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# I was scared...
...by this so thought I should find someone to save us!



here for big
(johninnit, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# almost the same
for the Wii/creationism South Park episodes

Except they evolved in to Buck Rogers and talking otters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# erm, yeah
^this
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# oopela!
oops - didn't see that one (blushes)
(johninnit, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# hehe
reminds me of the latest South Park episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# last click of the day
FUCKING WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# It gets fab points from me.
'Cause it's fab.

(Not to be confused with fap points.)
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# had to be animated


thanks sugar!
b3ta.com/board/6564074
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# yes, this
woo to this and the original
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# ^this^
and then some for both!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# :)
You're all great big lovelies.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# inspire people to animate much do you?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Haha, apparently :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# It is
coloured like the hue of a solenoid!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Hurrah!
Just done the same, but faster!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# BOOGIE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
#
*Jives*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# uh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# arses
edit: fixed, must have missed the /a
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Groovetastic!

goodnight, I'm off
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# you saw it too!
HAD to be animated:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Hahahaha *spazzes out*
Yay, I gave you all something to do
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Yep
Your a one woman b3ta entertainment facility
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Great screen action
At the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Its a mini spack
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Most excellent!
I didn't have the patience to finish my attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# fucking bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] This took too long for how shabby it looks...

Very very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# no offence to you
but this must be the worst compo of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# EVERY BLOODY WEDNESDAY
90% of all compo entries for all compos are shite, then you get some rare beauties that come out about 4 days in when people have had time to really think about it and not just do the obvious.

This isn't directed offensively at anyone by the way, just a long-time-coming rant :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# I find the best ones turn up on Monday afternoon

(except for all of mine of course)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# It'd have to be close to it.
At least its not an "allowable bandwagon" like the previous compo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Blentinue!


Fight My Groam Ship

Fight My Little Britain DVDs
Fight the good fight, lose the good firh
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# First piccy posty thing


Sometimes when life gets too much, you just can't take that next continue.

Apologies for length.
(Mantra2k, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# EMO!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Painted toenails as well
that panda's HARDCORE
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# cow's just a wannabe emo

nice piercings though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# pear is truly evil though
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# gaah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# how do you sleep at night?
(no friends Tasting your cake., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# alone and crying
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# I don't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Now that is creepy, Duke
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# creepy kiddies you say?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# You dropped this:
/myspace
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# What did you just call me?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# snothing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# s'ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Yea but what rocks is when someone gives up
and fucks off. Then you turn up and notice they still have a quids worth of credits in the game.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# That is the best feeling ever.
Only slightly better than the feeling of fresh cheese smeared onto your bum cheeks, though.
(Mantra2k, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Hard or soft cheese?
Cos it makes all the difference. Bit of brie between the cheeks is so much more pleasant than that cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Port Salut
I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Sometimes more than one
Is so much more gratifying, you just have to be greedy sometimes.
(Mantra2k, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# I bleed the tears of a thousand sorrows for you
for being emo
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# High Score!
Enter name _ _ _ !
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# A A A
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# A S S
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# COK
(Mantra2k, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# D I K
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# P O O
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# E M O
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Oh you had to
Go and lower the tone of the post didn't you?
(Mantra2k, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# that is sadness
=(
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Blentinue!
Taken from "The Diaries of 'Bristol Tertian-Berry' : 1929"...
"'Blentinue' was a word I coined while hunched over in the trenches of World War I. It was a frightening time, I saw friends and enemies
blown limb from limb, blood scattered like darkening dew on the grassy fields we fought upon. Sad, sad times. But some of my greatest
friends harken from that era - hardened in comradeship by strife and woe. I dedicate this word, 'Beltinue' to them, and the fallen ones.

All stand for the fallen ones"

Bristol Tertian-Berry died in February 2003. He is survived by 7,622 daughters, two sons and a teapot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# You spilt jam
on your note!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# I couldn't tell
I thought it was tomato sauce
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# 'ning eveyone!
Just reading back through the last hour or so of the board, and since it looks like no-one's done this yet, I thought I'd make this for mediocre...


edit: seamless, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# chump chump chump
Chunder. Woosome indeed
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Is he called that because that's the sound he makes when he...
...
oh...
...
oh god...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Arf
Can I pester you for the source for that?
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Of course!
Do you mean the chump bit or the dog bit?
(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# The sicking doggy please
I'd love a piddle around with it
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# I stole it from war3n3xt, here:
www.b3tards.com/u/2f388f8779e023ab553f/dogsick11.gif
(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
Awesome. But no.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# ha ha!
I remember that video!
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
It has actually been done, but yours is better. Awoooo!

That's the third time today someone's made me a pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# You're
worth it
(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# *feels speshul*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Them's ace
and they very clearly like tha' MOON
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# But not,
and let me be totally clear on this matter, as much as a SPOON
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
Shitting christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# The manbear's now a Mandog...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# I think it's time I shaved my cat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# cor! would!
just imagine how smelly its fanny is!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Shaved the rest of it, you mean.
I think it could also do with some contact lenses.
And a swift and thorough spaying.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# blimey, can I see the original cat picture
(it looks identical to my cat)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# I found it from google images
www.bytehead.org/blog/Pics/Hairyreclining.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# clearly the same breed
But a different face to mine......
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/Daisy3.jpg
Although she needs a comb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
#
maincoone cats are clearleh the way forwards.
(no friends Tasting your cake., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# How Fluffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Where do you shop for the
cat spectacles?
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# haha!
the scruffy bugger
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# goddamn
pfft....thats an ugly motherfuckin cat - are you prepared for "what lays beneath"? Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# PANTS BEGONE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the fans I think
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Arf!
Nick could do a blinding panto I reckon :D
Wouldn't be one for the kids though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# a big WOO & YAY
for local content :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Yay indeed.
Have a state premier
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# theres some good advertising space there
just going to waste:
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# HAHAHA!
So true!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Here we go
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# a genuine laugh out loud moment my good sir!
its funny cause he's such a fucking fascist!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Whoops
Minouge?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Awwwwwww
Feck.

*EDIT* Fixed!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image HostingCFBPhotobucket - Video and Image HostingCFB
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# CARS GO FAST AND THEY MAEK LOUD NOISES.
WHEN I DRIVE IN MY CAR I TAKE IT VERY FAR.
AND I RUN OVER GIRLS AND BOYSES.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# i run over americans ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# ow.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# *runs away from Dr. Dyslexia
/giggles
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# 'lo Doc
Must be the night shift. Which means I'll see you in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Car!
It's a car!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# I got an XR2i -- BRAND NEW -- in 1990
Fucking bastard thing was shit.
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Huge thankyous to Felix for the necessary background information.


EDIT: It looks much better bigger, but for some reason photobuckets uploading them really small. The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# i
love
that!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# an
im



ATE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Oh god, the fear!
That would blow my MIND, maaan.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# right!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# When I get the necessary skillz
I shall.

Hahaha, GLEEEEEE! You utter ninja :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# i didn't do a very good job
but i tried :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# You beat me to it!
*closes editing software*

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# For the time it took, it's sterling work :)
Flash? Tweens?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Awwwww
Luvtelly
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# those ppl have tv sets for heads.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Yes. Yes they do.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# because real people dont and these people do.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# These aren't real people though.
Its TVBoy.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# whats on tv? a picture of a heart?
that show sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# *bodypops*
Woo!
Animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# ^^
100%
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# If you put your eyes right up near the screen
And shake your head
it kind of animates itself
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha
Fantastic, thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# brilliant
just what's needed here
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# You can always count on me to not do a compo post.
'Ning m'dears.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# 'ning to you too
you can always rely on yours being ace too
Edit: (saw your TV headache now as well!)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# *blush*
Pfft!

Whats the date of that Vileevils gig again? I forget, because I'm useless like that.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Tues 23rd Jan 2007
Carling Bar Academy
but having an awful time finding out when or if tickets are available
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Oof.
I shall keep my eyes peeled, really dont want to miss that one.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# i've got others checking too
will let you know as soon as i know
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# this is super!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# :D
That is most ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Prunes, you are my hero!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I likey!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# that am woo!
and what everyone else says. animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Panto.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# He's inside you!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# It's only polite
to give the reacharound.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahah
Dear god.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# ha ha
arn't the speech bubbles breaking all cartoon bubble rules?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# pffft
www.b3ta.com/board/6563909
(no friends Tasting your cake., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# I'm buying your book for my brother-in-law for Christmas.
And one for myself:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Good.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# HOBBIT FEET!
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# yes but
the " hes behind you " speech bubble should be on top, as convention has us read speech bubbles in that order.

so it never worked because i read " i know .... " 1st off
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Yes.
This is correct. I did this too.
(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Hold on to your sporrans, it's...
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# what?
this isn't NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Shock horror!
Wot, no Rab C Nesbitt?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Its quick, its dirty...
The bathtub is a metaphor for sociopolitical unease in rural Slovakia.

(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# made me pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# haha
I thought it might have been an event sponsored by www.russianbrides.com
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# What the hell is this?
somebody save her from the waterghost!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Haha
*awaits pr0no movie of this to come out
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Very pfft-worthy
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got my tickets
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# it's your no. 1 fantasy panto
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# You bet
That's why I've got my tickets already.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Ahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Supreme smutty humour guaranteed!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Mind bleach time!
Arggh, arf, but arrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha
...
...
...now I'm afraid to go to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Old stuff. I could spend all night here, posting stuff from my website that has never been on b3ta. But we'd all get bored. And I need an early night. I am getting up early to meet my dad at the airport. Stansted. It looks like lego.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# night night sexy time
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Oh, I'm not going to bed yet. Perish the thought.
I will waste another hour on the web, doing nothing that fulfils me emotionally, but exacerbating my stinging eyes and my aching RSI arm.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# *joins*

*rubs necks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# hi dad.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Grand!
I'm looking forward to being 50.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Sounds good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Sounds all good to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# i do hope
i don't look like that when i'm 50
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# 50? I had mine at 39
Bought the motorbike and the convertible too.

Got wet.
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# I'm 50.
I must be pretty cool for my age to be hanging out on B3TA.

Uh oh, it's time to change my diapers. Later!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Craptic Crossword:
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# is 12 across
'penis bum arse'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# soapy tit wank is the first one I looked at and got ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# aha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# That makes me feel a little bit sick.
Sorry.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# yes its too early in the morning to think about this
*gets more coffee
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Seems I've turned up just as we should be changing shifts.
I'm never usually here when the Doctor is in the house, and now all this talk of morning.
It's 22.16 for pete's sake!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# It's 9:17am here...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Graaaahhblgggguhhhhhrrrmmmm!!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# I love puzzles


Edit: The boy benkai did a wordsearch if anyone's interested (although it's a little less retarded than the above)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# this still make me glee like a mother
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Haha
I'd say those puzzles would be considered difficult for footballers...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# i like this
very very much.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)
# does anyone need answers?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# this is utterly brill
I laughed
(altobunny likes orange cats, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# GARFEILD II: THE TALE OF TWO KITTIES,
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Hmmm...
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/puzzles.html
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# haha
but who is "Barbra Reisands" an anagram of?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Bra Sand Rise Bar
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Barbra Streisand.
All the anagrams are very simple. I have taken the first letter of their surname and put it at the end of the word. Challenging.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# you missed the T off
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] And that's...
...enough of that.

(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# *groans
but clever
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Someone had to do it...
... and it appears I am the martyr.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# gah I'm so slow!
I was thinking:

mime pants?
pants mime?
underwear performer?

RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# grrrrrrrr
www.b3ta.com/board/6508906
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# That took me way too long to get!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# ERECTION
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# help me.
i lost mine on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# i think i found it
on the bus
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# can i please have it back please.
i need it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# i'll give you mine instead
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# what for?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# i work at a toystore.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# do you also have a detachable penis?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
#


Detatchable Penis
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# thats
a nice song
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# I was listening to King Missile this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
# That's the only track of his I know.
can you recommend a good album by him?
or anyone else for that matter
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# they didn't make a lot
2 or 3 albums, I think. Happy Hour is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# OK, cheers.
Getting it now.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# torrent!
3 albums
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Bookmarked
I'll just get the one for now, but thanx.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# there you go
I wouldn't say it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# ERECTION
ERECTION
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Going up anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# WooYay!
EREC⊥ION!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I think we should go along in a B3ta fun bus!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# orville is green
cuddles is mean

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)
# hurrah!
a funny one.

and possibly extreme if you're of an opposing ideology.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# the book did cause a ripple or two when it came out I believe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I used to love Orville
Never got on with cudddles though!


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Haha!
I wouldn't mind seeing that actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] *clutches armpits*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
i facking LOVE that maaaan! (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd love to see Trainspotting done by a load of toffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# ACE!
I'm going to roll this out as it had such a brief life the first time around.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Woo!
I must have missed it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# woo!
'tis grand
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# I like this compo
it's not a bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# the midget on the left worries me slightly.
woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
# I have him in my shites Mish Moneypenny
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:02, archived)

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