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# eh
up

just realised i cant think of anything to photoshop. absolutely nothing. i think i have actually lost my immunity to b3ta humour.

HOORAY! Let the laughter begin!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:45, archived)
# but
surely the stuff you make yourself is your humour?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:49, archived)
# wrote this the other day
See the children. See them play. How happy they are. They are happy. They are happy because they eat sand. Watch them run, jump skip and play. They are happy. They are happy because they eat sand.
Here are their parents. Smiling fathers and beaming mothers, as happy as their children. They are happy. They are happy because they eat sand.
The families are having a picnic. A picnic in the summer sun. And whats to eat? Sand of course. Beautiful, nutritious sand.
Mummy, asks a child, where does sand come from? Sand comes from God, mother replies. Isn't god wonderful mummy, for giving us sand? Yes, my child, he is.

Sand. Brought to you in association with sand.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:10, archived)
# Molly visiting
Hi BT3A, what do you have in mind? Now, be businesslike fellahs.

Molly
(Molly the B-girl, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:40, archived)
# why - what
are you preposing?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:40, archived)
# is that two questions
or three?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:42, archived)
# do more posing
i think i caught a gliumpse of you just now somewhere but you didnt have any bees
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:44, archived)
# hmmm,
two i think. I don't like to be greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:44, archived)
# on my long journey today i saw someone with even longer gigner hair than you pep
it was nearly down to her knees and if i'd seen her from behind i could have mistaken her for COusin It. I like long hair becaise i can't grow it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:47, archived)
# blimey - I've been away on holiday
so haven't seen Rob for a bit - sure it wasn't him?
;-)
I like people with ginger hair - I like looking at them and thinking 'am I as ginger as they are... or not?'. Tube journeys can be very dull.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:50, archived)
# It beats
"Am I fatter than her?" or "Are my shoes as nice as hers?"... not that I ever think those things every day on my way in and out of the office.
Not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:53, archived)
# kittens,
mainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:40, archived)
# kittens, bah
polar bears!
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:43, archived)
# hello
are you the real bee girl?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:42, archived)
# you mean... she's made of bees?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:44, archived)
# sort of
munkt0n found her
munkt0n.dyndns.org/beegirl/
and I have the link because... erm... oh, look over there!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:47, archived)
# what tha?
i wonder what possessed that girl to dress up as a bee and have lots of photos taken of her?

still - i wouldn't mind her fiddling with my stamen and getting my sticky pollen all over her
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:52, archived)
# ack.
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:53, archived)
# is that all it takes?
must get myself some deelie-boppers... isn' t she quite young tho? Although actually I can't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:52, archived)
# it was
a while back, and we did think she was quite young. it was for a little anim that munkt0n did as opposed to just leching over a young girl...
edit: like we normally do
edit: and the anim is here
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:00, archived)
# I'll let you off
I was only kidding.
Gotta shoot now or I'll miss me train.
Maybe see you later.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:02, archived)
# bye then
were you serious about the deelie-boppers? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:05, archived)
# Osh Kosh B'Gosh
and stealing Star Wars pictures...
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:45, archived)
# Osh Kosh
B'Gosh is the best name for a clothing label ever.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:48, archived)
# Hello i dont...
...believe i've had the pleasure, who are you Molly?And am I mistaken or is this a kind of keys on the table arrangment?
(fingermouse, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:46, archived)
# The first sign of
femininity and you're all over her! you gentlemen should be ashamed,,,
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:47, archived)
# but instead
we are proud

hur hur hur...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:04, archived)
# too right...
...i'll be a pork cavalier till i die. Woo unt Yay
(fingermouse, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:08, archived)
# Are...
you just prick teasing the populace of BT3A or are you actually that girl in those pics.please let it be the later.
(fingermouse, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:01, archived)
# London - Camden - Crown & Goose - Booze - B3tans - 8ish - The Ring
Seeks same with Own Car and GSOH & DOMO (KUN)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:37, archived)
# credit run out
see you there if you're going - detials in messenger,

adios the rest of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:47, archived)
# good morning b3tans!
more memes from meme today. er, me. yes.
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:35, archived)
# oh dear.
i've already made a mess of my monitor. linky.
maybe i'm just bitter or something, but I have to wonder why they bother denying it when we know it's true!
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:39, archived)
# but we all
know that comparing george junior to hitler is wrong. I'm sure hitler wasn't all that bad.
(doltage, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:41, archived)
# *sigh*
now i have to clean off my monitor AGAIN! hee hee. and i must admit, hitler at least sounded intelligent, despite the fact that he was, well, a raving psychopath bent on world domination through genocide.
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:44, archived)
# the tays have a picnic
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:27, archived)
# what on earth?



...er, it's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:29, archived)
# they look
unusually tense...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:32, archived)
# the blinkencake makes them hyperactive
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:34, archived)
# the
guy at the back is worried about the tree melting! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:37, archived)
# have they all got to share that 1 fairycake?
admittedly it is a SUPER HUGE one
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:38, archived)
# ahh now it refreshed i see why it's not just a fairycake
but a blinkencake
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:39, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Mummy, The scary man is talking to me!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:50, archived)
# hah
now you're not a pirate any more you're just a beeg poosy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:55, archived)
# ooooooooo
tay.....
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Duck'n'Cover
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:18, archived)
# he looks scared, poor thing!
yay! (to the pic, not to scared primates)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:33, archived)
# that
is a fantastic pic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:35, archived)
# OH MY GOD THEVE SHRUNK DAVE!!
(GlobaModule, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:10, archived)
# brillianT!
deserves an oscar
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:12, archived)
# that's
lovely. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:24, archived)
# marvel
arse! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:25, archived)
# I like
him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:30, archived)
# aww!
fabby!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:35, archived)
# wooyay
and houpla! i will have to create a new photoshop my pets thread. :)
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:40, archived)
# can post general conversation???
Anyone playing Star Wars Galaxies when it arrives?
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:09, archived)
# I probably will do.
if it's any good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:28, archived)
# well i cant
see it being that bad... you can be a jedi!
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:36, archived)
# If
you spend about a zillion hours poncing about looking for lightsaber crystals and the like. So if you're doing that when do you have time for girl/boy friends, TV, or b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:03, archived)
# bit of a lame one for now,
but I found this in Lakeland
(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:01, archived)
# that'd
be quite large
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:01, archived)
# free
delivery
(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:03, archived)
# Love the
price tag.
(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:03, archived)
# Obvious...

I'd have thought 'abduct them' would be the obvious answer...
(I helped save b3ta! agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:59, archived)
# Hide them
Where their parents would never find them. The retarded spawn from the shallow end of the gene puddle that pass for 'children' next door to me could go missing for a week before the heffalump that bestows the nomenclature of Mother upon herself would even notice. She'd only notice when she had to go and beg fags/money herself before taking off to the pub.

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:04, archived)
# I feel a bit bad...
...about my Milly Dowler hide and seek family fun pack game in last week's challenge now
(I helped save b3ta! agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:06, archived)
# Michael felt he could smile again after having seen Reeves new hair cut!
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:52, archived)
# another
Barrymoore/hole interface
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:53, archived)
# .
Sick...
Funny...
And a little ominous (the black hole.)
(Blue™, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:54, archived)
# entitled... "Falling"
(GlobaModule, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# wyh
nice one.
anyway, im off home yar scurvy seadogs.. yarrrrrr!
oops that was yesterday wasn't it?:(
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:53, archived)
# Thats brilliant.
W&Y&H
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:54, archived)
# inspired by dali
what a nutter...
(GlobaModule, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:56, archived)
# A capitalist with a talent though.
Kudos to Dali.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:02, archived)
# oh
and dangerousClive, where ever he might be.
(GlobaModule, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:58, archived)
# Excellent!
And here are some more kittens for your viewing pleasure.
(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:56, archived)
# that rocks...
i wanna come to yours :)
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:00, archived)
# your on the front page mate!
woo you
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:56, archived)
# what's on your stereo
right now?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# best of fleetwood mac
i must be ill.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# fila brazilia
.
(GlobaModule, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# good call
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:50, archived)
# oooh
top tunes!
good to mong to.
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:51, archived)
# the cat
probably
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# a pile of manuals
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# PM
radio 4
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:50, archived)
# Mine too
.
(Blue™, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:53, archived)
# Nonsense
you can only get Radio 4 on a wireless. What the hell is a stereo - oh a stereogram. I see.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:55, archived)
# hmm
you dont wanna know...

(actually if you do, its DJ HMS from about 5 years ago at helter skelter - Im reverting into my old raving days i think)
but pub in 30 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:50, archived)
# well
we had Phil Collins, and then Belinda Carlisle on earlier - I wouldn't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:31, archived)
# this
300daysofrevenge.50megs.com/playlist.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:52, archived)
# bright eyes
fevers and mirrors

ah, shit, no that was 5 minutes ago. its now mum - finally we are no one
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:52, archived)
# ooo that'a a top album
i saw them in bristol a few months ago. v.good. oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:56, archived)
# both top choices
impressive, 2 class albums
(hazey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:58, archived)
# lust for life
and now for the rest of the trainspotting soundtrack...currently dreary bit from drug coma.
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:52, archived)
# why, that would have to be
the Universal Constructors
*wonders if anyone will retaliate for shameless plug*

In actual fact I are be listening to Primus, Al Green, Living Colour, Beastie Boys, Bootsy Collins, Foo Fighters, Stevie Wonder, Chilli Peppers, Rollins, Ugly Duckling, Public Enemy, Del tha Funky Homosapien, The Hollies, The Stranglers...and lots more on my fantastic "My mp3 CD for taking away the suicide-inducing tediousness of it all" - only from K-Tel.

I am so fugging bored I might have to have another cigarette (that'll make eleventy-five today).
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:56, archived)
# heavens above
your logo is practically unreadable!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:28, archived)
# "NO!"
They Might Be Giants.

It's a gem of an album. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! snooze, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:57, archived)
# QOTSA
Music for the deaf
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:06, archived)
# good album
me like. Although I need to listen to it a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:30, archived)
# specials
stupid marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:13, archived)
# del the funky homosapien
both sides of the brain
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:14, archived)
# grotus.
but nobody's ever heard of them.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:22, archived)
# grotus?
no, really? I thought I was the only person who'd ever heard of them! They're great, aren't they?


Um, actually I've never heard of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:31, archived)
# b3tan to it
was about to say the same!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:33, archived)
# *cracks knuckles*
*whistles in a manner nonchalant yet smug* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:40, archived)
# it's about one of the obscurest things I could possibly be listening to.
this record came out in the early nineties.
they stopped touring in 1996 due to "label disinterest"
wasn't even very good, actually.
I just happened to have it on the stereo when he asked.
a twisted coincidence.
now I'm listening to snakefingers "greener postures" if that makes you feel any better.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:41, archived)
# Underworld - A hundred days off.
which is totally woo if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:32, archived)
# I read that as
A Hundred Reasons at the Underworld. I have slective metal dyslexia.
(or guitar based rock).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:34, archived)
# I'M GETTING WORSE 15 x 15 (groan!) PART 6

other parts are here
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:44, archived)
# cheerz mate
begining to run out of ideas now, but hopefully I'll be able to produce 12 of the things for my website (1 per month)
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:47, archived)
# sweet
I watched them all last night, most entertaining!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# how about
Mr T comes across some crack dealers and whoops they' ass. Then he steals their gear and gets high. The moral of the story: Don't fcuk with Mr T, foo'.

I think I am suffering boredom-induced hummuslessness.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:00, archived)
# the whole story must consist of three letter words for the narrative
it has to rhyme and fit in 15 x 15 pixels
I can't fit the word crack in. doh!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:03, archived)
# aha!
LSD then. Could make for some fun flashy lights :)

(there should be a "This is a dumb post" entry in the pull down list...)

can't....quite.....fucking.......hum........mus.....
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:10, archived)
# okey dokey
will have a go!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:28, archived)
# You're wrong
that's superb.
Are you allowed back on b3ta then, or are you at home?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:45, archived)
# ill at home have been all week
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# I don't get it
Am I supposed to?

Cool though

/edit: just got it. duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:46, archived)
# fantastic
i could revamp my pixel ninja game to feature Mr.T.

Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# ninja game?
where where where?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:50, archived)
# have a look here
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:53, archived)
# wow you java script master you
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:59, archived)
# still planning to get a full site done when i have the time.
but you can waste minutes playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:01, archived)
# w/h/y
i just love it when he says

Eye pity da foo
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# hmmm
he looks like Ed The Duck a bit in that hehehe
Hello i've made it to London
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:52, archived)
# You lucky bugger you
I'm still ill, but mite make it tommorow can't drink and my pals are off to a beer festival, where are you at the mo?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:05, archived)
# On Sale Now!


Sorry, I get no insporation
(salbot, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)
# It's a viable question!
(little_idiot, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# Nice pic
but it is a vest not a shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:44, archived)
# NO its a shirt
its a tank top.
(Its Tragic, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:53, archived)
# no,
but the 'tache does
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:45, archived)
# look out! it's the brixton fridge

™2002 crap jokes inc.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# your missing the rest
hash, skunk, pills, speed, frogs
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:29, archived)
# I love that club
I get free entry
(2stoned2rite, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# *finally gets joke*


*scuttles off, ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# don't wory
when you live in the sticks you don't get it ither.

well I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)
# i do when i help set up
but then I have to stay sober enough to help take stuff down
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# ha, woo yay.
I djed there a few months ago - never been asked for pills so often in my life.

and 'Taxi sir?' is the bane of my life. grrr
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)
# My favourite joke
in Spaced is when they walk out of their
own house and someone comes up to them and
says 'Minicab?'
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:50, archived)
# Seattle Detective Domo-Kun

"I f**king warned you Cobain! Stay away from the smack and stay away from that women. Did you? Did you f**k and now look at you! Look at yourself with your brains splattered over the f**king walls. You stupid f**king idiot Cobain. Can you hear me Cobain? Can you? Can you? 'Course you f**cking can't you stupid f**king looser..."
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:23, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# what prog...
do you use for animated gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:27, archived)
# people use a variety of different ones...
flash & image ready are quite good
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# PSP animation shop for me.
cause I can't be arsed to learn flash.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# very nice
very nice indeed sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:27, archived)
# hello Dr Phil
good holiday? Hope so. I'm one year old today you know. How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# yes.
I wish to move to Cornwall - tomsk says we can't 'cos their internet access is poo. I may throw a tantrum and see what ensues.

Happy birthday to you. I was 6 months old while I was away, and I didn't even realise it 'till now!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# Woo
happy birthday my dear..

Ooo arrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)
# Ooh welcome back!
We missed you. Happy half birthday whenever it was. Seems much longer! I think you should move out of London - smelly place it is..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# i wanted to move there too
was thinking of starting a tecchy/designy commune - was going to force cal to come and join it too on the promise of broadband - how, I have no idea. Oh well. If we work it out you & Tomsk can come too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# All move to
brighton.. close enuff to commute if you need.. nice place to be.. and you get sea.

what more could you want.. oh and you can get 2 meg SDSL pipes here quite cheaply (2meg both ways)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:41, archived)
# Not that I'd want to put any Londoners off
moving to Brighton, but there was a rape of a homeless woman in the square outside my flat, and a murder (with suspected homophobic motivatations) outside the local Cash Converters, also very near my flat.

But I reiterate, that I'd not want to put any Londoners off moving Brighton. It's a lovely place!
(I helped save b3ta! naughty_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:56, archived)
# Is that all that happens in Brighton?
Fuck you should witness the crime here. The Thames is a fucking morgue. Boats can hardly sail due to the bodies bodding up and down.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:59, archived)
# What?
Is there like a permament FatBoy Slim concert on, or sumfink?

Brighton's a local town for local people. We don't need any of you out-of-towners coming down with all yer money and yer fancy do-la-la's!

[edit] Ooo! You made the pic! Consider yourself W/Y/Hed.
(I helped save b3ta! naughty_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:09, archived)
# Can you make it Wales
then me and Nicey will come too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# only
if it's NORTH Wales.

But yeah, either would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Sorry
would have to be around Cardiff...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# Bah
Cornwall it is then. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:32, archived)
# the greatest thing to come out of wales
is Fireman Sam
(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
Let's build a giant geodesic dome in the bottom of a reclaimed clay pit and call it the b3ta project. We could fill it with kittens and charge admission.
(tomsk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# i went to see something like that
but it was filled with boring plants and emergency 'cool rooms'.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# What a brill plan
That would rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:51, archived)
# Thank you
Its an angry catharsis from me having such a bad 24 hours previous.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear that...
*makes soothing noises at Your Mum*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:34, archived)
# that's


see, today's not been all bad mate
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:30, archived)
# It aint over yet.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# are you going to crushed by the pikey's telly
today or tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Today and tomorrow.
I looked the dictionary for the word 'Serenity' but the page was missing. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# classic...
the truth will out :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:41, archived)
# {hahahaaaaa
hooohooohooo

heh heh}*2
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# fooking a
.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:53, archived)
# Best thing for ages!
I've so often nearly used that piccy myself...
Wouldn't have been as good though...
Have a gold star and an extra pint of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:10, archived)
# zippy page at mo...
tried to post this link...

www.explodingdog.com/
(not what its sounds like - trust me!)

in relation to mr sheeps sureal postings

but the page zoomed off :-(

enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! tstar, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:22, archived)
# it's Friday Night

be careful out there.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:22, archived)
# too late
:( i think i may have bedded her already....help me please
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# i think your going down

all the way
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)

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