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# The law, in its majestic equality...

forbids the rich from sleeping under bridges
as well as the poor!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# yay no more smokers
like this ban will stop them
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# If they enforce the legislation for 20 years or so
you'll notice a significant change like we have over here.
Smokers tend to die off, and youth don't like to be inconvenienced.
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 5:22, archived)
# If you're talking about America,
you don't get out much.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:03, archived)
# I think it's more about
Nonsmokers not being involved in smoking too.
I for one look forward to the smell of stale beer, sweat and piss instead of fagsmoke.

And anyone who says "it's my right" is a twunt.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# pfft
silly smokers

*lords it up, Scotland stylee*

Oh shit, our airport's on fire...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# must have been before
mnidnight then?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# The airport stopped
being on fire at about 11:56pm. So yes! I think yes!

Something
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)
# oh the poor smokers!
ha, they can gack and die, the lot of them. i was waiting for a bus today and this ancient thing and her husband were both smoking and coughing like they had a gallon of tar in their gizzards. i felt so sorry for them, i pushed them under the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:19, archived)
# As the board's quiet, have a kitty


And this is the evil version that Spazzcat made:



(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# I YAM THE EVILMAKER
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Huzzah for Evil Kitties !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# pffffft!
Thats just ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE
POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE
POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE
POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE
POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE
POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE POPIDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Bless
Can spazz adopt Spazzcat?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# hello thet is a nice kittin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:26, archived)
# husty
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# This is brilliant!
But every time I watch Alice in Wonderland now, I'm going to think the Cheshire Cat is having a wank in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# jig
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Blip https://ello.co/simonelevator, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Real Photo Beach and Sun day right now this instant


from my sooper pano beach cam beefcake 2000 converter

edit: for the geeks: ptz camera we stuck on flagpole transmitting back over cellphone network, autostitched to make pano
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Is this a beach?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Try autostitch.

CFB

Edit: Going blind, couldn't read the small text :)
(Woody999, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# ^that^
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/carlingford-lough-wide.jpg

its a bit big so linkyed

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# nice
amazing how better things look through some lenses
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
#
(Woody999, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# I hate to say it
but, BIGGER?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# The uncropped originals 13000x3000
:p
(Woody999, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Well tie me to a post
and call me Susan - that's pretty fucking huuuuugggge

Mine - (down there *points*) were only 3000 long to begin with...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Nice.
Shame about the endarkening, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# it looks like it was printed out and folded up
then unfolded and photographed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# isketch? anyone?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Yeh, you left.
XXX wordlist.
(Woody999, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Have one from me too -
This is the lovely valley where I live :)



EDIT: Both this and the one below done in Autostitch, which I heartily recommend
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# And one from when I went camping



With the beautiful Spazzcat on the left


(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# that is all the nice
so verdant and luxurious
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# It is super lovely
And yes, very green.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Cool :)
Have a pic i stitched for someone at work
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# autostitch?
off to google that one.
I had a go once with the view from my house.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# look what i've found
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
YOU CHANGED IT OMG
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Damn
there's an explosion of /b/isms here tonight. Has everyone been lurking over there?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# I've been using [RULE ONE] memetic phrases for ages
I fucking love them
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Yes, I agree, they really do have some fantastic memes. It's just too nasty there for me though. I know people can be unspeakably cruel. I don't need to see the full colour photoset to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# I've yet to try /b/, but I lurk elsewhere.
It's a whole new world of meme-saturation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# I prefer /a/ and /v/ to be honest
But /b/ has its moments
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I'm pretty much immune to everything that's wrong about that place.
It just doesn't bother me. And it's worth it to find the lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# How do I shot /b/?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Is it ticking?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Longcat

I can't sleep :(
i'll try sleeping again now! G'nite (morning) b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# /b/?
longcat is so long!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# *huggles mofaha*

(:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Awwwww
*huggleses*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# yey i love longkats
am it caturday all over again??
I'M MOVING HOUSE TODAY! ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Ooh
where are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# to my new flat which has OMGBRAODBAND!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# Yays!
Only one thing wrong with broadband... it spoils you for everything else. I would seriously stop surfing if I had to use dialup. It's just too frustrating.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# i'm going to miss living here with lots of people
as if i wasnt an internet dwelling loner enough already!
hohum! bedtiems for meeee!
nnight hun xxx
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# g'night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Has Room Shotgun been called already?
(If necessary)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# in my one bedroom flat, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# hah! That's lucky then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# loooooooonnngggcaaaaaatt!
Good luck with your sleep try.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Stay up all night if you can't sleep. Duh.
also longcat is long
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# I likes longcat :)
Woo. May you have good sleep, knowing that you made a lully longcat.

'nite b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# one of my pics NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/04303e467961ddd3750e/dog_cock-edit.jpg
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Pfffft!
Night b3ta, mwah mwah
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# mwah, mwah Spazzy :)
Nice playing with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Byesies!
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# g'night sir.

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# *chases*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# *Points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# oh no, I seem to have tripped!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# *pounces*

*strokes you in to a coma*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# *Puts up a windbreak, for privacy*
"Nothing to see here, move along now"
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Good show,
just keep those bleeping machine plugged in, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# *guards machines for K.S.*
Actually... you're from Sheff? How's your water table doing tonight? /checking family are ok.

Edit: Sheffield is my home town, surreal to see the Wicker turned into a river!
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# It rained a bit earlier, but nowt too bad.
We're up high here, so I don't get much flood news.

edit: Yeah, it's hard to imagine it under four or five feet of water :/
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Good stuff
more hills than rivers = most people on dry land :) We used to joke about never having to be worried about flooding there, hey-ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# My plans
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# That's a pearoast
...right?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Anyone else noticed
her lazy eye?

(it's the left one)
(The Velour Fog has a formidable scent that stings the nostrils, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# If
the left one's lazy . . . the other one is apathetic . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Well
I wouldn't say it's that bad.
(The Velour Fog has a formidable scent that stings the nostrils, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Your are right . . .
it is a good thing . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# ...that's...
....kinda sexy!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# b3ta makes us laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# FIGHT! FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# are you a good laugh or a bad laugh?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Pfft.
Yes, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# ^ I fucking love this
First time I saw it I spluffed Diet Coke everywhere and saved it in my special funny things folder
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# ...my curser!!!....ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# What the bastard fuck??!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# ...just for you...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Cor
It's enough to make a lady fancy other ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# o_O
*Stares*
*Goes Blind*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# This is already giving me nightmares
And I haven't even gone to sleep yet
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:30, archived)
# This is real puma
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# I vote for Ed
*bets life savings*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# yes
yes it does

go Ed go
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# apart from me and mushroom,
is there anyone on b3ta, right now, lurkers or not, with a profile ID of under 5000?

its my bathday. i am a bit un-sober.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Not me
But my fiance is 3410 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# done her. she was good.
who IS she?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# My fiance is a HE!!! I'm a lady!
But yes, he is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I never knew that.
b3ta is edumocational.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# You thought I was a bloke?
Jesus, thought that was a nice picture of me as well
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# No no,
about the fiance/fiancee thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# OIC
Yeah, one E means bloke two EEs means lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# nope
not me
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! rgb, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Should we worship you as a demi-god?
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Meeeeeee!
This is my first official post. I thought the time was right.
*relurks*
(Ads, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Jesus Cockbuggering Christ
You really are a lurker!

*bows to lurking sk1llz0rz*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Luuuuurrrrrrkkkkkaage.
Well done. You have escaped the B3ta claws of death.
Quick, flee while you can!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# You joined a month before me.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
#
Is 43902 under 5000?
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# 1345
I invented B3ta, back in the '80's
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# I'll bet it was the size of a brick back then
and was powered by a small wood furnace.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# And hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Yes, they burn surprisingly well.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Nearly
5452
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# now if you had of said 6000
thats another story!
Yay for clean drunkenness!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# no :(
under 10,000 though!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# haha, you can't join the 39,000 club!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Not me but i was a lurker.
/loser

38422 is a poor number really... bah!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# *fwips by*
HAAARRRRpppYY BBBArrttTThhthhDaaay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 3:46, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)
# yus
2679
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 4:26, archived)
# alert the guards...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# That's where I am.
I'm there.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 7:07, archived)
# fuck it.
RRRRAAARRRRR!!!!

bigger version here, if you like teh detail!
its my bathday. rejoice and drink, you fantin moffyflisters!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# happy birthday and EEEEEEK
that's frikkin freaky!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I'm nervous.
Enjoy your bathday!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# bunny slippers...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Happy bathday!
*passes cake made from soap*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# poor bunrabs. they've been run over.
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:31, archived)
[challenge entry] He's such a hunk...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)
# why do guys thing that defined chests are attractive?
/not a fan
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I know exactly what you mean
Really not keen myself either. And a belly that looks like a bag of rocks doesn't do much for me either*

*much prefers a bit of a fuzzy belly to snuggle in
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# me too (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Yay for men with fuzzy bellies!:D
We should start a fan club.



Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# the world will one day all unite in one understanding.
people do not look sexy unless they are sexy within.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Hear, hear!
Huzzah, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# That body makes me ill
He looks like he's made of clay.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Phwoar...
Seams hunky to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# good work
but..

am i the only one getting bored with these niow?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] He's all woman...
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(Bogbean, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Would
Backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Tony or Gordon.
;)
(Woody999, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Both
Sideways

Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# i'd do tony, but not gordon
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)
# If the light was off
Then Gordon might be ok
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] What the hey: have a compo pearoast
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# In a new thread too, how kind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Forgot I could compo a reply
Dunno why - I have apparently caught a case of The Stupid this evening.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# i wouldn't worry too much
it's not exactly busy!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Tam-hutcher
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# TOTP
(Text on two pictures)
(Woody999, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# POLITICS
on b3ta - never thought I'd see that
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# 15:12, 30/06/2007


Click for bigger (138KB)
(Kappa Trackies, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Nice to meet you!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
#
How many Glaswegian muslims do we know?

SHAHBAZ.
(Woody999, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Oooh Mr Darcy!


cfbiggermaximifizoomication
(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Camptastic!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# phwoar!
excellentness!
(Northern Lovely, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# *mounts*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Do you have a spare Jo I can borrow?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# No.
She's mine.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Nice girls share.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# You know I'm not a nice girl.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Blimey
*drops her monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# *purrs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# *fake moustache falls off*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# *puts it back on your crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# :o
*ladyspluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# ooh
very good

can't really get that kind of simplicity to look good when doing vectors...

also, I'm completely rubbish at vectoring people, any tips?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# A single to Beuford please.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Phwoarrrr!
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# oi! gerrof my thighs!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Fucking hell (or-spasms )
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# That bloody Strongbow ad
Has anybody else thought this?

(revrobuk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# If he's going to stand there with his mouth open
You might as well get yourself a nice blowjob before you nick his valuables
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Great idea :)
cheaper than rohypnol; just move his head around and around on it - only 17% less satisfying than necrophillia...
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# I agree
Strongbow is indeed 17% less satisfying than necrophilia.

Or have I missed the point:P
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# You have an interesting response
*conducts internet research*

Indeed, the evidence shows that Strongbow is indeed 17% less satisfying than necrophillia. Coincidentally, so is oral sex with the 'temporarily facially movementally challenged for whatever reason' so I believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again!

*zips up trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Nothing like a good foiling
to while away the evening... :)

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Never seen it
got a link?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I have, and I did,
Stongbow tastes of old ladies pee.

Probably. It's fucking vile, anyway.
(Northern Lovely, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# strongow?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# i've seen the strongbow ads
but strongow is news to me
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# i just want to poke his eyes, punch him in the neck and kick him in the nads
see if that gets a reaction
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# his re-election master plan!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# So so sinister..
We under estimated his cuntishness then

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# timely?
(disconnected, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Inappropriate,
but then Rodin did not carve a wanker, so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)

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