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i'm really sorry

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)

What does he look like?

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)

very rare veal

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)

*Rimshot*

thankew very much, try the er...

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:11, archived)

-rimjob-

thank you very much.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:12, archived)

winner!

good night all

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)

"Bamb"?

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)

arf!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)

how does he smell?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)

Alaska

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)

i'm spartacus!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:26, archived)

i haven't got a clue about this one

no idea at all

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:12, archived)

not as sorry as you will be...

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:19, archived)

Another q+d.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)

yay!

nice steamage

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)

needs more McKeith!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)

everything

needs more McKeith

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:15, archived)

(ccc, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)

dan da dare dan da dare....

Yay!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)

hahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)

bada ba dow bada bah dow

lully

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

hahaha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)

yee-ha!

www.dogriderssociety.com/

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:11, archived)

I ENDORSE THIS POST.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:13, archived)

i don't,

there's no way to stop that shitty music deafening you

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the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:21, archived)

WHAT?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:24, archived)

kahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)

hahahaha this rocks my socks

woo and yay

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:24, archived)

lol

richardbrierstastic!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:29, archived)

This is great

But be careful of spamming the Front Page with your edit. It could get your lovely image taken off.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:46, archived)

hahah!

Woo!

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Grampa, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

took far too long, I love this joke though

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)

Pfft...

Night night all (and sundery...)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)

awwww

nice!

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)

arf!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)

What is small, brown & sings in trees?

Had another go with an even pooer joke

(Mr Wimble, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)

hahaha!

splendid. i was just thinking about doing that but thought everyone might look at me in a puzzled fashion. that joke was in the crap joke corner of smash hits in about 1985. 100% fact!
/old

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)

a crap bird?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:27, archived)

i almost wish i understood this

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:42, archived)

Bindun?

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU

IONISE HELIUM?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)

with SCIENCE

like this only the other way around

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)

that is negativly charged

He, not positive as is the case here :)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)

what part of

"only the other way around"
did you not understand? :)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)

I didn't read that bit

sorry

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)

apology accepted

:-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)

WHO THE FUCK READS EDIT

come on you should take some of the blame

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)

*takes blame*

I edited that 2 seconds after I posted it.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)

[edit: you see?] al

...also I'm too pissed to comment elsewhere...

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:18, archived)

I'd like to add....

...also I'm too pissed to comment elsewhere...

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)

with a small pair of pliers and some butter

/actual head of science at large comprehensive school blog

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)

MAGIC!

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abandonnship, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:55, archived)

I think it can be ionised in low pressure with an electrical discharge

it's the basis behind the He-Ne laser methinks.

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:55, archived)

Neeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrddddd!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:56, archived)

Rather that than

an emo

(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:00, archived)

emo neeeeeeeerrrrrrddddddd

being worse than that presumably?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)

emo nerd with a headache?

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abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)

how about a gay iraqi emo neerrrrddd with aids?

(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)

that'll do it

and so on...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)

gaylord.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)

what have i ever done to you???

charming...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)

no silly

gaylord is worse.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)

oh yeah

;-)
i knew that really

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)

isolated charged

He?

EDIT: aren't lasers based on excitation rather than ionisation

/not sure

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)

there's the antiprotonic helium ion, (which isn't depicted right there), but it's possible, and there are also helium ions used for microscopy ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scanning_Helium_Ion_Microscope )

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abandonnship, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)

whoa

I am meant to be using SEM, that now adds another 500 words to my dissertation

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:00, archived)

Academia loves it when you use wiki as a source

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abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)

I tend to use science direct

plus wiki always has referances to real papers

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)

Indeed-

just reference the things Wiki references!
(/lab report blog)

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abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)

I think simply stripping the electrons out of orbit...

would be easier.....

...then allowing electrons "back in", would allow for statistical analyisis.....of how much ionised HE you had...?

[edit: that is, firing your atoms as fast as you like, using carefully placed magnets to strip the outer shells. Then, re-gain the momentum, and do the same for the inner shells.
Keep going, modifying teh magnetic fields as you go, until you end up with nucleii only. Then.....oh crhist, what the fuck am I talking about? g'night b3ta]

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:25, archived)

Ha, fucking great!

That joke always brings a smile to my face, especially when i tell it to chavs who "didn't bovva wiv science lyk, cos it iz for gayz, innit?"

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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:18, archived)

hehe!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)

Hi there captian...

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:56, archived)

hey-hey

long time no etc.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)

Yah...

I been working see, long hours see... All 97 of them last week! Sent me a bit mad see :o`

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)

jeez

last week you say? while i was off on half-term...
*tries to send even more mad mwahahaha*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:00, archived)

It won't work... I've hit the madness edge...

Talking of bananas I'm off to bed. Catch you later my main man.

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)

ahoy

:-)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)

Bum.

Photobucket's redexing for me, and I don't feel qualified to join in the chemical discussion above and to the right a bit.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)

aww sorry

..im a total noob at "redexing" (what is it?) lol
and i know nothing of chemical compounds, isotopes, or nuerons.
~sigh~
at least i have my harmonica. :)

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)

harmonicas are ace

the only songs i could ever play were frere jacques and camptown races. i gave up eventually and switched to the kazoo...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)

kazoos are such a somber instrument

aren't they? lol

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)

Redex = image broken.

Harmonicas are useful things, especially if you turn up at an accident and need to check if someone's still breathing.

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)

ahh

thank you sensei :)

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)

I can't fault your logic!

I wish I could play one though...

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)

thought i'd squeeze two more of these out before i got to bed

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

not worth 2 separate threads...(or arguably 1 thread)
night all

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

What he said...

In the words of Fleetwood Mac, 'Oh Well'!

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)

Thats another

of my fav jokes.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

The Prairie Squat

hello all :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

that's a mighty mixture of two things

ME being scared out of my wits

and ears

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

TGMTRFH

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

Awwwww.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

lully and full of teh fear all at teh same time

Braw

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)

ning nang woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)

Well, that's tonight's nightmare sorted

Disturbingly, ^ that sentence was in my autocomplete.

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le brian, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

awwww!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)

i had to look at this before going to bed?

now i won't sleep...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)

aaawwww,

what a luffly ball of fluff

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)

Woo!

But, honestly, its shape makes me want to kick it, just to see how far it will go...

(Pelle ghola, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)

aww...

you big meanie!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:12, archived)

most woo,,,

...'tis verr cute, n'also...tis verr well made.

..and yay/houpla.

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:34, archived)

ZOMG! it's not a sexy lady

Click for bigger (81KB)

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

haha the guy on the right can't grow a beard

that dafty

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

that's why

he got his arm tattooed

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

and the tattoo says, "I have a full and luxuriant beard"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)

yes!

more vectored men! even ones with no eyes :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

i did add

some face detail, but they looked even stranger than they do now

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)

Nice gradient

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P3te "the Meat", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:11, archived)

did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

His legs overlapped the frame?

Sorry.

Woo.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

arf!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

'ning

cfb

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

I don't have to click,

That there is one big dog.

Emily must have loved him a fuckload!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)

DON'T SHOOT YOURSELF KURT

IT'S JUST A BIG DOG

actually your music is shite, FUCK YOURSELF UP MOFO

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)

COURTNEY DID IT

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)

Courtney SHOULD do it.

Call it a reunion.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)

MISS WORLD, YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:56, archived)

genius

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)

I hope it eats that little guy.

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abandonnship, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)

Big is an understatement

woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

I hope

that lump is his knee.

Woo, btw

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

BIG DOG COCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

RED ROCKET

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

Big dogs

tapper

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)

he speaks the truth

lovely

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)

Not getting any better

Oo I just thought of another one. Not sure its worth it though.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

Contrary to popular opinion,

I rather like this compo.

I am rissing here though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

that

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

Its the subsequent joke to.

How do monkeys hide in the Jungle. By painting their nuts red and hanging in cherry trees.

Then, Whats the loudest noise in the Jungle..What I really wanted to do was, Where does the pirate keep his bucceneers? But I don't have the shopping skillz

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

Either side of their

bukkineds?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

Or..Under their

Bucking hats.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)

Compoast...

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

OMG ITS JACKIE CHAN

(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

Jizzy Chin?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

Pfft

Yay!

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

how would the tool seller know?

classic joke though

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

Snap-off

/karate kid

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

Hahahaha

You Mr. Fucken Miyagi, Huh?
/Goodfellas

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

need more coffee now

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)

Woo

Not the punchline though, is it?

(Potatoman, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)

Smartarse...

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)

Two goldfish in a tank

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)

hahaha

I fancy you

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)

wibble!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)

*spang*

you git :)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)

Fishtank

Woo

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)

genius!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)

woo!

yay!

(Pelle ghola, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

fnar fnar

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

Raw, unfocussed sex.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

aww...he forgot

(Kezzzz regretted posting that on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

hehehe!

i like your fishies

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)

Evenin all...

Clicky click for BIGGER!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)

Hat not quite ready... but what the heck

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Logiconor ) (, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)

banks are bastards

I hope you closed your account and moved it another bank

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)

hahahahaha this is brillpance

however i've just gone overdrawn. how depressing.
how long until the next part of my load arrives!?
how is your sexy cousin?
how are you?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)

Bon evening....

I am very good... I will shout Rob and ask him.... He is very well...

I have lost 2 stone... :o) I am happy... Last week I worked 97 hours.... That mad me a little unstable :o)

How are you?

Also yesterday I went through the last 3 years of my bank statements and they owe me £2217 :o) I am getting it back...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

i am glad that sexy rob is very well.

2 stone is a fucking shitload! if i lost 2 stone i'd probably die. or just look really shit.

97 hours is fucking aweful!

i'm fine, i've not been to uni apart from for counselling for weeks. this is not a good thing.

i wish someone owed me £2217, that would be mint! but i'd probably be too scared to ask for it.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)

wow

same thing happened to me.. except its Natwest.. the fuckers

(Memorex don't you have anything better to do?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

Did you hear about the fortune teller who left his hand down his wife's knickers?

*runs, again*

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)

oh god i wish i didnt understand this.

oh god. woo.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

Thanks!

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

but if he was a fortune teller,

why would he have to get his fortune read?

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abandonnship, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

Perhaps it's like licking an anus*,

you can't do your own, you have to get someone else.

*has idea for compo entry involving pp3 battery

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)

pffff

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)

More romantic imagery

blergh.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)

Simply brilliant.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)

Yay! Octopus Romance!

(Pelle ghola, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)

that is

friggin excellent

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sinisterduck, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)

woo!

to this and the one above

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:39, archived)

thats comparable

all the lovely in the whole of lovely world because it really is lovely.

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:42, archived)

awww

woo to this and t'original post

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abandonnship, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

yaaay!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:56, archived)

needs more tentacles

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)

love tentacle

is the new pork sword!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)

Its magenta!

And it's cute... Aww.

(Sverre my password is "password", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)

Where's my Diet Coke!

My 1st post went off the front page. Awww.

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)

Rick-o or Ricky-o or Richy-o

is a hilarious film

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)

Ricky O: The Story of Ricky

It was banned I think.

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)

~~banned I think.~~ one of the funniest films I've ever seen

any film which involves the hero kicking a dog in half is a winner

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)

what?

where can i find this vid? (preferably on the youtubes)

(Hmmm, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)

you can find clips and stuff by searching for ricky-o

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)

ok cheers, will try

edit: bollocking bunch of skateboard videos and home movies as per :(

(Hmmm, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)

this.

and who can complain about the climax scene?
where the enemy becomes a tower of meat and ends up in a gigantic grinding machine spraying blood and gore everywhichway?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:31, archived)

Superb.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:31, archived)

ris

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)

Nothing to explain

It's not a competition entry.

It's just john mashing someone's head to pieces to prove he's the alpha male.

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)

And rightly so.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)

I assumed it was a joke

because of the diet coke bit

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:42, archived)

Remember he went nuts when he was in Big Brother because

they wouldn't give him 2 litres a day?

This is where they went to the outside mic I think.

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)

no I don't

when was it?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

a year or two ago maybe?

Here's the facts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McCririck

I did the gif 1st then thought about the title.

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)

Not a big brother fan?

They wouldn't give him his coke or something

(Potatoman, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

Oh it was ages ago

he was just being a grumpy tool.

if you don't give me 2 litres of diet coke a day i'm leaving pish i think.

Shit now i sound like a big brother fan... erm...

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

2 kilos, more like it.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

he he

(jagathewise, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)

addict?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

Ahhhahhahahhahaha!

This is perfect.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)