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# Paxo and his fake hand
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# fem fuwayhoo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha
Gurning like a toothless Cumbrian.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# qualitee!


edit: what do you use to get the facial movements looking so natural? is that the "liquify" tool I keep hearing about?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# this is fucking great!
FUCKING GREAT I SAY!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# *bows*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# mopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmopmop
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# hahahahahaa!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Haha - that's funny - but I don't know who he is...
- but I don't know who he is
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha
i like this technique. we should expand on it further...

can you say anim-mong?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Animong sounds good
I'll try, I'll have to record more news clips
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one!

(I once saw his eyebrows do a kind of mexican wave - it was spectacular!)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# they just keep coming
and they just keep getting better
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# He scares me
really
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# *click*
love the eye and the eye wrinkle motion - sweeeeeet!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Fuwayow Sam.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm bored. Hello.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# FINE.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# can we just assume that any source image with a poster, or a sign or lettering in geneeral has been done
or even if your joke hasn't, that the whole "text on a picture" thing has stopped being funny?
can we? huh? can we?
can we?
huh? huh? please?
can we?
please? huh? please?
can we?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Yes
but that's the whole point of this compo. Really, you think I would have entered if it wasn't?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# but that is the challenge
shop the picture
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# oh cunt
it's shop macca, any picture of him

any picture at all

not just this one


well that's me wrong,then
*fucks off from b3ta till next wednesday*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Why does the compo source that one then?
Why not just tell us to google him?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# you should change that to:
can anyone else, anyone at all, please be in charge of the compo, anyone other than fraser, please? huh? please? huh? huh? please?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# I don't think it matters who does them, there will always be people that don't like it.
For me, the irritation comes from the flood of entries when a new compo is announced.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# i miss the swiss parliament bandwagon
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Yes, I enjoyed that one.

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# They
are fantastique. And very very wrong.
(, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# the point being
that you SHOULD use that photo.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# then it's a thoroughly THOROUGHLY shit compo
and fraser needs to be chemically castrated
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Well...
It's really their choice what they make as a compo. I have no room to argue.

All of my ideas so far have been shit anyways.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I bet this's been done a few times, too
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
I like this one
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Hehe
nope, don't think so
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Don't even think about it...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# lol
that's good
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# it should be a CDC in the background
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# pfftt...


RRARR!!!!

I got my bloody itinerary for London today! Hooray!!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# tower of london and tower bridge
globe theatre, tate modern
lunch
oxford street and trafalgar square
dinner

day two
brixton
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# day one: london eye
job done

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Oh yes
And it's only for 6 days. I'll never get it all in.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# day one: pub
guinness, london pride, gin and tonic, whisky

day two: pub
range of beers, plus crisps

day three:pub
vodka, followed by kebab

days three to six, goto 10
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# sadly
my program runs out at 6

Unless I simply decide to stay. Which I might.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Half an hour before closing time, that's when we do this.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# *Fails to understand*
Sorry, but I am a bunny of very little brain :(
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# a lot of white vans have 'no tools are left in this van overnight'
written on the door
in an attempt to prevent opportunistic thieves from breaking into them
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Ahhhhh
thankee, sorry for delay in response; connection keeps fecking up.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Top stuff
Woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Haha
Clever!
*clicks
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngcartney
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# hahahah
good to see you sir
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# and you too sir
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# YOU HAD SEX WITH A POO.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# YOU ARE JEALOUS OF HIM.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# YES. IT WAS MY POO.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# *gronks*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# *belms*
top quality mongage!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# The comp rules clearly state:
Shop Macca!!

woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# it was macca wot dun it
i saw him coming out of the bookies with the shootah!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I see what you did there!
Arf!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# COW!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Top stuff that!
*clicks
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm SO sorry!


Quick 'n Dirty....and i'm going straight to hell
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# White Album?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# haha
Damn, why didn't i think of that!!!



(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# ROFL!!!11oneone
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Hmmm.
Haven't played HERE for a while. Anything new on?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# guess not.
telegram me if anything exciting happens.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# where are his braces?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Took this from my bedroom window this morning....



if its still showing up big I did re-size it, however I am using photobucket which does do this sometimes.

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# size is fine
pic is nice
have a woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Nice one Spatm!
Don't listen to anyone that complains about image dimensions.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# You have a peacock
outside your bedroom window?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# I am so tired


edit: It is decided. BUODS is what we shall call these
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# hahahahahahah
top
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# We should name this effect
Because there's spong, and gnops...
What would you call this?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# buods
kinda looks like "spong" upside down
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# hehehe

it seems I've made tons of these
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# What would it be like
if that's how we really were born...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# rain would be really unpeasant
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# difficult to breathe in the rain
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# bouds it is!
YAY!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# .
Spgnops?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# upside down heads rock

and roll
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# this, they do
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
got one of those too
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# This one's my fave!
It's ON!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# That's bloody funny!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# I really don't know
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent spongage and quite apt ;)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# hahahaha. i don't know either!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# is that 4dam?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# don't think so
just some bloke off pbase
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It wasn't like Paul to hold a grudge
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# hahhaahahah
nice
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# arf!
woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# nice!
but more interesting, not more creepy, surely?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# It looks like he is practicing playing hey jude there
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# yipes!
nice work squire!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# class.
:D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# so now you know...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# wouldn't put it past him
creepy fella
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# This old house
contains insurgent prisoners?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# ah it's Michael Barrett and his verdant portal
so that's what was behind it...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# haha!
class
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# I'm so sorry...



Click for NSFW

(And yes, it is a movie still.)

(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Bwahahaaa!
Oh my goodness me! Truly amazing.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# no way!
is it real?

no bridge
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Real enough to be WAY worse a mental scar than goatse ever was.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# No
but done well enough to make you think it was.
It's not a clip I want to see again in a hurry...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# THAT IS A FUCKING BRILLIANT BOOK
(requires shouty text)

everyone should read it for a better understanding of mental illness

and no, thats not real, it was an exercise in prosthetics
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Rats... The funny one is at work.
My work copy has his name as "Olivers Sacks" on teh spine.

EDIT: Extraordinary. Do you have some kind of linkage to back up this most obscure piece of XXX Pr0n knowledge...?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# its not pr0n
its a faked prosthetic thing, like the alien autopsy. But no, sorry I don't have a link
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# i did ART!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# très swirly
what was it? (if anything)
woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Lens flare!
I guess
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Using Apophysis?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# oooh how did you do that?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# freeware
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# cheers
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# i can imagine a lot of these appearing soon
yours is excellent
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# please don't, they're nothing special really
anyone can do them by just pressing "go" basically
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# *downloads*
*mucks about ineptly*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# The search continues
Our explorer must find the elusive chips before the first breakings of dawn.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Seams ok for Paint, bloody broken Photoshop...
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# why is this picture of me all over b3ta tonight?
all i did was step out for some tea
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Just Imagine if Tony Blair...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
...made a run for it as the Cash for Honours Scandal coppers come to nick him.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Hahaha! That's rather ace! Woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# BIGGER!
Edit: I do like cherie and the handcuffs ;)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# You seem to have forgotten your compression
here:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/blaircashforhonours.jpg
Nicely done otherwise, love the screaming Cherie
Run Tony! Run!!!! :D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Argh
Well this is the first post from me for months. Forgive my rustiness......!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# *Stifles a chuckle*.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# >180kb
lol
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Dinosaur Jr?!?
Where?? When?? Bet it's bloody down south.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# brighton and london
i'll be at the london one

dinosaurjr.com/home.tour.htm
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Damn
It's Dec 6th according to Pitchfork... I'm coming down on the 8th too :(
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# bah!
too far for me.
serves me right for being northern.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# A BMP!
ZOMG!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# awwww, you hate it when people are nice don't you
Some of us have slower connections so its really obvious when files load.
I apologise for helping out.
Next time I'll just post up a cunty message ok?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# just jossing buddy ;)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# why not make it a .tiff next time?
woo, though
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# What difference
would that make, out of curiosity?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# tiffs are much less lossier than jpg
and much bigger

/edit: but most browsers don't support inline tiffs
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# It's a female version of Beau b'D'or
splendid!~
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# That's probably
the highest compliment possible. Thanks! I adore Beau Bo D'hor he's a bloody genius.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# haha woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Macca instantly becomes uber cool
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# FUCKING BRILLIANT!
thats superb
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# don't think I've said this, but that is wonderful. Lovely stuff!~
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# hahahaha
smug bastard is the best character on that I reckon. Woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# I'm particularly proud of the pixelation I applied to Charlie Sheen
for that extra Dr Dyslexicness :D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# glasscock cracks me up
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# The paint work on the reflections is quite good
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahaha

but I think the tan line ruins the coolness imparted by the Toastiness ;)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Seams ok to me
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# this looks great
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# No bridge therefore not real
Woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# oh dear
I saw goatse

*goes to therapist*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Noooo
Not the rapist!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:48, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# I was so sorry to hear the news...


I wonder if we're allowed visitors.

(This is a photo of an actual news sheet I picked up in Budapest.)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# is that not correct?
As a Brit I am both British and a Britain

Or so I was led to believe
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# I believe that as a resident of Britain you are a Briton.

Hence the post.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# no man is an island
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Apart from
the isle of
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# and the Isley brothers
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# and my mate madagascar galapagos.
he's several islands.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# pfft!
I pity his landlocked cousin

ed: I saw that
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# pffft!
we really are a bunch of cunts

I just stuck this on the links board : book I bought today (from 1970)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# He's a very menacing chinaman
or a very constipated one
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] had to
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha! I'd play! :)

COME ON FOLKS, THIS NEEDS MORE COMMENTS!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Ha ha
Thanks Dearie.
: )
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# i likey!!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Yours is most superlative.


(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha
whack-a-macca!

woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# YES!
Whack the twunt :D
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# more random stuff

stickers are good hummus tools
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# well I like random anyway
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# oooh woo!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Some philosophy.


Also, thanks to the wonders of the Creative Commons license, you can now read the first 70 pages of my book, free! It's a lovely PDF: www.thefridayproject.co.uk/books/tmwfa/tmwfacc.pdf
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# God has
wonky eyes
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Which explains
mole rats and Jeremy Beadle
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# see, you can optimize and that when you can be arsed

;)

and what a wonderful critique on religion and ismisns you have bestowed upon us

Woo
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# I optimized all my pics yesterday.
I did it subtly, while everyone was still slagging off the massive JPGs. Boy, did they end up looking stupid!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# I saw
you're a lovely sort really aren't you. If I get time I might even read that pdf ;)
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# muahahahaha!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# WOO!
and hoopla!

i shall peruse your pdf so see what i may make of it.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# YOU!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# HIM!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# WHOM?
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha!
grand!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Blessed are the chip friars
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Haha!
I bet Jesus brings his own fish.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# No, he buys one portion and feeds all the other people
waiting in the queue.

He's now banned from most chippies on the south coast.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Arf!
Naughty Jesus. He should have used kebabs.
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo! Though Friars shurely??
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# hahahah!
ta!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Swift editing
*awards gold star*
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Some sort of wagon then!
Have chips with that!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# arf!
braw!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# BRAW!
(, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)

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