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[challenge entry] Completely aware of how pathetic this is....


But meh, let the hilarity ensue.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Shittiest 'song' ever!
FTW.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# ^^this
It's like "Singing in the Rain" for chavs.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# hahahah YES! :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I love you for that comment!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# YAY...!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] New Order - Temptation
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Woo
Is that teh TUTT?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# no, random google grab
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# You tart!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Never seen anyone quite like you before!
woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Or Elton ?
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:49, archived)
# "Oooh you've got blue eyes, ooh you've got green eyes, ooh you've got greeeeeey eyes"
which Elton John song has green or blue eyes (can;t think off top of head)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Your Song
"You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue"

edit: oh, and much woo to the post :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)
# My Song? I've never written a song!
what are you on about man?!


oh, oh I getcha.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] "But still, they come!!!!!!"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Pffft
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Free sex is free sex!!
*lubes*

Owt for nowt!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# YOUR GAY IS ALL GAY!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:42, archived)
# You really should get out more
once you've grown pubes, obviously.

YOUR ALL GAY
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:42, archived)
# that fills me with hot man cum!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# In the nicest possible way,
die of AIDS
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Thanks for proving my point.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# You poor unfortunate looking and deformed character
Who smashed your face up so badly?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:49, archived)
# your mum.
Edit: It's still your mum, regardless of how many times you edit.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# yay!
is reverend dan about still? i've not seen him for ages, the chubby little funster
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I WILL NEVER TIRE OF THAT.
NEVER EVER EVER!

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I'm usually a once a day man on that site
It gets me through life.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Spectrum speak with forked tongue
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# he say " r: tape loading error"



(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Oh dear Griffy!


:)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)
# you love it you slahg!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:00, archived)
# A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch
Bartender: What the fuck is that
Pirate; YArrrr! I have no idea, but it's driving me nuts!


I think I wooed this picture so much the first tiome I saw it already
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)
# A hooker, a rabbi and a goat walk into a bar
the barman says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# gay sex can turn you gay
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)
# That's a really nice red circle
here is one I did some times ago
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm...
I love a gay member!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)
# really?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] thankfully the stick's out of frame.

more misheard?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:31, archived)
# why my tongue pink
when I am monochrome?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:35, archived)
# dramatic effect.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:35, archived)
# happy birthday!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:36, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# many thanks.
when do i become too old for this sort of nonsense?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# 84
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Do you know the answer to Life,The Universe and Everything?
Or is there just something about you?

(42)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# left myself wide open for that.
and anything else, at my age it helps if you're not to choosy
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# past the age of 3
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I'm always glad to find older b3tans than myself!
who's the oldest b3tan then?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Isn't there a 68 yr old?
'nhojjohn' is fairly old too! ( that sounds sooo bad)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:42, archived)
# the vicar.
i believe you could be right.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# indeed!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# no, there is a gentleman older whose name eludes me
he's a professor and makes lovely shops out of classical paintings

erm.... damn, it's on the tip of my tongue...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# you can still taste him eh?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] *cringes*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Spaaaangggg
and a gentle tap for good measure (sping)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# wow
i remember reading that joke from the beano :o
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] last one for the day
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)
# rrrrrrrrrRoom to let
fifty cents

I wanna see Prof wotsits Proclaimers again now!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:30, archived)
# two coins
in a fountain?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:30, archived)
# RIS
wtf
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Turtle Cat?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Tortoiseshell
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)
# it's
a pineapple cat :-)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)
# how rare!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Excellent!
Does it take three hours to climb the curtains?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# hahahah that made me chortle and fart simultaneously
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# so... a good night then?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# 1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock rock
5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock rock
9, 10, 11 o'clock 12 o'clock rock
we're gonna
shake hands
around
the clock
tonight!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:21, archived)
# I just wanted to know the time!!!
*cries*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
# not even close!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:32, archived)
# shake till the midnight hour
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo pearoasting
Because life, Mrs Brown, Is just one big knees up; A night on the town, or a storm in a teacup - More like a...
Teacup in a storm

/Carter USM
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:28, archived)
# The fucking BEST
band ever!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)
# it's poofy handshake time
ris
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# yeah that the one
top 10 for 73 years!
12 gold bullets n'all!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:27, archived)
# William Gibson

Also, I just found a fantastic menu I've never seen before in photoshop...
with the selection tool active, right-click inside a selection and click "Refine Edge..."
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# :)
I like it even though I don't know who he is.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Famous
author of Neuromancer
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Okay.





My friend wanted your board name as his AOL screen name for a while. Won't he be jealous now.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# AOL lol
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# This is the guy who wrote Neuromancer.
He invented the term "Cyberspace" and is credited with inventing the genre of Cyberpunk.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahah
Seriously? X)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# i think
it's matazone, who posts his stuff here, has a PhD on his work. top author, though reading some of the early stuff it seems a bit dated. absolutely amazing when i first read it aged 13-14 or something.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Charles Hawtrey, isn't it?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Haha
I can see that :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Oh behave...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:38, archived)
# "DUUUUUDE ARE YOU LIKE JACKED INTO THE GIBSON?"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# what version of photoshop?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# 10.0 (CS3)
Ah, I just checked in 9.0 and it's not there :(
One tiny reason to upgrade, although there are a few good reasons not to imo.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
# harumph
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Indeed! I found Refine Edges yesterday
Thought I'd been dense and just overlooked it all these years!
It is ace!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Aaah, Gibbo!
I see he has a new book out.

*patiently awaits paperback*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:33, archived)
# If only there was a links board, eh?
That said, I think you will like this a lot.

www.fosters.co.uk/laidbacklegends/voucher.aspx?uid=7873&vtype=2

Change the uid number, if you would.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# don't work mate
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Did, but I thinkt hat putting it here may have caused a problem.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# if you revisit it works
once the age cookie is set
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# i already have 10
LOLZ THRESHERS OUT OF BUSINESS!!1!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I bet this 'un will beedun 806 times...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# that invalidates the warrenty
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Hurrah
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:21, archived)
# *Groan!*
but shouldn't it be "Wii are sailboarding?"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:21, archived)
# pedantic cuntfuck :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# windsurfing captain's hat wii
my favourite song
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty. The song Apart by Elkland.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Never heard that song.
it doesn't seem to be the sort of thing i go for.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Hahah.
It's extremley catchy. Unfortunatley.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# links?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Listen to Apart. I think it's still up...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# yep, just as i thought. not my thing.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:34, archived)
# *shrugs*
Heheh, oh well.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# this is rather fluffy
:D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# it's not fluffy, is it :(
*cries*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# No, no, no!
It's fluffy! Don't cry please.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
# sorry, I just had a new mood swing fitted
YAY! :D

BOO! :(

YAY! :D

BOO! :(

YAY! :DDD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahah
Okay.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# ah, don't mind me, it's been "a week"
at least it's sunny
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sweary Groom!!!!!!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# :)
nose breath laugth

NssNssNss
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# jooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeey
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ...Just like that river twists across a dusty land...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# her name was Ferdinand
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# and she dances on the sand...
it works!

CHANGE HISTORY
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# not if you dont change the file name
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Nice!
link to original photo? It's beautiful.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# and not the face
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# I prefferred Mr.T
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh....Okay. A Pea Roast
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Kylie
needed more of a clue.
Also AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh! not Literal translations of each word!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Hmm.
You're right This could get very literal.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# eye aim bee nun dog
dog dog dog
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# i shoot wasp nun sew dog (puppy puppy puppy)?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# i want that played when i walk down the aisle
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# supermaket ponce
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Erm...
I gun wasp sewing insurance (premium increases three-fold).

Ris?
EDIT: That's bad, and not the good kind.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# eye
shot
bee
sew
lucky
lucky, lucky, lucky

shot sounds nothing like should
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Shoot ?
You win this
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# hahah
what?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Looks like you had fun meeting the queen.
:P
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ah yes.
eye scope bug sewing machine dog (dog dog dog)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Isn't that by Britney Spears ?
( bored )
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# I gun be sew more than dogdogdog?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Gordon the Ramsey
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# haha!
two ed the ducks and one pan-fried otis the aardvark please
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] erm!


noone likes little green bag then :(
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# looking back
on the track
at a little green bag
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] dandy
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Painful
...in more ways than one!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# what kind of half arsed Adam Ant outfit is that?!!!
/holds self back
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# not in public toasty!
sheesh
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# It's a bastard mix of a shit Prince Charming
and Stand and Deliver outfit
But with badly fitting work trousers and shoes!

I'm outraged and appalled!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Do you feel violated and abused?
*readies clipboard*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# no, but I'm willing to give it a go
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# come on, let's see it
it was you, right?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I had a far better Prince Charming outfit when I was about 8
that's for sure!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# unable to find a full length adam ant I gave up and used that tosser

I now think that Mr Ant cut his own legs off while on drugs
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# not complaining about your image, just the appalling insult to early 80's style :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# haha genius
:)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha, sheer brilliance
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Oh, you nawwty re-posting tart!
you nawwty re-posting tart!Away! and touch Ham you . . oh it's you Zak! Ok then


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hehe
Touch my ham bitch.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# That's it. We can all give up now
Woo the pic
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I lyke that song
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha
Saw it coming but still chuckled
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Wot a liberty
*clicks*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I was allright uptill
the cheeky litle grin at the end, and I must admit to lollery.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Yes.
*clicks*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's wonderfully Woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

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