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[challenge entry] one legged whore
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)
# *awaits the lawyers*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# I read that as *awaits the layers*
and though huh? it looks pretty well layered to me
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# if i was in the public eye and was called a whore in writing
i'd probably sue
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# you would love it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# i'd love it
/not getting any blog
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# think shes got enough court cases on at the minute..
I'm immune to being sued anyway because I have fook all money.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# I found a one legged prostitute in Hamburg.
It made my trip. But she wanted E50 before she'd let me take a photo.

The gammy tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)
# just take one and run off
she'd never have caught you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# hahahah
now that i'd like to see..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# I'm not fucking with prostitutes
They have pimps who have guns.

Ghetto, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Des O'Connor & Paris Hilton?
Phwooaarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Katie and Tom are getting hitched :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:17, archived)
# he's a jerk!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:19, archived)
# that's for spunking in my eye
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Take that Evil Xenu...
*Awaits call from the Lawyers of the Church of Scientology*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Aww bless
In related news i watched the "Stuck in the Closet" episode of Southpark the other night..is very funny
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# aint seen that one
I've seen the paedo Mr Jackson ep, fucking brilliant :)

Plus did anyone listen to Colin Murray on Radio 1 last night; he interviewed Seth McFarlane for an hour, great stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)
# Have watched most of the last series via the wonders of youtube
Nah missed it as i was out...was he funny IRL?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# both of them were quite funny actually
Colin Murray was a fan too which helped; he was randomly mentioning scenes from Family Guy and American Dad all through it.

They were talking about how Matt Groening and the S.P. makers had been slagging off Seth McFarlane, and he responded by saying it's only because of giant cock jealosy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# It's always a good way of defending yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Radio 1???
I'm afraid I was listening to Joe 'Piano' Henderson on R4 followed by an amusing play set in a steel mill.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha
Cruis-bach!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# ning all

i bin coloring in
www.b3ta.com/board/6541612
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 8:55, archived)
# that's a beautiful thing
but think of the excess on his insurance :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Now that's some neat colouring
excellent work

did you follow one of the tutorials?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 8:58, archived)
# i found out how to seperate the line drawing onto an alpha background
and ignored the rest
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:00, archived)
# how odd
if i've got a black on white line drawing i just change the layer from normal to (iirc) 'difference' in the layers pallete
then create another layer, put it below the original layer
and paint onto that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# or multiply
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:09, archived)
# that could be the one i was thinking of
whichever one that allws colours to come through properly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# there are loads of things in tattyshop i cant use or dont know about
i use it like i would use markers or an airbrush
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:18, archived)
# fair enough
i'm the same with freehand
i know only the very basics, and if i look deeper into it, it just confuses and scares me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Freehand is quite good
my favourite tool of all is Photoshop

(just don't get sugarspun into the Freehand vs Illustrator debate)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# i've never used freehand.
I use Corel Draw for most vector stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# i only use freehand, because it's what i've got
i only use the pen and the line tools
anything else might as well be black magic voodoo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# The power of Voodoo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# Who do, you do!
Do what?

Remind me of the babe....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# pffft!
awesome colouring
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# that is awesome :D
looks hell of alot diff from the original too, wd :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)
# Reach out and TORCH WOOD.
On a spooky alien theme, I propose that various b3ta people draw the following picture to be presented on the board at around 1pm today:


Captain Jack from Torchwood having a spaz, shouting 'The 21st century is when it all changes' whilst simianesque aliens are flinging their own poo at the back of his head and his assistant is rubbing her chubby titties against a UFO.

Anyone up for that?







edit: I will be showing my own. I'm not shy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:05, archived)
# *doesn't watch torchwood*
That Mercan bloke from it was on Jonathan Ross though- he's batshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# morning you post demon, you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# post demon
I'm now reformed?

*stands up*

'Hi, my name is...*sniff* Captain...Captain Wow and....*breaks down* I'm a demon!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# i was referring to your stats
(teeheee)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# li-hinky please
I'm shit at remembering the url.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# add '_stats'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Master of turnips' quote wins, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
# i vote Dixon Bawls
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:14, archived)
# thats the second time in 3 weeks "micto" has featured in my quote
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:17, archived)
# because you LUUUUUUUURVE me
and want to MARRY me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Bah, its just Stats_bot trying to make me look gay
and soil my reputation so I stop stealing all its ladies
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# /protests too much
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# I wont stand for these allegations
*protests*
*boycotts Mictoproducts*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# You are Sandra Bullock
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)
# if i was, i'd be at home right now
in front of the mirror
feeling myself all up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# She is quite nice, yes.
I love Miss Congeniality, it's a very underrated film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# And...
...he likes "the botty", too.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# him, or the character he portrays?
/never watched it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# in real life
he's a big batty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# oh right
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Both, kind of...
In Dr. Who, he swung both ways. In Torchwood, he seems to have caught Heterosexuality.

In real life, he likes manbumsex (which disappoints Nurse When no end - she considers it a "waste").
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
# But he's horrid!
He has NO facial hair. Which is very wrong. And he looks a bit Robe Lowe-esque. Greased, is the word I'm going for. And too manicured, can't be doing with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)
# oh christ, I forgot to shave this morn....
*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:19, archived)
# I'm not going to rape you.
Takes more than a bit of stubble, dearie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# got a goatee too ( i said goatee)
*runs like Gordon Freeman*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Wheras...
...I've got a lovely beard.

*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Well there you go then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Don't stop you from drawing the piktchure,
do it?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# But I don't know what's going on!
I'd just be drawing a bummer and some chimps.




Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Yes,
but you should keep doing it until you get it right. You've never managed to capture the dynamic of bumming in your doodles.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Ningaling, twatbag
It's FRIDAY!

how was mictospawn yesterday- did he fall out with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# he was ace
didn't even cry, had a very good day until he decided to headbutt me in the mouth

edit: 'twatbag'? what happened to 'delicious bitch'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# What did you do
that you expected mictobaby to cry?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# he had his MMR and something else injections yesterday
one in each leg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
# aw, thats cool
I think they only start to cry when they get older and learn that jabs hurt. Thats how my brother was
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)
# twatbag- it's my new word.
Purloined off of curlyhollyoaksbird from two pints of lager, which we mainly watch for the blond one's tits and Ralf Little.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
# i'd shag all of the women off that programme
but even that isn't enough to make me watch the fucking thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)
# That's lush as fuck.
Ning all!

Is hotmail being a git for anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:05, archived)
# ning m'lovely
hotmail's working fine for me for a change
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# How utterly gay.
Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# DO SOME WORK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# She's bumped be off the number 2 slot
So either I have to do less work than her or I could swallow my pride and not get sacked
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:09, archived)
# *is on a call*
I'm female, remember?

She's gone now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Ning Cpt. !
Friday at last eh?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Thank. Fuck.
Plus it was band practice yesterday, so I'm knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:16, archived)
# veh nice....

*claps*

(I helped save b3ta! Gren ..........Beyond Lurking since 2002, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Yes
fab
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# fucking joy riders
lock 'em al up, that's what i say.

nice colourage, WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
# That is all the lullyness
I still want a bigger version so i can peer through the windows like Mrs Mangle and see what the little fellas are doing in there...
..although judging by their landing probably just bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:16, archived)
# that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# thats really good
your colouring in ness is very good.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# neat!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# that's about as good as it can get
nighttime? unorthodox, but effective. and the glow on the ground is great.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:29, archived)
# LETS RAVE THIS PLACE OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:30, archived)
# TOTALLY. FOUR TO THE FLOOR, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:35, archived)
# I HAD SOME "E" AT A RAVE AND THEN I SWALLOWED THE CONTENTS OF A GLOW STICK
NOW I CANT SLEEP MECAUSE MY FUCKING THROAT IS BRIGHT GREEN FROM THE INSIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:38, archived)
# I'VE BEEN "PARTYING WITH CHRISTINE" AND I HAVEN'T SLEP.T IN EIGHTEEN DAYS. I'M STILL NOT HUNGRY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:39, archived)
# THIS MORNING I WOKE UP IN A DUMPSTER COVERED IN BRUISES.
I WAS AT A GREAT PARTY LAST NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:42, archived)
# WE BROKE INTO A FACTORY LAST NIGHT AND I FELL ASLEEP IN THE BASSBINS.
Being deaf is just not being able to hear. I am beyond deaf. I am at the true opposite of being able to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:46, archived)
# I dont know why anyone would go to a rave.
I'm trying to think up a logical reason but nothing can come to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:50, archived)
# I used to love going to raves as a young'un. They were great.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# Anyways, I have people coming around, so goodnight everybody.
I HATE YOU FOR NOT LIKING MY SONG.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:59, archived)
# I have to go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:19, archived)
# Then goodnight to the both of you
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:28, archived)
# Good night Dr
Love you
*blows kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 8:16, archived)
# TO DANCE TO THE YMCA WITHOUT BEING RIDICULED!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# *points*
*laughs*

Hello stranger, good to see you around :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:53, archived)
# Howdy doody mister man
I take it you're still rocking this place old skool.

I must say i felt somewhat drawn by another random celebrity challenge, though macca's not obscure enough to reach maximum fun levels.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:56, archived)
# ah yes. the bob ross years.
and kenny whatshisname was it?

feels like i havent been here for ages now.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:57, archived)
# LOGGINS!
ANd yes, feels like i havent been here for ages either, which would be right, because i havent
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:58, archived)
# good observation
are there many of the old skool still around?

besides you mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:00, archived)
# fuck it
im going to bed. i have work in 5 hours.

night all.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:02, archived)
# If anyone can work it, you can.
Your Loggins pics are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:02, archived)
# I'm gonna see if I can come up with another one now
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:03, archived)
# Pffft
*pretends not to know what YMCA is*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 8:17, archived)
# drugs.
easy drunk women.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:52, archived)
# ARE WE TALKING ABOUT RAVES OR WALES?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:53, archived)
# whales
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:54, archived)
# rhaves
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:54, archived)
# llaves.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:56, archived)
# LATHER!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:56, archived)
# LLATHER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:58, archived)
# LEATHER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:08, archived)
# feather
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 8:19, archived)
# your tv snow thing is the schiznit
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:45, archived)
# GLO-STICK FRENZY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:48, archived)
# THAT RAVER WOMAN WILL GET SEXUALLY ASSALTED
AND THEN SHE'LL BE ON 20/20 CRYING AND TELLING BARBRA WALTERS HOW SAD SHE IS THAT SHE GOT HER ASS RAPED.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:48, archived)
# what if it wasnt her ass
?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:56, archived)
# Its 20/20, they'll just lie about it later.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:08, archived)
# Haaaardcooore!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Yeah
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 8:15, archived)
# Hunter rocks my socks
and for added pleasure....
www.filefactory.com/file/6677e9/
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 7:08, archived)
# I wrote a script
that cycles colours in photoshop and puts each step into a layer so you can import them in ImageReady.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:41, archived)
# i had a wank
i guess both were successes, in their own little way.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Maybe
but perhaps you shouldn't post the results of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:43, archived)
# huh?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:46, archived)
# Cor
looka your medals! Are they all for wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:48, archived)
# i dont know
its not actually me. just something shit i made cos i can only really do toilet humour.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# Pffft!
now do public enema!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:53, archived)
# Mine wasn't
I took no pleasure in doing it. It felt forced, even though it wasn't. Not an ideal way to play with the old felt tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:47, archived)
# try using your other hand
it kinda feels like someone else is doing the tugging.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:48, archived)
# *obligatory Jeremy Beadle joke*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# Nah
I'm a one track lover
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:53, archived)
# like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:43, archived)
# GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:44, archived)
# Nnnnggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:45, archived)
# I remember those.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:46, archived)
# Haha
I wanted to know what the new vanishing point thing in photoshop was for, so I played around with it for a while... this is clearly NOT what it's for, but this is what I ended up doing with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:50, archived)
# i used that once.
lost all my work.

BA DUM TISH!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:53, archived)
# Yeah
you need to keep a sense of perspective about this stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:54, archived)
# HNNNNNNNNNNRNNNNnn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:46, archived)
# RRggggggggggggggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:27, archived)
# cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:28, archived)
# Yarn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:29, archived)
# BLANK SPACE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:36, archived)
# Internet!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:36, archived)
# vere nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:34, archived)
# HEY, YOU WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
HEY, YOU WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
HEY, YOU WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
HEY, YOU WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:37, archived)
# Heh
go to bed probably. I want to make another quick pic first. I may be too tired though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:40, archived)
# How about
if your homely ass was hung over a flaming cliff and someone offered to sell you a fairly crap scrapbooking kit?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:59, archived)
# okay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
# then that would happen.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
# I'd do it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:01, archived)
# I'd ask for
the melon and mango flavoured strawberries
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:01, archived)
# I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY ASS IS SPECTACULAR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:02, archived)
# BOWLING BALL BAG BOB TOLD ME THAT AFTER HE RAPED YOU IN THE SHOWER
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:03, archived)
# YES, IT DOES ATTRACT A LOT OF RAPE. THAT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS WITH HAVING A SPECTACULAR ASS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)
# and pumpkins.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:16, archived)
# NO PUMPKINS AROUND THESE PARTS, I'M NOT AMERICAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# WHAT GOURDS DO YOU HAVE DOWN IN NEW ING-LAND?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:23, archived)
# PENIS GOURDS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:23, archived)
# how did I not see that relpy comming?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:38, archived)
# FUNNY AND ORIGINAL.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:46, archived)
#
proving that the two are not necessarily mutually exclusive...
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/Another_song_I_did_It_s_better_than_you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:49, archived)
# BAM BAM IN YOUR FACE
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:58, archived)
# 311 ALL UP IN YO FACE
KICKIN THESE JAMS FROM OUTERSPACE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
# BUGS BUNNY HAVIN SEX WITH A BASKETBALL AND DAFFY DUCK JUST AIN'T FUNNY AT ALL/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)
# I've seen that space jam movie, like, five times.
I haven't watched it in at least four years. I need to watch it again this week.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:13, archived)
# I never saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:13, archived)
# its awesome. Micheal Jorden gets taken to, an underground place, where all of the looneytoons live
and there all like "MICHEAL WE NEED YOUR HELP PLAYING BASKETBALL AGAINST THESE EVIL ALIENS" and so Micheal does and then they win the basketball game.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:15, archived)
# They should have done a sequel where they do the same thing but with baseball but he loses and everyone dies. At the end of the movie, the audience gets gassed with cyanide to make things more realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:18, archived)
# I would love to see a sequel where its designed to look like a bad sequel to the first one
but then just be a buch of old men yelling at each other with spliced in sex scenes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:20, archived)
# I'm totally digging this. The soundtrack could just be the sound of a baby being slapped on a constant loop.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:23, archived)
# I got the soundtrack to space jam at my librerry.
the music is so awful. I listne to this song all the time as loud as possiblein my car: b3ta.com/links/COME_ON_AND_SLAM_AND_WELCOME_TO_THE_JAM
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# I just listened to that all the way through
I feel as if I've just been raped through my earholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:40, archived)
# work sucks
ihatework
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)
# I know
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:43, archived)
# DO YOU LIKE MONEY?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:43, archived)
# i'm a
student avoiding doing my "work"
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:44, archived)
# CAPITALIST SOCITIES ARE THE BEST.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:44, archived)
# do they
all type in CAPSLOCK too?
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:45, archived)
# HE HOLDS DOWN SHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:46, archived)
# LETS DO THE HIGHFIVE DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:46, archived)
# AS DO ALL REAL MEN. MY PINKIES ARE STRONGER THAN TITANIUM STEEL BLADES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:47, archived)
# ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT MAKE LOTS OF MONAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:45, archived)
# MONEY WORKS
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:58, archived)
# AND WORK IS FOR MONEY. ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:20, archived)
# that man has no nose.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:44, archived)
# well
lucky for you this cartoon character doesn't need to breathe!
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:44, archived)
# SPLAM!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:46, archived)
# blammo etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:58, archived)
# is it me....


Is it me or can Google read peoples minds ?

Although claiming B3tans aren't as good as an "experienced team" is a bit "how rude!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# is b3ta really where people would look for a team of developers?
i prefered the advert for cancer jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:38, archived)
# i read that as
i prefered cancer

*realises the time*
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:41, archived)
# maybe i do.
maybe i don't.





I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)
# well duh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# google doesnt read peoples minds
it uses keywords on the site to match it with advertizers and whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:43, archived)
# boooooooooo!


boooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:46, archived)
# bored
minus sleep

Ballad

The ballad of two souls last a life time
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:27, archived)
# Rawr,
That's rather lovely :]
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:29, archived)
# will
you be my friend? we could have tea parties
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# I don't drink tea
Sorry :E
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:32, archived)
# fine
you can just die then *pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:35, archived)
# you are obviously some kind of weirdo
get off my internets
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# well
you smell of peas
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# Gahhh...
I stay away from caffeine as much as I can, used to have way too much

Water is the bestest
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:38, archived)
# would you like
any proplus?
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# milk.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:40, archived)
# cows
?
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:43, archived)
# Grass
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:44, archived)
# sun
shine
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:45, archived)
# nuclear explotions
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:46, archived)
# *busts*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:45, archived)
# funny frisbee?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:29, archived)
# i want to
wear your sac over my face~~
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# which sac is this?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:31, archived)
# no idea
what kinda sacs do you offer?
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:31, archived)
# boobie sac seems to be the most popular at the moment
the full-on sac doesnt seem to appeal to anyone anymore
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# my sac's appealing
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:35, archived)
# to...?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:41, archived)
# the United Nations
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)
# mine's all about bananas
and sex
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)
# that's given me the right fucking horn
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:44, archived)
# toot
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:48, archived)
# that looks
european to me
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:50, archived)
# TEH HORN!!!!
**norks**
(Mr_B, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 8:12, archived)
# sac magic
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:31, archived)
# pffffft
i said that out loud damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:32, archived)
# I'm so fucked I can't even remember where it's from!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:34, archived)
# i've got no idea
but it made me sound like a french buffoooon
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:36, archived)
# you could
always blame someone else for your mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# jesus
?
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:38, archived)
# he blamed us ALL you FOOL
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:38, archived)
# *shrug*
am an atheist, as stupid one at that
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# the
inner voice is needed? on the internet? :O never!
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:34, archived)
# I AM JOLLY JACK I DRAW PICTURES OF ANIMALS WITH TITS AND PICTURES OF MY SELF TALKING TO THE ANIMALS WITH TITS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:20, archived)
# fuck
off

cuntass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:20, archived)
# I thought you where my boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# I thought you cared
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# come on baby, give me some loving.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# *rapes with a jagged edged dildo*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# would you like a banana?
i've got three and i shant be able to eat them all before they go off
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# ooh, yes please
can I have one laced with valium please?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# yeah
i think i'll have mine with milk
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# I did a stupid thing and slept
woke up at 2AM all alive and awake. Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:27, archived)
# FOOL!
I have been at work. I ache. My bed is coooold.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# I ache all over.
and it's shitting cold here. But I did just get used to hot weather again, so that figures.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# i need a good rub down
and maybe some sex
sex makes beds warm
yes, sex is what's missing.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:35, archived)
# dammit
you are right. Sex is what I need right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sex
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:45, archived)
# ):

/misses
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:59, archived)
# you'll find it again
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
# I wish
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# I WAS JUST WORKING ON THAT YIFF YIFF GRR SONG, TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# Late night annoying'ness...
YAY... God I need to go to beeeedd
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# what's stopping you?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# American friends on Ventrilo
:(
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:24, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck
i'm contemplating not going to bed at all
it's nearly time to get up ):
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:25, archived)
# Hehe
Yeah, staying up any longer than around 6-7am really screws up your sleeping pattern sometimes

But around 10am I usually get my second wind for a few more hours hehe

I'm kinda' used to late nights on the computer though ;P
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:27, archived)
# might have a little nap in a bit
i'm in uni at 11, which isnt so bad
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:32, archived)
# Ouchh really?
I have fridays off, mwahah! Thursday are my bull shit day though, 10am - 6pm, and up until 8pm if the lecturer wants us to come to the drop in session :(
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# that's rubbish
i'm in mondays whenever...
tuesdays 9am to 9pm.. rather solidly
wednesday off (useless!)
thursdays 9am to 7pm
and fridays depends on the week.

plus i have work at least two nights a week...
meh...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:40, archived)
# Whoah those are horribly long days...
Monday: 11 - 1, Tuesday: 9-10 :x, Wednesday: 9 - 5

I guess I get it kinda' easy... and I'm too lazy to work
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:44, archived)
# what part of Merkinland?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:26, archived)
# Merkingland?
As in some place where cases are dealt? People are shit on, etc?

Not really sure how to answer that ;]
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:28, archived)
# silly :D
I mean what part of america?

ARSE THAT WAS MY 23K!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:29, archived)
# Lewl :x
I'm talking to 3 of 'em right now; One is from Florida, two from New Jersy... I have a bunch of others from Massachusetts I've known for almost 4 years, but they have school tomorrow ;P

I'm going to visit them at Xmas I think, procrastanated the visit in summer... one is coming to London in June xD

RAWR RANDOM MEETUPS

(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:31, archived)
# rawr for internet meetups
and the USA :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# are you in the usa right now?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:36, archived)
# YOU JUST MISSED OUT ON YOUR CHANCE FOR SEX.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:40, archived)
# nope
but I was for the last week, basking in the California sun.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:41, archived)
# Indeed :]
LANs are fun too, but don't attend many anymore ;P
(irMrk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# HELLO DOCTOR COCK
HOW THE HELL IS YOUR HANGOVER AFTER THE RAPE SESSION I LINED UP FOR YOU AFTER LAST NIGHT'S NIGHT OUT WITH THE MAN WHO RAPES PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE UP FOR IT AND ARE SILLY AND ARE STUPID AND ARE UP FOR IT. BOY I KNOW. I BET YOU LOVED IT AND LIVED IT. I BET IT WAS THE BEST DAY OR NIGHT OF YOUR DAY OR NIGHT LIFE. AND I BET YOU FELT THE BLISS OF A GOOD RAPEHOLD IN THE ARSE-HOLD. UP THE BUM. IN THE BUM. OF THE BUM. REGARDING THE BUM. THE BUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:28, archived)
# PARDON?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# I BUMMED HIM WITH BUMMING
AND THEN WHEN HE WAS DEAD I BUMMED HIM SOME MORE WITH BUMMING AND BUMS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# YOU'D BUM A BUM WITH A BUM
AND THEN YOU'D BUM THAT. I KNOW YOU'D BUM THAT. AND THEN YOU'D BUM SOMETHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:36, archived)
# DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO RAPE YOU?
I FOUND BLOOD IN MY SEAMEN YESTERDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# I FOUND BLOOD IN YOUR SUBMARINE
EXPLAIN THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:35, archived)
# I got a bloody nose while sailing.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# Nobody has a nose THAT big!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# I'm part jewish.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)
# AND PART BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# that
rules so much
(I helped save b3ta! schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Whammo.
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(joeydoo, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:19, archived)
# Liar
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(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:31, archived)
# ginormous
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:35, archived)
# Obviously bigger than yours, Halsne
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:37, archived)
# hehe....hows it going bud?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:48, archived)
# 'Ning!
Ah not bad...been busy. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:50, archived)
# yeah been busy with work this week too

looking forward to meeting a few friends tonight, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan :()
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:54, archived)
# Lucky sod!
I've a load of painting scheduled and god knows what else along decorating lines. *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:05, archived)
# haha...you love going to B&Q
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I wish it was that simple. I'm helping redecorate a bungalow that my Granfather's moving into, when the council should really be doing it. It's their thing but they're being arses about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:16, archived)
# My penis is exceptionally large, thankyou for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:41, archived)
# Can it do
this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:41, archived)
# awww thats lully
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:46, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:08, archived)
#
nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:47, archived)
# The official penis of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:50, archived)
# I'm watching a show
It has a girl in a green wig and ninjas and a guy in a shark outfit.

TV is pretty crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:57, archived)
# It certainly is.
I prefer to sit in front of my computer and hit f5 heaps.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:58, archived)
# It got better.
Bill Cosby is on, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:01, archived)
# He'll never be as good as Bing Crosby.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:09, archived)
# He's slightly funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:11, archived)
# Bing didn't have to try to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:13, archived)
# Bing felched me using a biro
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:17, archived)
# He certainly knew how to put on a good show.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:18, archived)
# he assfucked a donkey live on stage, and then jizzed over the front row
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:19, archived)
# "WHICH ONE OF YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCHES IS GOING TO TAKE MY SPUNK IN THE FACE?"
-Bing Crosby
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:20, archived)
# "LETS DO A SPITROAST!"
- Bob Hope
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# "I can take a third fist in my pussy, I NEED A THIRD FIST IN MY PUSSY, YOU STUPID WHORES"
- Aretha Franklin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# "Which one of you cunts has only got one bollock?"
- Mother Theresa
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:24, archived)
# power rangers?

/sounds to me like
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:16, archived)
# i cant get hold of one at the moment
hang on
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:15, archived)
# LADIES HAVE PENISES TOO. I WAS RAISED TO NOT BE SEXIST.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:17, archived)
# what the hell brings you to be up at this hour?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:19, archived)
# work
and returning from work to find a housemate in peices due to a best friend back home passing away ):
poor guy
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# floating about in space
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:26, archived)
# I went to the moon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:27, archived)
# V. nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:31, archived)
# I like this a lot.
www.b3ta.com/board/6313096
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:35, archived)
# interesting
just needs a thumbing beat and some ambient whale noises.

anyhoo..g'night
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:37, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:42, archived)
# Cor!
You've been making some especially lovely stuff recently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:36, archived)
# flooooooaty
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:18, archived)
# egad
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:20, archived)
# aaawwww yes.....excellent stuffs

WYH
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:20, archived)
# Show-off!
Very well done! What's the source for the 60's dancer? I wouldn't mind using that for something.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:21, archived)
#
here... I think you'll have to set up an account if you don't already have one, but it's free.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:25, archived)
# Thanks very much :D
I'm hoping they're not .mov files as this comp doesn't like them.
EDIT: works fine. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:31, archived)
# I like this
however, my browser does not.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:21, archived)
# Shall I link it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:22, archived)
# Nah.
It's not too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:25, archived)
# slap it about a bit
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:22, archived)
# good lord

EDIT: Also a w00 from MrKane
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:22, archived)
# THIS IS MELTING MY BRIAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:33, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU GRONKY
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:34, archived)
# I DON'T BELIEVE IN JAIL. YOU CAN'T PUT ME THERE IF I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:36, archived)
# i like your late night stuff
though i'm still not sure when you're sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ahem




shuffles away again
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:15, archived)
# *slaps wrists*
No!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:18, archived)
# Right.
See, it's all fucked up on the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:18, archived)
# TJ
Anyone know what this is all about?

screenshot from my PC 5 mins ago
www.b3tards.com/u/c37ae80ddc3db614dfff/whatthefeck.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:27, archived)
# Yeah.
You clicked 'OK' when you should have clicked 'shove off you fucking twat'.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:29, archived)
# In what way?
I never ok'd anything, that was the first warning I got - it didn't say 'do you want to shut down' it said 'you will be shut down'
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:30, archived)
# Right
scan your machine anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:32, archived)
# Ah I see
you think it's malicious rather than moronic?

good idea
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:34, archived)
# Depends if you like it, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:35, archived)
# Haha!
Stupid Windows. My only problem is "restart later" seems to mean "bother the fuck out of me every 5 mins until I give in"
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:31, archived)
# That's what I used to get
now it's decided that that little annoyance is not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:32, archived)
# This!
I tried peeing in the trashcan, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:33, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning all

oh yeah and first time I used this cocking image
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:10, archived)
# That face reminds me of someone, but I can't think who.
Please show us the events described by this poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:19, archived)
# He was one of the Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:21, archived)
# Pffft!
'Ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:23, archived)
# 'ning!
I really should get to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:25, archived)
# But will you go in the end?
Well if you are have a good one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:26, archived)
# I have done
and it's nice!

G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:30, archived)
# G'night sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:31, archived)
# *stabs your eyes with tiny, tiny cats*

I require sleep. Good night to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:26, archived)
# G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:48, archived)
# Hahaha
His face probably looks like most things I post on here. As for the events, they'll be in tomorrow's tabloid nonsense*


*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:23, archived)
# You probably need a new source image
much like this compo
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:26, archived)
# Yeah
I've been using others all day/night. Just spaz back through my posts and see. I thought I'd use the obligatory one for a laugh.

/my others were much better if I might say so myself
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Where's the customer service?
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 3:05, archived)
# *i like this*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:03, archived)
# Oft....
It's like getting hole in one when no-one is around to witness it.

Cheers Bobby Rob Boss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 4:16, archived)

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