butit's a rugby ball not a football?
(
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:01,
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rugby balls havn't had stiches since god played(god being Barry John in this context, obviously)
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:14,
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soo...nothing to do with hockey then...
I feel pretty stupid now for not getting that.
(I feel pretty stupid now for not getting that.
^,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:05,
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hahahaI was thinking maybe nhl was a baseball league. dur me
(
P3te "the Meat",
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:07,
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So the joke is. . .National Handball League?
oh.
(oh.
Frizbeast Flipper Baby,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:18,
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is he playing air guitar?or wanking while giving us the finger?
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:47,
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HeheheLuke gets a special delivery of cheekbone.
(
baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:39,
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indeed!Hummel,
PUT DOWN THE MOUSE AND SLOWLY BACK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!
(PUT DOWN THE MOUSE AND SLOWLY BACK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:47,
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he even looks like he's saying"Phwoar"
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:41,
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best bandwagon for ages
heres an old one lest we forget
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:01,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If Ads Told The Truth"){kind=small}
Wait! The serious point I'm trying to make here is...... Easter isn't about DIY and chocolate eggs.
( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:32,
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Celebrate a tortured man dying on a piece of lumber!& Jews celebrate the passover of a god on his way toward killing some infants.
Prefer Easter Eggs myself.
(Prefer Easter Eggs myself.
ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:34,
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hey its the only time of year I stay Koshernow if you don't mind I'm off for a pint and a bacon sarnie.
What do you mean I need to stay Kosher Especially on the Sabbath!?
Fuck this I'm becoming a Jedi
(What do you mean I need to stay Kosher Especially on the Sabbath!?
Fuck this I'm becoming a Jedi
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:36,
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Can't even Bowl on the Shabbat! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:39,
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I carry an UV torch with me on Friday nights to stop the sun goin downHow to stay Kosher and still have fun on a friday night.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:40,
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hahahabut if that was b&q timber it would be as bent as andi peters
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mongychops,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:36,
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i will go to hell for clicking*click*
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:41,
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*chucklewanks*should've gone to Jewsons
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:42,
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I can't find my 50% off all timber this Easter picturewot I made last year.
Have this wood related picture instead:
(Have this wood related picture instead:
thistle,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:49,
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Only a Matter of Time...
Talking CCTV
First Anim and under 250KB!! Looks Like hull, though...
IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:26,
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This will come to passwoo!
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:42,
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That's *IT*.I'm leaving this fucking country first chance I get.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:11,
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That's a beautifully rendered piece of work there :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:27,
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.Much Woo!
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:27,
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phwoar thats a bit good that right there Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:28,
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really...really...really nicely done!w/y/h/p
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:31,
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Very, very well done...Can I ask how long it took?
( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:36,
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Far too longIt's hard to say exactly, I've been working on it in brief gaps between playing Final Fantasy XII. Maybe about 25 hours.
I'm terribly slow at Photoshop, I sometimes catch myself spending half an hour twiddling one curve, only to find I've only ended up moving it a few pixels!
(I'm terribly slow at Photoshop, I sometimes catch myself spending half an hour twiddling one curve, only to find I've only ended up moving it a few pixels!
^,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:40,
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Itis now . . . sweet . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:36,
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This is a thing of beautywoo!
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:43,
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That is cocking acecleaveage
And a bloody fantastic vector! XD
(And a bloody fantastic vector! XD
P3te "the Meat",
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:51,
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I usually skim over things like thisbut this one made me stop. It is bloody amazingly well done.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:57,
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I love you Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:23,
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Hang onI've seen him somewhere before
b3ta.com/board/7028073
(b3ta.com/board/7028073
thistle,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:58,
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Internet dates gone awry.freaksafari.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1040
Why fat people are so funny
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:21,
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Why fat people are so funny
why am I looking at your forum? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:22,
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I got a better link for you(
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:22,
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ErWe have a links board for this sort of thing
(
The Coast Of Yemen,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:22,
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Make him use the blocks to spell"Cunt".
EDIT: I really like these, btw. Very odd.
(EDIT: I really like these, btw. Very odd.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:18,
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Yay!Coin-cleaning carnage!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:15,
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i hope this is a real animated gameor the filesize is utterly over the top for a still image post
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize
(www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize
mongychops,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:19,
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you on pedalup or something?i didn't notice it coming through
( cuntmuffin,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:22,
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makes no difference at allit was too big, and now it is fixed
( mongychops,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:24,
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Holy Fucking File size Batman!/relurks
Edit: Holy Potatoes Batman, He fixed it YAY!
(Edit: Holy Potatoes Batman, He fixed it YAY!
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:21,
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Nicely optimised, thanks for that :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:23,
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*buys twelfty**goes out looking for fights*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:15,
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i passed someone in glasgowa few weeks back who shouted "fuck the polis" randomly. In any other city, i wouldn't have wondered IF he had tourettes.....
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:38,
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*becomes engaged* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:12,
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Unapologetically
Sorry.
Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:55,
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HahaI like this
I don't understand the subitles, but I likes it :)
(I don't understand the subitles, but I likes it :)
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:12,
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Too Late.
Anywhooo...I'd be surprised if I'm the first to do "Brazil Brush", but fuggit !
(Anywhooo...I'd be surprised if I'm the first to do "Brazil Brush", but fuggit !
Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:10,
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Fcukntus forgot to put it in the competitionI'm posting this again because I gone dun made it betterer. Note all new exquisite wheel moving action and turning all the logos round because I reversed the picture attention to detail and it now comes with a driver. Sweet
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:51,
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Mmm... sanctimonious... Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:52,
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i seem to get called that a lotthese days, no offence meant I'm just a little ignorant
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:54,
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Well, there's also the factor that over the last couple of days I've been fairly humourlessbut hey, these things happen
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:56,
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if you forget to compo a post...click 'edit' and simply compo it from there, don't delete and repost in another thread, please.
if you are claiming to be a little ignorant on such things, we have an FAQ which you could do with browsing
(if you are claiming to be a little ignorant on such things, we have an FAQ which you could do with browsing
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:25,
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Absolutely. I too enjoy pointing out the paucity of charater, bad decisions, and failings of others.It gives me the raging horn to tell people how much better I am than them.
For this reason I enjoy visiting recent car crash victims, and telling them that they shouldn't have been driving so fast in the first place.
(For this reason I enjoy visiting recent car crash victims, and telling them that they shouldn't have been driving so fast in the first place.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:58,
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^thisi feel you have summed all of this up very well indeed
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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I think you've got the wrong message from the posterStill, I personally have no sympathy with people who won't stop smoking but that doesn't mean I rub it in.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:02,
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I am against smokersbut I'm really just getting at the company abusing them
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:04,
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Bah, they're no more responsible for people being too lazy to quitthan a knife manufacturer is for stabbings.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:07,
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Government-sponsored drug-dealingHurrah!
"Aren't smokers stewpid?"
How righteous!
("Aren't smokers stewpid?"
How righteous!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:11,
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yes you're probably rightabout the knife manufacturer parallel, but I was just trying to mock the comtempt of the corporation for the consumer. I wasn't digging at smokers
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:12,
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its a blatent dig at smokersyouve just taken your own view and disguised it as a corporate one
(
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:13,
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don't preach thenI smoke because I like it.
Not because I've been abused and taken advantage of by some company, and certainly not any more abused and taken advantage of by companies than anyone else who buys products made by companies. It's also not because I'm too lazy to quit. I don't want to quit. *smokes and blows smoke in your moaning face*
(Not because I've been abused and taken advantage of by some company, and certainly not any more abused and taken advantage of by companies than anyone else who buys products made by companies. It's also not because I'm too lazy to quit. I don't want to quit. *smokes and blows smoke in your moaning face*
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:23,
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regardless of self-controlsmokers are still wankers if they're going to insist on inflicting it on people who dont
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:25,
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I agree.I don't inflict it on other people. I always smoke outside.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:30,
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as i said in another postim very conscious about where i smoke. i move away from people, walk behind people, i dont smoke in crowds, in pubs or in my own home
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:32,
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yehI find myself palming my cigarette if i walk past a kid in the street.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:41,
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Yeah - and people with children.And people who talk loudly.
And people who listen to music on their headphones too loudly.
And muggers.
And rapists.
And burglars.
And bloody self-righteous whinging holier-than-thou scummers who for some reason think that they're somehow better than anyone else.
FFS. Get in the pit.
(And people who listen to music on their headphones too loudly.
And muggers.
And rapists.
And burglars.
And bloody self-righteous whinging holier-than-thou scummers who for some reason think that they're somehow better than anyone else.
FFS. Get in the pit.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:36,
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Fancy a quick bum? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:39,
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Alright thenas long as we can have a nice fag after it
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:42,
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"Fag"Pfffft.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:43,
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i smoke like a chimney and think your re-post is shit.'i dun made it better' where exactly?
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:07,
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i smokei dont smoke in pubs or clubs (even if i can)
i dont smoke in crowded places, or around children
i dont even smoke in my own home. id rather sit in the pissing rain in my garden.
i also dont particularly care what others think..........red marlboros also make me feel sick
(i dont smoke in crowded places, or around children
i dont even smoke in my own home. id rather sit in the pissing rain in my garden.
i also dont particularly care what others think..........red marlboros also make me feel sick
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:10,
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Amateur Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:13,
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hahaha Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:14,
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There's nothing 'pathetic' about my adiction!!!!...at least that's what my mum said
hate feckin' marlboro anyways :(
(hate feckin' marlboro anyways :(
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:16,
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^i love this post Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:31,
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TheseI love. I don't get some of them, but I love them. Deeply. And possibly illegally.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:14,
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I won't press charges:)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:37,
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Kirk had warned Lieutenant Dave about taunting alien overlords while wearing red, but would he listen?
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:47,
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Those speshul effecks are much betterthan the ones in Star Trek
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:50,
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Best not mention cliques(shhhhhhhhhh they don't exist)
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:59,
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*awaits ninja edit* VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:50,
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that's betterfuck that strange creature with your freaky vulcan cock mr spock!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:56,
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Prize for guessing the movie the sex toy is from! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:57,
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I dont think it is coloured and i doubt very much it likes being shafted by spock...but correct on the third descriptive...definately in outer space somewhere
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:05,
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Yayyou win a pot of my salmon flavoured milk.
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:11,
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i recognise that spock!
edit - how rude, he's bumming a alien! woo :D
baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:43,
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he appears to prefer the standing doggy Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:55,
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don't worry, I hear she comes when drunk as well.... woo to that though sir!
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 13:38,
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Agrees^yes yes
whore indeed
(whore indeed
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 14:01,
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