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# 'toon!


(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Yay for the wank sock
!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:23, archived)
# you are a man among gods.
or something...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah it's crap I know. under 40k though


Ba Boom
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Right, a bit experimental, let's see how it goes...
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You fucking genius
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# would
thats a very nice tit.

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# you wanna get that tennis elbow sorted it's hideous..
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# How strange...
but rather hypnotic
does this make me a perv?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Okay..
and thank you
*downloads pornography*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:17, archived)
# stay back
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# that's quite strange
but quite cool
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# argh!
cos they are different heights, i think.

cut off the top of pic 4 and add it to the bottom of pic 2, and it should work ok.

edit:
If that's too hard, rotate them 90 degrees and it should work.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)
# true, can't be arsed to edit now though
I'll bear it in mind
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)
# see my edited advice
and you won't need to copy any bits of animation around.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)
# almost there!
ah there's a few black bits to chop off once you've rearranged them :)

edit: woo!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)
# you star
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Try this...




(EDIT) This was meant to solve your initial problem, with the gap showing while standing vertically. Now you`ve gone and rotated it. Grr.
Ah well, nevermind. :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)
# ooh squishy
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)
# he has come to sex your children
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)
# this could be a new picture quiz
swiss mp or porn star
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)
# it was quite strange
how many of the swiss mps looked like porn stars
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)
#
but surely most swiss MPs are porn stars?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)
# AND IM HERE FOUR YYOUR WIFE!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] To Hull and back
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Yay!!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# ha ha ha!
and Graham Norton as Amon Goetz!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# FAMOUS ACTOR.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# I see the Sheen Theme
It's everywhere.

More sheen hookers please

and coke
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)
# oo, showing in reading


bah, i didnt even see the reading hexagon at the top, i was going on the phone number
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# for the Seinfeld fans
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# hhahahahahahaha.
so funny I wont even call you out for it being NSWF.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# A giant hand?
or knob?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# wow.
Am i glad i logged on or what!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# hey kids

its robot cyclops tuber bob - floatin about on his magical teatowel (whilst thinking about mandarins).
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# it looks like
he has thrush on crust :(
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# wee.
i am enjoying myslef.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Hahaha
you are not well...
but I like you :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# just one of those drawings that started with good intentions
but went horribly wrong
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
#
wrong right

;)
how rude of me.. I forgot your woo
Woo!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:11, archived)
#
*i like this*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] He really is behind you...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:57, archived)
# GTA: Middlesbrough
I`d buy it, just so I could beat up a load of chavs with a baseball bat!

Click for bigger... not that you would want to, of course!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Don't knock it
It's a beautiful city. So many shades of grey, it's like a monochrome rainbow.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:57, archived)
# boro smells..
yeah !
vv
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# vv?
?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)
# by which you mean
lets knock it: it's a festering spaghole with no discerning features bar the Riverside Stadium, where the nation goes for a laugh.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Except for the fact that...
...it`s a town, not a city.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# WOO
gta boro, id buy it, lots of street racing in neon cald nova's :D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# that should be a panto
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# First compo moan
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)
# save on jewrish books.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)
# i'm going to save on jewish books!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Siegfriend? Who the &@*" is Siegfriend?
It's late, and I've not had access to Tattyshop for months. The Extreme bit comes in enduring the fecker for that long....

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# wwewwlallkafkkjkddf.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Hmmm...
Couldn't have put it better myself.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# hey, I've posted an image!


First one, ashally. Mucking about with a digital photo.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# well done
you have successfully posted an image
Here is your 1st image badge.
O
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
fucking hilarious woot!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Christ, and I thought I had gone a long time without posting an image
that's some top lurking
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Hmm..



EDIT: partly inspired by Yeknom
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)
# hoho!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# winner!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# ROFL
You made her look like Charlie Sheen!

Genius!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)
# what a man.
what a man.
what mighty good man.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I had an idea
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I shall be making them more complicated indeed now that works.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# James May and Oz Clarke's
secret love child
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Sloth?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# amoebaboy
at the brum bash in feb
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# no no, this Sloth
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)
# ARGH!!!! Kill it hard!
But Condy likes it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Go on then, don't leave me in suspense.
Woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Arrgghh!
Kill it! Kill it hard!!!



That is most exellent! Woo yay!

*clickery*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# arrgghh!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# This makes my inevitable journey to the bog
FULL OF TEH FEAR
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Grand!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:57, archived)
# haha
what's that from?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)
# It from that David Lynch film
Mullwogan Drive.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# ah
i must watch that
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Nice
On a different note, you can add this to your Beattie gallery if you like.
www.b3ta.com/board/6564344
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Okay, ta.
I'll get the "All things Beattie" link working soon.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)
# mmmnnnnnnggggggg!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)
# OMFG YOU KILLED EDDIE!
nice, nice.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
# I'm just warning you, if they offer you 'magic potion', don't drink any.


More things of this ilk at this site.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# You've just gone and...
sullied everything good about my childhood.

But despite that you get wooyays.

Edit: I just noticed Obelisk's big ol ginger merkin. Double wooyays sir. That is fucking spectacular.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# I concur with all of this post.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# I am also in agreement with this post
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# as am I
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# ditto
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# yup, me too
my childhood is ruined forever
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Terribly sorry, old chap,
perhaps I won't disclose the truth behind Tintin, then.

Also, thank you, squire!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# tintin? too late my friend
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Everyone knows
Tintin is boffing the dog.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo!
Wooooooooooooooooo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Qu'est-ce que c'est? Sacrebleu - c'est Merde!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Ye Gods
by Toutatis!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Euew! But woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# at least he can't complain
about no lube
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# I'd complain
Olive oyl is no Wilma
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# fucking hell!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# i feel
that this is a link and not your work?
prove me wrong!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Erm, well
I'm the Tom Nash from the site (hence the Nash Odyssey). The site is also hosted on my nashspace.net domain, which is ALSO hosting my old www.nashspace.net/anashodyssey website.

Pow!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# I refuse to believe someone with a talent for drawing has posted an image on the internet
It's very woo though, if a little Aaaargh!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Haha, well then
You'll be glad to know that I don't actually do the drawing. My friend Will does. We come up with ideas together, he draws them, and I stick them on the site.

It's the partnership of DREAMS.

But we're not gay.

Honest.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# nicely done...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)
# yay
it was just the way you worded it.
I likes it alls though :D
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Oh no
my youth, corrupted for ever
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# and that ladies and gentlemen

is goodnight
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha, good god.
Night!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# night
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Brahm Stoker's
Car-cula - A salty 1998 Ford Fiesta, with shiny metallic paint and air conditioning, coated in delicious vampires.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# eh?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# *clicks*
*groans*
*repeats - woo!*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# thanks
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# haha woo yay
That's pretty fucking special.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# ta
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# So how else, in the past,
have they arrived at their destination?



'night.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# night
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# genius
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# haha
Goodnight!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# night indeed
.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
# My mind's in an odd place today
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(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Is nuts!!!
/Taoist
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Everything Zen...
I don't think so.

/Bush

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# ommmm...
and woooooooo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# hehe
Do the Buddhist Monks eat these to keep themselves "regular"?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# they'd be fools not to it it's low low price
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# apparently Sutcliffe was the 5th Beatle...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Brahm Stoker's
Potatotula - a potato baked for 20 minutes in da oven and filled with delicious vampires.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# da oven?
teh nev has gone all street on our asses
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# psssst,
it was the drummer ;)

edit - my mistake...... could have sworn it was! I'm confusing him with Pete Best, you know, the alcoholic footballer :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Nonsense dear girl
He played Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# not george best?
ringos second twin
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# They kicked him out
because he was big-headed!!

Woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# I hear he's a demon,
when he starts swinging that axe around the stage.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# He looks abit like Kenny Loggins
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# *sings*
..if he had a hammer,
he'd hammer a whore in the morning,
a slag in the the evening
and a strumpet in the aaaaffffttteerrrnnooon!

Woo & Yay!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Presenting...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Brahm Stoker's
Fact-ula - a compendium of facts, coated in vampires.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# no offence, as you're not the only culprit
but what is the point of an Image Challenge brief/description if people don't adhere to it?

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# wildly innapropriate website
turned into a pantomime.


where's the problem?

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# its
stretching it, but you should have said the B3ta book of sick jokes there ;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# true
I haven't bought one yet.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# It's like
telling people "Don't start wars" and then what do they do, they only go and start a bloody war!

/Poland 1939 blog
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# No thing beats Beattie.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# I know you like your Beattie - So does Borat
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# i'd pay to see that
woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Another quickendorty
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Brahm Stoker's
Spatula
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Not only is she vampiric.
She's eight foot nine too.

And her spampurse smells like a metal pole.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# She's pole dancing against Sandpaper?
cocking heck that's going to smart
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# SandPiper?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# It's 23:13
I'm listening to Brian Eno's album, "Taking Tiger Mountain By Strategy"

What is your time/album situation?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# It's now 23:15
Album of choice: Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# HOLY FANTA, BATMAT!
You're 2 minutes further into the future than me!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# In the future there are robots
ITS SO FREAKING AWESOME YOUR PISS WILL EXPLODE
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# ARE THE ROBOTS
made from plastic or re-constituted materials made from Roy Walk'ers "Catchphrase" jackets?
ARE 'DEY? ARE 'DEY REALLY, LIKE?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# They are made from headphone wire
and soggy chips, like you know, when you put too much vinegar on and your chips go all mushy and stuff.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Christ!
I once put too much vinegar onto some chips, they absorbed all teh vinegearsa nd becam esome sort of superhumanchipthings.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# It is a hazard all to often glossed over by the main vinegar makers
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Hot Chip The Warning
Having just finished listening to Under Byen's Samme Stof Som Stof
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# YES!
*dances uncontrollably*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# My Time is 23:21
and I am listening to Jethro Tull "Aqualung"

I like Brian Eno, what's that album like?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# It's very good,
not his best, but Eno's "not his best" is like everyone elses "greatest"

It's Eno in fine "These lyrics make no sense" instrumental noodling mode.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Braw!
I'll download it and if it's any good I'll buy it.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Same time.
no music!
Everyone's gone to bed 'cept me
Sshh!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# GOING TO BED?
AT THIS HOUR? CRAZY HOUR?
DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP SHOUTING, KEEP'N YOU AWAKE, ALL LIKE?
EH?
SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU'RE SLEEPING TOO LOUDLY.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# It's 23.20
and It's a Creedence Clearwater Revival anthology on my wireless, good sir.
I like your airship and shall not run from it.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# It's 3:19pm on the west coast of Bushland.
I just listened to Tones on Tail. That group that Bauhaus became.

I'm braindead with names. Can't remember the tune.

edit- Now listening to The Germs. Waaaaaaa waaaaa wa!


WA!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Great album that Tiger is.
I'm going to cue and listen to 'The Drop'.

Woo4pic2
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# It is now 23:21
and I am listening to "Urban Funk Breaks", a Botchit compilation
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# That is an utterly
splendid choice.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)
# 23:27
Miscellaneous J-pop
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# 23:47
Samsas Traum: Die Liebe Gottes

/obscure music blog
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)

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