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[challenge entry] "Everyone has AIDS!"
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
It mostly cums out at night: Mostly.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *In her eye is the best place to cream
that would be a bad first impression
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# my family motto
"Not in the eye"
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] so not up her nose then?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] AIDS LOL!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# AIDS- ANALLY.INJECTED.DEATH.SENTENCE
Woo!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# lulz!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Is that a scene from the new Bratz movie?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Might as well be
No one in this house will ever see that film if I get my way.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# The whole Bratz this disgusts me anyway! What makes it even worse this is an actually real person (well American) film!
'ning stranger.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# They just bring out the same dolls every time
but with a different colour fabric! AND PEOPLE BUY IT!
What'll happen when they run out of ideas:

Bratz: Nudes!
Enjoy the fun of Bratz on a nudist beach!
Now with sound!
Several different phrases, including:
"Oh noes! There's a crab in my clunge!",
"Watch where you point that camera, mister!" and
"Yes, I have a cock, SO WHAT!?"
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Wow they don't give much away in these teasers
I have absolutely no idea how thing one is going to end. I shall have to miss it.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Heh
That's great - Woo!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Bank holidays are boring
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# yentl?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# An ideal time to make pretty pictures
Woo!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# a/s/l?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# 22/m/uk
;)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# i'm
on it
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Get a broom
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# This be rather woo-ful
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Nicely!
:)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# That's nice
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# why yes,yes they are
that's nicely done!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# For mictoboy, if he's around


Edit to prevent RIS-ology-ness:

this
and
this
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# nice one
i spect micto's off doing new offspring stuff. if he's got any sense.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# True, rather than myself
spending a lovely sunny day indoors, farting around in Photoshop.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)
# likewise.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# hehe....
I didn't want to be so rude as to suggest.

;)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Needs more mysterious shadowy figure beneath fear-lamp
waiting..

woo
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Indeed it does.
But I think Rene must have left him out...
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Reminds me of this:

Tee hee!
photos
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# that's the badger!


(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Bank holiday mysterious duck tiem?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# It's always bank holiday mysterious duck tiem!
Woo, sir!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hahahaha! splendid.
she's just getting her aim sorted to have it's head off.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# They wait, slowly drawing their plans..
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# More floating ducks please.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] He always tells the truth!
The court said so!
Click to enlarge.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# In this case, "it's funny because it's true"
does not apply
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# i'm hoping nobody reads this and decides its the best way to avoid aids
because i learned the hard way even children have STD's
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Some Witch doctors in Africa, tell Aids infected men the only way to get rid of it is to have sex with a child
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# yeah
and the south african health minister says that if you have HIV the best way to avoid it developing into full blown aids, is to eat beetroot
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I bet he has beetroot shares
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# haha she.
and the only minister in s africa who conceded that aids needed to be addressed responsibly and who started talking about schemes to treat it and educate people properly, was just sacked for attending a world conference on aids.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# People are stupid
This is one of the many reasons I hate People.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I think they just WANT to give it to everyone
until we're all dead
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# they definitely want to give it to the africans, then keep 'em living in fear with the constant promise of offering medicines.
the world is sick - incidentally that is now my motto
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# It's a conspiracy!!
Can't you sheeple SEE?±!!?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# haha presqueesly!
*dons tinfoil AIDS-proof hat*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *sighs*
If only the poofs had been issued those. :(
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Didn't they every think that
if they just quarantined them, then that would dramatically reduce AIDS?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# unbe-fucking-leivable
but it all makes sense after this bit:
"ammeh says he'll heal anyone, young or old. He won't take payment, but he does make one stipulation: those who are taking anti-viral medication must stop doing so immediately. Two respected HIV/AIDS experts promptly handed in their resignation in protest."

(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Sounds to me like
he wants to kill them all off
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# no, but this way all the aids sufferers in gambia will stop taking their medicine and start to love the despot who forcibly took over their country.
That way no-one will mention the fact that he's a shit ruler cos they're all too worried about dying.
if on the other hand, he started dishing out medicines and so on, whilst everyone would be grateful, after they started getting better and comfortable they'd realise how cockin useless he is and lead a revolt.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I can't help but feel you've missed something


..are you sure America wasn't involved somehow?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# yep and the twin towers was actually a bad case of aids.
just an opinion, not much makes sense in africa so this is just as likely an explanation as any.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# oh those cheeky cunts!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Yeah, my witch doctor gave me a prescription for that
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Ok.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# lol he's a pedo
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# TJ

I just had the best lunch ever!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# What are those strange yellow rectangles to the left of the beanpool?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Cheeses!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Just some cheeses.
Thrown right in there.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# i fuckin hate you
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# GIEF!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I have had better,
But you make me hungry now :(
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I WANT YOUR FOOD
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
#
R FOOD
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# If I did,
it would strictly be for hostage purposes.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *Comes down with stockholm syndrome*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I'm flattered.
*starts playing poker*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# ...it certainly wasn't that then
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Hello
Do you ever glassco.cx yourself?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hello there :)
can't say I do, why?
//has just done it *dons smoking jacket*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# *giggles*
\o/
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahahaha :)
*blushes at the thought that I was the first person that sprung to mind*
*velvety smoking jacket goodness and everything*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Why? What?
I classco.cx'd you, (no innuendo intended) and I don't see anything out of the ordinary...
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# It's like googling your name, I guess
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Google my name;
Sam Bennallick, and look at the description of the 6th one down.

Edit: I am now unemployable.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)
# wow, google is quick
your very post (^that one) is already 3rd in the list :P
Edit: going down...5th now
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)
# No, I can't bend that way :(
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I'm pretty flexible...
/but I can't do Thursdays
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Nor can my sister
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# A fried breakfast
with cheese and ham.

Why have I not thought of this before?!

*drools*

*starts to eat own hand*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I'm having a very M&S one
Spicy chicken and feta cheese
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Really?
'cause I had olives and salad followed by reblochon on fresh granary bread. There was chocolate mousse for pudding but I didn't feel like it.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# that doesn't sound nice. at all.
partly because what the hell is robluchon?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Badly spelled reblochon?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Yes
I tried googling it to spell check but it didn't help
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM

(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# OM NOM NOM
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Haha, exactly.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# arf!

(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# pffffft
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# What ever happened to lunch of the day?
And Dave the Facts?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I think people got all OMG thats like so LAME! about it
and the Duke stopped doing it.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# That's not right.
I liked it.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ^this^
+ there were some super scrummy entries much like your "WINNER" up above!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
# i'm jealous
you bastard
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# It's not as good as the pot noodle I am currently eating for breakfast....
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I just pooped in to say hello
and this is what a see! Braw!

I'm off work today so I think I will cook something similar right now.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# bacons?!
with sliced hams!!
it is a nonsense!!! a nonsense!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Mmm, heart disease.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# you're ignorant!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# If he actually was a Paedo,
then he wouldn't have been let off.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# You think the LAW can decide if someone is guilty of a crime?
WHAT KIND OF CRAZY SHITASS WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# You still have faith in the american justice system
That's cute :P
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I was being sarcastic
/doesn't work in text
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)
# And if OJ really killed his missus
he'd be doing life right now. Truth and justice will always win through!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Another eye thing

A little bit 'shopped, mostly hand drawn though
Click if you want it larger
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Oh crikey that's disturbing!



Woo to you!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# haha eye like that!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Glad you like it
I've got a very odd eyeball person drawing in a sketchbook somewhere, when I find it fear may well ensue...
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *Fears in anticipation*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Hmmmm
?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# haha cool
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I love this
Eye candy filters?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# ok, who has a nose to go under here?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)
# that am lovely
but the shine is static on the eye ball

/pedant
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha
What?!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Hah, that's pretty ace.
He looks like he's in some kind of "Please, do continue" pose.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Argh!
I like that
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Eyeball eyeball eyeball
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Noice
/likes teh Residents blog
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] i still dunno. but it's animated now
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I thought the pope didn't belive in them?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# For sexy times, he doesn't.
But for fun times, he most certainly does!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Hurrah
On another note my furniture has now gone
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# How are you sitting?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Alaska!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ok not all of it
stil got my spinny computer chair, its coming with me in the car on friday.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# It's a trap!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# is that man in the painting...
licking the shaft near the


teat?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# it would appear so.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I hope it's not got spermacide
it stings the eyes
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# *intrigues*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *Childish giggle*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
i thought condoms helped prevented eye sting.

*reopens tattyshop to animate stingy pope eyes.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Thats my party trick
woo!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I thought having brown pants was your party trick
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Nope, that was due to a bad curry
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Well, it *could* be a party trick
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Where's the rest
of the jellyfish Daddy?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Quality!
*clicketh*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# cheers
works ok as an anim,
also bloody condoms are far too hard to draw.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# never tried to draw one (or draw on one for that matter)
but once you get the opacity down they work a treat :)

(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha!
Now its animated: *click*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Mort's new animation's over on the /links board
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Yay!
Does it have sounds? *bookmarks for home*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# It has a song, yes.
Hope you enjoy it :D
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I have no sound here
*anticipates*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# That's lully!
I like the hedgehog's little flailing legs

And you used the Century Gothic font? That's my favourite.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Haha, have a massive W/Y/H :)
*clicks as hard as it'll click*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I'll be la la la-ing that all day
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# That's rather special.
Have a Houpla

(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# yay!
marvellous!!!

*clicks
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay
i could wee with joy, i love mort so much
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Yay for Mort!
woo!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Wow
And I thought Mort was just a crappy paintmash character from days of yore. How wrong I was. HOW WRONG I WAS!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# That's just lovely :D
I recently rediscovered your 'cow in a tree' and 'business' animations. They're also marvellous.
More! :D
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# gladys didn't like to make a fuss
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# he he
Reminds me of that Secret Policeman's ball sketch Chubby Chase did with the Idians coming into Guantanamo Bay.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# JUST POOP OUT SOME EGGS GLADYS!

(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# And no tea and coffee making facilities, well I never!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# and further up the belt...
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I live near some battery farms.
They fucking stink.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Open sesame
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# You are standing in a long corridor.
In front of you is a red door with a yellow knob.

What do you want to do?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# rub the knob
:)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# The door swings open and you walk through.
You are standing in a long corridor.
In front of you is a red door with a yellow knob.

What do you want to do?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# RUB IT!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# You catch the gon-a-ka-ka-kas.
Press start to play again.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *runs screaming*
arrrggghhh - just like a dream but without the walking in molasses effect!
Wooyeahcoolyeahdaveyeah!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Howdy!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# It's like that website with 100 intro pages
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Dr ham


Click for bigger (240KB)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Is that a spluff globule
on his finger?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# "licks to find out"
hmmm salty
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Stella Artois!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Sheep shearing has its share of surprises...
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# its
/pedant
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha... apostrophe misery strikes again..!
bollocks!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# bollock's
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Bollock's what?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# /bait
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *ahem* Capital '/' please.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Better.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I feel sick...soo...much...fudge...
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Premmy


Previously, on Eagles!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# This speaks to me on so many levels
You deserve a bbc3 tv show at the very least.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# If two pints of lager can do it...
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Ex-fucking-actly
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# come on
he deserves way better than that!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Hehe
Yes!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# could that BE any more of an eagle?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha that's great!
W/Y/H
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# The thing I like most about this is
the curls around the words in the first panel
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# EagleQuest!
Oops
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Factual.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant

EDIT: TJ
The front page is showing a very apt ad for me at the moment:
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# That cat is wearing furs!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Mmmm
FAIDS
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Haha!
Great entry!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# phnarr!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ;-)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# In the army we used to put a bit of salt on our finger
and, if she winced upon insertion, we fucked off.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
#
off it
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I didn't realise
basic training was so much fun.

(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Oh thanks
I was listening to the Alice Cooper album - Raise Your Fist and Yell!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# pfffffffttt.t.t...christ!
t..tppffft.pt.tfpchrist!pffftfffttCHRIST!PFFffptpfffftt!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# The Neville's got stuck again
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I need a spot
more caffeine to lubricate my groam-wheels

pfpfppftfffCHRISTpfff..ft.fppCHRIST!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# pffffffft Fuck me raw that made me roar with a laugh followed by "FUCKING HELL!"
good thing I'm at home and not the middle of a lab.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# That's my motto!

good day all!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Good Day sah'
how be thee?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I'm okay, if not for lots of actual w*rk to be done here
and thee?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I'm grand thankee
got some internet times, just waiting on the removal men.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Just remember that once you remove the internets, it cannot be restored
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Dunno how long it'll be before I am back online
Need to sort shit out at the new place still.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Don't you have a loo or something?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Just a bucket in the corner
they feed and water me twice daily
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
#
When a problem comes along,
You must fist it.
Before the cream sits out too long,
You must fist it.
When something's going wrong,
You must fist it.

Now fist it.
Into shape.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Morning!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Yes Indeed, sir. That's a gem!
:)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# :) The thirst of Cthulhu:
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Saltiest Oral!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# 'ning
its a bit slow today, but much woo to you sah'
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Howdy Dave!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Managed to get away from the mirror long enough to visit us fugglies?:P
'ning matey:)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I did indeed
I had to come see your sexy self.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *effects a bad Scottish accent*
Ahhhm sexah! I ait ah Baihby!

How's the bank holiday working out for ya?

Weather as good there as it is here?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *Slaps across the face using a trowel*
NO!, No! bad Ghostie.
Edit: damn you ninjaing in a question.
t'as been rather amusing, went to my Mrs' Mum's boyfriends BBQ yesterday.
Her little sister demanded a little nephew from me and her mum tried to get me to take my top off.

(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
So what is a Scottish BBQ?

You ignite coals and reheat deep fried stuff on it?

Had a could so far will have another today methinks.

The weather's been lully!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Aye weathers not too shabby up here too
No it was a proper BBQ, hes the Deputy Chief Inspector of somewhere or other, there was ostrich and other strange things to eat.
I am a human dustbin so it was heaven.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Ostrich is nice
I'm a firm believer if peeps eat more diverse meat we wouldn't have the problem with factory farms.

was it deep fried?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# No it was BBQ'd
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Most kind, sir.
:)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Woo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligari for any of you scratching your heads! :)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Oooooh!
In that case: woo!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Yay for seafood humour

(Reap Host from almost exactly one year ago...)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
#


Click for bigger (33KB)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# What is this rubbish?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# It's a talkboarder
If you close your eyes they think they can't see you too and go away.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hmm
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Very reminiscent of the vid for Cerrone's 'Supernature'
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)
# thank you
i think
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Well, it *was* meant nicely.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# cheers
for dat
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah, we're looking at you.
Now what?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *jumps up and cockslaps you in the face*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# You'd need to get a bit closer.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# EMO?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I can't BELIVE that the mods would allow such a thing to happen.
/ac
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Fuck me,
is the talk board down, Mr S?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# oh shit..............i just looked at the blog..................i want to die..........
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# have a bank holiday pea!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# TOUCH MY HAM
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I hate that advert. Passionately.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Ooh ooh ooh I have an idea!
TAKE YOUR HAM AWAY
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I'm going to get a beer
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:12, archived)
# have 19 for me!
:)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hahahhaahahaa
Summit Garage is in Dudley (well, Lower Gornal just up the hill from the Crooked House pub), not Glasgow.
silly Inflatable Aardvarks.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Nice to see the DIY stores catering for more "specialised" tastes
Note the unshopped URL...
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# store category?
As opposed to the iCat folder?
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# haha
SCAT LOL!!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# That's shit
;)
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)
# No.
this is shit.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)
# That's possibly the best thing since pown.alluc
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)
# If you haven't seen it yet . . .
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)
# That was smoooth
with three o's
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I thank you.
I'm off for another poo now.

*posts update on blog*
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I just read the trolling comments on your blog...
...I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe - they're a bunch of idiots!
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Indeed,
I have just replied to your comment, firmly putting you in your place.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I have replied to you politely and joyfully
having been put in my place
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# mmmmh adhesives and sealants
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)

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