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# the board is slow : have a massive cow


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(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:28, archived)
# RAUNCHY
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Hello Massive Cow
Meet a massive lioness

(Gawd knows how it mates...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Noisily
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:38, archived)
# It doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Shoves a bunch of male lions up itself
does a little dance.
A few of them eventually come.
She tilts herself forward so the sperm runs down her vaginal cavity. She squeezes her vaginal walls tightly to get the last bits of ejaculate tangled in the lions manes meanwhile crushing the majority to death.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:43, archived)
# You Non-Lack of Detail
disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:01, archived)
# this is exactly what happens
nice description
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# You sound like you experienced this in one way or other
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Who do you think
wrote the book "How to Piss Dead Lions"?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Claude Balls?
No wait, that was The Lion's Revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# You just broke
my shit joke.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# WELL SORRY
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
# *grumbles*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Only in dreams
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Well cowed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 8:38, archived)
# very nice and cheers and all but i don't need a massive cow at this time
how much is the return postage and cancellation fee?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:06, archived)
# My ... that is a big cow!
Can it .....?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# resign yourself to your meaty fate!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:44, archived)
# Are you Mofaha?
Well....are you?
We sould be told!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:45, archived)
# i am (yet another fake) mofaha.
just like mugatu.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:46, archived)
# But ...but
your name is not anagram of mofaha?!^*
*confuzzles
postbear
peaborst
stropeba
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:48, archived)
# i am 'bunny hill' mofaha.
or 'teen' mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:50, archived)
# i have prehensile penis for you *doesnt know what prehensile means
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:53, archived)
# cockslug!
prehensile = able to grasp.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:55, archived)
# self intelligent
camo-knob!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:58, archived)
# Nings my antipodean friend
How is?
*probly not ning in rooland
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:01, archived)
# its nice over here now....
270 - bloody marvellous!
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:05, archived)
# i'm fine. weathers utterly utterly shite( you lucky bast!)
wind rain ....usual global warming
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:07, archived)
# i love the summer!
cant stand the cold - only bother here is the beaches are around the wrong way
/wish i was backup north blog thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:11, archived)
# Oh good. I haven't had a good slice of fate in months.
Rare please.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:52, archived)
# fate is available in:
raw.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:56, archived)
# *grabs tub of sour cream and the pepper grinder*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:58, archived)
# i just had a great big garlic-riddled salad.
no gym today so no fatty-fat-fat foods.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:04, archived)
# g'day mate
i really like the pics you are turning out of late - woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:58, archived)
# thanks, sir!
you've been in at times when i'm out lately.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:01, archived)
# like two ships....
full of extremely strange cargo - passing in the night/morning/afternoon!
Edit also i would like to point out the only other time i get called sir is usually - "you'll have to leave now sir" - ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:06, archived)
# i love the snarky 'sir' i get hurled at me.
as in 'can i help you, sir?' when store clerks look at me like i'm a shoplifter.

so then i steal stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
sir over here usually comes with a warrant, a fine or a beating
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:25, archived)
# over here we have to pay for the beatings separately.
and no-one listens to warrant willingly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:33, archived)
# its a slime

this probably seems like a stupid question, but i'm a mac user on a pc.
how do i clean up my programs list in the start menu? its totally getting on my nerves that its not alphabetical
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:06, archived)
# suck steve job's cock
and right click delete anything you dont want there
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:07, archived)
# i did that already
but i want everything thats in the list, i just want to make it alphabetical
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:08, archived)
# did he cum everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:09, archived)
# no
he's running on empty cause every ipod owner got there before me
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:10, archived)
# open tab 'a'.
select 'i no longer wish to be anal retentive' option (dropdown menu, first choice available).

not available on vista or xp pro.

nice slime!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:11, archived)
#
left click "start". *start menu appears
right click on that menu. *mini menu appears
left click on "Sort by Name".
Done

Dial a pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:12, archived)
# wise up
i spent ages clicking the menu, going through properties and all that junk.

didn't think the option would be there.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:16, archived)
# LOOK OUT MOTHER FUCKERS.
SOME WACKY SHIT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:15, archived)
# PHYCE IT TOTALLY WONT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:15, archived)
# YOU FAILED SO HARD AT SPELLING PSYCHE I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS GOLD STAR STICKER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:18, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:18, archived)
# THE MULES NEVER LIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:20, archived)
# did i miss the wacky shit?
please tell me it is still ongoing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:14, archived)
# Wacky
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# FUCKING DOUBLE FUCKING THUMBS
*thumbs × 2*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:53, archived)
# hehehe
siamese arse twins?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Bellybros might be more correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:03, archived)
# hmm..
to me it looked like their mouths was the scar from an evil arse furuncle
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:07, archived)
# I'm sure the guy in the source photo has them too.
And look just the same. [/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:23, archived)
# LAWDY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:55, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:05, archived)
# haha what the christ
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:08, archived)
# hehe
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:09, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:14, archived)
# THAT AM SCARY!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:25, archived)
# ass-demon wins!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Look like the Judge
From 'The Wall' film.
(Bob the Scutter, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:46, archived)
# mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:14, archived)
# ddt keeps me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 5:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)
# is it sexy time?

edit: click for cheesy soundtrack

Soundtrack from b3ta.com/links/spandex
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:55, archived)
# It's like cartoons with tumors.
Toon-mors.
*clicked*
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:57, archived)
# as soon as i borrow
some very thick spectacles it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:59, archived)
# When I blink real fast
something happens . . . I imagine it's supposed to . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# splendarbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)
# and if you squint
its a fossil with tits!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)
# that's true of everything!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)
# except crimestoppers
squinting at that just makes you suspect everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:08, archived)
# And I do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:18, archived)
# one of my favourite indie clubs had people looking at me and saying horrible things :(
WHY ARAE THESE CHILDREN ALLOWED TO GO TO CLUBS?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)
# ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner

have you heard of the reverse riddle? I give you the
answer and you guess the question:
A: Cockrobin!
Q: Whats up my bum Batman?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:10, archived)
# LOLBBQ
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:13, archived)
# who's the bitch?
enquiring minds and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:19, archived)
# I cant work out
whether that is Charlie Brown or Mandy Capp!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:12, archived)
# jammejam!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:16, archived)
# Noses, toeses or tits?
I can't tell.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# I FUCKING MEAN IT!
Beans.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)
# SEXY SMURF!
/not quite autocomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:35, archived)
# cow cat
that's a ridiculous animal.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)
# It is!
It's a crazy cat. With an IBOPA tail.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:09, archived)
# Bump


Made with Twisted Brush free edition
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:25, archived)
# That hurts my eyes
which means I am going to sleep now
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)
# That Takes DrZaarlon Back To The Days Of Archimedes Graphical Joy
[permit me a stuttering pic?
]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:40, archived)
# NIce movement . . . looks plastered . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:48, archived)
# this is awesome!
i see it as a spy satellite image form another dimension!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:48, archived)
# I really like the cut of your profile
very spiff and entertaining !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# thank you!
it's been like that for a couple of years, i was thinking of enlightening it soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:52, archived)
# shudder......shudder...
mmmmmmmmmmmdistracting!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:57, archived)
# [g'night slow board...
...take over man, take over...

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:14, archived)
# *tumbleweeds*
i had tumbleweed pic but the cat 'et it:

have some old school in lieu!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:21, archived)
# [man...
...that Furtive, always messin' wit' poor Fluffy!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Excellent cannon fodder !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:32, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Haha! You are the master, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:33, archived)
# Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:54, archived)
# oh must I?
im tired.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Chimp suicide
(Westude, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:51, archived)
# It took me this long to figure out what is happening here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:11, archived)
#
Watch out or he will give you lickens.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)
# :D


Crafty pea.

Nites!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:25, archived)
# brilliant!
woo/yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)
# [beating the rush....

[Edit: I have one up at work already, to show my dedication to the xmas spirit.]]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Does this go on top
of the hatstand ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:51, archived)
# [indeed...
...with a little plastic jesus]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Kinda like this but different ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:56, archived)
# what an unusual bodymass problem he has there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:03, archived)
# It appears that his diet is effecting him in more ways than just one . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:10, archived)
# [kind of like that, yes ;?)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)
# THERE'S A CHEQUE IN THE MAIL TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Rarrrrrr!

Click for fully grown =3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)
# If it eats me, ill stab its eyes out.
GRRR :P
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# From the inside!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Does it want to die?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I'm not sure why
this reminds me of Philip Schofield.
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Because you're mad?
Then again, we all are.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:20, archived)
# speak for yourself
sanityclause is as sane as i am! BAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Zebra suicide
(Westude, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)
# grand.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)
# crand
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# crampersand
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:19, archived)
# GrampaSands
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:20, archived)
# while grandma watches from the rocking chair
wistfully
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:24, archived)
# *applies iterative scheme*
crampersampersampersampersampers&
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Brilliant.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Yipes . . . Stripes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)
# That's the only way to go.
Just hoping that the bus is on time...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:19, archived)
# *click*
bus, zebra, praise - no-one saw nothin'
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:25, archived)
# ha ha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# :l
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:48, archived)
# HESA MOP! YOU IDIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)
# SHINE IT GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:50, archived)
# SHIAANE EET GOuARD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Hey Sully! Remember when I said I'd kill you last...
I LIED!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:52, archived)
# My hat is not a mop . . . but it does clean my mind !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:52, archived)
# nd now, i go
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:54, archived)
# GET OOOOWWWWTUH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Mop it! Mop it good!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:58, archived)
# It's not a brooma
/grabs coat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:06, archived)
# hah haaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Is this yours?
www.moid.org/ed/148030534_72023d7e7d_o.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Nope, and good to see it. Thx.
Anything but stoning them is a sin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 2:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
how did i miss this - woo!
(psssttt..i hope you're going to barbara this with wop, flop, strop, shop & co-op)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# not his most successful stunt, i grant you.


but great entertainment nonetheless.
(f_cough Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:42, archived)
# FUCK! HE'S HUGE!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...OH WAIT HE'S DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Dios Mio!
*titter*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:44, archived)
# joder!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Que es eso?
.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:48, archived)
# fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)
# OH DIOS MIO
WALLS ICE CREAM

SOMETHING ABOUT A CORNETTO

er and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's so terrible, but I can't stop laughing
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:44, archived)
# OH DIOS MIO! EL KNIEVEL!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:44, archived)
# lol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Evening
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:48, archived)
# il est mort!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:48, archived)
# GO FONZIE!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:57, archived)
# hahaha.
what a playful little fella he is
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)
# that's
a left hand. Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)
# i tidied it up for you
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:01, archived)
# [he literally...
..."jumped the shark"

[edit: but literally landed in the water, and got ripped to shreds]]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)
# haha, he's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Heeeyy yooouuu guuuyyysss!
*rips open shirt to reveal superman crest*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:27, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# yay for er.. whatever has happened here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# ironing mishap?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)
# reptilian shapeshift malfunction
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)
# QUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDD!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Cohaagen! Tuhn de ehr back ohn!
teehee.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Welcome to VenusVille, maaaaaaaaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
i always forget to watch his show, he did a good piece on it about secret diary of a call girl.

edit-
youtube.com/watch?v=ik7bDGQ4uO8
oh yes it has nadine baggot !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:32, archived)
# I liked the one he did on the news.
brookanews
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I have always never trusted this man
despite him being 'fashionable' at various E-rate clubs

It could be deemed astute if I scurried off now

nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Woo - eeery!
Have an unrelated Manson
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Could do with making the head bigger.
;D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Originally, I actually thought about that.
But comes under the "Quick N dirty" genre...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:38, archived)
# arrrrg!
it's Harry 'Jabba' Rednabbed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Inspired by animash thread.
Unfortunately I can't animash. So have this:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# AIDS cat is not amused
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# the more I stare at that
the faster it seems to animate.

Maybe I should stop drinking wine and go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Animash? =[
AND GROLSCH IS NOT A BEER. IT IS A LAGER.

BEER IS BROWN WITH A HEAD.

IT IS ALSO NICER, AND HAS A VARIETY OF FLAVOURS AND AROMAS, RATHER THAN "LAGER" FLAVOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Worlurds fred.
AND, YEAH, YEAH I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE BEING SPECIFICS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)
# SPECIFICS ARE KEY.
You haven't lived until you've had a nice beer, rather than a piss lager.

You can have a dark bitter, with a mellow toffee aftertaste.

You can have a lighter beer with a peachy aroma.

WHY THE SHIT WOULD YOU CHOOSE GROLSCH OVER THESE SUCH FLAVOURS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Because I'm not 50 years old
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:24, archived)
# LIES
=[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)
# *checks surroundings*
student digs, yeah I'm definitely not 50, unless I'm here to fix the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I feel like an old knob now..
Although, I couldn't find any, I'm settling for Dr Pepper, because there's fuck all around here.

However, I'm fairly sure I'm younger than you, which is pretty bollocks =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)
# aww, well if you are younger it seems you've levelled yourself out
to a good age.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Is 50 a good age to level myself out to at 18? =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)
# your age and taste in drink makes you nearly 30
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Shit, I need a job...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Ha!
so your suggesting only boring old farts in twilight of their lives appreciate the subtle complexities of an Old Peculier, for instance, or a Wells Bombardier? hhhhmmmmm? is that about the size of it?

I don't know, the youth of today, running round injecting marijuana, sniffing fermented shit till they hallucinate, getting tanked up on 17 pints of wifebeater! probably laugh right in yer face and happyslap you for offering 'em a Black Sheep!? bastards!
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:14, archived)
#
Animash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# what is lager a kind of?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Urine =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)
# You speak the truth
I am currently supping on some lovely badger beer
it is the bestest of all beers :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)
# =]
I fancy a nice beer now..
I think I've got a bottle of Fiddlers Elbow hiding away in the cupboard somewhere, I'm tempted to go lookie =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:24, archived)
# GO!
I command you
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:27, archived)
# *goes*
I SHALL RAID =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# i had a nice beer before
it was a bottle of cruzcampo lager
and i'm a bitter-drinker by nature
but the other stuff's not all piss, you know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:33, archived)
# There are some nice lagers
I shall admit.

But the ratio of nice beers to nice lagers is probably around 10:1 =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)
# That's a startling statistic
because while I've had a number of nice lagers I've still never met a beer that wasn't utter wankhat.

This is, of course, personal opinion though. I suspect that comes in to it somewhere ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)
# STATISTICS™
Of course, I am speaking entirely of opinion =]

However, I have encountered many a shitty lager, and many a nice beer.

Perhaps it's just my upbringing though, there are several breweries around here.

I still prefer cider over it all though, Somerset does that to a lad =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Budvar
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:20, archived)
# lager has a flav!
yessh
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Lager is piss.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Guiness is piss,
the drink not Alec.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)
# No.
Guinness is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)
# yay to MrPineapple
lager = wee.
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)
# By Jove! What enormous ears!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Huh?
Wha'? *Is Kerpuzzled*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)
# I understand all of it
except for the basset hound, the marble pillar, the marmalade and the machinery.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# The marmalade is hot buttered toast
semi-transparent over two semi transparent layers of crisp glazed Pain au chocolat pastries and a base layer of chocolate filling.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Two questions:
1) was that a lie?
2) how do I use a search engine to find pages containing a particular tag? I want to know whether anybody on the internet outside of the WC3 themselves has ever actually bothered to use the <acronym> tag.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)
# 1) Not a deliberate one, but yes
I checked and the base layer is of pain au chocolat pastry, then that is covered by a layer of semi transparent chocolate, a second layer of pastry and then the buttered toast.

2) I use acronym loads. Google says others do too, although I personally tend to ise <acronym title="whatever">whatever</acronym>
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Do you, what good does it do?
Ah, do search engines reward sites that label things, because they are more search-engine-friendly? That would make sense.
Edit: I tried codesearch, but it doesn't appear to search html pages.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Hmm,
You should only use it with the title attribute, a la W3, but it is very useful - FF adds styling to it by default and you can style it yourself - convention says to use a dashed bottom border.

It is required for even level 1 WAI compliance
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Oh, OK
so it gives some mouseover text explaining the acronym. Alright, I like it now.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Good man,
I am a bit of an accessibility geek - anyone know of any good accessibility / DDA / usability / user behaviour courses with an appropriate qualification?

Gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# [it's just a convention...
..don't get so bloody cocky ;?)
/joke]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Mmmmm....
are you feeling well sir...
or am I just being thick as usual?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Manley! I demand you explain yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Who's a cunt?
D::::::: WHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Noddy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)

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