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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:34, archived)

all most.

let's go back in time. or forward, i'm not fussy.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)

flip out, man...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:09, archived)

This image has been approved by the Islamic Food Commission

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:24, archived)

...i need my glasses to read the menu...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:36, archived)

FLIP.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:37, archived)

OBLIGATORY EARLY MORNING ATOMIC PIGPOST

I AM NOW APPEASED

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)

...these are gonna get better...

...maybe.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:34, archived)

have some fluff

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)

...don't care much for fluff........no, sir...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:10, archived)

poppyseeds for everyone.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)

fluff related pea

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)

seryiss bisniss indeed.

super cat.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:46, archived)

In celebration of the fact that my YouTube video has been completely wiped out, without any explanation.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)

Same old song and dance.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)

GUNS ARE EXPENSIVE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:27, archived)

...mint coins...peppermint....

...etc..

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:12, archived)

Wintergreen!

Branding is everything. Even on the Russian front.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:18, archived)

SPEARMINT...

...i knew i forgot one.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)

don't forget feltmint.

he had fun eyes.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!

i dont get it!!!!!!!!

(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)

lol, WARLOL!

www.b3ta.com/links/Crown_Prince_Abdullah_bin_Abdulaziz_is_a_spring

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:29, archived)

ohhh

i cant watch it.
my girlfriend's sleepy and i'm soothing her with lovely hexachordial radio :)

brief run down?

(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:31, archived)

BAD MEN MAKE LOTS OF MONIES FROM BAD STUFF.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:32, archived)

ahahahahahaha

classic!

i especially liked the bit about bad mans, cause i can relate to that.
yknow... cause of the capacity for evil. and the resultant struggle between 'good' and 'evil' we call conscience.

woah sorry. had a pretence attack.
/pretence...for NOW!!!

(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:37, archived)

stings like vinegar in a cut or like a scorpion?

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:38, archived)

I would like to know why it was deleted.

If it was due to copyright infringement for using the Ofra Haza track they would usually say.

But, this. Yes, most perplexing.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)

phone carl youtube and ask him.

carl youtube, the man with the unfortunate surname (or so he thought until he turned 38 and saw his potential realised on the internet).

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)

I did that.

He said some shit about protocol, units and reverse-japes..?

I told him to reimburse me with grapes, he told me to "go fuck a canal". I think I've won THAT battle.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)

it might help if you had the pope and spiderman on your side.

they control a lot of shit.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)

Spider-Pope would be cool.

His webs would look like crucifixes.
Or possibly boys rectums.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:50, archived)

and when his carefully-tended eggsac hatched, millions of tiny translucent nuns would scuttle out of it.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:56, archived)

Yes, I agree.

The Pope is a pointless cunt.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:57, archived)

hitler had a point!

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:39, archived)

nice helmet

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:43, archived)

Thanks, just had it buffed...oh..I see what you mean..

Fucking govment.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:47, archived)

im sorry but

i dont get it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:56, archived)

Bedtime

because Kitty is making me angry with her non-fluffyness.

Webber you daft Aussie. Do better in front of the home crowd.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)

SEE KITTY

I STARTED MORE HUMMUS

WHINGE NOW. GO ON. WHINGE.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)

and I suppose I'll play some metal next. :\

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)

fuck, this isn't metal at all.

it's just shit. :\

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:41, archived)

that's it

I'm never playing what other people want ever again :\

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:42, archived)

SALSA!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:48, archived)

I dj nearly everyweek and I MUST play what people want.

even if it's the biggest pile of shite. I have been paying Halo by Soil every week for 3 years!!!!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)

OH OUCH. I'm sorry to hear that.

I suppose 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool too then?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)

That would be a nice change.

I play mostly death/industial metal with some EBM thrown in for good measure.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:05, archived)

Nostalgia

by David Sylvian. Somebody please recognise that we were emo 20 years before these fuckers tried to steal our thunder.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)

hex

listenin to your show
it's Lovely!

though my girlfriend's all sleepy, so i'm suggesting you put something on even LOVELIER!

please? for me?

(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)

The Berzerker is good =D

That will wake her up.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)

i think

i've heard of them before...
are they these guys who play metal with some dancey parts?
i seem to remember putting ghengis tron into pandora one time and getting them come out.

i wasn't That impressed.
not really a fan of metal unless it's AWESOMELY epic like Sun O)))
:)
mmmm distortion.

(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)

Silly hexachordal,

you do not need to tell laydeez to whinge.
It is automatic!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)

pssh.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)

it doesnt mean I dont love you!

*blows air into vagina*
*uses hands on labia to make tunes with escaping air*
*seronades*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:42, archived)

no, don't make exceptions for me as i'm obviously only capable of whinging.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:43, archived)

dont forget the sexings!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:56, archived)

oh damn.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:57, archived)

*leg humps*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:57, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:58, archived)

i'm making you angry?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)

You can make ME angry, ya saucy bastard.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:43, archived)

only if it involes ramming a red hot poker up your backside

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:44, archived)

Kin-kay..Oh Christ, why don't we cuddle anymore?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)

did we ever?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)

Once, it was June. I was in this delicious ball gown, you were in a gazebo.

I miss those days.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)

you should!

he has these little flabby bits under his ribs you can tuck your arms into
and he always smells like cinamon from the doughnuts.
quite relaxing really

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:48, archived)

You loved me, once.

I still have that camel made from your pubic hair.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)

I apologise.

Angry was a silly word to use. Disappointed.

night night my lovely pets.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)

oh well i will have to slit my wrists now.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)

but if you are emo....

and I reply to all your posts here....
that can only mean one thing!.....

OH MY FUCKING GOD!
I AM A LONG HAIRED PRE-PUBESCENT INTERNET PEST!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)

haha.

you cunt.

haha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)

I'm sorry if I have misread our recent friendliness

and assumed more than there really is. I would appreciate it however if you'd pull your fucking neck in and not speak to me like I'm something you might step in.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)

'night you fat drunk!

by fat drunk I mean sexy person

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)

obviously :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)

Webber won't do well

Lewis will get pole.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)

that am ME!

i are COMIC STRIP!
*happies*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:44, archived)

you make a beautiful subject

XXX

/panders

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:46, archived)

pshhh

i am sub-average on a good day.
that was a professional photo and a fuckton of makeup and shoppery, hehe.
but thank you for the GORGEOUS drawage! *huggles*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)

It would not require all the

make-up or the pro photo. I'm a dab hand and you can trust me to make you look beautiful whatever I have to work with. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)

hehe

you would be horribly disappointed if you ever saw a candid picture of me.
i'll keep whoring out the professional one - one good photo MUST mean i always look like that, right?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)

Why would I be disappointed?

I'm not after shagging you and if I were I'd hate you to think I was so shallow. Plus, if we ever got near to sex I can assure you that you would have to be drunker than me. Drunker than me could mean needing a personal health care team on hand.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:56, archived)

not 'diappointed' more.. disillusioned?

i dunno. words. gah.
i am under no illusions that i'm pretty because i'm not. But most of the time i'm okay with that. Hopefully i make up for it with some degree of intelligence.
and: sex and me don't really happen very often [see above, item RE: not pretty] and when it does it's usually girlsex, hehe, despite me not being particularly into such things. s'just the way things have turned out thusfar.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)

i like bicycles

that clear anything up?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)

you are Robert Stewart

AICMFP

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)

i am baffled

aircmfp

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)

de-RIS

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)

christ

the chafing...

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)

Kisses and hugs XX.

Get your universary crap out of the way and you can come and have a break with us. I promise not to ask you to babysit or do anything that gets you on the national news.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)

two months!

TWO MONTHS and it's all over! [one way or t'other... am not convinced i'm going to pass...]
*joys*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)

It's a bit too late for incentive

but if you pass you can come and stay with us on the boat in Malta. That better?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)

*starts revising*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:18, archived)

revise harder.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:21, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:57, archived)

*does happy dance*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)

*reluctantly danses*

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:02, archived)

Joins in and

Ted Dansons...

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:05, archived)

wow

that is beautiful :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)

I know, I know, it's hardly a finished comic strip

BUT IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL AS IT IS!

I am also now doing radio at www.bucketofbad.com so LISTEN IN

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

Abba - Voulez-Vous

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

oh dear

this is not what we like on this hyere board, young laddo

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

I spent fucking quarter of an hour on these boxes

and stand by my decision to post them.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)

as i'm sure

and god bless your future record sales

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)

and?

did the dog eat all the pictures inside the boxes or something

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)

camels did

i heard....somewhere

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)

...

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)

*tunes in / Rocks out*

Edit: 2 Bjork songs??? NO! more Meshuggah!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

hwaaah!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)

This is so true..

except I rarely brush my hair, but I do fucking rock!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)

WOO!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

please sir.

Will you play some David Sylvian on pen dicks radio whilst I watch the motors go round?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)

I sadly have none :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)

that's fortunate because

your stream fails to play in any of my players.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)

stream of pisssssss?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:17, archived)

I'n going to bed now.

sort your fucking self out for tomorrow.

XX

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

why ? what wrong with me. i'm great.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:26, archived)

It works with VLC player.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)

yeah but

i don't want hammy open source, non-vista- compliant stuff on my PC just to listen to 30 seconds of Hexy to then tell him he plays tweenage shite. I can use my imagination ;;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

fairnuff.

It seems to have assilmilated my system as the default player.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

nowt wrong with it fella

it's just not good for 64 bit vista yet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)

Its ok on xp.

I find it useful for playing stuff ripped from youtube.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)

I'm fighting that effect right now.

/damn slow renderer blog

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)

Phwoar!!!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:19, archived)

Wow-wa-wee-Waa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:19, archived)

*twitch*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

Needs more awesome-o-pard

and less alcomahol (on my part, I wouldn't like to suggest the level of imbibement that is required to draw fictional felines.)

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Supergyrations, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:19, archived)

this is the nicest post ever.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

you're welcome.

i miss the old dog

~~dog~~ cat

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Supergyrations, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:26, archived)

wooo!

Kimya Dawson

(.underwhelmed, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)

I mean, who the hell am I, but -- I agree it's beautiful

So thanks for posting.
And Mondrian and Rothko can eat their hearts out.
(Hey, then they'd be YBAs!)

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Bee Nice |-|, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:25, archived)

Time for a comix.

Plz join in.

Click for a 300kb PNG with less compression, and all that shit.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

CANTHA..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

MAKE/POST A COMIX! :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

Oh, ok...gimme 5000 seconds.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

IT'S AN AUTOMATIC LOCK IN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

You are Richard O'Brian!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

RICHARD O'BEAN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)

Mr Bean.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)

MR O'BEAN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)

OB from Hollyoaks

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)

O'BEAN FROM HOLLYBEANS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)

Mr O'Brian Chief Engineer of Deep Space 9

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

Oh you win :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

Hurrah!!!

*drinks more booze*

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)

I does haz 4 comix drafted here redy 2 go to photoshop to be born

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

YES x4

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

YES

FOUR!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)

AND YES

THEY WILL OFFEND PEOPLE
LAUGHTER IS SOOO 2007

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)

BRILLO :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)

GOT PADS?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)

MONG O GAMY

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McBadger COW, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)

Woo!

And it appears I was pre-emptive.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

HOORAY! :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

is that

government sanctioned advice or just recommended practise?

( woo )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

Advice: condom.

Practise: beans.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

beans sounds good.

In the sauce right?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)

Ew.

What are you, a car?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)

Please don't pick on me.

I'm very drunk.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)

I'm very un-drunk

I do not like it :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

haha

*points* *stumbles*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)

right, I'm off to bed before you confuse me further with your "Danish" beer from middle Germany

good night you lovely fucks.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)

you get it in a keg here

and it comes from Denmark.
Night hunny.

edit:// Haha. I really should buy my own beer. I've just been told I am a silly cunt and the beer in the bar is Faxe.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)

I bought Stella in glasgow once

I love scottish beer. ch'rio.

Edit: ah, right. Now that is danish. Buy your own beer? That's what slaves are for.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)

Hey. I just pay for it.

I knew we had Danish beer in the bar. I just thought it was the same ast the little kegs we have in the garage which are Dab. Seems the Danish beer is Faxe, * which is lovely, fuck off, I'm drunk ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)

GOOD NIGHT DOUBLOON

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)

Danish beer?

You disgust me! Nite

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)

i'd love to see more stuff like this

excellent

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

If girly little Shada was around, you would have had this split into 3.

And 2 more comix :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

I like to see three frames of your arts at once

your single pics are good but make me lust for more content

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)

I would consolidate more often

But PNG files are huge, and I quite like them for this kind of colouring style.

Any more than 1 at a time and people will complain about the size, like with the happle/sapple/frapple/crapple :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)

Shada is a girl.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)

FUCK ME YES

THIS IS INSANELY AWESOME

IT'S JUST TOO EARLY-------------

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)

YOU GOT CUT OFF.

I THINK WE'RE LOSING SIGNAL IN THE TUNNEL :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)

I thought all Mexicans were fast mice with sombreros.

Have I been misinformed?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)

He makes Speedy Gonzales look like REGULAR Gonzales.

Also, WOO TASTASTRSRSTAR :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)

Mexicans have tornados.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)

Tornadoes and underlay.

Such riches!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)

Also: Tiny horses.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

BRB, visa application

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)

FUCK ME YES

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)

PENISPENISPENIS :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)

Yes

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)

Working on one at the moment, so I'll pea in here...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)

THIS IS THE BEST THING INVOLVING KITTENS ON THE INTERNET

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

OH FUCKING YES YES YES AND MORE FUCKING YES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)

Thx, there are more. And there will be more eventually.

#2
#3
#4

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)

It's late - so you may not want this

Click for bigger (187KB)

but you can always save it for later.

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TBL I posted this on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

that purple one is a planetary representation of how my heamoroid feels right now.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

I thought it might have been a cross-sectional area of a rectinol tablet

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

lets move the convo up here shall we

www.b3ta.com/board/8179400

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)

Oh yummmmn . . . what a tastey eye snack . . .

Thank you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

this get 2 *clicks*

one from me and my son loves the ripples!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

Zank!

Long time no ~~see~~ board!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)

Oi Oi Oi

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

I read that as "my son loves the Nipples"

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

I read my son's nipples and they said "Get off me, dad. I don't even exist."

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

I like these shiny balls.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

This is woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

Consider the possibilites of your bladder.

watch it move, with music

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

"Time for shock and awe" said Zebedee.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

Mea Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaa!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

"fuck that"

said florence, your spring is hanging out, time for bed.

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TBL I posted this on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

Boioioioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingo !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

Jessop, Jessop, Jessop.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

I don't want to feel like two weeks in a bad balloon

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)

Clarky-cat?

- I DON'T know clarky-CAT..
No, Clarky-can..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

Hats off Jessop !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

Motown Philly's, back again..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

Movin' mit the groovin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

Eunuch's FOR ALL!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

I read that as Motown Pikies.

Very nice though.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

Boingingly good show.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)

I like Spam.

Yes I understand the history and all, I think the video is funny, and I know why it's here.

Grits. Grits, Grits, Grits, Grits, Grits. Beans are not a good thing to eat after your stomach has been empty for hours. Grits, Pizza, French Fries, Old Socks, and Coffee, in that order.

No way should you eat spam for breakfast.

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CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

WOW

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

haha.

don't lean left else the remnants of your brain leak from your ear hole.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

~~ear~~ arse

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

you're confusing me.

Why?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

^ this

it's even harder to understand when i'm drunk

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

to distract you!

*loves*
*in the ear*

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

ooh blimey

this is much better than I thought it would be...

edit: I preferred your old user name :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

this is just a temporary change

I'll be back to normal when I'm less drunk tomorrow afternoon

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

Lovely username.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

better than yours

:-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

Damn right, it's better than yours

Damn right, it's better than yours,
I could teach you, but I'd have to KILL YOU.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

/shakes milkshakes

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

Yeah.

I should change it to something funny.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

Like mine.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

I like it!

I think it IS funny :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

I'm not good at funny

I just pick a (half) sentence from anywhere

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

Can I ask an honest question

shittiest part of season two TNG?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

dunno

I always thought neelix was the worst.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

that's not the question, and Neelix

was ST Voyager. Jesus you are a rubbish geek.

Why no icon? ideals or just never bothered?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

3. I'm cheap

1. Why would you expect me to post a question?
2. I know, see the title of my post above

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

I fucked that up.

I'm buying you an icon if Lewis gets a podium.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

lewis who?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

Hamilton.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)

this is a sports thing

right?

anyway, if I can remember it, I'll keep you to it :-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

Motor racing my good man

sport of the people that kings paid to do the sports they were too scared to try.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

haha kings?

yes, I remember the James VI Grand Prix, he was tipped for pole, but chickened out and had to get one of the serfs to drive his Mclaren. Those were the days.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

who let you out of the engine bay

you northern oik? *plunges*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

pfft

as in, I booked my appearances as guest-star on shit tv shows before I fucked it all up Lewis Hamilton?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

aye

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

booya that's the one

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

howdy...

hows friday treating you?

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

fuck me, is it friday?

oh shit! Yeah, not bad thanks! I haven't moved anything past my elbows so far today, but it can only get better :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

Nom nom nom.

is this the "talk" you speak of?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

*points*

OVER THAR! ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

I know what /talk is you silly chicken.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

hahaha

BLIMEY SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE CUH

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

I'm a big fan of yours

I loved Hermanopoly.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

Wow.

That's an old 'un. Thanks.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

thank you.

it's about time.

Can you see me yet?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

'ning bargey!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

'Ning sir

How goes it?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

all good mate

You into pendulum?
*points to calender event in profile*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)

Good to hear!

I don't know who they are. Bugger!
/ignoranus blog

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

some people!

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=75424283&MyToken=b44416c2-ff29-4216-bdcc-0f3560097fd3

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

Ode to a Bean

Don't you not don't never know nothing ever? Beans are the sparkling pinnicle of dietery art. Take "Legumes dans mon botty" By Louis Chinky von Meatwallet. A veritable 'tour de force'.The puckered thingy, the implied velocity of the ejected beans, then the 'oral catch' and the finalising parable of the " twice shat lentils" Beans are the little seeds of new life. Re birth,..... and farting.

(Fredkrugar, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

I couldnt previously be bothered

but WHAT THE FUCK ARE GRITS?

I tried eating grits when I was younger but found them too salty, they broke my teeth and gave me internal bleeding, so fuck you.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

Grits are what you get in your knee when the big guy hacks you down at fitba.

Wee grains of playground jammed into your flesh.

I think.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

I still have a bit of grit in my hand from when I was 6 and what you describe happened

it's quite odd.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

HEY LOOK AT CHINK CHANGERS.

THIS IS WHAT THE ARIA OF LIARS WAS MADE OUT OF.

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d d, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

WHAT YOU ARE THE BOOBS, JESUS?

perhaps

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

I made this for you.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

Pffft!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

Well I am drunk

and pliant enough to do as I am told and go and watch "there will be blood" with her. I'm not looking forward to it but she insists. At least I got the sex out of the way earlier.
This is for all of you, so you have a better time than me and Daniel fucking make my day Lewis.

Click for bigger (293KB)

you really looking down here? Oh my, goodnight to you too then , I almost forgot the gay chaps ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

her tits are well fucking wonky

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

her tits are fine.

my drawing is wonky. Have you seen the fucking time?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

yes, quite early for me.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

Her tits are nice.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

too big and wonky

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

Too big???

They are fine and I don't mind wonky boobs, especially big wonky boobs. =D

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

they are so fucking big what would you do with them, it'd take 2 bloody hands to hold one.

big tits are ugly.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

They're not actually THAT big are they?

Just the ridiculously tight belt thing pushes them all up.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

either way, still too big..and possible fakies.

UNSHOPPED PICTURE PLEASE

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

I can't stand fake boobs.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

yeah, they look manky and weird.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

There is a limit to size, these are quite nice.

Her boobs are ok in real life, the corset she is wearing is doing most of the work.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

And at least three Tipp-Ex pens to undo the blue veins.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

HAHAHA

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

When did you become a Dame?

Is it because you look like Christopher Biggins?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

lat night when i was bored.

i want to be (inside) him

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

Join me. There's lots of room

..oom...oom...oom...oom

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

That's my signature you daft cunt.

I'm a bit pissed ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

pised, you? really?

that makes a change.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

you

slanderous (yes, I know it's libellous, did you not read? I'm pissed) harlot!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

i'm not a fucking harlot.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

ah sorry, then you do not go

through to the next round. I like my harlots fucking. Good try though. Oh, get bigger tits too.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

mine are too big as it is, don't want bigger ones.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

Only too big if they look disproportionate to the rest of your body.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

well that'd be fucking hard...i'm like 6 foot

but they annoy me and my nipples hurt and they make clothes look crap. and they're the only thing most men like about me so they have to go..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

I thought you were a shortarse?

I shall have to re-arrange my head if you are Amazonesque.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

i wish i was short.

i'm a stupid big fat lanky thing with limbs all over the place.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

Lies!

I do not know what you look like but I'm sure you're acutally really lovely.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)

naaah.

this is me on the right

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)

*fears!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)

you fancy me

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

Mmmm hairy legs..

phwoar!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

you spelt *wanks* wrong

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

I know what I mean.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

You are not qualified

to make such judgements.
I declare you lovely, and I should know, I've shagged more women than you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

i've shagged 6000675796879

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

I've seen you

you're definitely worth a wank or two.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

SSSSSSSSSSHHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPEC SAVERS

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)

I never mentioned men.

Don't be confused. And if you can't be groomed and complimented then fuck off. Until tomorrow, when we can start again .

( send me picture, you know it makes sense for drawing purposes, I only want head ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)

i've never slept with a man..ALL WOMEEEEEEEN.

and no pictures..can't be arsed to find one

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

Ive seen yout picture.

I was hoping for a head shot that I might sketch for you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)

i don't think i have a headshot. all my photos are stupid angles.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)

hey it's not

required. I thought you might like a sketch done. No big deal.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)

Sleep with women??

Now I fancy you!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)

Haha,

being pissed is good. I have nearly finished a bottle of vodka.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

Norks!!!!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

ooh, thank you ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

this is truly excellent, even when I try not to get aroused *click*

I've been sleeping, but you've fucking riled me with your description of european beer as "gnat's piss". One of the things I find wonderful about having been in germany the past two and a half years is the fact that beer is actually good here. Local breweries always have a good following so they don't disappear under the marketing of big-label overly carbonated piss like they did and to some extent still do in britain, therefore beer drinking here is interesting as well as tasty. My local beers here are Koestritzer and Jever and I can higher recommend them, but there are other beers which are less common in britain (but available if you search for them) like Paulaner, Maisel Weisen, Warsteiner, proper Budweiser, Sternberg, Krombacher and Kristalweisen amongst others. All these beers cost less than £2.50 a litre and I find that infinitely better than going to pubs in britain and shelling out £3+ for a choice of Stella or Carling, where the awful taste is disguised by the carbonated tongue assault. So, ner. Staropramen is indeed good though.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

good lord.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

sorry

translation: ROFLMAO beer

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

LOLYEAH!!!!!!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

Haha

Fuck off blue nose. I wave my cock in your general direction!

( I love you, keep it up )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

haha

I have to admit, I wrote that about 20 minutes ago and I've been waiting for you to post. I'm much less riled now. I'm inclined to say, meh, it's only beer, but it's not, it's BEER

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

I drink Dáb

from my home bar most of the time. I just don't like to say in case you numpties confuse me for a posh cunt ;)

I must away even if I'm pleased you have arrived. She's right on my fucking case ( has been for an hour or more, I may have actually out-ignored her.)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

haha fair enough

I must go to bed, although I don't have a thumb to currently be under. :) Good night.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

Home bar?

I'm not going to call you a posh cunt... that'd completely ruin my chances of coming to live with you.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

SHUT UP

THE GRAND PRICKS HAS STARTED... I MUST DRUG THE WIFE!

edit:// don't be impressed by a home bar, we used to have 17 pubs.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

*watches*

*wish it was BTCC 10 years ago or British Superbikes*

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

I wish it was easy rider choppers and sawn-off shotguns

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

Or Kickstart with Peter Purves

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

I'm still waiting for the Carradine prophecy of Death Race 2000 to be realised

I hope it comes soon. Motorsports on tv are mindnumbing dull.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

You should watch the Men and Motors channel.

From what the knuckle-draggers at work tell me there's not a race that doesn't end with an hilarious femur-snapping injury or a cleansing fireball.

Strangely when I watch it, it's all blue-veined tit-witches writhing around on a piss-stained mattress. Ah well.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

hahaha

I have had similar experiences with that channel. IBIZA UNCOVERED: FAT SLAGS ON THE RAN-DAN, no thanks.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)

I have

a 2000 GTR Skyline Nur and a Ducati 916 and my almost brand new Ducati Hypermotard S. My sister works for the Ducati Corse team. I don't give a fuck. I'm a petrolhead, just make it go faster....

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)

posh cunt

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

ah bollocks

I erred there didn't I?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

haha yes, i'd let you away with the home bar bit, but 17 pubs is excessive

especially when you don't know anything about good beer ;)

(Dab is good, but not popular in east germany)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)

That's because

I'm Danish and appreciate local beer and you are a prisoner in Mordor and they know fuck all about beer unless the Ukranians sell them some.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)

just because Stella can be bought in your local, does not make it a local beer

and I'd rather live here than in an American archipelago where beer is valued by how good the adverts are.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

no you numpty

Dab is my local beer. If I lived at home.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

Dab as in Dortmunder Bier?

we appear to be semantically at odds with the term "local"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)

Yeah

Dab. It's practically Danish ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)

Aye. We've got Haddows, man.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

I'm going to cook all the bacon in the house.

Thanks, man. It's the best excuse I've ever had.

Is that racist?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

pasanonic that is superb

/click

(

sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

NICE.

*clicks for future reference*

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

I can't look at boobs on this website without seeing

Picard heads.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

Pilchard heads?

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

Star Trek the next genera-tion with the pilchardheads and the ferengi-i-i-i-i

Doesn't work.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

it's giving me some trouser movement.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

Subtle changes

Click for bigger (90KB)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

*sigh*

well done :P

can we have a new compo now? :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

yesplx.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

What's that?

Is someone complaining about the compo?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

*runs around flapping my penis like a massive frontal wing*

yeah, me.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

Nice lob action.

Can you get it to go up your own arse? I can!

*synchronised cocks*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

mine reads two minutes to two.

*click*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

Bugger.

I was bored so I lay down and I fell a-fucking-sleep and missed you altogether.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:34, archived)

It's too late to try and read that.

:]

EDIT: And on that note, I am leaving. N'night b3ta. *hugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

bye

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)

night, lovely :)

*cuddles*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

'Night dear!

*tacklehugs*
*never lets go*

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ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

just looking for feed back

Click for bigger (179KB)

(bob-geldof, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

put an electric guitar close to the amplifier

turn on

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

*was going to say this but thought it too late to be a cunt*

it must be the middle of the day for you though, so carry on.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

*feeds back*

it's nice, it is.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

oh, but one thing

it is a depressingly 2-dimensional attempt at a building :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

Bottom right corner - Elvis?

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

If you shave my back, I'll feed yours.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

your username made me think of this

Father Ted: You know you really should get a haircut. You don't want to go too far down that "Bob Geldolf" road.
Father Dougal: Oh Ted, that's a baaaad road.
Father Ted: It is indeed, Dougal. And once you've gone down it, there's no coming back, as Bob himself would tell you. Ha ha ha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

Page one of twenty one is complete! :D:D:D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

it'll be full of baddies

with sticks

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

and overchewed gum

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

that's how you know

follow the trail of overchewed gums

leading to the pile of teeths

and there you go, that's where you'll find him hiding

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

Actually, it'll have a german family of immigrants.

You shall see.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

crazy germans and their innordinately sized knockwurst

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

Oooh!

Oooh! I likes the first page! ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

thanks! :D

hardly worth the wait, I know, but... meh, it's up!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

It was.

And now I wants to know what's in the leafy trail. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

It's actually the road I live on.

In the dream out of which came this monster of a story, the road I walked down was my road, but when I got to my house, it was actually a semi-detached little place with a family of germans living there.

You shall see, you shall see.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

Oooh!

*excited*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

Penis mouth.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

SAYS YOU?! Dicklips.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

*slaps you both*

SHUT UP.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

*kicks in the shin*

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

That's really nice :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

thanks!

I can't believe I've planned another twenty of these buggers... *sigh*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

i know...i know...

...there's a troll under the bridge!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)

heh.

funs.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:30, archived)

wesley crusher

actual picture of wesley crusher from his bio. fact.

Click for bigger (46KB)

(thisisme, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Also: seX = batman.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

NICELY EDITED, RETARD.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

GET FUCKED, FOUR EYES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

WAIT, WHAT?

CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS, FOUR PUBES.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

OH GOD

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

HE STOLE MY VIRGINITY. TWICE.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

To lose one's virginity once may be regarded as a misfortune;

to lose it twice looks like carelessness.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

NO. It was sexy, sexy rape.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:

Every Man and Woman Is a Star by Ultramarine

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING: B3TA.

And also listening to In 3's by the Beastie Boys.

INSTRUMENTAL RAP.

Also, I have not heard Ultramarine in fucking yonks.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

I like this album, it's cheerful.

I've heard a couple others of theirs and not been so keen.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

EDIT

EDITEDITEDIT

GOTTIT, NEVER MIND. LOL. THAT WAS SILLY OF ME.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

Every Man and Woman Is a Star

is the name of the album. It's fairly retro stuff but for the most part it's great.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

I've got it.. umm.. being delivered completely legally.

Currently at only 0.2kbps though. :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

I don't much like the second track

but apart from that it's great. Last track is my fave I think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

0.0kbps :(

You're taunting me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

LOL INTERNET

[something about seeds]

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

Torrenting is lame.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

So is your nose.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

his blog is pretty funny though

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

I'm a doctor, not a postman!

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

I hated Wesley Crusher,

he was such a wanker. Beverly was kinda hot, but Deanna Troy was bestest, especially series one and two.

(

Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

all of them

in a vat

of syrup

haha,syprup suprfp

srufdpk.

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

SRUFDPK.

SERUFF-DEE-PUK.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

soobi doobi dada da daddio da

sckree!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

ski ba ba ba bada bo, ba ba bada do

I'M THE SCATMAN!!!

(

Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

Nips?! D:

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

Nips?

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

Nips.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

nips taem?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

kden pls

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

This is as good a place as any, I suppose.

Can anyone think of a theme tune to a programme that you can't sing the name to?

Example:
The Sweeney, the Sweeney. Doo-doo-doo-dit-doo-doo-de-doo-doo, the Sweeney, the Sweeney, doo-doo-dit-dee-doo-doo-doodoo.

Or, as another example:
Star Trek the next genera-tionwithCaptainPicard and Comm-ander Riker.
Star Trek the Next Genera-tionwithGeordieandData, Tasha and thattwatTroiandWorfandthat.

The second example isn't perfect, I admit.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

Not REALLY as good a place as any...

www.b3ta.com/talk

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

What the FUCK is

www.b3ta.com/talk ?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

Best place on the interwebs.

*may be lies

(

Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

From what I've heard if /board is facebook.com, /talk is goatse.cx

Make up your own permutations.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

wesley's CRUSHER

what?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

Sunshine Elephant would

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

AUTOCOMPLETE!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

Dammit, I wanted to get this right before bedtime

but have it anyway. Maybe I'll have another go next week.
Have a good weekend all. Nighty night.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

Looks concave towards the end :(

But looks ace!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

doesn't everything

towards the ends?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

I know I sure do :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

This is fucking brilliant!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

WROOOOOMMMMMMMMMM.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

I saw my house

Also woo

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

you live in africa?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

No. She went with Bon-Accord!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

Nicely done :)

Also: I've been there. It's overrated.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

Earth?

Yeah, it fucking sucks.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

Fucking hell!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

THIS IS AWESOME :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

Nice

nicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenice

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

Hahahahah

that took me a second, but now it gets a *click*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

NUDNIB I'M AFRAID.

But I still like it :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

Has it?

Oh cock!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

I think it was Hedgehog From Hell

Both are ace though :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

WAY TO BRING EVERYBODY ON THE BOARD DOWN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S IT.

NO MORE FUCKING SEX FOR YOU.

NOT FROM ME, EVER AGAIN.

MY WILLY, AND YOUR BUMBUM WILL NEVER, EVER TOUCH LIKE THEY DID BEFORE. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY IT.

I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

You love me.

You want to kiss me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

I've seen Radiohead live.

PERHAPS 3 TIMES. I FORGET.

MINIMUM 2.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

YEAH WELL I'VE SEEN PARAMORE

AND PANIC AT THE DISCO AND JEFFREE STAR AND A BUNCH OF OTHER 'SHIT' BANDS.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

Yes.

Yes you have.

I've seen Tool, Radiohead, Muse, James Brown, Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, Pendulum, Seasick Steve, Guns 'n' Roses, Metallica and a bunch of other good bands.

Although, I don't like GnR or Metallica.

They're just big names I get to throw about in my "PEOPLE I'VE SEEN LIVE" list.

There are hundreds more, but I wouldn't want to bore you.

Well, I would, but I'd have to actually THINK, and it's too early for that.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

I've also seen

CIWWAF, Family Force 5, Say Anything, The Cribs, Captured by Robots, Chiodos, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, and loads more.

Also, I have met Jeffree Star, Chiodos, The Academy Is..., Dirty, Hey Chris, Parade The Day, and a bunch of local punk/goth bands. Beat that bitch.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

The only one I remotely like/recognise is Cobra Starship.

And not because they're any good.

But because they wrote the song "Snakes On A Plane" for the credits of Snakes On A Plane.

Me and Kit do a fucking ace accapella version of it. And it's the only justifiable band you've mentioned so far. :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

That is a good song.

It features Travis from Gym Class Heroes and Maja Ivarrson from The Sounds. i have yet to see them live. :[ I would list others I've seen, but I don't remember everyone from Bamboozle and Warped Tour.

Also, seen the Dresden Dolls.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

Yeah

see, that's not really something you want to say out loud, is it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

Tschshhh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

I LOVE YOU THOM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

Radiohead are so dull!

I never liked them.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

DON'T LISTEN THOM

THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS THOM
I LOVE YOU THOM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

Hahaha

Now THAT's B3ta

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

top punnage!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

I wanted to draw something gamerish, and my orginal idea didn't work. :[

So have a trekkie.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Yay!

That's great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Gammorahish?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

What?

No, silly. gamer-ish.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Sodomy?

\o/

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

Spoon or yoghurt pot?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

okay, you've lost me.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

TRAIN OR THE TUNNEL?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

Haha Train everytime!

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

haha

I really shoulda got that :\

But yes, tunnel. Train never seems to work properly :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

Don't worry it happens to all of us..

/never happened to me.

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Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

Needs moar coal

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

woo!

I am jealous of your ability to draw hands.

I'm now on the final panel of the first page, so you'll see what I mean when I say I am SHIT at hands. :\

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Hahahah

I am terrible at drawing hands. The closest I get to good is this.

Also, I am excited to see this.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

I CAN HELP. I HELPED KK. BECAUSE I AM GOD.

Also, I can pretty much ONLY draw hands.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

That's right!

You did! :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

I'll find the pikkychars for tomtomtomtomtomtomtomtom

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

You should.

'Cos I dun know where they are.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

Gook?

Fucking racist.

I always knew it, seriously. You make me sick.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

MI POINTZ

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

UR RASIST STEPDORTA

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

What's gook?

That said G33K, but his ocarina necklace got in the way of the 33.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

oh fuck, pineapple, now you've started something.

's a racist term for south-east asians, used by the US military, that bunch of racist cocks :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

DON'T YOU START, YOU FUCKING RACIST.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

Oh.

Really? How is that...but I don't...my daddy has some epoxy glue, and I think it's called gook...I dunno...

/confused and naive blog

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

It's from a Korean word I believe.

I think one of their words (perhaps even the word "American", I forget what it was for) was pronounced like it, but the American troops thought it was how they referred to themselves, and adopted it as a racist term towards east Asians.

I forget exactly what the history of it is, but it's racialist. Innit.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

Oooooh.

So does that mean that the epoxy is a racist?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

YES.

Maybe.

I don't know..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

Oh...

okay. Never mind then. I guess you're not as smart as I thought you were. I can't make you sammiches anymore, now.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

Well fuck that.

I just had cheesy chips.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

Yeah?

Well I have Reese's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

WANT!

(Ballunatic, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

*gives bowl of ice cream*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

YESYESYESYESYES

*scurries off and hides in box-fort to consume*

(Ballunatic, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

*looks confused*

*wanders away*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

*Shoops da Whoop*

(Ballunatic, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)

According to wikipedia (<333333)

it's derived from the word for United States in Korean, which is 'miguk'. The marines thought 'LOL DERE SAYING 'ME GOOK' COS DERE RETARDED LOL' and lo and behold a new racial slur was born. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

I was going to post that

Until I read that the etymology is dubious for the word. That and it apparantly was around pre-Korean war.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

Ooooh.

hahah Americans r stoopid...wait...

shit

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

THAT'S IT.

I was reasonably close from memory.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

IT'S YOU BEING RACIST, THAT'S WHAT.

I'M DISCUSSING IT NO FURTHER, AS YOU ARE CLEARLY RACIALIST.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

YEAH?

YEAH? WANNA FIGHT!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

Not with a racist.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

I'm not a racissssst.

*resorts to teenage whinging*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

*puts arms around*

*comforts*

STOP IT, PINEAPPLE. NOW LOOK.

It's not her fault she's from 'Merica.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

*sniffles*

*stops whinging*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

THEY DONT KNOW MAPS :D

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

IT IS.

SHE COULD HAVE CONTROLLED TIME AND SPACE TO BE BORN ANYWHERE, AT ANY TIME.

Or something.

But I'll stop.

I've exhausted the fun from this now.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

IF I COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO BE BORN ANYWHERE, ANYTIME

I would have been born in England. And I would either be alive for the punk scene, or born when I normally was, because I like it now.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

MANCHESTER

FACTORY MUSIC.

THAT'S ME.

RIGHT THERE.

I wish.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

Joy Division?

Or Andy Warhol?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

SKINNY KITTEN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

Skinny Puppy?

or Skinny Kitten?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

wait until clansoul lurks back and readS this.

YOU ARE GONNA BE IN TROOOOUUUBLE!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

shush

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

What is it about your really simple stuff?

It's fucking great!

*realises it probably isn't that simple*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

Hahah

thank you!

It is quite simple. But not for me, because I'm a bit slow and stuffs.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

I know how you feel

I am a bloke 'of very simple brain'

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

Heheh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

Win.

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[DTMX] Fishing hook, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

Thank you!

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Oooh.

I like the colors. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Took me a minute to make that out. It's creepy!

wyh

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

I used oblique strategies and a strict time limit and this is what happened :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

OBLIQUE STRATEGIES!

reason number two as to why Brian Eno is a god amongst men.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

What's your reason #1?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

I do like that, but there's other stuff of his I'm much more fond of.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

BCOS HES BRAIN ENOO

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

You mean

Brian Peter George St. John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

Hahahahahah

that is an AMAZING name. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

Krunky!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

Eeek...

but Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

[Mr Pineapple // #12] CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. says (01:16):
momomomofhfhafhaahahfhfhfhaofhaofahaohamhfoamhfhafhaohmfa
[Mr Pineapple // #12] CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. says (01:16):
thats my nickname for him :)
[Mr Pineapple // #12] CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. says (01:16):
HE IS SEX

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

Oh bless

the poor dear has a crush :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

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Delete Me, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

hahahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

EGGS BITCH!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

*STALKZZ*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

STALKZ BAK!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

I really am feeling stupid here

can someone enlighten me?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

Erm... OK?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

kerply!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

Nutter

*chortles... then slaps in the face*
;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

hahahahahaa!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

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