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# musta beendun bef



yep...you guessed it...
the cock is mine...
the pussy is the GF's



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(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Thanks!
for pushing that down the page...
edit :(sorry you have a ginger GF your GF has a ginger)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Miaow.
 

 
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)
# hahaha
took too long (seconds even) to get it...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)
# give us a kiss
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Wheres a frying pan when you need one?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:23, archived)
# that definately does NOT
give me a tingly feeling in my nip-nips.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)
# teethy shine
`


looks like she could do with some arm and hammer toothpaste...
on second thoughts...just the arm and hammer should do the trick
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Now we wait for someone to say 'I've had her'
Not me, thank you very much.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:31, archived)
# I was going to say it
but then I remembered mine didn't wear glasses.
I DO have standards after all.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)
# meant for each other...?



looks like lurve at first bite sight
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:34, archived)
# Fuck!!
Was sleepy
Now not going to sleep for hours.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)
# Give us a kiss...
Kiss
...or I'll bite ye!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)
# ggmos!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:07, archived)
# night
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:15, archived)
# G'night
Edit: bloody hell, LOOK AT THE TIME! Damn you F5 key.....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:17, archived)
# yeah...
damn you F5-programmed button on mouse....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:08, archived)
# now you've only gone and fucking done it.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:09, archived)
# I'm not sure what it is, but I'm impressed
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:10, archived)
# what on earth is that? it's very hypnotic
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Ah! Thats some of the finest smelge action I've ever seen.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:13, archived)
# eeep :)
woo.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:14, archived)
# Yay!
priddy and hypnotic
am becoming sleeeeeepyy
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# pfft.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# hehehehe
run little box, run.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# that goes very well with this rockabilly track I'm playing
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Matchbox?


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Hehehehe
Well done : )
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# ahahah
amazing!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
# evenin' you
I've spent my day eating seriously good cheese, drinking port and playing pictionary!

How art thou?

/isn't actually 47 years old blog
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)
# haha
good cheese and port? nothing better in the world. speaking of which, I found an AMAZING wine/cheese bar in London that you MUST try when you next come down. It's incredible.

I spend the day doing nothing, I was going to go to waitrose but never got around to it, then I made some yummy crouton-esque garlic toast out of a loaf of bread that was going stale, then went to see the holiday with my sister at the cinema. It might be the worst movie ever made but I still loved it.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# You and your Noel obsession!*
Woo!


*fetish
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)
# noel noel noel!
NOEL! NOEL!

He's awesome. *worships*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)
# oh shit!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# One more person uses my sauce.
And I am very happy.
You get woo. Lots of woo.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Your sauce is the best thing ever
While I was making the image, I saved the pics in a folder called "Sauce".

FACT!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Ultra
Rockin
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)
# EEEDDMUUUUUUUUNDSS!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)
# *broampipes*
HELLO!

*visits in the dead of night, when glaciers are melting*

Look over there, there's a superstar!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)
# *Sets soul alight*
Does the gay shift not happen anymore?

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:05, archived)
# And here I was thinking everyone else had forgotten it
*dons tights*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:30, archived)
# Hurrah!
Pants Begone!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Oh my!
My sauce made "popular!" Link the sauce!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)
# I would have replied last night
but ran out of posts, so woo now!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# oooh, that was tricky to do


Ran out of giraffe for the back end.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# How does one run out of giraffe?
Hmm can one buy giraffe meat anywhere?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Yeah,
but it's about $10000 a kilo as they're a bit hard to keep :o)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# They are only
Five foot - two, eyes are blue.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Just make your own :o)


Woo to the swaraffe / gwan!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# yay
cut-outs!

linky ??? :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Here y'are:
Page 1
Page 2

Print 'em out on card as big as you can, mine was full A4 but your printer won't go out right to the edges. Make sure you scale both pages the same amount :o)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# my printer will!
dammit. unless you've cursed my printer.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)
# woo
has A3 printer :)

/edit

Cooooor!
www.flying-pig.co.uk/pages/freesheep.htm
.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)
# wow - i had that actual book when i was a kid!
lots of sheepy paper-matronics to make. it was awesome.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)
# oooh cool!
that looks like a lot of fun to make.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# nice organ.
/smut
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# It takes two people to lift it
/huge organ blog
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Nice one
Woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# cheers
:)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Seems familiar...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# pffft
very nice.

Won't bother with the arse end next time :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# does looks familiar
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)
# HONK
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)
# I'm always running out of giraffe
woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Juliette Lewis

...and her Licks

needs some tweaking, especially round the eyes
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
#
every girl needs some good tweaking.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# would.
nice picture too.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# That is lovely.
I like it lots.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# That's chuffing ace.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# ta :)
it's a bit trickier this time round as it's all hair with tons of highlights to put in, but it's coming to gether nicely.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# That's v nice indeed.
Lovely colours
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Thats nice
How long did it take you?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)
# not *that* long, maybe an hour or more.
the time is taken up by deciding where to put the colour more than the actual-factual drawing. i had to greyscale the original image, then fanny about with the contrast to get enough, well, contrast.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Superb stuff.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:47, archived)
# *spasms*
i like this
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# night then
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Nunight.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# me too
you hairy fuck
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Goodnight, darlin'!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Well, I'm still going to bed,
but now I shalln't be able to sleep.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Eye ham gong tube caesar
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# By the throat.
but that's michaelangelosdavidasyouwellknow.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# yeah I know,
but i wanted some contraversy.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# so it is!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Night!
I think I will too. Night-night, all.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# simple
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# I'll TAKE TWO!
that's loverlyy
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Toot!
That's click worthy.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# very nice
what package are you making these on?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# macromedia
flash 5. :)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# hats off
to you matey, i'm trying to get to grips with flash 8 at the mo... tyhe hours are just...well dragging actually :P
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# ^This
Flash seems to be awful to start with - I want a nice hand-holding tutorial to take me through to being able to make something that doesn't look absolute crap.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# dunno
i was crap with it for ages then you work out what works and you get pretty pictures.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# But Xara
was so easy to learn :)



Flash seems much more difficult.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# i've found that
just jumping in the deep end and trying to make shit works, nothing ever turns out th way i want it to but i always learn how to do something new when i fuck up at something else...

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# I have never, ever mangaged to produce anything in flash which worked.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# ^This
But I'm willing to keep trying
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# yup
if at first you don't succeed...



...cuck them in the funt!!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# and one more...

for now
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# thank god I get this one.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# hooray!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
#

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# don't like that one hey?
you're not going to like 5 minutes time then either...
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# *waits*
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Satan on a unicycle that's bad.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# haha
I like this colour theme we're having
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# RIS?
here's an image
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Ris?
Fucking RiS?

It's dire, but it's not complicated.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# dire?
Fucking dire?

yeah i've got no idea what to say next
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Did you mean to say
"bastarding dire"?

I think that's what you're meant to say...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)
# I'm thick.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Like donkey sperm.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
#
exactly like donkey sperm
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Dave couldn't understand why his glove puppet show wasn't popular with the kids...
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(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# The puppet
wasn't too chuffed about it either
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Bloody product placement's everywhere these days!
*tut*

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# That's not Tutt.
(it is bloody sexy though)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)
# ?
!!!

Not the 'tutt' bit the 'sexy' bit
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)
# What are you asking?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# I think he wants to know what the word sexy means.
I would like to know too.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# The lady in the picture.
She is most attractive.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
#
Wouldn't mind riding her across the rough though.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Yes.
It's even written on my Land Rover
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# some images just scream out for some shopping...
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
# So shop it then
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# damn
knew I forgot something...
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# What an odd ...
... tie.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Hmm.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Yes. Yes they do.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Lobster Magnet!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
# It's a car!
I mean, it's a cat!

And what a lovely cat it is
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# This is a redex for me
but I'm guessing that it's a car.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Only 1 letter out.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)
# bar?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah, fuck it,
why not?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# MOG!
*mogs*
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Mog is dead
;(
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)
# "so tell me whose crazy!!!"


/old
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Nyao!
Good cat!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)
# cat's eyes!
You see them when in a CAR
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Ooh, thought they were car headlights at 1st
Nice cat!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# oooh I like that
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# I think she likes it...
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(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# I don't agree.
She looks troubled.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Yeah!
Bounce that big ol' fat norky nork!


                                                                                                           *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
# I like it!
*stiffens*


Woo!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
# 2 of these are post-op
can you guess the odd one out?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Hmm
Far left.

I see you found c4mbodia then?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)
# The one on the left
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# I agree
and top shopping.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# 'she' likes it?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Naadia from big brother?!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Bindun? There'll be a bit of this,this xmas i'm sure..
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# k?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Haha
No doubt. I'm planning my witty comebacks in advance this year.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hahahaha
*sniffs* ooooh
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
# More Please!
After all...


It takes one to know one!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:45, archived)
# treeehousee.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# But I'm scared of heights...
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Yeah! Get down!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# 4500 psi of peer pressure usually make me do anything
(except get out of a treehouse)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# No
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Is beeeeeeeg
but nice

woo!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# it is
a big tree.

big trees need big pictures :)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Thass a mighty fine treehouse there... a window and a chimney!
Fancy that!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# jUST POP ANOTHER.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# I got stuck in a treehouse!
/scared of heights blog

Woo!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# I used to hang my sister from branches.
Just pick her up and get her to hold on and then walk away.

As long as she couldn't touch the ground she'd stay there until her strength gave out (half an hour or so sometimes).

Seems cruel in hindsight, but I was only 28 at the time.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# but it looks so cosy.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Hello again.



Mugmugmugmug.

I've been painting mugs earlier on.

For our young enterprise business.

blueluna.freehostia.com

I'm the one with the curly hair

987654321
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Tea!
Aceness
2
edit to save posts: Sure is! I've got one now!
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Tea is best.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)
# wants tea now
... bugger

/runs for kettle
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)
# In soviet russia.
Kettle runs for YOU
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Tea.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)
# You all just love me for my tea.
=(
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)
# oooh
very nice

Mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug

(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)
# I'd make that mug to sell, but the headmistress is a poo.
she would confiscate it.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)
# I like
the mid-range designs :)

Yours?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# I've done two of the complex ones.
Not the middle one.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Theses
are also very nice.

How do we buy one?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# hehehe
i'd buy it
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Of all the places to keep my tea
mugs would be my no. 1!

(actual testimonial)
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Fantastic.
It's better than keeping it in a skull.

It leaks out.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Yay
Also: I have drawn a cat, but it's not very good, does anyone know what I should do with it?
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Post it on the board.
We'll luff it for being kitteny.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# In a new thread? In an existing thread?
I think I'll just put it in a new thread anyway :\
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)

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