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[challenge entry] Paarrrrrrp!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# hehehehe!
great stuff
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I wouldn't want to be the one to clean those pipes.
Woo!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Les Dennis ftw
much wooage
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Honk honk
wonderful
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Thass ace!
and then to find it's animated as well, bonus.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# top notch
woo
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# yeah !!!!
good work fella
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# All in concert C . . . magnifiCent !
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Excelent :D
Deserves a hearty *click* :)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Awesome as usual H.A.
*clicks 2 buttons*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ere Kieth, Where you put those peaches??????
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# genius
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# George Michael did the original
...
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hahahaha :D

*click*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# very this
and I'm not pissed.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# prodge put me out my misery
your sig
ramjam?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Who else could it be?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# couldnt remeber but g helped me
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# It's obviously a base mole being played.....
.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# yup that's where it's from :D


awesome tune
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# love the song, but I hate that version so, so much.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# though if I wanted to be really picky
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
cock IN mole?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Dare not!!
you get mole hills!!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# isn't that the green gloop they give you in mexican restaurants?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# No that snot
(did I spell that right???)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Haha,
woo!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Trying to help
with the shit pics

sharing the load as it were!!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Much appreciated.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# always a pleasure
never a chore
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Do it!
Jumpin' jack stoat,
mwa ha ha ha
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha!
very good
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Sooooper!
(and I first off didn't notice the cockerel; thought the cock'n mole was a sexual prediliction)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# It was
the cock was incidental!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# but i like this, i like this, yes i do . . .
take it as read, were i actually able to draw a heart monitor type thing, you'd have a blip . . . blip . . . . woo . . . blip . . . kind of animated gif in green phosphorus here. prolly bindun, but i'm working on it? :?

in edit: how rude! *clicks*

;)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# ta
we like moles
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# doing the lambeth walk


pipped to the post.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7233335.stm
just in case.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# OI!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Shalamar law!
oh yes.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# baby, i can make you feel good
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Feelling good is against the law...
you must hack off your hands immediately. or an asbo. fuck knows...
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Shania Law
never the Twain
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# that's good.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Completley true
thats why this is also a shit image


Click for bigger (109KB)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# oh fuck off
it's way better than pylons
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# How??
all image challenges recentley have been shit
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# You could always make an image that isn't part of the compo.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# how could you suggest such a thing?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I'm sorry, I forgot it's not fashionable to think of original ideas.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# good
now turn the volume up on your telescreen and do your daily exercises
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Yes sir.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# you've posted 26 times
and really, I suggest you a) contribute more to make compos better b) get involved more generally and c) be little more productive.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Shit
or hard?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# ^this
And sprinklings ofthis
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# when you limit yourself in one way
it helps you to be more creative in all the others
paradox, but i use that a lot when i'm teaching.
Telling students that they have to do an interesting creative guitar solo with just 4 notes makes them find new depths of creative (un)conciousness
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# nothing wrong with the comp this week



bloody hell....did I just type that?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# You're becoming tolerant in your old age
Have a read of the Daily Mail, that'll get you all fired up again.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# It's a good concept, and there have been very few toaps etc.
but it's a bit repetetive, isn't it?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# but there are thousands of animals...people need to just pick the non obvious ones
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I do like some of them. like the elephant horn thingy down there.
:)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# i dont mind a few entries
but i mean animal instruments, pylons, crabs, maps???? the only decent one recently was wrong man for the job
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# The image compo is just one small part of the board.
You don't have to produce images for it, you can make anything you want.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Maoning about the competition
is an art form in itself

(May not be true)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# what have you done with that cunt Prodge?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# he's been sedated with buckfast :)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# bucky and rohypnol?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# with sexy consequences

*fiddles with self*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Sorry to TJ...
but cant anyone point me in the direction of Grey Kid's website?

Ta Muchly.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Cheers Mucka
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# On the other hand
this iscompletley in the theme of this weeks image challenge
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] and introducing Princess Anne


on Elephone?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# pffffffarrp!! :)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I am thinking...
Someone's hat is going to blow off soon! No?

Do you know bull seals suck out baby seals brains through their nostrils?
Just for fun???
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Well we only have your
(albeit an extremely skilled lurker)'s word for that.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# *parpediPAAARP!*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# and looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler, on vibes.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Of course . . . you did !
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous I know...

g'night all - tis bedtime in Poland
(well, it is if you get up at 5)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# should have stuck her on the body of an ass/donkey !
but that is lovely.


night night !
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Dobra noc
kochanie!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Kyllamanogue!
Right, time to switch the box on and watch some sexism, eighties style.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Never mind the buzzcocks?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Dale Winton!
And Moby!

Winning combo.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# zippy and george
get the fuck in
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# does she spit?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I prefer to think not.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
# You hope
she swallows?

edit: ooh.. b3taday and no candle, tpyical!
edit2: ah.. well, here it is... cheating I know =-P

(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Maybe you should celebrate by donating and getting your candle.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Donating..
great idea.. i would, but that requires me to have cash in an account and/or PayPal.. i have neither =-(

edit: Oh.. and thanks =-D
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Oh well.
Maybe you can get round to it before your 6th b3taday
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# One day
before i'm 6, i will..
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# happy b3taday!

donate a few shillings
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Thank you..
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# tis a thing of beauty
*volunteers for milking duty.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I'D MILK IT
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# you sir, have a fight on your hands.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# and
Kylie milk.
*faints*

*wakes up*
*fwap*
(, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# BUT WHO ELSE COULD BE A CONTENDER?


you tell me
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# The woman from Eurythmics
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# You are joking, right?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I am.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# would!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# so would i!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# young uns nowadays...fussy fuckers
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# *jumps queue*
I knew of Robyn before she was famous in this country.
That gives me queue-jumping rights.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# did you fuck her back then?

NO!!!

back of the line fucknut! :)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Yes I have *
...

* might be a fib
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# !
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# This seams quite funny.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Anteytar
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# my fave so far
yay!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# ROCKIN'!
 
love it.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Top punning!
*click*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# lorks a lordy!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Oh dear,
here we go again..
*barricades doors*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# *pre-emptively sets fire to cars*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# other people's cars
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# The new
Nissan Prophet, mostly
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Renault embassy
I think
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Zastava
Yublo..
sorry
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# If you burn this one, they won't fight back.
they won't fight back.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I drive one of these ^
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Geek.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Why, spang you very much!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# *digs out ninja suit*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Bless you
I caught that the other day, nearly weed myself,
but thanks anyway
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# One of my favourite links
of recent times.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha :)
didn't work for me..but found it on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=49fVYmO3yv0
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
#
lolocaust
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# oh look,
she was already WEARING her ninja suit..
*runs like fuck*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# !
Great stuff
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# when dey met
it wus moider
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# nicely.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ...And she's taken almost all that I've got...
...but if you want, I'll try to love again.



Combination of www.b3ta.com/board/8039411 and Peter Kay
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# that song was on one his 60s albums(1st or second i think) on the deram label...to be correct.
AND THAT PICTURE IS PURE FUCKING EVIL.

*clicks*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# took me a while
*clicks*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] We are the rodents


Click for bigger (92KB)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# *glees*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# That fucking brilliant.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# hehehehehe
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# which one is Florian?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# haha
wunderbar!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Meerkats aren't rodents.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 3:32, archived)
# And they can't play synths either.
I think
(, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 6:55, archived)
# no reason
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Good reason !
Vote yes on no !
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# .
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Fuck me, Sinead O'Connor's looking rough
these days. Woo!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Hah that's great.
I really like the background.
Also: I just found this on Gettyimages.
delivery.gettyimages.com/xc/56503128.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=AB345866391BA2F740B8F665C9E64FDFE30A760B0D811297
Seams a bit out of place.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Link does not work
He goes on quests instead.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Weird
it's working for me in both browsers.
Perhaps you have to believe in it ;)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# IT DOESNT WORK
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# top work
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# ooh very nice
i used to know someone who looked just like him
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# sorry
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Like your thinking :-)
excellent sideways
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Billy Connoly?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Quentin Crisp?
I had to get the name from the filename, I thought it was Thelma Barlow - a.k.a. Mavis from Corrie!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ha
you loon
I wondered whether peeps would know who it was.
famous gay 70's icon/writer etc
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Haha, I see you got some inspiration from those discussions earlier.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# indeed
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# YES !
*clicks*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ha, ha
Very good. Woo.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhahhahah!
 
marvelous.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I still want one
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I want one of these
Not to wear, to give to people I don't like.

Definite market there.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# ^This!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Pony piano
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Is it related to the donkeyboard?
Me like.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# he really needs a dentist

(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# at least make it a grey one
/Schimmel
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Horse is a alien!
Beware!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been waiting so very long
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# fackin' cunt !
haha you love that picture tooo much !

*clicks*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# gives me the fackin' orn
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# never mind your fackin' fruit Shirl
I'm gawpin at this bird's tits.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# alpencock!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# yus
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Raging horn eh? :-)
always a trial looking for a source pic though....
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I'm used to working with pricks...
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# NSFS
Not safe for Switzerland!!

hahahha - how very singular - need to mail this asap to my collegues in the most neutral part of the world.

(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# feel free!
royalties to my swiss bank account please.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# erm whut
kind of dog/cat/aardvark is that?

( marvelous image, just compo entry confused me )
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# are we not animals?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# we are devole
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# BEST
ANSWER














evar
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# hang on? who's making the tune.
And yes, some of you are animals ;)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# good evening to you also, you curmudgeonly old coot.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I'm only trying to
elicit a response. I think every other cnut has me on ignore ;)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# HEY!
i'm a cnut and i don't have you on ignore
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# You're obviously not enough of a cunt
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Hey, frowning won't help you.
Get out there and kick a puppy.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# YES SAH!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I am not an animal!
I am a human being!
I... am... a man!
.
*trumpets*
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# foghorn-third leghorn?
how's you sexxxy?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ORN !
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I can see what you're eating with that round spoon.....


November ahoy! book ahead for a good time in the East of the West Midlands.

Dual Birthday Bash, In Vino Veritas and Rotating Wobbly Hat in the world of ROCK!!!
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I want some
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# in my defense, i am quite baked


Photobucket


(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# are you a pie?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# If he is, I'm eating his crusts.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
#
i think of myself more as a tart
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# What is your filling?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# mercury amalgam
oh wait..you meant...er
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# mainly thc
and crisps at the moment
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Fair enough.
I'm filled with my own not entirely disastrous attempt at sushi.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# this is original
likes :-)
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] yarl
Photobucket
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# is that kossoff?
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Looks like Jaco to me
Pastorius, that is.
(, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)

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