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# Going to see the new Harry Potter tonight. *_*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I'll abra ca dabra gere in a minute if she's not careful
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# That looks nothing like Richard Gere!
For christ's sake, put your specs on Prunes!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Aw christ!
an I had all those gerbils lined up.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# There's a Richard Gere due in 5 mins though according to the timetable.
Keep them at bay for that long if you can.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Yays!
AND MIDNIGHT DINER FRIES
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Yays!
AND GINGER BRITS!!!



Will I get in trouble if I yell that in the theatre the first time they show him?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Yes
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Aw.
Alright. I won't.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Not unless 1/3rd of the theater is ginger.
I think that's the rule.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# I do
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# consequences......................
Hi KK, do it, do it, do it!
And have a friend vid it for the links board!

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# :)
Heheh
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# the Harry Potter films are so unrealistic
I mean, a ginger kid with TWO friends?

(from the b3ta sick joke book I think)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# I'm not
but... would you care to draw Smashing Pumpkins for me? The new lineup?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Alright.
I quite like smashing pumpkins.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# good
this is a good grounding for life.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Hahah!
My dad got me into them, I think.

I can't find any pics of their new lineup. Is it okay if I do an older pic?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# I haven't seen any of the Potters.
I think I'm going to let it stay that way. I've also never seen Titanic.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# See Potter.
But Titanic was shite.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# They're both shite
fact.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I'm allergic to made up words. And from the previews of every movie, half of the dialog is made up.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# oh hi Dallas Green of City and Colour and Alexisonfire i edited your face

Harry Potter movies are still going? What are they upto by now?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# It's all sex and rape now that they're legal.
And crack dens in the hills.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# This may be the only thing to get me in to see the movies.
Well, that and getting over social anxiety.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Barry Manillow also gets shot in one of them
If that doesn't make you want to watch then nothing will!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
well, not really.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Then...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# DO WANT!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Talking of want
I've still got that google search for Yoko Matsugane still open......
*must remember to buy some more printer photo paper*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# lol laydees what look sexy
think I should make a myspace tomorrow? I'd have to think of what utter nonsense to put on it, though.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Oooh yes. Teh sexy FTW!
Yeah you should go for it! It'll be a laugh if nothing else hahaha. If you're musical in any way set up a music page and we'll collaborate on complete and utter shite and sell it to those gullible cunts!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Fuck no I'd have the worse musical skill ever.
Could I put, like, static noise or quiet whispers on my page? Because that would be AWESOME
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# I've found they block embedded players
unless it's their own or it's youtube etc. So basically you'll need to find said noises on a site like those. Can't embed random shite :-(
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# What kind of faggotry is this?
It's MY space! FUCKING MINE! YOU HEAR?!

At least tell me I can have a fucking GIGANTIC image of Konata from Lucky Star doing a :3 face filling up the entire background and annoying the hell out of everyone
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# I reckon they should rename the place "Communist ChinaSpace" now
to be quite honest.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Open up a music account. You can upload your own tunes then
So just get a recording of white noise.

And ello!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# HELLO SUGARSPUN!
This is the first time anyone has ever joined in a potentially board-stretching conversation between me and Shuya. I think.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# I am IN THE ZONE.
I'll even contribute something interesting if the mood so takes me.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Konnichi wa Sugar-san!
aye I was saying we should just create a music profile and sell crap to the masses. Could be fun. Actually, Discomeats and I were supposed to do that ages back but didn't get round to it haha.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Do it!
Do screams and noise and some cunt with a tamborine. Sell it to arty film-makers. You can sell anything under the guise of pretention :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# I want someone in the background going
nippon nippon nippon nippon nippon nippon nippon

like some kind of terrifying bassline
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# The word alone has filled me with terror.
I did a little wee and everything.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Hahaha
but make sure you pronounce it right! Then concentrate on terror!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
we'll call it "interpretive" or something. I quite fancy the sound of a conventional cooling fan being kick several times, followed by the sound of knives and forks being dropped. All backed by a funky electro beat and occasional Hammond flourishes.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# don't forget nippon nippon nippon
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# I'll rebel and say Nihon instead haha
:P
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# CURSE YOU NANAHARA
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Hahaha
You've reminded me of a scene in Azumanga where somone has a camera. Instead of having the Nikon badge it says "Nihon" but obviously made to look like the Nikon badge. I thought that was hilarious :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# I always miss subtle things like that :(
Even though I watch stuff like Pani Poni Dash, where you have to practically pause every few frames to spot all the things they hid on chalkboards, under tables and just floating in the air :P
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Ah yes, I know what you mean.
though just watching them often is enough to pick up on it. You'll have to gaz me a list of stuff you recommend along those lines, preferably funny and not dubbed (that's just a crime!).
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# What have you watched, anime wise?
Just Azu?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Pretty much.
Anime isn't really my thing. I prefer Japanese movies to cartoons. Though obviously I had to find out what Azu was after the macrochan/4chan meme thing. Then I got hooked on it. I'm up for seeing more though if there's anything in a similar style. Have to admit I haven't seen Spirited Away or Azumi yet which is probably unforgivable (even if they are more film-like) :-S
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Call it "kitchen tempo (with a pinch of rage)"
It'll make a FORTUNE.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Nah, you'd have to say "Le Kitchen"
to be more up your own arse ;)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# "le rythme de la cuisine"
Nice.....nice.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Now that's just poncey!
It would have to be broken French/English to get the "arty type" thing across and be a real wanker.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# I have much to learn.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# LE PLACE WHAT FOOD IS MADE WITHIN
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# PERFECT
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# BOARD STREEEEEEEEEETCH!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# COME ON BOARD!
STRETCH!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Let's see if we can make the scrollbar tiny!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# YES
I'm sufficiently bored tonight, lets make shit happen
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# You can't
It crushes text, rather than stretches :(
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# what.you.have.to.do.is.this,I.think
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# oh.
thats.quite.clever.awkward.to.type.though.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# I.think.we'll.manage.it.quite.well.haha
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I.have.no.fear.of.that
:)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Actually,
it's probably a suggestion for whoever maintains the board. Get them to stop it stretching/crushing text. It happens enough so I don't know why it hasn't been corrected.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# I'm not sure I've ever seen it crushes as such you know.
Word-by-word on a line yes, but not crushed as such.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# actually.now.is.the.time.to.use.the.full-stop.method
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)
# It-helps-to-just-write-gibberish
Like-so:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLALALALALALALOLOOLOLOL!!!1!!!1ELEVENTY!!!!
THE-END
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 6:37, archived)
# This is the 5th movie.
And Dallas Green looks positively evil now. I love it!
More /\/\/\/\/\ mouths!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I hope Harry does die in the end. That'd be hilarious :D
But I don't know if it'd be funnier if his friends died first, or died with him, or continued to live on after his death and be haunted by his memory. Ahah. Ahahah. AHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# They should do the alive thing...
Where they all eat eachother. And those two fatty kids in the movie should be the survivors. I know there's fatty kids in there, I seen em.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# ITs just gone up on all the file shares
d'loadng due to i have no money.


*knows there is no excuse for theft
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# There, there...
How else would agoraphobes like me see new movies? Piracy has been good to me.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# THIEF!
I HOPE YOU LIKE STARVING ORPHANS AND TERRORISM, COS YOU JUST MADE BOTH OF THEM HAPPEN AT ONCE
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# hahhahhahhahh
ALL of teh above
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Enjoy the film!
I was going to say something about your picture's uneven breasts but I have decided against it.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# oops u sed it lol
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# this film?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahaHAhahaha
now you've ruined/spoiled it for me - woo!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] this is my 69th post, feel kinda dirty not posting some sort of smut


but i couldn't resist the doctor's paintmashing wandbaggon :P
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# hi I'm kermit
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# oh my god its.....
russell crowe bloody kermit!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] part 2 of my muppet wars nonsense
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Is he doing the finger penis?
I love big bird.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# YOU ONLY LOVE HIM FOR HIS FINGER PENIS.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# Only because he's so good at it.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I love you for your gaping tattered anus
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# hooray!
another wasted pun on the gay shift
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# if you want him to
... I'll get my coat
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# hahhahahah!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# glad to see
the irony wasnt wasted on everybody
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# hahahahaha - brilliant!
space racists FTW!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# and the irony is....
the bar is already full of muppets
well muppetish type things ;)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Neigh
Thought I'd put a gap between some muppet entries with this, my latest genetic mutation - transport of the future, this is :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# now this is what I'd like to see.


you can have my rare animated woo seeing as it's your first woo
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# tis great fun
once you practise a bit!

/novice blog

ooh and your skipping lady is very much a neato!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Now THIS is what I like to see!
*wants a much larger copy of the far right frame*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# it was on gifdump
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# is gifdump back?
a right good source, that was
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# *Bookmarks that for later*
What the hell happened to gifdump anyay? It's been "a new version coming soon" for fucking ages! I demand it returns forthwith!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I have a version of that which I stabilised


it is designed to prevent whiplash injury suffered from watching the video
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Bigger!
and with less decapitation please :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# blimey!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# horses for courses!
Woo!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# WHATS IST HORSEPOWER?
GET IT? HORSE POWER?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# vorsprung durch saddle
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# ist nicht fur fingerpoken und mittengrabben
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# ^This
I've mainly lurked and already the muppets are getting on my tits.
I suggest the next compo be "post something NSFW" for badness.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# NO THE NEXT COMPO SHOULD BE:
MILK: WHAT THE FUCK IS MILK ALL ABOUT ANYWAYS?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I can get with that
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# AHAHAHA!
why does this seem fitting for a mortal kombat fighter?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
you loon, Prunes!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# o_O
he seems happy enough!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Saucy!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# hahaha
down girl!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Crivvens!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Chikenagerru
I choose you!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Personally I ascribe to the holistic healing properties of genuine art.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# please tell me that's vibrating
or I will fear for my sanity
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Inwardly perhaps
:)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# shit it's a jpg!
arggg!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Hahaha
YOU ARE HEALED!!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# but it was vibrating
did you change it?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# That is beautiful
I would like a full sized poster of that to sellotape to my bog wall.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# haha! is this a new collection?
I've not seen this mutation befoer
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Na
dukeofprunes.co.uk/picts/random/

I didn'tdo many but there are a few there
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# YES
it's been ages since I checked out your site. I'll take a proper look at these later :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# wack it kid...
wack it good!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# she somehow appears happier in this pic than any other I have seen
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Chicken girl's mum!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# I was in Thurso last weekend

and hwlp ma' boab most of the women there took like that an are very easy to take home.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Haha that's ace :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# You've lost me now
what? where?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# *Digs out teh Woo's
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# what is that from
looks too familiar.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Apocalypse Now?
I think
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# hey, thats it.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Brilliant to see that again
My fav
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Time for my first woo methinks

Shame it's a bit rubbish.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Ooh
I like it, even if especially because it makes me want egg fried rice!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# *Can read some Kanji*
*but didn't know that one*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# The file name is a clue
If that helps.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# I give up with Chinese pronounciation
/sticking to Japanese
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I see what you did there.
Why does that speech bubble look like its cutting into the board, though?

/my eyes have gone all funny /blog
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Inner drop shadow
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Hotts!
and the moth has suddenly flown away, it hwas there for the past two hours.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# yoink!
i'm not sure i get this actaully
edit: ah yeah
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# making a movie is hardly a unique thing
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Have they done the "Kwik-E-Mart" thing in the UK?
This is the one in my area:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaTazcDZKgE
(not my video)
I went there 3 days after it opened and all the boxes of Krusty-Os were gone...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 6:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Here you go Doctor Dyslexia

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# compo it.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Done
and done.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# hehe
i thought it was one of yours for a second there :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# KREMIT IS SLIMEBASED
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# HES A FROG.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# woah wait
what? WHAT?!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# I liked that video you made with the doll's head
It was freaky
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# it was supposed to be a comedy.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# I didn't get it
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Hahaha
the best bit is the empty "related videos" section.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I didn't even know that was possible
it still comes up with a selection of videos at the end, it's a mystery to me all this youtube stuff
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Neither did I but that only made it funnier
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I don't know...
The presidential twist at the end left me hanging. I think that it needs 100 percent more glowing doll head to make a good feature film.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# it should have been more asinine and pointless.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA

Edit: Fuck it, now I have to post this again.
MEDICATION IS TAKEN INTERNALLY DAILY. THE DOSAGE IS REQUIRED.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Fucking hell.
I love it :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# I LIKE IT.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# her site is the best thing on the entire internet.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Ha!
Reservoir Frogs?! LOLZ ZOMG LOFL!!!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# IM HERE AND IM QUEER.
GET USED TO IT.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# lulz faggort
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Ok, I'm used to it
what now.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# lets be friends.
BUT NOT THAT WAY, I AINT NO GAY.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# It's "Y-O-U-R"
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# SHIRley not
Your-belonging? as in "This turd is yours"
you're- you are ...as in "you are fail/gay"
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Nah, as in "your all gay"
It must be your or it won't work ;)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# b3ta tradition dictates
that the correct spelling is "your all gay".
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Refused to accept this until Pedantichrist gives teh pedantic verdict on this question of b3ta England speak
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# THE KREMLIN IS A TREM'LIN'
shit wrong movie.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# ...
ur a noob.....
YAY
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# I LOVE THIS PERSON.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] NOT a muppet name/movie title pun!
sorry!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# *Cliques
Yes
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# is that a muppet hand or udders ?
perplexing
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Shite!
That was a massive quandary for me - how much insertion before the fingers were too obscured.... shouldnt' have forgotten that udders always point up towards the underside of puppets!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry]


that's a repost, apologies for dragging down the originality of this fine compo.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
#
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# I like this
:)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
top shop!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# It's shopped?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] QND
cos my tattyshop wont start up and i can't be bothered rebooting

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# hahahah
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# also, why does he have a dildo?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# i dont know
it was in the source pic
admittedly, i made that too, but i don't know back then either
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# I thought that was Roland Rat.
*Needs eyes checked*
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# So did I
eeeeeeeeee.. kevinnnnnnn..... :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# i have consulted the oracle ...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# And..
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# One of my brothers had a rubber Roland as a kid
Oh what fun smacking his head off the wall :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# roland or your brother's ?
or both
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# hahhahhaa
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm sure both most likely happened at some point ;)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Finding Kermit
Finding Kermit

I apologise! haha it was a quickie!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Well the text is ok
and they do look a bit like kermit
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)
# HI IM KERMIT.
also:

HEY ASSHOLE DO THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE SMALLER IMAGES ARE BUINESS COMPUTING SCHOOL SUCK SHIT FUCK A.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# AND IM A PC
wait... wrong thread

'edit' 299kb?? whyyyyyyyyyy!?????
/falls into well
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# oh it's a pun
no, wait, it isnt.

edit: RE your profile. You look posh. That is all.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# I found him!
Well, his head at least.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Bored Nazi's will have a field day......
So have at you.......

Optimise! 300k is taking of teh piss.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# hah
he almost go away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Hi there
300kb is a bit too big for a static image. 50kb is the recommended size.
I'm sure you can optimize this without spoiling the look of it too much, and I'm sure the dial-up and capped broadband users would appreciate it :)

Edit: You're welcome to upload this optimized version to your hosting. Please don't link to the one on my hosting though, I'll be removing it shortly.

Edit 2: oh well.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Behold, tha anti-nazi!

:-)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)
# You made me titter
*titters
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# FUCK DIAL-UP USERS.
also he's right, if you made it smaller it totally wouldn't spoil the image. if fact use only 16 colors.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# ah you save as gif from paint?
I've been wondering how to perfect that look
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# When is the next Mofaha-Killer Kitti tag-team double post?
i miss them
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Is Tag team like Spit roast?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# no
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# ashally
probably in the next few weeks you'll see a few of them, since we're both at home at the moment. Perhaps we can put something on the board about them in advance so other people can join in if they want...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Yosh!
I would like to do this.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# this
put it in the calendar!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# ...and 'funny'
would be good too.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Does this mean I'm allowed to post this?


/I'm new please don't hurt me /blog
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# i've never made one of these things
is it peoples way of redeeming themselves after being flamed?

not complaining, it's an amusing pic
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I don't know really
I was just trying to fit in.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)
# haha, it's your first pic! My theory has been proved wrong instantly.
welcome and ting.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Thankyou good sir.
Shall I "you'll never leave" myself, seeing as it's late and all?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# I think i'm meant to say something about pulling off kittens
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Tell you what
Let's pretend you did and no one will be the wiser.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# It is our duty to keep the faith and carry on the unhealthy tradition of flaming nubes into abiding by the FAQ.
obey the law...

It can also be hysterically funny watching the outpouring of bile a nd tongue in cheek hatred for nubes that occurs when an oversized or complete FAIL is posted.
*Is prepared
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)
# I got bored of it very quickly
like 2 weeks after I came here

Threadwaste hippos was good, but it's been shit since then
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Yeah, hippos was fun :)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# You have a point.
In my defense, I was young and reckless.

What are these hippos of which you speak?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# mm, searching, hold on...
edit: here
b3ta.com/board/6575932


every threadwaste ended up like a shorter version of that :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Excellent.
I'm sure such a tradition could be revived, or something equally as funny conceived.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# True
but I don't think it can be planned. This stuff just happens.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Ok
I'll make a note to sponationously come up with something hilarious next time someone breaks the rules. ;)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# ACHTUNG BABY!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# This^
Makes me laugh...I want one
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# ha ha fucking
love that
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# This Is my first moving piccy, Fail-gerbil!

Any Suggestions?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# background moves a little
but I suck with imageready, so I can't comment really.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# click the button to lock the background layer in place
it's the padlock thing on the layers window
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Needs more fail.....
...Quo
....helicopter....etc...etc
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Hmm tis woo
Lock background?

'edit' damn, b3tan to it I do believe


^this isn't mine, but it is in my photobucket so I'm not thieving bandwidth! :P
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Stick with gerbils - best of all the animals
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# FTOAP?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# RIS?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)
# It's abstract bloopy, you either like it, or you do not.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# i try to hard to work out what it was
old imacs or something
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# i may have said it before
but i REALLY like your stuff - woo!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Tanks Frank.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# I second that emotion!
and Yay! no more "L" thingy...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 6:26, archived)
[challenge entry] *insures compo gets really annoying
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# i dont think it can get anymore annoying.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# hey compo your kermit pic collection
i gave it a click and everything!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# oh yeah, i thought i did.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Now now
that's a give-up attitude. I'm sure it can.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's doozer the Timewarp again...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# i liked it better with all the blank space.
; - (
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Sleepy Hank Splendid
Forgot to use the crop tool....
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Crop tool?
Is that for, like, pictures of wheat and corn and stuff?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Am I the only one...
Who finds the one with the pigtails sexy in this picture?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# I guess I'm the only one with a boner whenever I go into the disney store also.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# erm
no
yes

... depends...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# nice
you could have just edited the post
I had a very funny reply
and now it's gone
oh well

have a woo
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# cor!
good stuff

was also just watching a time warp mashup on links about 10.5 secs before seeing this!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# I love that film
You defiled it. . .*sniff*. . .Only jokin, it's gass!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Might be an Improvement
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# ooh
now this, I like!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# ah
One of the tastefull McBadgers I see
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Plus a "not that close to the compo" Pea
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Putting on the Ritz...

Evenin' all, long time no see. Sorry about seams, am using a laptop touchpad
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# add the text "HI IM KERMIT" next to kermits face and I'll click the i like this button.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# compo it.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Cripes
Using just a mouse makes it impossible to outline properly much less a touchpad!
You must have an incredibly steady hand.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# i got quite good with a touchpad before i got my tablet
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I think you're right there
I can no longer use my mouse to do anything more than point and click since getting a tablet.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I made this with the touchpad
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/orcakayakBig.gif

Problem with tablets is it's hard to hover and right click for me.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Blimey!
Another steady handed person.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# well you need a steady hand for a tablet more than the other two I think
as you can't let go without losing the cursor position.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# yeh
touchpads are shit in general. *looks down*

woo to the above touchpad action though
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# uh
love this movie...
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# its not a real movie
its a photoshop of the muppets and the movie "young frankenstein".
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# You're watching
the wrong channel
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# !
hmmm... I'm not sure what you mean, but, ya! ok!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# nicely done
especially the blue Miss piggy!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Is kermit in drag?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Yep
had to stop to have a tommy tank half way through doing that bit.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# pfft
On the subject of euphamisms ponder the implications of 'ham crease'
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# using a touchpad?
crikey - i strugle just trying not to click on everything when I try to move the cursor

/fat handed twat
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# 'lo Swaz!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# hallo :¬)
I've not been about much recently
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# I've noticed
You know you can never leave so please stop trying.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I'm not trying
just don't seem to get the time anymore

mumblegrumblebloodyworketcetc
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# haha
ace!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry. kind of. no I'm not actually.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# i am a bit sorry
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# i clicked it anyway
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# yay
cheers
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# yow.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] this is deeply distrubing
but would make for interesting viewing

have one of mine, as I'm far too ashamed to start another new thread

(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Haha
great!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# haha
RAAAAAAAH I like Scotch, Scotchy Scotch Scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly, mmm, mmm, mmm. RAAAAAAR
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I look good
i look rreeeal good

/starts eating chair leg
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I want to be on you
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Me too
I ain't compoing mine. I abandoned this when I realised that everyone was doing the same sort of thing so didn't bother shopping anymore muppets onto it.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# pffft
I didn't think of that one. woo and yay :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Arf ta
I must admit that as basic as it is, I'd spent about 20 minutes on it with a mantra in my head "take your time, do it right".
Had I continued it would have taken around 2 hours but I realised that it might be well done but basically, it's just not funny :)
Thanks anyway!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Heh
I half did exactly the same one yesterday, but couldn't be bothered to clean up around the fur on the animal I had.

I'm a bit lazy.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# haha!
tis woo, mind!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# reminds me of
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I haven't seen it
is there a lot of deep throat action in that one?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# I haven't seen it.
I assumed it had Rob Schneider in it. So took the more pleasing option of harming my genitals.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# no
just the suggestion of a very sick deep throat moment
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# fuck yes!
woo and yay!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Your post is not a play on words
involving the name of a muppet character and the title of a film!!!!

Fuck me! *likes *clicks
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# no
I took the far more imaginative option of implying that gonzo has a cock for a nose.

Edit: ta :D
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Charmed
:-)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# aarrr!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# yarrr!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# MULTIPLE yarrs!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Yarr to the max!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Yarr me hearties!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Yarrr harrr there me matey.....
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)

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