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[challenge entry] alright, alright, keep yer alans on!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Christ on a rolling pin!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# eep!
I expect Brian Clough and James Blunt are hiding behind him...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# and some John Thomas keeps knocking at his door
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# there is a whole
in her his hip

EDIT: I need to raise my standards
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Her?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# i think that her
may be a him
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I think that might be an unwanted realisation for Neon Blue
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# for making money on the side?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Jesus on a Christ!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
This compo's ace.

Woo to that little beauty.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# dimple bum!
edit: Oh wait, that's a dude.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] back to the compo eh?!
whistle and flute
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Pffffft
Puntastic. I can't decide... laugh or stab you to death?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Why decide when you can do both?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# When in doubt, stab him to death laughingly
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Laugh him to death stabbing lee
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# What's Lee got to do with this?

What's Lee, but a second hand emotion?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# No
I think I'll laughingly stab him to death.


Q: Is laughingly a real word? It looks wrong.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Seems real to me
but then again, english is not my first language
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Then I think
I'll stabbingly laugh him to death.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I'll stabbingly laugh you to death
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Total fucking Mind Piss
A first (scary isn't it) for me.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# would someone just hurry up a stab him
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# *Stabs*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# *relaxes*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# *laughs*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# hah
oh well, i have two livers any way
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Cheezeburguz!!!!!!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
poor kitty
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# *hides*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Aren't you going to post pictures of people exploding?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeeeeeee.
That's kinda gruesome, but also cute.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Offal!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# mmmmmmm spaghetti
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# :(
:(
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# a double sad!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# It's horrible
Some cunt posted a link to a load of dead people the other day on /talk. Fucking wankers
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I was shown my
first dead body whilst on a job interview when I was 16

but if you are sensitive, then fair dos
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# fuck me, what kind of interview was that
"we see a lot of things here at sainsburys...."
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# no it was for office
junior at an undertakers
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# that makes sense
well, a bit

"heres a dead body, now, can you type this lot up for me please"
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# almost
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# "but this is more regular"
hahaha
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# I hate it when they do that
Any hobbies or interests outside of work?
Would you like to see a corpse?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# i saw a weird one today
during a prosection of cadavers at bristol uni's scum vet school.
was weird but didn't bother me
wouldn't post a link to that kinda stuff though
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Saw my first dead body at oh about, hmmm
what one was the first? Old guy at a cancer ward when i was working on hospital radio, must have been the same age.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Fuck!
I posted that pic a while back and got destroyed! haha
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# It makes me very sad
Please delete it. Better still I'll click hide and also consider putting you on ignore as you are obviously not a cat person
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# oh come on
it's not that gross. It's just a joke
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# faster pussycat!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# fuck off
two ignores in one post, what are the odds?!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Bah! I'm not even ignoring you, you five digit shrinking violet

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Welcome to ignore
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# hahahaa
at least this is funny
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Kriss Kross will make ya...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Jump
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Jump
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Hey Now
That's not fluffy :'(
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I guess I signed in
during cunt hour.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# sorry dude
I'm feeling peurile
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Cunt Off
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# oh bongo
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# I am in receipt of yur uplaod codez
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Pffffffft
:)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Oh, fuck
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Here kitty kitty...
i did this to my iguana... she dreams about cats...

KEWL IDEAR!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Source pic?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# come on
you can't be that desperate
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# That's fucking vile.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Johnny Mnemonic
sorta

have another cat with ports


Click for bigger (93KB)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# this cat killed buck rogers
aicmfp
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# kitten anrgy now
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# I got bored


So I split my head open. Seemed obvious at the time. (incidentally, 4th GIF, woo!).
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# This is a very common thing to do
whenever you're bored
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# You are Rob Manuel
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# heehee
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Put to shame...
*slinks away*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I like your one better
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Looks better..
without the skin ;)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# ha, I love a face off
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Dahn the ol' nuclear-sub mi lads
rub a dub
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# psssst
compo it
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# ta much
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I know I shouldn't get on a wandbagon
Oh well.

Whilst googling for sources, I found this :/
www.costumesandmasks.com/startrek/2520.htm

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I like this bit: Description:brown
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I just looked at the page again and saw that.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Good.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Just as you posted it, I mean.
It made me do a very small giggle.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Who buys those things?
I mean, if you really like a film or TV show or something, I can kind of understand, but why would anyone buy a half-rate ripoff costume? It's not like the price is really any different.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# :D
Look at the Star Wars ones!

hahaha

Worst. Stormtrooper. Ever
www.costumesandmasks.com/starwars/15587.htm
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
That am the fucking Worse!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# looks like summat out of buck rogers
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I don't know...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# there is nothing in that i don't find
arousing
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# fuck thats wierd...
but v v good!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm so confused. It's fantastic.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# SEXY RESULTS!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Sexy-time!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
*broams*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# you might like this then
It seems like every time the paparazzi gets pics of Mrs Beckham, her nipples get larger
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# That is...
strangely disturbing. I may dream of the Beckham nips tonight. And it will all be your fault, you utter swine.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# they's comminagetya!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Outsourcing
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I like this a lot!
Woo!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Is this Grim Fandangesque?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Maybe no deliberately, but yes it is
0_o
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Manny Calavera FTW!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Ace!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# you have been here far too long
to not be turning out more of this stuff. Woo
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Good stuff Sir
Woo, and yay.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# oh jesus these
actually hurt! lol
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I want to do one
But I'm not sure I can be arsed. If anyone wants the idea, it's to do with my username.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I actually have no idea what the fuck is happening here.
It's beyond RIS... I don't know what a "cockney" is, much less how to rhyme with one.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Here you go, me old China....
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# i see
ok, then RIS

WTF does coffin with a bit of bread have to do with anythign?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Pfft
Septic
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# wiki to the rescue
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# .
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Bees am science!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# *approved*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# noooooooooooooooo!!
the fool, he forgot to take the lid off, it's gonna blow!!!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# bees and honey= money
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# ...
beee
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# It looks like it bee time again
nice
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# draw them while they are still with us!
Didn't Einstein say that if Bees go life on the planet will only continue for 6 years?

(Plants stop being polinated, crashing food chains, etc etc)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I can polinate plants, so don't you worry

Oh wait...that's molest
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# on a spring!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# *BENK!*
Bees are fun and lovely.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] can you guess this one :P
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# why have a tank
when you can have this:
cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&viewitem=&item=250108256198

edit: that's not just a tank -- some Amurkins call them 'democracy spreaders'
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# .
it's rhyming slang...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# i know, i was just being a twunt,
and looked for the first semi-acceptible means of posting a link on the main board -- ROFL!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I want one of those
not one from the actual show, though. It'd be two-toned black and red with maybe something else on I haven't decided, and a replaced engine, and the back seats would be replaced with really massive speakers so I can drown out wankers who play their music too loudly (Obviously only when they're nearby, not normally. "They say I walk around like got an "S" on my chest, Naw, that's a semi-auto, and a vest on my chestMINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD! HE HATH TRAMPLED OUT THE VINTAGE WHERE THE GRAPES OF WRATH ARE STORED!")
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# WANK!!!
sorry... got carried away
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Tank It Hard!
Have This From The Past!

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a fucking syrup i tell ya
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Jodrell


Click for bigger (129KB)

Poor old Patrick!!!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# I'm going there
tomorrow. I expect Patrick Moore in a saturn thong to greet me ot there will be TROUBLE!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# i went there
about 20 years ago!

*feels old*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Meet Gigermoore
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# you enjoyed
finding source material too much
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Um...
What do you mean? It's hard to avoid pics of folk strangling their pink darth vader in front of radio telescopes on google images - I've tried all sorts of filters to no avail.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# they're EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# how rare!
woo yay!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER STUFFS SOCKS IN THE HALL!

evening, you rotters
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# is he saying "you're pregnant"?!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# i finally made it down this far -- y'all posting like mad at this ungodly hour
Well, not you. This is most WOOsome!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Very woo!
But who are they?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Gor Blimey its me old china...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Help!
Ive donated and i havnt got my icon yet. Whatagwaan?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# did you plug it in?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# send a gaz to Cal and let him know
I sent him an email and he sorted it instantly for me nice chap!

go here:

www.iamcal.com/help/contact/
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Micto started it!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# don't you fucking blame me!
anyway, i've stopped now
i had a big list of them, but there were no decent source pics
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# micto's a cunt
don't let him tell you what to do


woo! :-)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# *evil eye*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# *hugs from behind*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# get off me you bummer!
/spaced
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# what else was on your list for movie spazzings?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# i don't want to say, in case i find decent pics
plus just saying them, they sound shite
some only work visually
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# be sure to do 8 or 9 of them and then post them all at once, each in their own threads
that's how friends and smiles are made!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# yeah
cos being a member for 4 years
i really needed to be told that
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# And the stars look very dif-erent TODAYEEEYAY!
/ac
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# /ac?
Wassat?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# autocomplete
if you've said it before and are using the same thing again
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# answer: american women use toothbrushes on them
/ac


wow... great example
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# A day on the beach in the space elevator era
/ac
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ppfftt
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Pffffft!
Damn, but Worf's got some nice legs.

*heheheheheheheheheh*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:09, archived)

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