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[challenge entry] Here's the oldest entry ever!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:45, archived)
# red-x?
edit : working now
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# I pity the foo'...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] red or read...?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:45, archived)
# arf,
but what about the penguin?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# and the flaming nun?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:48, archived)
#
Pffft!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# A dead panda!
Top lurkage! ;¬)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:54, archived)
# What's blue and looks like a bucket?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:38, archived)
# fucked if i know
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:39, archived)
# come on
are any of the mods still about? this challenge is not going to work in its current format, how the fuck are people going to mind guess the jokes unless they are old and stale?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:43, archived)
# alt text?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:45, archived)
# good idea
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:46, archived)
# A blue bucket!
yay!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:40, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)
# He's ace!
not as good as bollock guy though - he was funny!

www.flickr.com/photos/crazyjude/344333351/
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:49, archived)
# She, I think.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:14, archived)
# NO!
silly boy, check the file name
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)
# :p
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha
That's a silly joke
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:43, archived)
# it's my most favouriteist
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# a red one that's
pretending to be wilf lunn?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Am I too posh?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:46, archived)
# hehehe
I am the liking of this
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] yet to think of the joke

edit: also yet to think of punchline, thought you lot could help out.
just wanted to make a silly picture to be honest. :(

(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)
# What looks like frank Bruno and likes to ride small yappy-type dogs through fields of giant fruits?
:S
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Frank Bruno, dog and field of fruit PUN!
LOL!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I HATE YOU
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:39, archived)
# YOU HATE ME
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:52, archived)
# IT WASN'T A QUESTION!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:57, archived)
# NO
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, archived)
# corgi, boxer?
fucked if i know
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:39, archived)
# ha ha,
that would be an awesome dog to breed, a welsh corgi boxer
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Corgi fitters are giant fruits?
I have no idea either, but welcome back to cheery old Eng-er-land
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)
# cheers mate
long week it seems
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Given the surreality of the image...
Q: What is the capital of France?

A: Frank Bruno riding a corgi through a field of giant figs.

Umm... I dunno... I like it though.
(, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] after the flight
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
# pfffft!
 
Haven't heard that one in a while.

woo!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] second fastest
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)
# hull!
hull!

:D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ha
worst challenge ever this week?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:33, archived)
# i agree
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
# shite
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
# BEST EVAR!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
# nah
offensive in 5k was tops
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)
# ok
second best EVAR
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:43, archived)
# people always say that
but now i think they're right
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)
# i'm sure this is said
every time a new compo is announced
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:36, archived)
# it is
but this is very poor, no offence, but ffs, where is the challenge
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:37, archived)
# yeah, not much
thought went into my one. it was just think of a joke that no one else has shop it. i wouldn't be surprised if we ended up with a load of sick joke book reposts
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:40, archived)
# moi aussi
i thought i'd better spluff one out quickly before anyone else did that punchline
i don't think i'll do any more
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:46, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
# It needs
A cheese grater and a speedboat.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:36, archived)
# failing that how about a speedgrater and a cheeseboat?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I'll take 10
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Greased Cheetah and a bled stoat
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# sounds like
19th century abortion equipments
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)
# You come from work, log on just in time to catch the punchline...
then spend the rest of the night trying to figure out the joke, or if indeed it was a joke at all !

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)
# If she's only got one leg, does that mean she has to pair up with someone who has 3 legs?
I suggest Ron Jeremy ;)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Maybe she will be dancing
to sea shanties.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] dead baby

"...it was dead when you got here." apologies for MSPaint.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
# FIRST GOOD ONE!
have a woo, and click
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Dead baby pun
lol!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:29, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhhahah!
 
Excellent Paint work there.

Yay!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] See my sk1llz
crap but it's a compo entry.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:46, archived)
# well, i got it!
and I laughed and clicked!
(, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
# is this
"when hovis meets 28 days later"
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I know what I like
and that's green, green, SPICY BRAINS
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Naughty Jimmy! Woo!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] There is no excuse for this
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:19, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:20, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
# must........ refrain..... from being..... pedantic
That's vectors not polygons! Granted they are polygonal in shape but they are 2d ones and not the sort the statement generally refers to.

You've wasted a perfectly good 3d joke there.



;P
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
# polygons can be 2d
be thankful I didn't just use a picture of a dead parrot

:D

actually, I was going to do this in 3d a while ago

I just couldn't be arsed
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)
# low poly makes no sense when
refering to 2d, sorry, I'll shut up, this is pointless and I'm playing Tekken Dark Resurrection now..... ;)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)
# all computer games are 2d
unless you are tron
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)
# In your world maybe,
but in our world, the world of the programs, things are different.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:32, archived)
# you have a 3d computer screen?
wow
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I am a security program called TRON
I was written by Alan Bailey in 1982.
REQUEST: access to the TRON program
User code 717 - Bailey.
Password: FREEDOM.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# dude
deconstruction..

:D

out of spite I'll make a 2d polygon game involving low poly cdc's

mathematically a polygon is any complete shape formed out of 3 or more connected lines
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)
#













polygon
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
# but he's still alive!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# my picture is of an absent parrot
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)
# ha ha,
is it for a game?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:33, archived)
# nah, just a slip it in before someone else does
type of thing
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
# HELL YEAH
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:57, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Ba-dum-tish!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:20, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:27, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:37, archived)
# he he,
i say you should clip them to the bouncers bulging biceps
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I'm sorry
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:16, archived)
# A very bloody one
\coat
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# if you leave out used one
you get a scab on string

(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# i like the ones that come with their own blowpipe
they're fun.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I honestly don't know
I am a man you see, I am scared of them
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
# as a chap myself, i see it as my duty
to play silly buggers with things like that.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# chortle!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha!
let the tea spitting commence.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:20, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo style reposts
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:13, archived)
# because of this compo!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)
# you are SUCH a poof
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:16, archived)
# and? your point being?


..just messing with you. I could care less, I just know it was your idea so you need some abuse.

(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:19, archived)
# more than that!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)
# ah yes

bindun i'm afraid...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Surely......

bindun?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:10, archived)
# This for frontpage
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:12, archived)
# JINXOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Clearly it should be, but more clicks required...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Unfortunately
Bindun, and it was on the FP
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:08, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:09, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:10, archived)
# sracist?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !
good un !
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:10, archived)
# gah!
I vaguely remember when Steve Wright was on Radio 1, he did
something called "Punchlines to Famous but Unbroadcastable Jokes".
A typical example would be (in stentorian voice):
"Number 23 :    No nurse, I said remove his spectacles."
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:14, archived)
# comedy gold
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)
# repost
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:29, archived)
# good to see his comrades
had one last game of soggy biscuit for old time's sake
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I say! That's a smashing blouse you've got on
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:07, archived)
# horses for courses?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:08, archived)
# What's black and white and eats like a horse?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I take it the answer isn't an interracial american family
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:13, archived)
# A black and white horse.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
I've not heard that before
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:14, archived)
# A disguised Panda?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# an appaloosa?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:21, archived)
# nay!!
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha
That's asinine!

'ning all.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:09, archived)
# long face blah blah
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:10, archived)
# it should be mandatory for the actual joke to be put in the alt text for this comp
otherwise i shall go mad with RISness
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:10, archived)
# ^^2
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:11, archived)
# good idea
done
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:13, archived)
# even better
put in the title attribute so that it shows on browsers that render correctly too
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)
# fabby idea
done again
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:18, archived)
# alt
title
same bloody thing to me
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
# well they're not
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# They look so happy
*clicks*
(, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:02, archived)
# bindun
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:02, archived)
# ?
I thought that was a speedboat (although I dont get that joke)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:04, archived)
# meh
i am a degenerate monocellular organism, why ask me
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
#
ni
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:07, archived)
# speedboat, grater
same thing
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:07, archived)
# really? how do you grate cheese with a speedboat?
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:14, archived)
# get some really BIG wet cheese.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:19, archived)
# That's what makes it a pun silly!
... I think
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:20, archived)
# hahahahah
nice! :)
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I never thought I'd miss pictures of Gillian McKeith :D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I'm a gonna cunt Micto right in the fuck when I see him
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:01, archived)
# you wait
it'll start getting good by friday lunchtime

pah, you're both gay
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)
# next friday lunchtime
:D
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# yeah, next Friday when it's a completely different compo

(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# well alright
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry]

Edit: Bugger - just seen the other one.

Bah.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Bindun
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Yours is probably better, but...
scroll down.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Text on an image?
Ha!

Oh...
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)
# bindun six minutes ago old chap
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Actually
Im glad you posted it, because I didnt get the first one.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Happy to be of cervix.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:59, archived)

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