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pearoast for the compo

I, for one, am ready for a new empire....

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

compo it

bad boy

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

thanks,

it's been awhile

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

'Ning all...

shirley, mustapha, etc.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

Excellent

Woo

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

hahahaha

a new view on a tried concept...i love it!

*clicks*

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

^ this ^

(clicks)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)

Ooh, nice.

I like this lots :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

ha ha ha ha, very nice!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

Oooh!

This is very good. I thought it was one of
BBD's at first! Woo!

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

^this!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

Flattery

will get you everywhere ;¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)

it couldn't be!

i actually understood it first look :P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

hoots!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

Excellent

Stuff. Woo to you.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

Oo, politics

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

I feel safer already

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

That's completely the opposite of how they want you to feel.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

Titter

John Bull****

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)

français

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gog, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

Haha!

Still topical after 500 years.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

haha

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

mein gott,

I spent a long time waiting for that to load before I got it. Nice.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

He he he he

/cheese eating surrender monkey blog

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

heh

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connor, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

haha

grand

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gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

ooh, good idea

and nicely done.
Woo.

P.s. BBC2 in the morning - Roar - the best show ever.

This morning they had (among other things) baby chameleons the size of the zookeeper's thumb.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

Ha ha!

top stuff, woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

*click*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

Hahahaha,

aceness :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

Updated...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

Monkeys Cry

(Wrighty, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

aww

*kills and makes into kabak meat*

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

Liar!

That's only one monkey.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

Yeah but hes in stereo

(Wrighty, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

Yeah but hes in stereo

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

the other monkey's under the table pulling his pubes out

and crying whilst doing so

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gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

Monkeys point

His quivering lip...make me want to give him a good home.

I cant wait to eat that monkey.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6489713

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

he cries because he cannot fulfill his duty as

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

MMmmmmmmm

(Wrighty, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

check your PM (top of the board, you should have an unread)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

roger

(Wrighty, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

poor little monkey

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

Swiss Flag..

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

Yummeh!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

Diagnosis: Tastey

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

switzerland

though that the flag should better reflect it's (new) immigration policy

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

Stop

(Hammer time)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

HALT!

Hammerzeit!
(They speak foreign there, don't they?)

(Jokel, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

Ich weises nicht.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

sometimes

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

ooh nice

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

only in Kenya

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

Yayyy!

Cutest flag ever. Winner. 100%

Edit: They both look like they have just stepped in shit though.

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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

Hahaha

I never noticed that before :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

arf

each other's shit possibly, like a crazy savannah scat party

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gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

Hooray!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

I love this! Because it's cute and clever and funny.

Like me. Well, if you believe the rumours, anyway. Teehee!

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CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

haha

Fantastic

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

Lovely!

Forget Norway!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

Winnar!

*clicks*

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

Thats rather sweet

It makes me feel warm and fluffy

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

i wish to holiday in this exotic land

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gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

I find your reply intriguing

and wish to subscribe to your newsletter or periodical.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

whats that country beside sweeden and finland ?

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connor, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

i forget

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

Lovely!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

Lovely lovely

come and chuck your muck, over your sisters jubblies

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

Yeah thanks

now i'll be singing that all freaking day

"jingle jangle jewlery..."

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

have you seen Fourdam's sister?

it would take you all day to try and tease one out over that mountainous dog!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

I'd fucking do her

......again

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

Its been so long

I could probably crack one out over a photo of the queen mum, or even the zombie queen mum (hey, thats one for HappyToast's book)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

ooh bugger

that's my head song sorted for the entire day..hungry lions..

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moogy boobles, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)

Adventureland-ia!

Though all I hear is the jungle shyguys' dance from Yoshi's Island

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)

Imagine the sound of a scribbling pen

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aubergene, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

Haha

Which reminds me. A bit of a TJ, but how long does something take to be delivered from the states?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

arabic name

or non arabic?

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

It depends

Air or surface mail?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

USPS Global priority

I think. Also how long does it take through customs?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

Again depends what it is.

Airmail generally arrives within the week.

If you've ordered a bundle of games/CDs/DVDs or whatever it might take longer in customs and they'll charge you extra. If it's one item it should go through without problem.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

Depends on where from

But averaging at about 10-14 days from Atlanta sort of area

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

i got

a bundle off TPS about a year ago which arrived in about 5 days.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

7.83 seconds? That's one hell of a long sig!

woo

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

nice

though they just use massive great big fucking walls these days

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gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

I was going to say "needs more wall"

but I made myself sad thinking about it, so made a coffee instead.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

Not sure.

Can't quite make it out...

*has embassy burned*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

Am I looking through a burqa or a letterbox?

Either way, very good, and nicely executed. So to speak.

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CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

hehe

i heartily approve of this topical post on the irreverent comedy website b3ta.com

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gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

We are all 'creative geeks' dontcha know. Kinda sexy, eh?

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CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

i'm pleasuring myself as i typ ths

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gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

I thought we were all "bored designer types"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

Either way, we sound cool and sexy.

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CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

We are cool and sexy.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

Yes! And hard!

/Autocomplete of the day.

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CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

*strikes a pose*

come on, there's nothing to it

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

*vogues*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

Speak for yourself

I'm not.

but I have a massive cock, which kinda makes up for it

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

Had to be done...

~~have~~ am

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Three Dog Man, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

*squawks*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

you are

Heiss unt friesch

may be misspelt

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

Ich Bin!

Wo ist der bahnhof?

Ich bin fussbal gespielen.

Ich liebe dienen grossen brustwarten.

Ich bin acht und swanzich jar alt.

Ich Willensdu Arschloch bis Ihren Anus bin ein blutiger Unsinn

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

hahahahahahaha

Ja, ist mein Anus ein blutiger Unsinn!

Ich leibe Affensaft!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

hahaha

"ape juice"

Is that spunk?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

I find your reply intriguing

and wish to subscribe to your newsletter or periodical.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

Pffft!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

*gets out matches*

TJ : can anybody remember the link for the page showing all the images stolen from b3ta by the press?

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

yes

b3ta.com/board/popular/

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

pfft

spot on

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

Internutters, or something?

Hmm... according to Google, I'm going mad.

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CaroWallis, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

no - the legit one

not the thieves page - I mean the one that someone made to give credit to the artist and showing who nicked it

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)

that's a good that

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

Wheee

first compo entry for a while..

bindun?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

arf

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

haha no!

needs more ex-kittens.

*clicks frantically*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

needs more pug-faced dinner lady

woo

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gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

haha

needs more cheap chicken nuggets

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

pfft.

That took far too long and a filename check.

Guess I should go learn the flags of the world.

While I'm gone (this might hurt) can anyone recommend a reliable UKish place to get a motherboard, processor, heat sink and RAM to try and improve my coal-fired PC?
Bundles are nice (if decent quality), but I'm not above component-purchasing. I have my own heat sink compound and everything.
www.yesyouaremyupgradebitches.co.uk are out of stock.

edit: I am the rudest of whores. Woo to the idea and yay to the pic

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

iceland isn't a real country anyway

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gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

just like

Canada?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

or Wales

*is Welsh so can say it anyway*

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

cwd.ptbcanadian.com/

(Rogue Sausage, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

I've had good stuff off

www.ebuyer.com

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

^This^

Or Novatech.co.uk are pretty good too. Also Misco.co.uk. I think they both do bundle deals.

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

Fucking Ebuyer barstuards

They break trading standards law and only a threat of reporting will get them to admit they made a mistake.

(Bumsmells, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

hmm

*crosses ebuyer off list*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

microdirect.co.uk

do good work.

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

helpfulness :D

thanks all

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

overclockers.co.uk

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

and no.

/bad experience mini blog

(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

seconded

(Ollly, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

/is reminded of the existence of Kerry McFadden

Gah!

/washes mind with bleach.

Didn't work! Gah!

(Woo to the pic)

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

hahahahaha, nice one!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)

*pats back pocket*

ching! ching!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

wrong supermarket chain

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

super market?

i was just trying to get you to look at my firm buns
:P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

hmm

*looks*
*bokes*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

Mums

/Grammar nazi

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

WOO!

shame they've got that big chested slut of a coke whore advertising them now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

thulhu lives!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

and another...

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

Argh My eyes!

*spaks out*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

Hehehe

fantastic :D

glad some of these entries are getting better.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

this!

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

Nippon,nope

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

hahaha

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gravytrain, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

that shouldn't be funny

but it made me giggle like a schoolgirl.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

hahahahahahahahahha

thats the best thing EVER!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

*clicks*

no really im not taking the piss. its the most original thing ive seen on the board in a long time.....to do with flags anyway

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

hehehehe

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

awww

the agony!
the patriotism!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

hahahaha

they do look gutted..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

hhahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

naff one.

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

dammit

I was gonna do this.

probably wouldn't have been as good though.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

*tchoh*

*click*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

oh that's bad :D

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

Sehr gut!

Reminds me of a ZX81 game

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

Oooof

naughty boy!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

Sniff ......

^{yay my first compo entry .. but now i think its my last ...}

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

bindun

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

shitcakes

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

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