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[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I have no idea what this means, but
she has very small ears...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# That makes two of us
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# nice shopping
*prints A1 copies and flogs at student poster sales*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# :D
4) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
The Mebong, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Or maybe...
Hisbong?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# The Mekon seemed obviously bone-idle about any physical travel
with his floaty skate-board or whatever it was
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Yays!!
*cleeks cos I laffed!*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
"Double Yes!!!"
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# *beep*
*beep*

*batteries die*

*on a zebra crossing*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I wondered where that was going
then I spluffered my coffee.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ha ha ha haaaaaa
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# These comments prove that B3ta IS full of nerds!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# You didn't realise before?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# The fact that so many people already had pics ready for this compo might have been an indication!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Kes - I have the results of your tests...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Much like this compo?
;P
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
#
Computer say no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Worst 'comedy' show ever.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# What do you mean?
Don't you know gays in glasses is funny!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# tate is clearly worse
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I would agree
but I once saw about 4 minutes of Little Miss Jocelyn.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Agrees
With an axe...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i'm sure this was never in loach's original
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# LOL!
C'mon Kes, eeh, I've pissed mesen again! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The iPhone killer


Click for bigger (76KB)
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# arf!
but what about ion storms?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Under clause 31.2.58365a
They're not covered by the warranty
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I don't iron,
whether it's during a storm or not.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# if it's raining irons the last thing you want to worry about is phonecalls
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I find it mildly surprising
that I have never yet heard the patent Star Trek chirruping sound or hailing whistle on anybody's mobile phone, especially given the amount of train travel I undertake
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# You would
had you sat next to me in the last few years...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Yeah
I made one a few years back, based on "Star Trek: Enterprise"
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# haha
you have not heard the tones and alerts on my XDA then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I went to college
...with a guy who wore a Next Generation style communicator. Every day. And used to tap it and speak.

He didn't really have many friends.
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I bet he had loads
and he would talk to them all the time

in the cellar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I should have clarified
He was a complete party monster, and forever in demand... it's just tragic that he was stranded from that particular dimension
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# don't you just hate those space/time anomalies
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# It puts the lotion in the basket...
they are a special breed...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# O_O
oh god, they could "prosper" at any moment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Gawd I hope not,
seems unlikely frankly....
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I think there will be a lot of Welsh people in the new Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# My auntie was once an extra.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# No comment...
:s
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# God, I can imagine!
Did anyone ever contact him on his communicator though? That would be even more worrying....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Haha
Such ideas you now give me..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
#
www.rosswalker.co.uk/tv_sounds/sounds_files_20071111_43071896/star_trek/bridge_to_captain.wav
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# That's quite cool.
Although I believe there are destructions floating around the interwebs on how to rebuild a toy Communicator with a BlueTooth headset inside :)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha
'however implausible your location'
inspired!
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
splendid.

i had a set of blueprints and circuit diagrams to build a working one of these.

however the range wasn't that good.

[edit]also is that the 'D' revision model?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I have no idea
It's the most suitable one Google would give me... although from memory it was a replica. Which doesn't really help, as I have no idea which model it was a replica of.
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# i was being geeky
1701-D was the ship number for the enterprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Bows down
to thy geekiness.
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)
# stick an LCARS theme on it
and you've got a deal...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# You mean...
...like this?


(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I admit to having used that on my
7650's back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# That seems unlikely...
...I created it less than three months ago.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I don't mean that picture.
I mean the Lcars theme for Symbians, or will you claim to have invented that?

Edit:// And as I recall I used to have it on my Palm OS handspring PDA probably 7-8 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Misunderstanding....
I thought you were referring to my image, not the Symbian Theme itself. My bad, Sorry.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Harry!
Hairy?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ha ha, nicely shopped!
... oh
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# wha?
Oh god...the punnage burns like a heat of a thousand Birminghams.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I like this, but I don't know why.
It just makes me smile I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# :)
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
"I wish I was a skunk shopper"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# wtf is this thread about
it's making me laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Aww
I tried to give money to an old age bag lady yesterday morning outside the Barclay's in Camden, she looked at me, and didn't look at me, as if I was simply insane! A fucking tenner I was gesturing in my hand, after using the cashpoint where she was stood

Perhaps she was an eccentric millionaire, disturbed by my gingerness; I shall never know

But I felt freaked out walking up Parkway to the Zoo

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# haha
they know what you look like now.....;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I am fearless
but this was genuinely the strangest situation i've been in

She obviously had her life's possessions in numerous Tesco plastic bags, I was withdrawing somthing random like fifty quid, and was overcome with fluffiness. I remarked if she had eaten with change in my hand, got no response, at which point asked directly if she wanted any money, and offered her the note. She turned her back! Class, perhaps she thought I thought she was a hooker at nine AM in the morning in need of some unwashed, sixty+ bit of rough first thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# This is very generous of you.
My last brush with a bag person was a character in Tottenham Court Road who was sat barefoot with a sign saying "need money for shoes". As I had just bought myself a new pair, I left him my old ones. They were still in fair nick, and about the right size judging by his build.

He threw one after me as I walked away.

I can only imagine it's less easy to buy drugs with old shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# considering that where he shops shoes cost £800 a pair
he was rightly offended...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I've just inherited an absolute fortune
trying to be nice seems only fair :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs more Rex
Photobucket

Ah, there, that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# REX!!
I haven't seen that in YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# aww.
that is a lovely scene
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Carbonara!
(I helped save b3ta! PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I wuv Spontanious Pavorotti Syndrome!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Oh, I loved Rex The Runt!
*sings the song* :D

*edit* What rhymes with Runt again....?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# "Let's call ourself Rexy music!"
That was about all I remember, and also them winning the lottery and receiving the sum of Birmingham and then making a shrinkray so they could collect tiny cities.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# "Six seconds from now"
The time machine episode I remember as being very funny, too. Also the one where Rex gets turns into spaghetti and has to hide from Vince lest he be eaten.

Hooray for plasticine dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] But wait, there's more!
Photobucket

It explains much...
(I helped save b3ta! PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# 100+k?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Yikes
Didn't realise it was so big.

B for effort - Must Try Harder.
(I helped save b3ta! PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I love the way
you tripled the size to allow me to see all of the lovely pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
#
tripled tribbled
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# YES.
A thousand times yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Captains Log


Edit: Can't believe none of you ST geeks corrected me - her name is Uhura not Uhuru - I was obviously thinking of Ayer's Rock...
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Hahahah!
"Pooh" made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# *winnies*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# *mongys*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Still bindun though
They must have gone to the same school!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# *Rawr*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# *tacklehugs*
Hello. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Is it bad that I'm looking forward to my stepdad leaving this weekend
because I am getting their printer-scanner for my desk?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Probably not
if you don't like him. I dunno. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# It's not that I don't like him,
he's just never been family.
Well, neither is Ross...
Mum doesn't seem like family to me, either.
I don't really fit in with anyone I live with.

But it's always been like this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It's okay
to feel like that. I don't feel like my dad and stepmum are family a lot of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I don't really have a close family.
I don't like it, I see some people who are very close, like you and mofaha seem to be.
I want something like that.

I hate feeling this distant, this cut off from everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Aw
I can understand that. I dunno, I guess like, mofaha's been there since I can remember. I don't remember living with just me and mum, though I know we did, but I remember the divorce.

*huge hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# *doesn't let go*
I can't remember the last time anyone hugged me.

I don't remember mum and dad's divorce.
One moment he was there, the next he wasn't.
I've spent more time alive without dad here than with.

Andy's been with is for almost 10 years now, and I never got close to him. I never got close to mum.
I'm closest to dad, but we don't talk about the past. We have, however, and it always ended in tears. And not all of them were mine.
I spend all week looking forward to seeing dad. Until recently that was all I look forward to, but now there are two other things.
Your letters, and a person I'm not going to mention, but I know you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Gosh!
I didn't know all that. I mean, I don't get along with my mum, but I definately don't look forward to going to dad's. I used to. But now, it's just like...isolation or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Hahah, I suppose there's a lot you don't know.
I look forward to seeing dad because he acts more than my mum does to influence my life.
Mum sees me as someone who can just get on with things and doesn't need to be told how to live my life, which is alright to a point.
But I get too focused on the wrong things, and dad knows that.
He's always pushing me and giving me a hard time, and I love him for it because I know what he's doing.
I look forward to seeing him because it's different every time, and I always learn something valuable from him.
That, and he's a silly bastard who doesn't know when to stop joking :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Only if by "leaving" you mean "departing this mortal coil"
otherwise, there's nowt wrong with a bit of avarice
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Hahah, mum's divorcing him.
He's been trying to find somewhere to stay for a while now.
Mum and her boyfriend are living in the lounge, and have been for weeks. With my stepdad and his son living with us the whole time.
It's been really weird around here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# eep
I would describe this situation as "recipe for O_Oness"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I would describe it is such, also.
I have not had a very good family life in general.
I try my hardest not to fall out with my friends, as few in number as they are.
I usually fail that, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# ah well
for what it's worth, those people with the perfect families suck ass :)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Hmm. I don't think there's such thing as a perfect family.
Maybe people try to keep up appearances, but I don't think there's any way any relationship between two people could be considered "perfect"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# it's about degrees of suck
I guess enough of the right boxes ticked to tip it over the edge into total crap :/

if I knew all the answers blaa blaa etc.. you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Until recently, we lived in a tiny cottage.
It was so small that barely any of us could fit in any room at one time.
Once I got a computer in my room, I never left.
Mum and Stepdad were always out working, Stepbrother with his girlfriend...
Sometimes, my stepsister visited. That made six of us, without my stepbrother's girlfriend.
It was hard because we were all in close proximity, and we kept fighting.

Mum thought that the house was the problem.
Eventually we moved out.

Things were good at first, but they began to revert back to the norm.
That's when mum realised she'd been lying to herself, and her husband, for the last two years of our life.

So now it's over.
This weekend marks the end of a ten year marriage, and I know it shouldn't affect me but it does.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# any kind of change is going to affect you
what with being human and all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# That's
not exactly the way I remember that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Now you mention ..yes!
But you can't have racialism on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# True,
but I like to be a pedantic git :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# B3ta in "Offensive material on the internet" shocker
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# There's a racist version?
Why is Uhuru Brown?

Because she's an African American.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# That is much less racist that the version of that joke I know.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# ha ha
"Is that shampoo?"

"No, it's the real McCoy"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# poo jokes always make me sick.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# sick jokes always make me poo

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# SPANG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Just cos it always bothers me...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I don't understand this one
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# The sexeh figure hugging shiny suit is explained away as being biologically therapeutic,
kinda like a space bandage, but 6 inch heels on a borg.....?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Oh right
I thought it had some relation to the original image.

If the legitimacy of her footwear is your biggest gripe about the show I'd say you were doing pretty well
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Oh I love Voyager and her character,
but the leap from borg ugly cyborg to sexah high heeled titty whore always bothered me a bit, not very Star Trek I felt, and very 'pander to the spotty trekky hairy palmers', I'm amazed it got passed frankly...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# at the risk of being outed as a sad twat (too late)
the bloke who played the second in command, I can't remember his name now, but he was so sick of how crap it was he kept asking for more money in the hope that they would sack him, they kept giving him more money :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# i bow to his negotiating strategy
or luck
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# If it worked,
hats off to him!

I always did feel he was treading water in the show tho, this may explain why (assuming u mean Chakotay)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I read about it on teh internet, like all true nerds :)
he was at some fan thing, talking about his time on voyager and was generally not speaking kindly of those that had just pissed him off

and a quick google shows he wasn't shy about saying "this is crap" :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# It was STUNNINGLY bad in teh early stages, series 1 t0 3 are mainly unwatchable,
however if you stick with it it improves as they stop being so damn desperate for viewing figures and remember to write a script that makes a modicum of sense to any vaguely able minded being, and some of the later series, in particular 4 and 5, are fantastic stuff IMO, and it became my fave Star Trek spin off.

Jerry Ryan (7 of 9) is a stunning actress and really gets to shine in this series. Shame they dressed her like a shiny bimbo really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# a doppler phase inducer!
that'll solve any problem!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Cathexis
Worst Episode Ever, and it was mainly a Chakotay heavy episode, and my word, it was awful, no redeeming features whatsoever, it was the Battlefield Earth of the series, srzly! :P

*edit* I think you'll find modulating the frequencies will solve any problem! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# If you mean Chakotay,
then along with the majority of Star Trek fans, I wish he had been sacked. Along with Janeway.
They were both fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Heresy!!
Janeway was the badgers nadgers, she just suffered from the same fate as everyone else in this spin off, the early scripts were SHITE!

If you wanna see shit, see Sisko, my gawd, that man couldn't act if you payed him.

And they did.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# it's about, like,
the inherent misogyny & objectification of women needed to promote a successful show in these times, man
or maybe not. i got distracted looking at the nipples
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# And that!
It was just a tad too much, they could at the very least have made them platform heels so they weren't so darn 'borg dominatrix' lookin...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Dirty sanchez?
(allergic to curry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# holy crap
nasty :D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Sinatra says "Doo-be-doo-be-doo"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hooray!
I always wanted to try, but I dunno if I own a Rubik's cube. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Oh My God.
It is quite impressive how much effort you put into these terrible, terrible puns.

I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# okokok. i get it now...
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# you win everything
hahaha. i like alot.
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOBYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# y'ello
how's everything?
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Pretty good, thanks!
I spent most of the week so far watching Anime.
I'm on episode 72 of Bleach now! :D

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I got sent the endless movie quiz
and now my life is over, there is no escape from the endless movie quiz.......
*goes answers more questions*
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I bet you'll win!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Oh lordy...
Spangs and clicks anyway! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# ouch

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Excellent!
Ker-lick

Night people.
Off to watch something on the tellybox (Mrs dot has gone to bed leaving it and dvd player unattended)*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Give
my regards to Debbie...and Dallas :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# That's one terrible movie! Even for "porn"
Blue Harvest tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha
When Fraser set the challenge, all the 'make it so' posts from b3ta immemorial immediately jumped to mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# What ever happened to challenges like "What if the world was Ginger?"
and the old motivational posters one?
And let's not forget Animal Suicides!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# My favourite is still the special olympics one
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I don't remember that.
It doesn't exist until I have seen it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# This didn't quite work, but I spent so long giving it a go, better than the bin :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# aww
snuggles it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That is very nice,
but haven't I seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I've never reposted in a new thread, ever
just kinda similar dude: www.jahled.co.uk/Cheetah-headed-Tamarin.jpg"

I've currently got my mittens on some serious hard core high-res photography and just playing with all angles
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Hardcore photos?
And your making animashes!!!
Something not quite right, Dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# awww.
beautiful beautiful beeeest!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# aaaaaw :)
WHAT WILL HE BE NEXT?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# kirk
spock
no-one knows
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# definitely worth slipping a finger up its arse
during sex
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Super
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Aww yay!
I loves it :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Excuse the lack of trek.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# excused
on account of aceness
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# wooo.
smoking is bad for one-eyed pimples with sneakers!

yay!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# How did he light it?
Most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# With his eyeball
Nitroglycerin has quite a few advantages if used for blood. But alas, in the same context it possesses infinitely more disadvantages. So I'm told, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# isn't it used to treat angina?
really, i mean. i haven't made it up
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Apology accepted
wish I could draw
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Now I REALLY want a smoke.
Fucksticks.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# lots here
@)
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ..bloody ell...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Nice
He looks pleased to see me as well
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# can you have animated icons?


hopefully..?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Well, they are GIFs,
But I dunno.

Cigarette?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Woo!
A mouse in pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# OH it's a fag end.
For fuck sake I thought it was a smoking 3.5in disk.

*hits self on forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# How very dare you
...............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# What, smack myself?
I smack myself quite often.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# it's not?
oh right, i see it now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Yeah, see, I'm not mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Ah, I remember 3.5in disks.
They were like USB disks, except you just plug it in and it works straight away without drivers or 'Safe To Remove This Device' messages.

Ah, those were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Back when it was all simple.
But strangely, paint was much harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I dunno.
The 3.1 Paintbrush program had that handy eraser tool that would only erase a single colour you choose. That is a feature that I miss in MSPaint these days.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Yeah but you try filling something in blue when you'd already made it orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I remember 5.25 inch discs
they were like 3.5 inch disks but were actually floppy and made more satisfying frisbees.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I remember the bigger ones.
But I don't think I ever used one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# But was it floppy?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I can't remember this would have been when I was very ickle.
Edit: anyway, I'm off- tra people, be happy x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I remember Datassette tapes
they were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Yeah, I got confused by thinking the 3.5 was a Hard Disk
and the 5.25 was a floppy.

I still remember 5.25 drives where they had the lever to close the drive and lock the disk in place.

I've still got Commander Keen on some 5.25s somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i remember when 5.25 in discs
were a fantastic new thing
and you didn't need to wait for the tape to load
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# But my Dad made me all paranoid by telling me
that the disk would break forever if I even slightly touched the actual disk part through the hole.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Did he also used to keep them
pinned to the side of a metal filing cabinet with a magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# When you can only get 1.44mb on a data saving device!
HOW. DID. WE. MANAGE?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Because Porno was mostly stories in text format.
That's how.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# has that changed now then?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# It wouldn't be possible to even fit half an mp3 on that
It would have to be zipped and disk spanned
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Which would explain why they sold in pack of 100s!
Hang on! I buy DVDs in 100s!!

Tsk! Technology, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# shhhh
I'm furiously wanking to pixels
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# sadly when I started this computer malarky
I was using paper tape and punch cards... I still have a few punch cards somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# So do I...
...from an Amdahl Mainframe that finally went offline in 1988 at University of Leeds. I use it as notepaper.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# you use a decommissioned mainframe as notepaper?
hardcore :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# 1.44 Megabytes?!?
I have an Atari 810 Floppy Drive for my 800XL. It can store 88KB of data on a single 5.25" Diskette!!! feel the power....
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I have a 3.5 drive on my computer
It's most strange, I didn't know they existed now.

Oh well, now I can load my old civ1 saves which I put on disk if I want.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# So did I.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# rubik's cube on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# One day I would imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# For
someone who's so into icons...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Probably not.
We tried it once, it was eyemeltingly horrible.
(tomsk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I expect it would be incredibly offputting.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I
know there's a spoonerism in there somewhere!

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] the shat, eh?
eh?i suppose i should give this one a pearoast then

edit: oh and this if it's the trek generally -
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# You cant do a Daz doorstep challenge
in space
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# shane richie could,
i bet.
he could do anything
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] i think this is probably too big for the icon comp but i had fun making my ant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Aw is nice ant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# damn i wish I hadn't followed Rappola's inkpot though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Bless, it is quite good.
Your ant's lovely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# yeah deffo too big!
But nice.

Did I just say "Deffo"?...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# thought as much
what size is it for the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I don't know!
15px by 12px or something! Not quite square!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# 15x13
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# nice,
but i think there was an accident
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
#
Noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# dick and qwerty


(slow ninja)


and in case nobody knew

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7306954.stm

but you probably did anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Oh you missed the world clearly....
Quick, ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# cranial wee juice!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# It took me a few seconds to twig why it wasn't flowing right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# You'll
never make a good plumber then.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That's quite true.
Although I can weld passably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *impressed*
I can only do one 4-letter word beginning with W, and it isn't weld...or work...or wink...or walk...or wake.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# wash?
whip?
wane?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Ah, fuck it,
I'm a wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Next time I want some cream I'll come to you.
You do mean whip don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# See above
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# No cream please , thankyou.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Proper
LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahaha,
but have these, quick:

clearly

'

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I wish my eyes had the same sunny lens filters that show uses.
The world looks much happier that the standard grey gloom of real eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# compo it.
i mean, er...
actually, i assumed he died years ago
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# haha
nice
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] does this look like an inkpot?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# complete with quill
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It looks like a pot of magic.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# It does now you've told us what it is!!
Quite well done, ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ...said the squid
to the rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it looks like my ashtray with this spliff in it
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Ah, I know what you're doing wrong.
You need rizla, not fake fur.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# rest assured...
...its rizla & the finest yemen weed
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Mine came ALL THE WAY from sunny
High Wycombe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# arf
picked mine up today from the mountains
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Ah, I live nowhere near Yemen.
I do live quite near High Wycombe though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# i take it you are 'high' in wycombe though
were certainly are here :-)
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Oh I'm not there, Wcombe is for cunts.
I used to live there though. Bleurgh. Well, just outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# i used to live nearish there
it was a shitehole full of tossers
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# STOP. EATING. ASHTRAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I want some weed.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# You need moneys and dodgy mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I has.
Too late no though, I try tomorrow.
Damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Tomorrow is acceptable.
See if you were here you could smoke some of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Ok, now I just need to drink more.
Fuck sake.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# :O if you drink do you come to my house?
Astonishing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# No you minx.
I have no green, so booze will have to suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# tut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# or get out of the UK
its only £2 an ounce here
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Where the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Abroad.
Which I think says it all.

*peruses Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# yes, i chose to become a minority
yay being a hated westerner from a hated country
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# yemen
its just the bestest
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Yemen?
YEMEN?

wtf?

All this weed talk is just frustrating now.
*thinks of chimps*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# <thinking of chimps also>
its great here, you should visit

gaz me
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# It does indeed
but to be honest... without the prompt it could be a tad confusing
bloody nice work though
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Of the 4 icons I have a choice of using,
I don't see any of the authors still on B3ta. Is that a bad omen for doing icons?

/Edit - (I am refering to aaarrgghh...wasps!, breel, tweaknik, tomsk.)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# tomsk pops in
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# i would have said inkpot
without any prompting. i think it's ace as well
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# thats amazing that is
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Couple o' years old...










...and I know TGA nicked my Morf idea, but I'll let him off, just this once :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# ris on the beverly one
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# boa?
although i don't know my snakes that well
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA Lieutenant Commander Tada! FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Hehe
top trumps next

Vaguely compo related pearost which isn't really worth it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha
www.b3ta.com/board/8202471
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Thats where I get the train back from uni :O
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Id fill her
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Cunt!


;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Dont call me that!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# OK.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# You will be
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Where abouts in Sheff are you?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# crookesmore
studentsville are you there aswell?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Sheff. Yeah!
Up at Hemsworth/Norton.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I dont really know anywhere apart from studenty areas
Broomhill/hall/town
From the south originally
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# *mumblemumble bloody southerners mumblemumble bloody students*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# knew something like that was a-coming
this place is turning me northern tho - started picking up phrases its scary :S
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Nicely done.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Cuntfiller...hehe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] anyone want any icons done?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I want to know why someone hasn't done a vulva one.
I might, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# There hasn't been any make of car done !


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# *smacks right in the face*





;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Ning sir.
Hows you this eve?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# very good indeed :)
earned twenty quid renting out my ability to do science and am now drinking wine
you?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Relaxing with a coffee.
After relaxing all day, due to rain stopping me gardening.(Yay rain!!)

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# yay
yay
and thrice

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Or video capture cards
*runs out to kill random strangers*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I had a growth once that looked like that.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Aargh TMI!
seeing as no-one else would say it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# You don't know WHERE it was!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# You tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# pfft
haha TMI.

i said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Aargh TMI!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Twattish Mischievious Idiot?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# that's the one :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Yes, I WAS acting like Manley!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice retort
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Aargh TMI!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# do James Dean
he was an icon to the young
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# How about an
F1 car, as the BBC are getting the coverage back next year.
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Thats 103 now
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Oh good, you can count
/shooter mcgavin blog
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
although i was expecting "and you can count, on me waiting for you in the car park"

complete with crazy eyes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hahahaaha
(104)
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hell yeh
if anyone wants "The Chain" as a ringtone gaz me with an e-mail address.

i've just ripped a 45 sec mp3 of the section and put it on my phone.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Noir detective wearing a fedora and holding a snubnose revolver
cigarette smoking optional.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# The untold story...
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# and presumably fish
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# No...
it would be wine. Not fish. Sillypants.
(cactusrob, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I ain't gonna mention how long that took me to get!!!
*picks up penny*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Yeah...
it's a slow burn. Thanks.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# If I was Christ I'd be made from Frazzles.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Mmmm.....Bacony!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# And he doth smooched his nipples with beer.
And it was goode.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# And if that were the case...
I believe I would become a devout Christian.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# And on the seventh day he said..
"Take of my crunch, mit doobies!"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# And wine
don't forget the wine... it's the only thing religion's got going for it :|

Woo! by the way :)

EDIT: apart from the ones that don't let you drink it, of course
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Yeah,
I didn't want to show drunk birds. Figured it would send the wrong message to young chicks. Thanks.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# meh...
they'll all be too trashed to notice any message

EDIT: I do apologise for my syntax, but I did grow up in Norn Iron
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# As long as they don't
drink and fly. Sorry. *ducks head, sheepishly*
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# FP this a few minutes ago
*edit*
thanks
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Holy crap!
I made the front page. That's amazing. I think I will go end my life now as it will get no better. Thanks!
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# it really wasn't anything to do with me
but before you kill yourself pop your mouth around my hardened cock and gobble for a few minutes please.

then i shall end you with a decapitating jet of spunk
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Wow...
this is much different than the sleeping pills I had planned to use. But, okay...
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# This is a deserved fp
congrats!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *click*
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# that is
fabulous!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hahahaha
This is just fucking genius!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# fucking ARF!
i just love the expression on those birds' faces
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# lol!
BTW is that the Creme Egg bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] crap shop
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Homoeroticism?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# a bad attempt at it in any case
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# It got me thinking of it!
So it can't be too bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# If you still have the layers and are using 'shop
on the Spock layer go to Image-Adjustments- Levels and raise the left side pointer of the Output Levels by about 30-ish (the lower slide bar)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# well, if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# are those kirk's real arms?
Or has he borrowed them from a passing bear?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I only substituted the hand with my own
does that mean I'm groping Spock?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Ohhhh he was lush back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# rather than "a" lush.
The drunken, rap-abusing misanthrope.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Still pretty.
George Best was pretty, even if he was an alcoholic. Well, when he was young.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
#
Young alive
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# young AND alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# fuck you're choosy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Yeah, because THAT'S true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i speak nothing but the truth
and you're known for your Marine-esque selection techniques
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# drunkenly screaming 'COME ON WOMAN I'VE GOT TO BE BACK AT BARRACKS AT 0500 HOURS'
?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# marines and women?
you're having a laugh
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I don't know, I've never been one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# that
is quality
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY

*edit* also, one of my fave dancin tracks eva! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# oh yeah
that's the best one
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Shudda used it as the official vid
it's corkin! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# A star trek comp?
Jesus christ...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Welcome back!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# *dissapears again in a cloud of smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Prolly wise...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Be a good girl
and toddle off back to /talk,if you don't like the compo, on the board you used to frequent.

;P

Or even..Hello Miss how are you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# *glomp of humungous proportions*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Why am I starting to get a bulge in my....

*screams as falls from the white cliffs of Dover*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Speakin of which was just perusing the newsletter,
The Menshealth thread, WTF!? :o I have no idea what we're meant to feel about that, I just thought it was a bit sad (and bitchy)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)

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