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[challenge entry] Piechartattack!
(Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)
# pies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# ...
www.stealacatoffawallandputitinabag.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Lamp'ed!!!!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent, this should have more replies!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# agreed
this made me chuckle *click*
(tekz bumberhead, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# The big green dick is back! And he's hisssed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:31, archived)
# Ha
I like the "This time he's hisssed"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)
# The other idea was 'half cocked', as the...
...good doctor only saw fit to draw us half a snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:38, archived)
# haha
I would like to see this developed into a feature length animation

roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a836188
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:39, archived)
# The gun fights would be a laugh at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:42, archived)
# this makes me want to make a riot with hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:12, archived)
# Which one?
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:15, archived)
# what?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:18, archived)
# Back to a hole in a wall today?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:19, archived)
# sadly, yes.
but there is good news - my ex is adopting the stray out the back so we'll have four kitties soon.

"we". heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:22, archived)
# Fluff!
11999
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:49, archived)
# yep, and lots of it.
i'm off to bed now, see you anon!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# CYA, I'm off for my bath. 12000 posts.
BRB LOL ETC
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:58, archived)
# In the end the case was too easy, or was it?
or was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# heh, i await further installments.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)
# hitler's swastika sweatshirt, looking fine.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Mmmmm, jpgeggy!
Hahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 7:49, archived)
# why does that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 7:53, archived)
# JPG is the shits!
Cumulative rounding errors in the wave approximation.
Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 8:04, archived)
# ah.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 8:08, archived)
# hahahahah.
I just got back and then whoa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 7:03, archived)
# Glad you looked in. I thought you'd like it.
Yet another tragically fragmented storyline. [/;-D

I suppose it does fit with a mock-'boys from brazil'
to add into this...

I remember saying when I made it that I might actually
fill it out after a few years of arsing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 7:48, archived)
# Happy 3 hours
/fecking sundays on b3ta eh
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 8:35, archived)
# I posted a follow up an hour later.
Just didn't use a new thread for the epilogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 8:45, archived)
# ah yes, indeed you did.



/happy 12000!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
# oh yes,
good job on the 12000
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Just over 12% new pic posts.
And about 60% peas and mindpiss. [/:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)
# EVERYONE WENT HOME BEFORE I COULD HAVE A FUNTIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# FUN FUCKING SELLS NO FUCKING DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# MAYBE THE FREE AIDS WAS OVERRATED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# MAYBE I SHOULD OFFER TWICE AS MUCH.
DOUBLE FREE AIDS AND 60MIN VOIP?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Fuck it
Third thread's a charm


Apologies to anyone who is feckin' sick of my rhino, just looking for some more criticism
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:33, archived)
# Spot on!
Worth all the tweaking

...and now I really, really must go to bed.

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:36, archived)
# Thankyewww
G'night ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:41, archived)
# ace!
his feet seem to match now(well the near ones do)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Yeah, I'm a bit miffed about the back leg being a bit wibbly
It wasn't meant to turn out that way, but It has been like that for a while...

Unfortunately, I condensed it to a single frame to make the animation a lot easier..

Pissflaps =[

Well, he's gonna have to live with it for now..

Looking into finding a similar program to GraphicsGale for mac now..

CURSE YOU APPLE *shakes fist at the sky*

Ediiiit:
Never mind, fixed the legs anyway..

AND found a program for free called Pixen for mac.

Apparently it's a similar deely, but cheers muchly for the heads up on new softywarez =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:41, archived)
# no probs
yep that looks like the same kind of thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:03, archived)
# Got it all installed
Looked through the tutorial

Looks incredibly easy to use actually!

All I need now is some artistic skill and some inspiration to make a little pixelly fella =]

To make the animations bigger, do you normally double it up in the HTML or with ye olde tattershop?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:08, archived)
# always html
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:23, archived)
# I'm gonna call him Nigel ^_^

Also, I realised I said that before in a silly way.
I didn't mean the animations, I meant the pixelly giffy thingamies, like this fella up here
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:30, archived)
# ya, but I thought you meant my pixelly giffy animations :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:42, archived)
# Heh
Figured it would be both either way

Nigel was HTML'd up to size, hes only a measly 34x46

Bless his little cotton socks =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:46, archived)
# FASTER!!!!*
*may be on speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:47, archived)
# FASTER YOU SAY?!


The more I watch this, the slower my original one looks...

Also, it's like an incredibly obscure Benny Hill-esque scene now..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:52, archived)
# WOOOOO!
FUCK YEAH!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:58, archived)
# GOOOOOO
RHINOOOOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)
# I wanna race him with this fella
But his handbrake is stuck.. =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:35, archived)
# OH NO!
HE'S DYIN' =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:37, archived)
# Pffft!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:00, archived)
# I wish I could click this one
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:54, archived)
# Thankyou for this
Means I MUST do a penguin one next =]

No idea what it will be doing, but it will have a penguin in it, thanks to YOUUU =D

*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Yay
penguins are great!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:39, archived)
# Like Nigel here? =]


And his little nippers...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:42, archived)
# Very sweet
but of course there can only ever be one pixel penguin for me :)
www.yellow5.com/pokey/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:53, archived)
# Heh
Aww, blessim =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:57, archived)
# does.......
yer rhinoscerpeg have a touch of the piles Mr Pineapple?

Ah walked a bit like that for a month or two after I had my third. Big-headed basrRd he was too.

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:24, archived)
# He got kicked in the groin by a mean ol' giraffe
To be fair, he called him a lanky prick..

But don't pick on a rhino with no legs, that's just plain rude
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)
# a rhino with no legs?
....well, at least he can park near the front at Tesco's - in the spaz-rhino-mong spaces
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:37, archived)
# They're for badgerholes only
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:38, archived)
# there it is!
well done sir, well worth the effort :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:02, archived)
# heh, well done.
much better than being kicked.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:14, archived)
# nicely tweaked.
although i must say i rather liked the original, earthquake with every step, background a wee bit more. the walking action is spot on, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Well this is the first time I've seen it
And I think it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# A thingy
(acidtrash, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# woot
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# oooo
saruman meets da vinci. nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:37, archived)
# nice thingy
I'm having difficulty reading all that though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Like it!
Very profesh.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Very nice!
If a little creepy =]

I NEED WATER BEFORE I SHRIVEL UP LIKE A RAISIN
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# *waters*
there you go, moistness achieved!

EDIT: g'night all, i'm off for my nightly 2 hours of sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:54, archived)
# YOU'RE LATE GETTING BACK HERE
If I hadn't just realised that you moistened me before you left, I might be a bit miffed
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 5:48, archived)
# Thing!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:53, archived)
# new adobe software cover?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:16, archived)
# g'night


...as the fart
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:56, archived)
# you can't sleep there!
you'll be run over!

also, g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:58, archived)
# Unrelated post not worthy of a new thread:
Has anyone here tried to install the trial version of Photoshop CS3, and found that after installation completes, it says some kind of error occured, and Photoshop was not actually installed afterall. (Certain shared components are, but not tattyshop).

XP SP2.

Thanks to anyone who can help!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# That ninja
didn't graduate from concealment class.

Nighty night.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)
# you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# Crash zoom!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] aaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh!


cdc attack!
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:51, archived)
# OH NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:56, archived)
# OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# oh yeaaaah!
/koolaidman
(Cluster, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# This is cockburglary!
WOO!

edit: They do not tile. This makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:14, archived)
# silly pedro!
this is nor cockburglary! clearly he was giving executive relief to some unlucky chap, but had forgotten that he had superglue on his hand. all the flailing around is obviously an attempt to dislodge the sticky member.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# would you expect anything less
from a person who is apparently part reptile.

...It is still clearly an act of larceny.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:24, archived)
# he does have
certain aspects of kermitness, doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:25, archived)
# This is how ninjas move IRL
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Slightly updated
I'm a bit late back, but hey, I was walking. Cut me some slack, Jack.


Bit more blur, better sky, more colours and such like.
MEH, I'm done with it for now..
I may have buggered up the file,
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:36, archived)
# I think the background scrolls a bit too fast
but otherwise YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Someone else has mentioned that
I need to fiddle a LOT with it to make it work..

I may do it another day and update it yet again.

For NOW.. I'm tipsy and finished with him.

He can plod for a bit before I fix his movement speedz =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:39, archived)
# woo to
mechanoceros!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Fankyewww
He's not finished, but he's my animation for the day.

HE GETS NO SPECIAL TREATMENT NOW THE DAY IS OVER ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:43, archived)
# not even a rub-down
and an oil change?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:46, archived)
# I rubbed him with oil
But that wasn't because he needed it.

I was just feeling a little...

Well, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:55, archived)
# rubbing with oil
makes everything feel better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Oi oi
You're thinking about Kai right now.




AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)
# damn! i've been rumbled!
curse my almost necrophiliac love of that dead hunk of assassin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Ha HARRR
Everyone knew it, don't worry.

I just have the cajones to say it..

My other money would have been on Bowie or someone with sexy ears...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:08, archived)
# actually...
i was thinking of watching labyrinth again, but the dvd sticks. he looks so damn sexy in that twinkly blue jacket, but i'm in more of a kai mood tonight. hell, i want to download celebrities onto blank robots!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:12, archived)
# Best. Futurama episode. Ever.
"This is the best movie ever! It has a vampire AND an explosion!"

"Bleeeeughh!"
*KABOOOM*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# "if you want to see the real vampire mr. mayor,
look in the mirror!"

classic!

they should have killed the vampire with electro gonorrhoea, the noisy killer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# Haha
Oh I LOVED Futurama

I think I liked that it stopped though.

The Simpsons and Family Guy were funny for a while before they realised they had to start TRYING to make jokes, instead of just coming up with them.

Futurama was just so free flowing and entertaining, it was never forced comedy like the later series of other cartoons.

My god I miss it though.

Pure class =]

"The key to attack is the element of surprise...


SURPRISE!"
*drops soldiers*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# luck of the fryrish was the best
it still makes me cry at the end when they play "don't forget about me".

parasites lost is a close second.

family guy only really worked because of stewie and the simpsons stopped being funny about 2 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:35, archived)
# Woo, good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Even tastier now
But you could, as you say, fix that conveyor belt effect.

Woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)
# That's an interesting term
I like it so much (And I'm bored beyond any recognisable level) that I may just try and fix it now...

Gonna take a while of experimentation, and not much recognition as people say "Urgh, I've seen this 3 times today..", but I suppose it will be worth it eventuallyyyy =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Of course it will
I don't think anyone round here worth talking to has ever minded nursing a project to completion. We know the toil involved...

Good luck.

I really should go to bed, but I'm past tired now...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:12, archived)
# if you're past tired, you get to go back to the start.
this means you don't have to go to bed.

100% FACT*


*may contain traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:14, archived)
# Yay!
I was hoping that was true. Now I never have to sleep again!


zzzzzzzz....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# *clangs spoon against coffee pot*
WAKE UP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:20, archived)
# *spangs cloon against poffee cot*?
I should really get back to the rhino...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)
# you're only going back to the rhino
because he has the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Hmmm...
bleaurgh. Wah? eh?

*lift head from desk and wipes drool from chin sheepishly*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:27, archived)
# are you sure
that's drool?

*checks desk for surprise cocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# *double checks*
What the?

You were just cleaning it and it went off, you say? That'll never stand up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:44, archived)
# not if it's already gone off it won't
it won't even rise for the judge's entrance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Objection, your honour!
The defendant is an upright member of society.

*calls character witness*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# you're going down
for a long stretch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Can I be extradited to the Isle of Man...
and get the birch? It'll be over quicker.

and I've got this crick in my neck...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:00, archived)
# it depends
you might get time off for good behaviour, if you know what i mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:10, archived)
# I promise
to come quietly...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:18, archived)
# where's the fun in that? ;)
also, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:26, archived)
# 'Night!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:27, archived)
# G'NIGHT MONKEY
I finished my rhino by the way =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)
# yay
If you kept the background moving at a steady rate, and had his body moving forwards and backwards relative to the screen, it might look betterer.

edit: like this except not shit:
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# I've been working on it
Unfortunately, I've done it (to a degree) and realised I actually need to create a very small tiling background.

Otherwise, I need to make it about 150 frames long.

And by FUCK am I doing that...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:31, archived)
# yeah, small tiling bgs are the best way,
make it the same width as the distance as he moves and it will loop nicely

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Oooo
That's very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
# Now my happiness
is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:45, archived)
# I remember when these were back on the front page
I LOVED them

Was back in the days before I joined though, so never got to give you mega love for them

I've got the principal down, and it's ALMOST working in practise..

Just a few pixels off unfortunately...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:50, archived)
# heh, cool
what software did you use for that ninja squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Potatosnop and imageready
Fookin hard work!

=P

What program did you use for your pixeltastic stuff? =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:15, archived)
# the same + graphics gale
you did that in photoshop?! that's pretty amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:20, archived)
# Is graphics gale for the pixelating?
I've never looked in to getting something for stuff like that, but always wanted to.

And thankee =]

I don't have many programs, so I just stick with what I gots.

ALSO...

I've finished the rhino and background, but not sure whether or not I should whack it in a new thread =P

I've done 2 already, would a third be pushing it?

This one has just had lots of conversation that it seems it might not get the criticism I need for it right now...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:25, archived)
# all the twats are sleeping at this time of the night, so you'll be fine :D
Yeah it's purely for pixeling and animation.
There's a free version here www.humanbalance.net/gale/us/

the free one doesn't let you save as gif, but you can save as avi and load that into imageready ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
That looks SWEET!

And for once, an interface I can understand INSTANTLY.

Haven't seen anything like that in a while!

Cheers for that!

Just hope it's mac compatible...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:36, archived)
# not natively..
it helps to have a two button mouse, too ;)

right button is colour picker.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:39, archived)
# I was a member
and so have no excuse for not complimenting you at the time.

they really are a bit special, both of those.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Spellings for Monday
*principle (fundamental premise)
*practice (noun, not verb)


sorry, English teacher by trade...;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:06, archived)
# Do you teach English
or US English?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Apologies
I've been drinking, I normally take a lot of care with my spelling/grammar and shizzle.

Even if I do occasionally use the word "shizzle" =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 4:27, archived)
# this is better than most films.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)
# Snakes are deadly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)
# :D
But he looks so HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)
# But very pettable.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
ITS COMING RIGHT AT ME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I was going to put this on your post below, but I'll woo bloop here with it too.

I'll do a Snaxe after I eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Where have you been
We've been worried sick about you.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Lies.
[/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:53, archived)
# i'm deadly, too
but he's cuter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Death by Lovely?
Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Bah, can't sleep
what i great way to begin a sleepless night
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:36, archived)
# snake is a alien, beware!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:37, archived)
# Not enough :3 on this board.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:41, archived)
# I think this is great! *hop*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)
# I agree *hop!*
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)
# YEAH!
MOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I want to click this so badly
It's 495½ types of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:48, archived)
# I just tried putting the above eyes on to that fox.
It was really, really wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Wrong is always something to share with b3ta.
I want to see wrongfacedcat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:20, archived)
# a kittenthing
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)
# applying cat face to objects turns the object into a cat. Logic dictates this.
/board is now a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)
# I see what you mean
A square grey striped cat covered in blue and black writing. How odd!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:47, archived)
# *hop* *hop* *hop*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# HOPPE HOPPE HOPPE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:02, archived)
# David Bowie's cat?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:12, archived)
# That's
what I was thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:16, archived)
# not enough lightning bolt on face
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:20, archived)
# ground control
to major tomcat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:22, archived)
# This is AWESOME
I'm clicking it, that's fo shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)
# lully.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Doesn't want Bronze!
(smitheagle, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:12, archived)
# STEVE IRWIN'S REVENGE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)
# nice
gorage!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:16, archived)
# LIMP FOR THE GOLD, BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:16, archived)
# A true ninja would already be at the finish line.
A true ninja would BE the finish line.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)
# DOORNOB!


*goodnight*

(xxxxxxxx xxxx, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:08, archived)
# I'm off now too. Night you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:08, archived)
# I GET THIS AND AS AN ARTIST I APPRECIATE YOUR ART
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:09, archived)
# TREES.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:09, archived)
# THE ART HAS PHALLIC SYMBOLS LOLOL
GIVE IT A SUCK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:11, archived)
# hahaha it looks a bit like a penis
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Door...
knob. Doorknob. Nope, don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Hooray for phallic entry door hardware
!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:25, archived)
# LOOK OUT 4 SNAXE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:05, archived)
# I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING ZEPPELIN
Haven't seen you in a while DD.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:07, archived)
# i go away for a few months..... and nothing changes!
how do!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:07, archived)
# this is actually very different.
it looks all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:09, archived)
# he needs a nose
the noses are the best bits of your pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)
# snaxe don't have noseses.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:15, archived)
# that's why they look wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:16, archived)
# snaxe r deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:18, archived)
# i have seen the future
and it's asp shaped
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:08, archived)
# I think you'll find that is a slander against snakes...
some of my best friends are snakes & they make the loveliest carrot cake
I also let them baby sit my four children*


*I hate children
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:10, archived)
# snaxe on a plain
would be a great idea for a film, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:11, archived)
# SNAXE ARE ALSO DEAD SEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Night night.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Funky
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Thanking you....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Slick.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Ta very much....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Ooh! nice!
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Thanking you sir....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)
# reminds me of the the music video for Go with the flow
Q.O.T.S.A

Woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Thankyou.......
Had to google Q.O.T.S.A ...!! looks like a decent band will have to grab some of their music.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)
# They're fucking ace
I'm seeing them in November ^_^
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Woo!
G'nights
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:59, archived)
# ...classy graphic - sorry to nause it up...
...but ah just couldn'ty help maself

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:06, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:09, archived)
# aaah so....write me a letter


blatant? I dont give a fook, I think this is ferking good (for me)

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 3:32, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:14, archived)
# high breastess


I'm sick.
(xxxxxxxx xxxx, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Welcome to your first reply in 30 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] You all smell.


Click for bigger (226KB)
(bobriot, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:29, archived)
# cunts
Plus I think youre all cunts as well
(bobriot, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Blessed are the hamtouchers...

Mistranslations of the Bible #27
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:20, archived)
# The finger was already there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Good for drinking tea
out of a little dainty cup!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Pfft
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:34, archived)
# you'll burn in the Hall for that...
...ark, ark, ark

classy

...but doomed to sell fires for all infirmity
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I have touched the ham...
...and am therefore saved.

You, too, will touch ham one day.

Then you will understand.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:32, archived)
# I am who ham.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Who ham?
You ham?

*touches to make sure*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:36, archived)
# that's not marrow
it's a stigmata
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:27, archived)
# *licks finger*
oo, so it is. Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)
# 'tis written....
...the son of Ham was a right fucking knucklebone

(Pork Farms Pius: 23:16)

That's the Bible mate - it never lies, no porkies
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I seem to remember something
about a carvery, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)
# 67:19:3 ...and thus did enceladus, son of Encephalus go forth amongst......
the Hammerites and the Armalites and the Stalactites.

Enceladus dith thsay onto them, "for I have a speeth impethimenth, buth I have touched Hith ham and, for these thirteenth days pasth HITH ham hath bid me CURED!

'Fuck me' cried the Hammerites, it doth do what it says on the tin.

And... on hearing this the Stalactites fell down pisthed and said 'FuckSocths'



(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# the gogol bordello guy is hailing a cab.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)
# muhaha
(xxxxxxxx xxxx, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:12, archived)
# that bitch got tits
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)
# You're sexist as well then...!!!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:17, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:13, archived)
# This is the best post ever.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Did you not see this?
www.b3ta.com/board/7660960
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)
# thank you
thank y'all
(xxxxxxxx xxxx, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I have now.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:17, archived)
# I've seen better
/blasé
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Jesus!
How did you get that to 900k!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Jesus
is almighty.
(xxxxxxxx xxxx, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 0:24, archived)
# thank isis for the button between 'ignore' and 'i like this'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 6:26, archived)

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