, trechary! Betrayal I sa...
huh, I appear to be late and several thousand miles off course... well *shit*.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# i heart politics
(I helped save b3ta! tomwaitsfornoman reports reports reports, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

www.nevillesgarden.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:25, archived)
# naturally
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# where do missing glasses go?
?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Fuck me!
What about ball-points?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# *fucks you*
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# *Enjoys*


I got sick of studying.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Christ!

woo yay hurrah for biros.... :/

*looks around* those crazy talk boarders gone?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:28, archived)
# woop de woo!
Astounding and confounding!
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:28, archived)
# I was born there.
You big mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Do you have lots of biros?
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
#
you hence i am a big

--(I helped save b3ta! Brainiac is to overworked to be witty at the moment :


/born in suffolk, essix people = rubbesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:40, archived)
# whoa
that seems to have borked itself rather spectacularly!
i hit "edit" and the reply window had the HTML code for the post in it!
is /board revolting against the /talkers on it?
or has my b3tamonkey gone from being helpful to just another poo flicking simian?
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Do you say "Christ" a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# *licks face*
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# I was born there too
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# me
too..
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 6 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Very Robert Rankin
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Oi
In my poor Yankiness, I don't get the joke. Chelmsford has a pen factory?
(lawless314, Thu 4 May 2006, 1:40, archived)
# Result!!
Take one half brick.

jump on plane

aim aforementioned brick at stupid glass thing.




sorted.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Erm
Sorted Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# I think Warren's Anus
just fell over
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:29, archived)
# very weird
wonder if we`re having big intarnet prublams across teh land

edit: well b3ta`s hops are shit slow from here and I can`t get to warren`s lovely arse at all
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:30, archived)
# OH MY GOD THE INTERNET IS DYING!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Quick! Drink tea!
Solution to all problems. 100% of fact.*

* or at least, it's working for me
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# oh god I hope not....
my phone will start ringing with people asking me if my internet is broke

shit there it goes...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# haha
I hope to god that`s true
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:34, archived)
# yep.. it did...
I'll leave it, in case it comes back up.
it did.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:30, archived)
# pffft
hope they hit him up the bake with another brick
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:29, archived)
# One for the SW geeks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha
But i feel it needs more words
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:20, archived)
# but they
would get in the way of the classic line
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
#  
words ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# AMBOOLANCE!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Good idea!
Lure them out into the open so we can beat them with sticks...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Months of planning ruined!
*Jumps out of window into carefully positioned empty skip*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Cover it with a big, stiff cloth
IT'S A TARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# hahahaha
I love star trek I do!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# are you here all day?
it does need more words
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# wonder what the lyrics will be like

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Ha ha...
as for the lyrics....still crap
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:17, archived)
# I would say they might include
'Cross posting whore'
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:18, archived)
# they also include an underworld song
"shouting
lurker lurker lurker luker
fuck face
lurker lurker lurker luker
fuck face
lurker lurker lurker luker
fuck face
lurker lurker lurker luker"
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:24, archived)
# for people interested in Lost...
after a bit of searching on the Hanso Foundation website (and google) i found this:



LOLZ it sez CDC!
(I helped save b3ta! tomwaitsfornoman reports reports reports, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:14, archived)
# OMG
teh wordz!
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:15, archived)
# *squints*

CDC! LOL - go on and put one in
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Meh!
Get some Ebola down you, that'll sort it.
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# oh ok then


(I helped save b3ta! tomwaitsfornoman reports reports reports, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Apparently
the aforementioned CDC is "willing to intervene"...
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# willingness
contains the word 'willi'
(I helped save b3ta! tomwaitsfornoman reports reports reports, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:37, archived)
# That
it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:43, archived)
# PWEEESE FIX /TALK!
This place is all scarylike

(empty_personality, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:10, archived)
# aaarghh!
Its a board invasion

*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Bored with board? Come to talk!
Tired of Talk? Get board!
(empty_personality, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Oh you /talksters
and your fancy wordlings
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:14, archived)
# It feels like the old days

*surveys urban encroachment*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# *chases with a stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:15, archived)
# I love no hands!


100% Fact
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:59, archived)
# you lot are giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:16, archived)
# aww
do you need teh upload codez?
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Can this be like a conga and we go between the boards?
To the links board next?


/Really should get out more
(I helped save b3ta! Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Hey ho let's go!
(Karl avec un K I am an England fan, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:10, archived)
# la la la la con-ga la la la la con-ga
dahh daaahhh daaaahhh dahh
dahh daaahhh daaaahhh dahh

over to talk!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Doo doo doo
come on and do the conga!
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# *feels naughty*



He's fucking loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# I am moist
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Venereal Disease, by Comma.
I've got VD,
It hurts when I pee,
I fear, if I cough,
My knob will drop off.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Scat Poem, by Comma.
I've pooed in your mother,
I've pooed in your brother,
They smeared it all over their cocks.

They love to see poo,
Oozing like glue,
From the hole in between my buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:12, archived)
# how delightful
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:17, archived)
# bum haiku by Dixon
My bum is hairy
people like to stroke my fur
it makes me jism
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:17, archived)
# That is simply beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Hold it on with gaffer tape
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# But then it would bend out of shape
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Now where would you keep this dropped off appendage?
A jar of some sort?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# I think we all know you'd steal it and put it in your bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# If at all possible
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:08, archived)
# cough while peeing
Get it all over with.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Well of course it fell off
It wasn't yours in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# LALALALALALALAA
words words words words.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Bravo, brave!
Encore!

*Clicks I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Yessss.
Lets do that for all teh words.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:10, archived)
# *claps also*
(Karl avec un K I am an England fan, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *claps like a mong wearing a burgerking crown*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# *attempts to clap*
*misses*

you dirteh young thing, more of this juvenile pillockry i say!
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# I have a burning down there all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Balloonhead, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# PFFT!
(empty_personality, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# *Does teh big nawtie*
Oh my! look! no picture!
(Karl avec un K I am an England fan, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:03, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:04, archived)
# But arent your words beautiful enough to paint a picture?
I think they are
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Awwww.
Isn't that cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# only if there's a thousand of them
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# If a picture paints a thousand words, why can't a paint you?



Cos you're a big fella and that many words don't exist


*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# I shall destroy you little man
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Because you've got fliddy arms and can't reach the paper?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:10, archived)
# You utter shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# I SEE NO SEAMS!!!
'cause theres no picture, huzzah for /talk!
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Vive la revolution!
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# you are a dirty french person
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# OI!
GET YOUR FILTHY PIC OFF OUR POST :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# you lot call this an invasion?
pah...

I fart in your general direction.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Well I don't see the resistance invading
(Karl avec un K I am an England fan, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:10, archived)
# we fart
we don't invade
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:22, archived)
# You can only get away with this if you are a foul-mouthed little girlie
Stick around, you will see how it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# *feels old*
here is a picture then.

(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:42, archived)
# We can only hope.
(rpozz, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Nah
he's nowhere near aerodynamic enough to fly that far...

Woo, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:03, archived)
# That Kenneth Clark
will spit menstrual fluid over our monitors?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Yog Sockkoth, The Eater of Socks.

Big it up

biroart
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# TEH WINNAH!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:02, archived)
# I wish to put my winky in your bottom
How might i go about getting in your pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:02, archived)
# It's all about the
moolah.

£20 with lube
£80 dry
and for £150 your mate can take photos.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha
discworld?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:02, archived)
# A little perhaps, but not really.
The Archchancellor's sock muncher was a bit like an elephant with a funnel. mmmnumf mmunmf.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# I always thought it looked very much like
what you've drawn. Looking back it does mention elephants in the description. Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Please would you draw a Sockkoth repellent
so I can spray it in my drawers (pffft) because I know I definitely have one of those in my house!

Top drawing!
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# that is so good
I don't know what to do
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 0:14, archived)
# yay!
and hooray for Great Old Ones:
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 4 May 2006, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I wanna get lost
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:57, archived)
# You what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:57, archived)
# What did I say?
Rubbish.
But oooooh, speeeeeedy.
I think you spunking all over /talk has made the cogs all sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:58, archived)
# You said you would get them oot for the lads
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:59, archived)
# If I was that lady on channel 4,
all I'd need to do would be to lift up my top an unch.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:00, archived)
# That was truly terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Or an inch.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *invades*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:58, archived)
# *invades with*
(Karl avec un K I am an England fan, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:59, archived)
# aaargh
/talkers!

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# What will they do if we just make a new post
with words? Will they stab us with knives?
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# yes.
and maybe shout a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# I suspect toys would be thrown
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo
because according to the FAQ it IS alowed you see
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:03, archived)
# ^^THIS
whos gonna do it? or should we all post new wordy ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:04, archived)
# WORD RIGHTS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *does so*
(Karl avec un K I am an England fan, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:59, archived)
# *howls with laughter*
thass great!

/talk: CHAARRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:03, archived)
# oh yeah, well I got one of my pictures on TV
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Excellent!
Laughed my tits off!
Great cockage!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:10, archived)
# *blind folds*
*spins*
*pushes off cliff*
*without a map*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:58, archived)
# That makes me
sooooo excited...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Charlie is humping the whole world.
And I think the world likes it.

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I know I do
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:52, archived)
# charlie says:
Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg Warg etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Has the world given written consent?
If not im afraid i shall have to ask you to cease and desist
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:56, archived)

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