Excellent!
Slight TJ: I'm writing a screenplay to pimp out to 'the telly people'. I can't think of a good title though. What do I dooo?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:17,
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Take the sixth, the seventeenth and the fiftyninth word off your screenplay
That shall be the title
/edit: if this fails, make sure you mention ninjas at some point
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:18,
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/edit: if this fails, make sure you mention ninjas at some point
GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTERSPACE
VERSUS
GEOFF CAPES' RECTAL POLYPS:
Episode One, in which Geoff gets his brown wings...
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:18,
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GEOFF CAPES' RECTAL POLYPS:
Episode One, in which Geoff gets his brown wings...
Really?
I didn't know that.
So long as he doesn't smuggle them, that's proper good, like.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:22,
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So long as he doesn't smuggle them, that's proper good, like.
That's mental
you'd think he'd state his breeding credentials first!
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:29,
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It's a bit long, but in a nutshell
an older ex-nutter stalking her young boss who sacks her, and does loads of fucked up postwatershed shit to her and her family and then *something* happens and *someone* gets shot.
And then an adbreak.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:33,
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And then an adbreak.
fun for all the family then.
i'll tell you if I think of something
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:38,
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go here and pick two words that sound good together
wordcount
e.g. I looked up "dangerous" and got "dangerous demands"
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:22,
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e.g. I looked up "dangerous" and got "dangerous demands"
I like that
it's got a nice b/w contrast, and a good choice of background colour.
And it's a motherfucking panda, bitch!
Woo!
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:09,
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And it's a motherfucking panda, bitch!
Woo!
oooh, pandas are right thieving
bastards, mark my words...
Clicky biggy
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:57,
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Clicky biggy
Borish Grishenko - trailer
Click here to go to the b3ta link thread!
Its finished!
[/blatant plug]
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:05,
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Click here to go to the b3ta link thread!
Its finished!
[/blatant plug]
Yes
This is the actual finished animation im linking too, i would post the animation but it is on youtube and/or flash.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:08,
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Haha you the secret way of linking
the links board would be a stupid place to link to the links board :D
I will watch now.
edit: very good! have you been watching austin powers recently? :)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:06,
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I will watch now.
edit: very good! have you been watching austin powers recently? :)
great skill but...
is the hand supposed to belong to someone nearer the camera i.e. behind brown-hair dude? That's the way it looks to me. But what do I know?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:12,
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You also
look remarkabley like 'Kane' fom the Command & Conquer Games..
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:36,
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Better.
It used to be TV's Kevin McCloud, until I shaved my head.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:43,
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i have three more on paper
couple of other things i want to do first tho
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:27,
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it was a filesize nightmare
but I think you linked it, wisely :)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:18,
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yeah, I did
after minutes of frantic 'FUCKING HELL IT'S HUGE!' and trying to make it smaller in every way possible
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:19,
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I can overlook the slight seams and say that this is a very funny picture
*seal of honour*
Also, WOO YAY!
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:57,
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Also, WOO YAY!
this sounds like one of those logic problems!
my brain is already on an off day
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:59,
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No,
I am asking a genuine question.
If you don't care, let's see your ctrl+v
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:59,
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If you don't care, let's see your ctrl+v
Have 4 Godparents
the presents will be way better from *that* couple :)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:59,
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Yeah but you can't really look at it like that
if you want all 4, have all 4 - then everyone's happy and your daughter will be inundated with toasters at her wedding. Hurrah.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:02,
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Aye, that's probably best.
The two men and woman would be my choice, but I had a bloody daughter, not a son.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:10,
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You know, some scientists say there's still time for an abortion until fifteen years after conception
/cuntmode
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:14,
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God parents should idealy be relatives.
Why would it be inappropriate to go with what you originally said anyway, there aren't exactly any rules, its just who looks after you kids if you and the missus suddenly die isnt it?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:03,
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Actually, the church suggests, very reasonably, that godparents, wherever possible, should not be relatives.
The rules are that there be one of each gender (the parents can be the godparents if there are no others) but that there should be 2 of the same gender and one of the other.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:09,
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if the first male friend was gay, it would make it less inappropriate
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:03,
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Because they're named after where their mom worked when she got knocked up?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:57,
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I am in Leeds
today, it was sunny, and thundering.
I was scared.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:51,
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I was scared.
Is that cos you're a gay?
Or cos you don't have a surge protector?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:52,
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No it's because I'm a girl
I have several surge protectors. I carry them everywhere.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:56,
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I was hoping she was a gay
it would enhance my solo experience immensely ;)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:57,
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The weather
in Manchester (ish ) has been up and down like a whore's knickers all day. I had to drive earlier and was wishing for a bastard submarine.
'ning Sam.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:57,
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'ning Sam.
Yorkshire weather is silly
but at least I feel fairly safe from terrorist attacks. I mean, they all live round here, you don't shit on your own doorstep, innit! /chav
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:03,
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haha. Aye love!
That reminds me. I have a b3ta project that involves shopping the story of the 'innit' tribe of the inner city. ;)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:13,
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That's actually quite amusing
in a sinister and creepy way.
EDIT: NEEDS A SUDDEN SPONG!
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:35,
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EDIT: NEEDS A SUDDEN SPONG!
Nice
The pic, and the obvious reference in your username
*click*
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:31,
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*click*
Is it
Jew Sunday kung jew repost time?
By zootcadillac at 2007-06-09
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:17,
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By zootcadillac at 2007-06-09
is she about to ram the big pink one up his unsuspecting brown eye?
we need to be told
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:36,
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Well...
She IS polishing it in a very disturbing way. (Just waiting to see someone animate that with added SPLOOGE at the end)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:38,
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Me too!
How goes it? I'm especially happy today, my Girlfriend is fine after the events at the airport yesterday and I'm getting a new flat mate to pay me rent today :D
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:56,
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Sorry for the delay.
I'm busy doing other web-type stuff.
I'm happy, glad you're happy too ( goes off all David Bowie like ).
non- deceased girlfriend is good, flatmates to be evaluated but extra cash is good. Looks like all is good with you.
I've been busy with actual real world stuff for the last week. It's not good. I'd much rather sit on my arse blathering at b3ta whilst getting drunk.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:21,
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I'm happy, glad you're happy too ( goes off all David Bowie like ).
non- deceased girlfriend is good, flatmates to be evaluated but extra cash is good. Looks like all is good with you.
I've been busy with actual real world stuff for the last week. It's not good. I'd much rather sit on my arse blathering at b3ta whilst getting drunk.
I know.
I think that I shall be back on the Stella and b3ta diet as soon as this evening ( or as soon as she gets in the motor and drives back to London )
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:26,
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Trees, grass, pencils
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
*nudge nudge*
*wink wink*
...
...
ris?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:53,
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*nudge nudge*
*wink wink*
...
...
ris?
Oo, that takes me back a bit.
I had a set of Caran D'Ache pencils when I was very young. Seeing that has immediately made me smell pencil shavings and remember the layout of the primary school's playground. How odd.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:54,
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TOE KNEE HEART
We had a box of watercolour pencils with a drawing of zebras and gazelles on the front - and a little inset photo of the hallowed Tony Hart.
It may well have been his artwork. In which case. FAR better than the vile, 18-rated filth being peddled to today's children. :-(
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:57,
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It may well have been his artwork. In which case. FAR better than the vile, 18-rated filth being peddled to today's children. :-(
That's the one!
I'd completely forgotten it had Tony Hart on the front! What a legend that man was.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:04,
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Bill Bailey at the SECC?
I got tickets too. He makes me do laughing wee's
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:59,
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pfft
There was one outside today. Fiat Panda and a National Express coach.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:08,
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It really is poor.
I saw the Diana gig has a very special guest. I think they are going to dig up Diana, attach strings to her arms and legs, and make her mime to Charlotte Church singing 'Puppet on a String'. Then, as a finale, they are gonna drag her soggy corpse to the front of the stage and let Bono skull fuck her.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:17,
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I just switched off a DVD and saw 20 seconds of it
hundreds of middle aged posh women dancing to Snoop and Pharrel
hideous
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:36,
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hideous
me mad.
This whole program is like a short-list of people who should of died INSTEAD of Diana. The Feeling? Miscellaneous R&B Act 2? All keeeeee-rapp!
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:21,
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I just got back from the hospital
I was visiting a man named Howard who has an infection in his new false hip, and his wife, Wendy, brought him a book, The Autobiography of Status Quo, and I went through it frantically trying to find the bandwagon pic. Sadly it wasn't in there =[
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:48,
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Duran Duran were her favourite band
So have this toapical repost
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:06,
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ooooh well reminded
**pinch punch, first of the month**
woo yay!
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:13,
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woo yay!
SPLAT!
EDIT: Actually, I think his lips should be buffetting about.
"Aggleaggleaggle..."
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:52,
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"Aggleaggleaggle..."
Verily weeeeeeeeeeeee!
I just sparked up in the corridor and suddenly realised I was breaking the law!:O
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:06,
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i've be given the task of enforcing the ban at work.
so i'm supposed to be driving around right now trying to catch drivers smoking in the company vehicles.
so i haven't bother to get out of bed yet.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:11,
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so i haven't bother to get out of bed yet.
I hope you're smoking in bed
Is it a company bed that uses more than one driver?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:18,
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You join Ferry Halim
on my list of favouritist fluffy things.
edit: (and people)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:39,
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edit: (and people)
BTW
I once asked you if I could borrow some pics to put on a Web Design project site, and you said yes, and I did, and I credited you on the site, and I got a grade worthy of mention (most likely NOT due to my skills in web design, which are minimal), but I promised I'd post a link after I got graded, and I didn't.
So sorry, and thanks. :)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:36,
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So sorry, and thanks. :)
Can't think of anything funny to put here so I wont bother trying.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:41,
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