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# Found in a shop in Dunster last weekend
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:24, archived)
# you found an unedited photo in a shop?
Edit: Cropping it doesn't make it look bigger :P
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)
# must of been one of those arty places
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)
# That image was smaller, and then it got bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:27, archived)
# I didn't want to piss off the board nazis
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Considering when you posted that it probably said "RPS is shite give it up"
or something like that, it is safe to say it is also the Board that is a Nazi too, not to mention the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:32, archived)
# ^this
even the (co-)founder of b3ta is telling people to give it up...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)
# I hate RPS.
IT IS SUNDAY HEE IS APICTURE OF MY CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)
# is he culling the anti-sheens?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)
# His name is geroge costanza and he's killing the Anti-Sheens.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)
# I'M PRETTY SURE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH CAPITALISM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:50, archived)
# FUCK YES, MY BONER IS GOING STIFF.
$$$$$$$$$$$
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Wife my me stand under doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)
# I dont understand you.
I just dont understand you.
I dont understand a single thing,
I dont understand a single word you said
/fingertips.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)
# If this is a chess piece, then the knight would have been more impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)
# The great wall of China.

The not-so great wall of China
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:48, archived)
# Tha Bats!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:05, archived)
# HI MY NAME IS WERNHER VON BRAUN.
IM GERMAN AMERICA , MY NAME IS WHERENER VON BRAUN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Are you a Hamburg Von Braun?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:10, archived)
# I'M NOT A NAZI, IM AN AMERICAN, I BULT ROCKETS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:10, archived)
# if "Shark (comics)" is fictional
surely "Shark (books)" are too.

AMIRITE?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:13, archived)
# I DO NOT KNOW, I AM TOO BUSEY EATING HOT DOGS AND WATCHING BASEBALL WITH JFK, I AM AMERICAN, MY NAME IS WHERER VAN BRAUN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Just when I think you are a complete moron
you go and spout off something that makes me think you can actually read.


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! schesis reported missing on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)
# ROFLIRONY
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:20, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:20, archived)
# try shaving and wearing deoderant
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)
# I seriously don't get it. What does ROFLIRONY mean. Whats ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:23, archived)
# I got the impression
schesis might have took what you said as being anti-amerkin
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Fuck, no. I love America, I was making fun of Wherener Von Braun for being a German.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)
# Powerhouses of Europe!
Their economic strategem will make them the only country in 'Europe'. Soon it will be China and Germany, and then maps of various square portal points.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:29, archived)
# portals?
will there not be a futuristic network of tubes?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)
# I saw a futuremap in my dream
and it really was just china on one side, and lots of squares on the other side which were portals. In the future, I will be seen as a nostradamus-like fraud.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:38, archived)
# ha
roflparadoxirony
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)
# well,
you'd be incorrect. I was remarking at Dr Dyslexia's ability to read.
(I helped save b3ta! schesis reported missing on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:45, archived)
# I don't mind being wrong
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Something about having lots of knives and needing a spoon
I think it's a heroin reference.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:27, archived)
# It's like 10,000 knives, when all you need is a spoon
Can't think of a good rhyme for that line though.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:31, archived)
# It's like drilling a hole in a spoon, and watching junkies freak out when they try to boil it up but it keeps disappearing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)
# MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUP
!??
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:36, archived)
# fuck it, get the axe...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)
# If you're getting the axe so I can give myself a headwound and just pour the heroin into the hole im my head
then yes please, this sounds awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)
# now you know how everyone else feels
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Fuck you, porkchop.
(shit shit shit shit shit, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)
# IM MOA TSUE TOUNG, I LIKE PINAPPLES, AND PINCONES, AND PIZZA, AND PEE-PEE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:20, archived)
# YOU FORGOT PINYIN MANDARIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Those are some sweet fuckin aviators.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)
# I had a pair like that but I left them in my pocket and they broke when I fell on my hip.
I'm currently on the hunt for a pair of bad ass avatiors, but first I have to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)
# I have churned through many aviators over the years.
Rule 1 - don't spend more than thirty dollars.

Rule 2 - If you're gonna spend thirty dollars, they'd better be the sweetest aviators around.

Rule 3 - Ambervision, AMBERVISION!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Its usally the Cheap ones that are best. I've been looking through gas stations for good cars.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)
# I tried that, but dodgy sunglass stalls in Chinatown seem to have better options around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I like really dark sunglasses where people cant see my eyes, that way I can look at peopel with out them knowing.
Also you took my awrd I made for you out of your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)
# I don't remember doing that. do you have a link?
I'll put it back in.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)
# No I don't but your profile is gone, its over, its finnish.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:49, archived)
# My wife doesn't understand me, she's Finnish.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Spam through the ages

'Ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:45, archived)
# Hahahaha.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:49, archived)
# 'ning
that's way better than the spam these days
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:29, archived)
# CAT RAT MAT SAT BAT FAT SHAT GNAT

PARTY TIME, LETS ALL GO TO BED LIKE I AM NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:08, archived)
# I pissed on you
I hope you like it
Mofaha said it's raining
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:10, archived)
# Now tell him
it's raining.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:11, archived)
# I JUST GOT A NEW HAT, ASSWHOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:12, archived)
# I've got 10 hats
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:15, archived)
# I got a ship's captain hat.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:17, archived)
# I've got a hat with a hat on it
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:18, archived)
# IN 1984
A MAN IN A NICE SUIT SAID TO THE MAN IN THE BAD
SUIT "YOU ARE GAY". THE THEN OTHER MAN SAID " I
DO NOT LIKE YOU AT ALL AND KILLED HIM SO HARD
THAT HE FELL ON HIS GAY ASS HEAD AND THEN THE
PREDIEDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
GURGE DOUBLE YOUR BUSH SAID THE THE PPL OF THE
WORLD " I LIKE THIS WORLD, IT IS GOOD, VERY GOOD".
THEN EVRYONE TOOK A NAP THEN WOKE UP L8TR AND WENT
SWIMMING.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:12, archived)
# Shrinkage!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:17, archived)
# I WAS IN A POOOOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:18, archived)
#

Made from a still image.
I just updated my rss feed if anyone's interested :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:01, archived)
# Lou?
Bon.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:07, archived)
# that looks creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:07, archived)
# Yeah
I've made a couple of these, they pretty much always come out creepy.
I really ought to do a sheen one, I'm too tired now though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:10, archived)
# Oh really?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:29, archived)
# how weird....
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:40, archived)
# EEEEMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:41, archived)
# THIS!
hard.

NING! dys :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 7:16, archived)
# HELLOOOOOO AZARI31!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 7:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:33, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:35, archived)
#
Very HP (Sauce) Lovey
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:36, archived)
# An impression ...


I DECIEDEDED TO BITE OFF ALL MY TINGERS AND FOES AND RAMMED MY HEAD UP MY ASS A FEW TIMES THEN LOGGED ONTO B3TA AND PWND NOOBS CAUSE IM A GOAWD AND THEN I DREW THIS PICTOR WITH MY LEFT EYEBOLL
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:32, archived)
# OH MY GOAWD DATS GR8T
U R A GOAWD
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:45, archived)
#
I R
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:49, archived)
#
AAAIIEEE!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:51, archived)
# $50 on anti-sheen
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:55, archived)
# Good choice.
(shit shit shit shit shit, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:03, archived)
# Is he Anti-Sheen or THE Anti-Sheen?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:05, archived)
# the name of the film is THE ANTI-SHEEN CADENCE
he is ANTI-SHEEN
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:13, archived)
# These are so bad and yet I am required to save any and all Sheen related pictures on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:16, archived)
# Your responsibilities are weighing heavily upon you.
Have a cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:18, archived)
# I'm the dean of Sheen.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:19, archived)
# anti-anti-hot shots!!!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 7:14, archived)
# Shanty Sheen


:o
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:33, archived)
# Is that a spack of Sheen, Anti-Sheen or Both?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:56, archived)
# These are deep questions
which greatly exercise my mind
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:59, archived)
# Philosifers have wondered for years...
b3ta.com/board/6338193
(shit shit shit shit shit, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:01, archived)
# You cant spell.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:22, archived)
# DUDE, THIS IS SO COOL, I WOULD GO TO SHCOOL
AND SWIM IN A POOL, AND THEN SMACK SOME FOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:55, archived)
# this made me chuckle:
b3ta.com/board/6337080
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:56, archived)
# YOU WANT ME TO UMBUCKLE MY PANTS?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:57, archived)
# I'LL PUT ON THE WEDDING DRESS
THE SAFE WORD IS THE SOUND OF ME GARGLING BLOOD AND SPURM
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:01, archived)
# DO YOU WANT TO USE THE BANNANA?
ITS A GOOD SOURCE OF POTASSIUM.
(shit shit shit shit shit, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:03, archived)
# Your not invited. You already had sex with Lee Merriwether.
b3ta.com/board/6337058
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:04, archived)
#
U SAID POTASSIUM FNAR
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:05, archived)
#
I HAD SEX WITH YOU WIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:27, archived)
#
SAY YOU HI FOR ME
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 6:34, archived)
# When in doubt...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(zerodin has magical powers., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:00, archived)
#
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:17, archived)
# What a pair, tsk.
Their always cracking yolks jokes.
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:55, archived)
# Time to blow the dust off this old fella'
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:48, archived)
# yay!
For Hitler-based humour.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:49, archived)
# OK, one more, then I'm off to bed............
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:54, archived)
# ...
Mummy?
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:58, archived)
#
Fruity McGayGay?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:30, archived)
# want to blow the dust off my old fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 4:13, archived)
# Those kids are aryan, why would he kill them?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 4:25, archived)
# And there's the small matter
that Hitler never set foot in Auschwitz but these are minor details.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 4:31, archived)
# ...
Forgot his passkey?
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 4:38, archived)
# they are gay
or mental

or communists

or perhaps jews and your aryan spotting skillz are weak
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:28, archived)
# insomnia induced retrospective
(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:48, archived)
# It's
the ears man.. the ears. I've been watching him for about 3 minutes now
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:50, archived)
#
he seems very happy... =)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Well it's been a while...


And I've been watching Pop Idol or whatever the hell it is again.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:34, archived)
# that's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:45, archived)
# Probably
was for her...
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:51, archived)
# Was Anne Frank
in Alisha's Attic?
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:53, archived)
# No,
but there's a really weak gag somewhere about being 'under the boardwalk'.

And I'm too knackered to think of it.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:57, archived)
# It'll be all over the papers in the morning...
(AdrianJ, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:00, archived)
# What did the Pope actually say anyway? I missed it.
And haven't Muslims got better things to moan about like why they can't get their bombs through hand luggage or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:06, archived)
# I love their sense of irony.
The Pope quotes some text thusly:

"Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."

So what do they do? Firebomb two churches.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm frankly disappointed there was no Embassy involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:11, archived)
# I don't see how
cigarettes would have improved the situation.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:16, archived)
# Well...
Pope shares an Embassy (king size obviously) with a Muslim Cleric. All sorted. Maybe a pint and a game of pool as well.

What would piss the Muslims off then is the Pope has no 20p coins. The Muslim Cleric would have to pay for the best of three match.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:21, archived)
# There's no problems
in this world that can't be solved over a pint of mild and a game of darts.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:25, archived)
# Alcoholism and broken arms.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:28, archived)
# Police outside pubs to stop trouble
when they're actually in buying chips and kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:31, archived)
# erm, this one can't
Muslims don't drink.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:31, archived)
# To the letter of the Koran maybe,
but loads of Muslims that I know drink.

I think it's the way with all religions these days that very few people who fall under whatever religious banner they may be actually follow all the rules as strictly as they should.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:35, archived)
# Yip
I know a couple of the buggers and all... all very quiet when pops is around, but they still owe me a round from last night.

Incidentally, one of them left their rucksack here.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:53, archived)
# Oh dear.
I shouldn't be laughing at that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:20, archived)
# See,
I'm all for religious harmony and for everyone to believe in what they like, but when extremists do something as ironic as that, well, it's beautiful.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:22, archived)
# If there is a god, or allah or whatever you want to call him
he has a fucking awesome sense of humour.

It's like he's on a messageboard with two different usernames, arguing with himself to see if anyone else gets involved.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:25, archived)
# *burns their embassy*
I'm Catholic, and not liking all this stick the Pope is getting.

If you read the article on Wikipedia, one of those churches was Anglican and the other Orthodox.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:24, archived)
# He's a public figure. This makes him fair game.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:29, archived)
# I'm protestant
by birth, but I suppose i dont really count myself as anything.

I get a bit sick at times of being on the wrong side of "You made a religious quip at us, we'll burn an effigy of your pope and thats evens it up" though, even though i'm supposed to be marching along with the orange walk wishing he was dead, despite half my family being catholic.

Too drunk for b3ta then.


(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:34, archived)
# the pope abused me when i was a small child


arsehole.
(mcgandhi doesn't like flange, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 5:23, archived)
# Why not?
The pope is an idiot, he should be fired
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 8:22, archived)
# its another case of
"oh my god, they said something about us, lets cut their heads off"

Probably about the state christianity was in about 800 years ago. Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:26, archived)
# no editing needed
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Like YEAH!
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:32, archived)
# the lesson learned:
never leave your car unlocked or someone will hide a dung-eating midget in the back seat.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:46, archived)
# Hmm,
a pint sized Veronica Moser.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:53, archived)
# hah!
i so close to googling, then i realised it was you so it probably was someone who does that and checked wikipedia first
/very glad i didn't search google images

and on that note i'm away... g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:03, archived)
# Nuh nite hon!
And you of all people know better than to follow something I've said, linked or otherwise ;)
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:10, archived)
# i've seen that name on a drunken trawl
through limewire. I wont mention what the search was :P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:29, archived)
#
Eat Shit and Cum: Chocolate Lovers Deliver the Scoop on Poop?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:34, archived)
# Shop it?
I'd take a fucking hammer to it. Screaming wee bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:49, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:55, archived)
# What a pig ugly piece of shit
burn it with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 4:10, archived)
# My first one of these....
.


Sorry for crapness !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:47, archived)
# yay!! put the foot down!!
oh shit... look out!!

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Yay!
Anim goodiness. Woo to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeyyy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:00, archived)
# rah!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Woo
Grand Theft Auto - San Ferrito
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:07, archived)
# the suspension on that car is shot.
poor ferret, off to the mechanic's shop.

good work, i have yet to attempt one of these rolling background things.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:10, archived)
# It has only 2 frames...
I think it needs more !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:18, archived)
# You just can't beat
a riverbank creature in a convertible sports car, FACT.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:21, archived)
# Unless you have a really big stick.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:02, archived)
# The joy of nose rubbing
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Mr Snuffleupagus!
so that's his post sesame street plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:39, archived)
# i was astonished
at how adding eyes and a mouth to an otter's arse made him look so snuffleupagussy
what a pleasant surprise :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:42, archived)
# and you were searching for what exactly when you found the otter ass pic?
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:01, archived)
# hehe, i was trying to film their faces
but they were too quick, apart from the bits that went to make otterly lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:08, archived)
# heh, good stuff.
nice choice of music, too.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:13, archived)
# ta, i've been enjoying some old tracks
found here, proper public domain free mp3s... some are fantastically crackly!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:26, archived)
# nice, i'll poke around there.
i bought some freakish cds a while back of old british wartime songs and adverts and such. they're in a stack of things to listen to, but i've got a marlene dietrich cd on now and it's a riot.

oh, if you want more oddities: 78 rpm freakshow.

while we're on that topic: musical saws and theremins.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:32, archived)
# oooh, nice
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 3:00, archived)
# SNUFFLEUPAGUS!
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:40, archived)
# it seems every muppet has it's counterpart in the wild

/excuse to post possibly my fave gif i've made
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:48, archived)
# Arf!
What software do you use for anims like that?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeyyy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:01, archived)
# i use flash for all my anims
but something like this uses a selection really... grab the base frames from video (i use virtual dub), make the extra objects (eyes, mouth) in photo editing software then pull together in flash
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:09, archived)
# go furry go furry...
It's your birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Not mine, but I'll post this anyway.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:48, archived)
# haha
13-year-old 25+ gamers of any sort.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:55, archived)
# aaaaagggghhh ... agggggggghhhh ... aagggghhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:38, archived)
# very good...
that is all..
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:40, archived)
# lmao
My mum lives in mortal fear of Daddy long legs.
I will show her.
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:42, archived)
#
the beasts, they mock me

(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:46, archived)
# i don't mind them
but when one flew straight at my face the other day and looked huage i near shat myself
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
#
We payed my mate £3 and a fag last night to eat one. He says they're nice. Then we had the whole deadly venom debate....
(Nam_Rood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:47, archived)
# heh. silly fear-driven people are always good for a laugh.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:57, archived)
# hahahaha these are brilliant!
But this is a multi million dollar installation, ok, you cant make that knid of decision, you're just a grunt, i...... no offense.

*best film evar
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:06, archived)
# \'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:36, archived)
# 'ning.
shiny happy person, posting nads.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:38, archived)
# ...
Magenta: Check!
Cock'n'Balls: Check!
3 Hairs on each nad: Check!
3 quirts of love-juice: Check!

Tradition maintained: CHECK!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:40, archived)
# i have avoided the tradition.
got the tablet a few months ago, but have just sketched people with it so far. and no cocks!

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:15, archived)
# cover it in dust for 6 months
like i did.

Immediately :P

w00t CDC! *lusts*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:07, archived)
# Made a masterconnor into a 3D!

cfb
original
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Thats ...
So cute :)
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:24, archived)
# That's excellent
would love to see it animated
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:28, archived)
# hmmm
i used solidworks, animating is a bit of a ball ache
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:46, archived)
# awww
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:34, archived)
# woo
hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:35, archived)
# more of that
go on
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:36, archived)
# it really lacks something without the Dr Dyslexia post after it
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:36, archived)
# well bugger me
its just like pickin taters

edt: pic for gaijintendo in Dr Dyslexias absence
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:36, archived)
# grr
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:45, archived)
# For some reason
that reminded me of Little Big Adventure.

I may have to go and find that and play it now.

*edit* Ooh, and the original reminds me of Loco Roco, although I think that's because of the color scheme.
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:37, archived)
# *ANIMATE*
Gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Reminds me of
this thing I dun for MrA. :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:52, archived)
# nice work.
reminds me of an enema bulb.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Hurrah!!!
That's ace! And in other news, just had a great b3ta bash in Norwich, and am now very very drunk and heading to bed...
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:02, archived)
# Tell us more of the Bash!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 1:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/1921793
(Marwood, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:30, archived)
# *joys*
*fluffspacks*
*joys some more*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 2:54, archived)

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