(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:26,
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I hope it's about chutney ferrets
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:31,
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It's a bit long, but in a nutshell
an older ex-nutter stalking her young boss who sacks her, and does loads of fucked up postwatershed shit to her and her family and then *something* happens and *someone* gets shot.
Why would it be inappropriate to go with what you originally said anyway, there aren't exactly any rules, its just who looks after you kids if you and the missus suddenly die isnt it?
Actually, the church suggests, very reasonably, that godparents, wherever possible, should not be relatives.
The rules are that there be one of each gender (the parents can be the godparents if there are no others) but that there should be 2 of the same gender and one of the other.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:09,
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if the first male friend was gay, it would make it less inappropriate
(mutster101fell over,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:03,
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I think you need three ladyboys to be sure
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:16,
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Find some godparents on ebay
/doesn't know any of this stuff
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:12,
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nicely done
(mutster101fell over,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:58,
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Unshopped
(J-Rodchortled as he came,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:47,
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Hahaha
I always thought Tupac was a stuck up cunt.
(DarkSideOfTheSpoonis 100% back, for now anyway.,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:48,
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(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:52,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(imnotplayinganymoreLike a rock. Like a planet.,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:54,
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My god
that's ever so Scottish!
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:55,
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Me too!
How goes it? I'm especially happy today, my Girlfriend is fine after the events at the airport yesterday and I'm getting a new flat mate to pay me rent today :D
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:56,
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Sorry for the delay.
I'm busy doing other web-type stuff.
I'm happy, glad you're happy too ( goes off all David Bowie like ). non- deceased girlfriend is good, flatmates to be evaluated but extra cash is good. Looks like all is good with you.
I've been busy with actual real world stuff for the last week. It's not good. I'd much rather sit on my arse blathering at b3ta whilst getting drunk.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:21,
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what is this 'real world' you speak of?
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:23,
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I know.
I think that I shall be back on the Stella and b3ta diet as soon as this evening ( or as soon as she gets in the motor and drives back to London )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:26,
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Trees, grass, pencils
Know what I mean? Know what I mean? *nudge nudge* *wink wink*
...
...
ris?
(TechImpis trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:53,
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Say no more...
*winks* Is she a goer?
(Puromycinis still licking windows,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:03,
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Does she like
... photos?
hehe.
(TechImpis trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:04,
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Oo, that takes me back a bit.
I had a set of Caran D'Ache pencils when I was very young. Seeing that has immediately made me smell pencil shavings and remember the layout of the primary school's playground. How odd.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:54,
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TOE KNEE HEART
We had a box of watercolour pencils with a drawing of zebras and gazelles on the front - and a little inset photo of the hallowed Tony Hart.
It may well have been his artwork. In which case. FAR better than the vile, 18-rated filth being peddled to today's children. :-(
(Happy Idiot Talknow has an alibi for,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:57,
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That's the one!
I'd completely forgotten it had Tony Hart on the front! What a legend that man was.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:04,
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That's because of the use of the magenta crayon
Also I'm in Zoo again. Yay!
Really should start tagging these. Yes Riverghost, I know... stop going on about it. :P
(Lazlo WoodbinePanowie!,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:55,
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Bill Bailey at the SECC?
I got tickets too. He makes me do laughing wee's
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:59,
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At the NIA actually
Can't wait.
*glees*
(Lazlo WoodbinePanowie!,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:05,
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*glees as well*
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:06,
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...
(scoshipretending to diet since,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:03,
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pfft!
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:04,
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pfft
There was one outside today. Fiat Panda and a National Express coach.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:08,
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any royalty?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:10,
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*crosses fingers*
(scoshipretending to diet since,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:11,
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Yeah they found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:13,
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At least she'd washed her hair before going out
(Puromycinis still licking windows,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:14,
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Died In A Nasty Accident.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:17,
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I saw the Diana gig has a very special guest. I think they are going to dig up Diana, attach strings to her arms and legs, and make her mime to Charlotte Church singing 'Puppet on a String'. Then, as a finale, they are gonna drag her soggy corpse to the front of the stage and let Bono skull fuck her.
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:17,
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(Ring Of FireA petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:25,
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Should HAVE died. Really....
*tchaw*
(collapsibletankprocreates,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:31,
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...
even the Quo???
(scoshipretending to diet since,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:38,
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The Quo?
They caused it!
(Cadmushas teh uplikn coeds at,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:40,
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I just got back from the hospital
I was visiting a man named Howard who has an infection in his new false hip, and his wife, Wendy, brought him a book, The Autobiography of Status Quo, and I went through it frantically trying to find the bandwagon pic. Sadly it wasn't in there =[
(TechImpis trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:39,
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fantastic games :)
thanks
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:20,
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BTW
I once asked you if I could borrow some pics to put on a Web Design project site, and you said yes, and I did, and I credited you on the site, and I got a grade worthy of mention (most likely NOT due to my skills in web design, which are minimal), but I promised I'd post a link after I got graded, and I didn't.
So sorry, and thanks. :)
(TechImpis trying to be nice (with great difficulty).,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:36,
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Can't think of anything funny to put here so I wont bother trying.
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:41,
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Pfft.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:48,
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WOH!
They are playing Jilted John (by Jilted John) on Radio 6.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:50,
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haha
I've been going out with a girl
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:09,
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