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#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Just a guess:
Are you American per chance?

EDIT: New Jersey. That'll be a yes then. "FIGURES!"
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# her sisters want her back.
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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# no! you fool!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I like this,
for different reasons than you do though, I suspect.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# bored & waiting 12 hours for a dental extraction
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# haha! The 24 hour banana channel
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# This should exist.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# this just in...
...huzzah!

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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# the one on the left
wins all!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# shouldn't there be seven?
ace anyway :)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# I think you're right, but the album cover says different
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Yay! Bumming train!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# ONE STEP BEYOND!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# make it wider.
i need a mad banner.

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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# That's skill
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Compo it!
Where is the shoeless fucker?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# a different version I did ages ago.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Caps lock?
Also, woo!

*edit* arse :)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Hats off to the zebras
The zebra is a much underrated animal, I say.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# This is chuffing ace.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Grandmacca of Shoes
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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# ace
totally ace!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha that is scary
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# it's gmos twenty years from now!
w/y
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Blimey
Frightening, but very good
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# This is really rather good.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# another one "apologies for nerdy joke"
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# have this obscurity award
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# lol
yiff!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# gosh! I finally...
...won something in b3ta!

=)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
yes.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Sorry, too obscure
even for me.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Cut !
Sound-Of-Music-bh01
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# squidboot?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# the nazis would try anything to foil her evil plan!
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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# More?
lightheaded.jpg
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# oof
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# HAHA
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# squitsy tiem!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# That's fantastic
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# ack! *dies*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
oh god
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# happy b3tAday
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# heh.
she's got one fucked-up mouth.

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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Well i've got to do SOME sort of photoshopping
or I feel guilty for just theiving pics and adding text.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Pfft!
happy b3taday.

i would have made cake with a jam filling. but, well...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Prefer
Lemon Curd.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# me too. I tried 'Lime curd with vodka' the other day. Very nice it was too.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Lime cordial is good.
Lime spread on toast is bad.....
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# 51.16 kB
;)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# naughty
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# 52KB????
You're just taunting me now, aren't you?!

;-)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# *bums*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# 52K?!
hello new person. please read our FAQ. cheers.

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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# *slaps*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# you wouldn't slap superman!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# I would - he wouldn't put up much of a fight thesedays, as he's dead.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# he's not dead, he's only sleeping.
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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# then I shall bide my time...and pounce!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
# is that for real?
nice photoshoping if not
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# photoshopped
i'm crap at real stencils
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# i love stencilling.
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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# nice work indeed
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# nicely done
but the blur doesn't look quite right
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# I didn't realise this was worth1000.com ;)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:31, archived)
# you've been told already.
it's worth50kb.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# I started the day with bad puns, and i'll end with them too.
weigh.jpg
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Ouch. The pun. It hurts.
Happy B3taday!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# come back Dave
all is forgiven
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# pfffft happy b3taday!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# ouch.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Thanks,
But I don't fancy unwrapping this...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# just a plug for your leak, miss.
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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# cor! Those nipple thingies look painful
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# but it's a good pain.
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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh. Starting to get a bit bored of Macca.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# What?
I photoshopped the source picture...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# this made me lol
i don't know why...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# BECAUSE HE HAS DOWN'S SYNDROME.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# yep. that's it.
hey, if you can't laugh at yourself laugh at those less fortunate than you.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo! to both!

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I love you.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Afinkawan-namarryhimandhavebabies!
\o/

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Of course you do
but I'm afraid I must now run away and drink lots of Old Rosie.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# so is everyone without a tin ear.
good stuff.

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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Aye.
Me also. Infact, I was bored of the Macca malarky before the compo started.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] at last macca finds a real job
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Has a creepy quality to it.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# the tunnocks experiment
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# haha YES! Haven't seen Tunnocks boy round these parts for a while.
woo!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# huzzah!
you can slither about my laboratory anytime.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# he wants to eat your 'teacakes'
woo, sir.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# How odd.
Give him his teacakes quickly!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Crivens! Ace! but I just wet my pance . . .
Talking of scarey . . .


(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha excellent
i love the quivering spider lip
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# ta
I used mose of Friday's bandwidth making this

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Eeeek/Woooo!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# TUNNOCKSMOTHERFUCKER
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# excellent, excellent
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexy Time!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:28, archived)
# yay
/goes off to watch Jay and Silent Bob
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# I almost did a trouser milk
at that scene
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Her what plays Faith in Buffy,
and that bint from Wrong Turn?

Fuck yeah.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Justice is dead
or so Jay thinks
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Is that what it's from?
I just grabbed it off gif dump :D

/and with that I'm popping to the shop.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# i no longer like Gifdump
as i saw a pig's head chainsawed off. and then an anal prolapes.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Pfft. I saw those too.
I fwapped.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# needs more crushing death.
much, much more....
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# *waits*
*presses ESC at the right time*

*enjoys*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] With a little help from my friends....
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:26, archived)
# First compo entry that made me smile.
Nicely done, sir/madam/other.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# ta muchly
squire
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# I agree with him.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# stupid seal.
kill the remaining beatles, please. and lots of other people.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Hahaha.
This did make me laugh.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# That gets my
Beatle of approval...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# STOP HIM.....hes a B3ta'rd trying to escape
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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# This is very nice indeed.
*clicks*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Ta
My first ever click!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Have another
*clicks*

most woo!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)
# And a click from me too
Nice one
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# aceness!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# good stuff.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# nicely!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# little buggers
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aceicles!

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# haha!
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(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha!
very good
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Still the champ

rocky
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# WTF?
The girl on the left is quite hot though.

For a teenager.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# do you mean
before or after she had the cr*p kicked out of her?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Ning!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Hehehehe
looks like I got here in time ;)

'ning wwwwww
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# fucking enzyme ADAMTS13
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# damn it.
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)
# more amusingly,
it cleaves von Willieband factor
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:13, archived)
# teehee
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)
# tehehehe willy!
he said a swear! *snigger*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
fab as ever :D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)
# That's what killed Lonnie's dad
And pfffft.

edit: maybe not, it was a different scrubs episode.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:16, archived)
# haha
i see i'm not the only person who watches scrubs ;)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Hurrah. Was I right then?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:20, archived)
# i think so...
someone's dad died from it...
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Aha, it was.
But the only quote for it has a typo which was why I couldn't find it earlier. It was also what the two similar patients had that JD and Dr Cox took to see who was better.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:27, archived)
# i think you need to get rid of that 'r' in your username ;)
EDIT: haha! your sig....

"WHO AM I?" *glomp*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# You're not the first to suggest it.
I think I did for a little while but noone noticed so I changed it back.

edit: I'd forgotten that was my sig too.
*tackles*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Yay for Scrubs :D
And a woo to Will while i'm here.


*relurk*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Thumbs have feet?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
# well, don't yours?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:26, archived)
# That would be...
an example of an item of 100% of teh ace!

woo!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# There's a new rival antiseptic on the market, aimed at internet geeks.


Pick one of "it seemed like a good idea at the time", "it worked better in my head", or "apologies for nerdy joke".
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Well
I liked it.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# /had to google to get the joke
now i'm educated

woo yay!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)
# yeah, but nothing works faster than UDP
*spreads the nerdlove*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Me likes
Me is nerdy
Me is clicking "I like this!"
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)
# *wibbles*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Heh
Yours is better

and smaller
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)
# eggcellent


*kills self*
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# his 5 year mission
to boiledly go where etc etc

Woo!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)
# thats oeufful
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# I think you
poached that from someone.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:39, archived)
# i'd tell you
but i don't want to whisk it
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# .
cracking stuff.

/careful not to make any bad yolks here.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
#
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

good 'ning all, just dropped by for a quicky
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:53, archived)
# that is a satisfying url
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)
# 57KB?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Were you
bullied as a child?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Yes...
yes I was. It was you, wasn't it. I'm telling teacher now though, that'll show you.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:02, archived)
# as a child?
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Ow for chrissakes!
Get a grip on yourself...it's only 56.21 KB
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Dunno where all these size nazis came from
Ive posted several images 60-80kb in size and no one has complained.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Yeah me too
The compexity of my drawing means that they are always pretty weighty
But no one's ever complained.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# that's because everything you post is fucking fantastic
:D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# fucking hell get a life.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)
# fucking hell
I thought changing my sig line would clarify things but obviously I've been off b3ta for too long.


Let me spell it out: mugatu is a long-time b3ta poster. mugatu is very talented. mugatu's image is slightly over the recommended size limit given in the FAQ. I found it amusing to post a FAQ link to a long-term poster in imitation of the board nazis who'll jump on anyone who transgresses a FAQ statement.

This obviously didn't work for anyone but me. Please accept my apologies for thinking that b3ta was still a place where one could post something that people might be capable of thinking about before replying.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# How was anyone supposed to know it was in jest, if you gave no indication of such?
It just looked like a very petty and unrequired dig.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# See the above.
I honestly didn't think it would be necessary. I now stand, or sit, corrected and will be sure to add a stupid emoticon to indicate my mood at time of writing to all my future posts.*

:-|

* emoticons may not always be included in future posts
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# sorry for jumping on you a bit
It's just that b3ta has been flooded with really petty 'Read the FAQ' posts recently, and it was impossible to tell your response apart from one of those.

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Ah, I wasn't aware of that.
I apologise for provoking the misinterpretation of my intentions; I've not really bothered to read too many of the replies recently.


p.s. I still think it's a very good post, BTW.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# WHAT!?!?!
You didn't read replies?

READ THE F*^KING BOARD NOOB!

;-)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# for what it's worth at this point...
...i got the joke.

then again, i have cable so these size issues never affect me. everyone have a nice cup of hemlock and simmer down.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)
# How peculiar.
She looks smug about it though.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)
# 'she'?
yipes.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:01, archived)
# 'he'?
yipes twice.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# haha
that's great that is.

you could also try seeing what it looks like if she hwas holding a spoon and stiring the water herself. just a thought :)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:06, archived)
# woo!
The first time i've had a genuine "waits for it to animate" moment thought :(

(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
so that's how he does it :)
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:16, archived)
# I WANT
to click "I like this".

But I can't
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Me too
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# look at him!
he bloody loves it!

the dirty slag!
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Umm...yeah
Woo and all that.
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Sorry, but I always have two lumps

Woo, Yay & feckin' Hoopla :D
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)
# no sugar for me please, sugar
(, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)

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