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# It's my b3ta day!
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrtaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!

(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Congratulations
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Thank-you
Cake or Coke?

mmmmmmm....

CAAAKKE! YAAYYY!

Thank \\ ^.^ // you (again)
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:10, archived)
# cooooooooongratumalations!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:10, archived)
# congrats


(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Rar!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:04, archived)
# ha ha!
WILD HASLET!!!!!!

WOO!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Hmmm
I never liked christmas pudding before this!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)
# NooooOOo
It's a haggis!!

hides
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Hello katie that's a nice name....
ARRGGH!!! a bloke.
Will men stop having girl's name please, it's confusing me!!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)
# ...
bloody pervs
;-p
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:10, archived)
# very true Ms. Tandot
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Not one of your better vectors
; P

(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Better than yours Matty
*hugs*
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:09, archived)
# But I can't do them
or haven't even tried, cos i know they'll be crap!

*hugs back*
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Rar!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Elsie Tanner


Darkly
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:55, archived)
# 000000000000000000000000oooooooooooooooo lovely Elsie!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:56, archived)
# would you then?
?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Tart with a heart!
I had the hots for her as a kid. Mother complex or something
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:03, archived)
# That's Pat Phoenix.
She didn't play Elsie Tanner did she?
Nicely done!

Edit: oops yes she did. Sorry I mixed up Elsie Tanner and Ena Sharples. It was such a long time ago!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Elsie!!!!!!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Umm...
Did she do something else?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:59, archived)
# ..
pron
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Blackpool pron?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:01, archived)
# oh aye!
Plenty of cockles
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)
# "Constant hot water"
about a b+b in Blackpool I think.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:05, archived)
# And this...
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Tough ol' battleaxe she was
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)
#
ENA I used to watch you during the war... a different G.I. in every night and your Linda and Dennis left on t'doorstep with ha'porth o' chips.
ELSIE (with great vehemence) Jealous, were you, Mrs. Sharples?
ENA (face crumpling) Aye... Aye, 'appen I was.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:07, archived)
#
ENA (continues) Ah fookin' love chips, me.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:11, archived)
#
ELSIE (with great laughter) Yeah, up yer fuckin' fanny love!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:15, archived)
#
chips cock
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:55, archived)
# i shouldn't but, my boy, i laughed
wooo!!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Sorry I dissapeared off MSN m'dears, got disconnected and to be honest I just plain couldn't be bothered to sign back in.

/lazy
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:57, archived)
# What happened?
He doesn't look happy with his creation.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:57, archived)
# He burned it
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:59, archived)
# damn fridge magnets
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:45, archived)
# i like that
it is all of the clever and very woosome
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)
# i love the lil mouse but i don't get it .
yet
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:51, archived)
# totally nonsensical :)
just got asked to animate an exploding fridge magnet
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:52, archived)
# nonsensical is good
nonsensical i understand.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay
Lully. Mouses am best.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)
# RIS?
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# Not been around here much recently, bindun?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:44, archived)
# HaHaHa
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:44, archived)
# I don't think so
Yay! :P

I said something about how that song said that a while ago, but I didn't think of making a picture of it :(
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:48, archived)
# aaarrrrhh noooo !
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)
# I hate Keane
almost as much as I like Chris De Burgh

what a combo!

Mind you, I think you've improved on their lyrics.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)
# ooh
yes I nearly did this one except I was at V when I thought of it and forgot when I got home (the queue for the toilets was huge when Keane came on for some reason).
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:52, archived)
#
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# Hm
Modern art!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:44, archived)
# ...
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# i like your pics
please keep making them
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Jacques on a train!


Bin/dun?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:38, archived)
# carry on up the tunnel
woo and yay!! my favorite today
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Laughed
lots

WOO
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] *cheats*


The new range of autobiographies written for children were refreshingly honest.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Woosome
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Very clever!
Woo!

and I'll gloss over the slur on Lord Clarkson.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Yay! :D
I don't know who 3 of those people are
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I don't know 4.
I win!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Which Four?
I thought I'd chosen fairly recognisable people.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Who are those two under Tony Blair?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:41, archived)
# They are
Lee Evans, famous for rushing around and sweating while joking on stage; and Michael Moore, famous for making poorly constructed arguments against authority figures with more than a hint of sour grapes.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Hm...
Definitely don't know Stubborn, or Miss Bossy

Is Grumpy the guy from M*A*S*H? And Dizzy from There's Something About Mary?

(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Nope
Little Miss Bossy is Jeremy Clarkson who gets in a paddy when things don't go his way, and Little Miss Stubborn is Germaine Greer, a radical feminist (isn't that cute?) who is now a critic that hates everything and will not be persuaded to change her mind.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Ah, I should've noticed when you said
they were recognisable people.

To me, they're unrecognizable.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Well
Maybe you'll get lucky and I could do an American version.


Unlikely though.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Woo.
Mr Nonsensious.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Surely Jonathan King
is Mr Noncence
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:36, archived)
# i was going to do a celeb book cover called *~*king noncense
but i didn't
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:55, archived)
# what a co-incidence!
I didn't do that either!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)
# hello?
At last a bit of the old humus.
Very good.

(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Based on a novel by Philip K Duck


Edit: A GANDER DARKLY
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Has it said anything yet?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:27, archived)
# No.
So far it's ducked all enquiries.

*edit - though eider thought it would have said something by now,
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:29, archived)
# That is a fowl joke
that is all
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Which
swan?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Yeah
Jeff the swan.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)
# A Scanner Duckly?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Excellent suggestion
Have a small scone!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Do Androids Dream of Electric Ducks?
If they do, that would be pretty weird.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Ha ha
that's great
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)
# HONK!
:D
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Naaa
Just had a shower.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Arf!
Is msn borked for anyone else, or does the internet just hate me?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Did you break Amazon.co.uk as well?

edit: it all right I've fixed it now
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:34, archived)
# I am all teh haxxor!
:s
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:36, archived)
# I once convinced the old man that he'd deleted the internet.
But it was OK I had a backup on floppy.
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#
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# You seem to have no developed as many woos as I think you should have.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:20, archived)
# oooooh, arty
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:23, archived)
# happy b3taday
passses jaffacake
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:24, archived)
# hello cunto!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:26, archived)
# hello gayer
hows things? fancy some beers this week?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)
# yeah, why not, weekend?
off away during the week

PM me :)
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)
# weekend sounds good to me
i think its my rota to drive this weekend so i can give you a lift too
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:53, archived)
# special b3taday remix

Happy b3taday to you!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:29, archived)
# I am liking these
(but it needs more ducks)
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:24, archived)
# She's cute
w/y/h!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:25, archived)
# You fucking bastard
that's simply ace, as usual
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Ha ha
thanks :)
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)
# I likey
very much yes.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:57, archived)
# WOW
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:12, archived)
# WC Field
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Tee hee
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# Flushing
Meadows?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:10, archived)
# ^
and ha!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:13, archived)
# That's thilly
you're a thilly person.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:14, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:15, archived)
# ...and don't even
get me started....
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:19, archived)
# That'ths
rich.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:18, archived)
# I'm not thilly.
I'm a small time share in Penzance.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:23, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:14, archived)
# 'bogtime'
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Good ningity sir
and how is the fine day treating you?

EDIT: We fast have our b3ta birthdays aproaching us both.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:25, archived)
# its 5am in the morning!
woohoo for birfdees - my kids are making me a cake and everything!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Uncanny coincidence
I'm making a cake out of kiddies!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:06, archived)
# love it
woo!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Hahaha
So true
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:19, archived)
# My embassy has sprinklers


Probabaly bindun though
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Not all embassies had such good fire prevention though.

(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:10, archived)
# FAO: sir dave the hat

yes that is indeed me wearing a red bowler hat, and the wonderful mrs Dave draws in a kinky top hat. I got phone numbers for you if you still want the red one.
/awaits purple cock on face re-posts
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Ta hat you say?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Isn't he on holiday?
I think he's Dave le Chapeau at the moment.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:04, archived)
# meh bugger
I'll post him the link when he's back
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Glad to be of service.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:09, archived)
# arf arf
top quality me ol' china plate
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Where is this fine hattery?
I want one made
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Edinburgh,
they cost 60 quid mind, top quality stuff.
oh look at me whore them out.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:13, archived)
# I have a bobby's hat that goes
nee-naw, nee-naw and has a flashy light /FACT
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Ahh Barrymore...

a name synonymous with frenzied surprise bummings
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Best Bumming Ever
And I would know ;)
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Bumming!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:08, archived)
# ace!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Margaret Thatcher taking back the Faulklands on her own, standing on a tank with only a samurai sword
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:46, archived)
# thats just how i remember it
where are the faUlklands?
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:48, archived)
# East of the southern tip of Argentina
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:54, archived)
# .
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:19, archived)
# near ArgUentina
I think
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:55, archived)
# er..er, it's a sweetshop!
too bad it closed down
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:58, archived)
# I love that polar bear picture
in your portfolio. Tis quite, quite fantastic.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:50, archived)
# ta
thanks :)
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:58, archived)
# She'd do it to!
woo!
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Looks more like a scimitar
but woo anyway.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)
# I like the dice :)
Nice touch.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] He stood on my heart


and walked across my kidneys.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:36, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:37, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:40, archived)
# ha ha
love it
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:41, archived)

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