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[challenge entry] Chitty sompo
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Chitty Chitty sompo
Chitty Chitty sompo

Chitty Chitty sompo we love you
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# mmmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# This is a bad competiton.
I don't like it.


Make it stop.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry...
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# *steals jobs & women from under mat*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# hehehehehehe
good one
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I BLAME THE POLISH!
*continues to fence stolen goods and claim benifits whilst
blaming the fall of the country on someone else*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# I blame Liechtenstein
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Ngh
I know too many people who are actually like this. They should be shot.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# tee hee hee
That is brutal.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] just send me your bank details....
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Nigerian Businessman?
Millions of pounds?

I can't lose!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] a little bit of politics
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# already bindun
and bigger too.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# bugger
also bigger is not always better
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# check the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# how do you do that?
before the compo is finished?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# no
the actual popular page
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# sadly in all of that i can only see 1
st georges cross



have a big old WOO YEY for accuracy!

it its true that biritan is only 1.5% british
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Love you long time in Vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] After all: It's called that for a reason!


It's magentaless on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha
nice work!


have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha - super duper doopey!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# good magental restraint
more colours of cock please.

Isle of Man.
I love Man too, what's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] War on drugs
my arse
(I helped save b3ta! mikeyyy, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
The new CIA flag?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# ning all

slow moving backgrounds... dont do it kids
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# 'ning!
that's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# all
floaty and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# heheheh
noice!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha
took me a min to work out wtf
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# I just sniggered
No more, no less... but it was very satisfying
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# The joke is "SRACIST". I hate it when people fuck up jokes that weren't really that funny to begin with, FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# you am not being nice
maybe you need a back massage?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# or
a front massage
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# or a kick in the nuts
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# YOU FUCKING LOVE ME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
#
LOVE ME KICKED ME IN THE NUTS
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I guess I did word that a bit strongly.
Thanks for the offer, but I usually wind up disappointed by internet massages.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
bloody brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo to this!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
#
EDIT: the penny dropped!

hahahahaha woo!


(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# My wife's off to the West Indies....
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Jakarta?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# It was a lame joke punchline
Can't remember the joke straight off so just laugh and pretend I explained it well
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahaha
rape and kidnap


are there any more fulfilling things in life?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Pies are pretty fulfilling
Especially beef and onion
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# true but
meat and potato are a god send!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
oh, bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Genoa?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] North Korea...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Totally haven't seen this yet...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# HANDBAGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Gosh yes
surprised nobody has done this before.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
I think would actually use that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# awww
I love Li'l Kim, he is cuddly

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# As cuddly as a pillow stuffed with live bees
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# or a box of wasps?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# bunker
busting
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# My mind woke me up, and told me this one.
Should I be worried that my mind spends
sleeping time thinking of silly punnage?


Oh, sorry about dodgy pic quality. It's paint.net's fault... was being all screwy.

EDIT: Christ, looking down everyone is doing the compo... well, luckily, I can't be arsed.
(chinesechipmunk, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# hehehehehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it's not a 'country' as such...

And if I've been a little too subtle: try here and here for answers.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Nonsense
needs more sausage.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha! Perhaps, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# PERHAPS!?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# On it's way...

(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# are you from there?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I have lived here all my life.
I intend to move away when I graduate.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# good plan
i'm intending to move back there next year
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# How exciting! I rather like Lincolnshire.
It's just a shame about the Fens. But I've lived all over.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# it's very flat and boring
i prefer south wales
but my family are in lincs, so i'm going back for free babysitting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Flat?!! You've been to Lincoln, right?
Also: www.flickr.com/photos/carowallis1/178364998/
(I admit though, that South of Boston and Spalding it's incredibly flat).
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# that's barely a ripple
when you've spent your formative years in south and mid-wales
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Alas, t'is true... but I still have to defend the 'Lincolnshire is ALL flat' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# What is a fen, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# The Fens are generally found to the south of Lincs, Cambs and Norfolk.
They are a notoriously flat, drained bog type landscape. It is said that this is where most of the inbred people live.
Saying that, I have lived down a very nice Fen Road indeed where noone was inbred, it wasn't very muddy at all. It was a bit flat though.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Or just hit 'save as'
It tends to solve most of them that I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't follow...
... am I being particularly dim?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# It shows the filename
lincsflag
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Oh yes, sorry.
I was being a bit dim.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] New flag for the Paralympics

Yeah...flid it the best you guys can.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# JECCY!!!!!
You fat old tart, hows life, still shifts?
(Wrighty, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Yes, yes I am.....
...how's the new job you SLAAAAAGGGGG???
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# .
Its fucking ace m8, best move i ever made, u'd fookin love it
(Wrighty, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# .
Tell Bibbsy I saw him on TV last night at the Aussy game, he looked like a beached whale the fat shit :)
(Wrighty, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# lol
After he was seen, he said he had 4 txts all calling him a fut cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Pffft!
I've fenced against a gold medallist paralympian.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Is not so much the flag itself as
Where its displayed:
Grate Britain

D'you See What I did there?

And woo, a lackadaisical 200th post
What d'you mean less than 1 post a day isn't a proper B3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Britain is going down the drain?
Which do you read, the Sun or the Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# none, neither, it's not my viewpoint but
I know my audience :-)
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# just joshing
I'm a jackbooted nazi myself (but only Thursdays, by appointment)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# No, BRITAIN IS THE DRAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# I think he means
Britain is Grate
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# give that man
a file name spotting gold star
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# BRITAIN IS THE SLUICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Just trying to put a bit of positive spin on it
it's such a sunny day
*frolics*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Ah ok
*embarrassed eye motions*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# I like your picture
your use of alt text
and your face
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Coo Ta
I'm sure yours is nice too
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# alt text is a dying art
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# so is
colouring cloth
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Whatever happened to
Leon Trotsky Quelabra? He was King of alt text
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# *clicks*
sad but true
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] :) Quick and Dirty.....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
super!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# very nicely done squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# cor
we're dragging out all the old stereotypes here!

well done!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# love it
hurray for stereotypes
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# pffft!
Am loving these new icons, may have to keep switching until one sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# ho ho ho
It's stereotype week here at B3ta, come in, pull up a copy of The Daily Mail, wacth Allo Allo.


;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# ALL VEGETARIANS ARE BIGOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# and their poo really smells bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# It does too
I blame pseudo foods like lentils.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the Fundies
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# RISrael?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# he he he he, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bin dun
(I helped save b3ta! mikeyyy, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# oooh dear...
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Its ok, if you stand a bunch of them in a line then the look like one big fat one


That way we can still eat our cheeseburgers and not feel guilty
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# ah. Right.
bad taste FTW :D

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Arf!
Is anyone elses firefox crashing when they go to the links page?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# no, but it's taking it's time to load
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Happened to me earlier
but not every time
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I'm using firefox 1.5.0.7
latest version, I think, and it's working fine for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeyyy, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# It isn't crashing Firefox 2
which is odd, though it is fast it crashes at the drop of a hat
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha
What's black and weighs 16 stone? Thier rugby team :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# *tich* Paddies...

I'm Irish by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# *prod*
*prod* *prod* *prod* *prod* *prod* *prod*
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# was that deliberate?
prodistance?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Starts singing from Monty Python
"Every sperm is sacred!"
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# i was in a pub in ireland quite a few years ago
and i got asked for a donation to 'the cause', being a bit tiddled i asked what charity it was for and when the reply 'it's for the cause' came back i looked blankly at them and said 'nah, it's alright'.

my friend then told me what 'the cause' was.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# I would have said 'after several albums you would have thought they had plenty of money by now'
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# That
made me laugh far more than it should have
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# To liberate
some Michael Collins DVDs from the bargain bin?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I hope you used your best English accent when saying that!
I also hope (sincerely this time) that you still have your kneecaps...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# yes, it was said in my best mockney accent
and my knees are still intact, i expect they thought i was to dumb to bother with.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# what's
"the cause" then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Cause
they wanted his money
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# ah...
My mind has failed to work today.



also I nutted some girl on a dancefloor years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# It's the IRA
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# the real one?
or the fake one?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# The I Can't Believe It's Not The IRA!
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# was she alright, or was it a case of you never saw her again too find out if she was ok
simon bates, love story, if yo were that person, or know that person, get in touch.

*violin music*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK ISN'T MY ICON IN LINE WITH MY USERNAME?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# None of them are
look at the old ones
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I can see many on my screen right now that fit. This keyboard is too high, as is the space invader, IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# because you touch yourself at night.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# The only real response I can come up with involves playing "poison" by Bel Biv Devoe to you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# pitched up by 67%? God I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Just because it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# your shift work
sets it askew
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# I dont know
But its brilliant!

Do a C64 and an Amiga icon for B3ta and I guarantee* to donate millions to the website.




*Please note: this is not a guarantee
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# How about I just draw them for you and you donate millions to me?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Its a win-win situation!
Do you accept Somerset Militia bank notes?

Theyre not legal tender...yet
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# NO, I WILL EXTRACT A MILLION PUNDS OF FLESH IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL. WE HAD A WRITTEN AGREEMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# No we dont, there is no contract without consideration.
I may have a "Constructive Obligation", but thats really a matter for the courts to decide.

Edit: but the Speccy icon is still very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I AM THE FUCKING COURT. GIVE ME MY MONAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Ok, Ok,
But to transfer the millions of pounds into your account I need a transfer of £2000 to, er, verify the account.

Bank AC No: 12345678
Sort Code: 102030
Branch Address: Nigeria

Please mark transfer "Hes doing it, hes doing it, I cant believe hes doing it"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I cant draw
So as a compromise I can wave my penis at passing traffic for a couple of quid
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Only if you shout my name while you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# you spelled protestant wrong
woo the pic though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Flagy flag flag
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# arf
A little bit off the beaten track - I like it
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Woo for the idea
But not really a flag in itself
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# True but...
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Get him!
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# *is long gone*
Suckers!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Damnit, thats the second time today
I'll get you cooler_king!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# *tired from running has a sit down*
Mwhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha
*burns embassy* Woo!
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# hehe
'too fast'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
ends wars
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
# nice *clicks*
but also www.b3ta.com/board/6488353
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Thats actually a good idea
The yanks would buy them because "look at dhem purdy candles ma", and everyone else would buy them for novelty value.

You have covered both sides of the market and produced a pre-branded product that effectively sells itself.

Dont be surprised if it gets "borrowed" and you see stars and stripes candles in the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Damn it
If i wasn't so lazy i'd do something about it... but man am i lazy :)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Tell me about it!
I'd rather let a thousand good opportunities pass, than do something about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
#
(clicks)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
#
compo copyright it!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)

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