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# Hmm...
Just got one of these today

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Fantastic. Would buy again. Recommended seller A++++++++
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# right now i need 8 positives
7 to cancel out the negatives, and the other...just to have a positive
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# You're bad at this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# :o(
*ruined*

ebaylol
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# How many monkeys do I
have to fuck to get a gloden star?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# six, no more, no less
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# FTW
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# God doesn't play Rubik's Cube
God is a pernicious cunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# A laser might be a more correct choice to illustrate there, but then I'm a nerd.
Or better still would be the clock bends space-time just like
gravity and dumps you out of bed. Sub-'c' one would hope. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# people say einstein was awesome, but all he talked about was putting ladders in garages
waste of time if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Very true, total waste.
Wasted so much time with the ladders his wife
ended up having to write up his first few papers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
#
I have 2 ladders in my garage...they never move though I dont actually know why they are there, the main ladder we use it outside the garage....mabye einstein was a nutjob after all:S
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)
# lasers you say?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# SOLVE TO SNOOZE
That's inspired.

That's a sketch waiting to happen.

Once again, proof that internet is funnier than TV.

**I breast my case.**
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# You breast your case?
Not in Terminal 5 you won't! ;)
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# 'Luggage' is a funny word, say it twelve times in a row.
Sounds like a chewy choco flavoured tobacco.

:D

LUGGAGE-JAPES
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# Christ, 'solve to snooze' is an employer's wet dream
which is to say this is rather excellent, given being slightly late is my perfected skill in life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Xenu?
Where you gone?

Guy must have had a heart attack upon posting

Odd Xenu doesn't bother to comment on posts elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# lol
I went off for some food as soon as I posted..Havnt been on b3ta much recently anyway, drawing and the likes.
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# haha
'SOLVE TO SNOOZE' brilliant =D
(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Friday night karaoke anyone?
NSFW!

I love rock n roll...

Sing-a-long!

(damn whisky.)
(dogof2head, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Ris? also....thats unpleasant.
Edit: i get it now.... you bad Jett you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# i can put up with all kinds of disgusting porn, but that is not a chocolate hole
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# YOU'RE A BIG RUBBISH PANSY, AREN'T YOU. ADMIT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# OOOH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TREAT ME MEAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You've gayed up the whole forum now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# B3ta can get gayer?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# OSHITZ NOT ON THER INTERNEST
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# just the way you like it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Only with you, babe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# with all the magenta cocks around i'd say it was all gayed up before i got here
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# what the fuck?
edit: aha with the edit, i get it, you dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
#
drink + internet = don't mxi. hic etc.
(dogof2head, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# O_O
I hate dime bars
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# after this, so do i!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# good
as they aren't very nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i like them
but i can't be arsed to buy them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i'm more of a twix man myself
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# KitKats are better!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# fight! fight fight!
or not

whatever

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# as everyone knows
four fingers are better than two

what the hell am I getting into!?!?
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# a finger of FUDGE is just enough
to give your kids a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I didn't realise you were Craig Meehan
and they had t'internet in prison.
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# ahem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DX19ALZp9Q

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
#
it was Jessie Duke at first.
(dogof2head, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You dirty fuck.
I like this;
img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/dogof2head/beta/starrwars.jpg
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# other than freddie starr, i'm at a loss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Ringo Starr
Not sure who the lady is.
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# yeeha!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_Starr
(dogof2head, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Belle_Stars
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
#
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Special_Bras
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Ah, of course.
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#
ahhhh happy old compos days.
(dogof2head, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Daisy Duke Dime Bar Baby Twat insertion?
What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i love rock and roll
put another dime in the duke box (JUKEBOX) baby

lyrics from a joan jett song, like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# been slowly flicking through the newsletter..
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I dont care,
hes still very lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# aww, maybe it's looking for its mammy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# That face reminds me of...
Tim and Eric Show..

LOSE SOME WEIGHT CAROL!

Christ they're funny.
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# *does wiki search*
*hasn't heard it*

dunno about tim n eric, but adam n joe are awesome, all should listen to their podcasts. realla realla good :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Fucking Youtube..since Google fucked with them, it's turned to shit.
www.timanderic.com/

Check out the Uncle Muscles promos, they're the shit.
Under VIDEOS.

Can't find the sketch I referenced, as I is pissed.
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# Sinister Lagomorph things
They are so fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
eye-rape.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# castle aaargh?
nearly did an img search for fangs, found some then spanged myself for being too lazy to draw triangles
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Awww cute!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the future y'all!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hopefully.

REEJUD AN JOODEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# she really is
ahead of her time
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I *heart* The Enemy
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# And so you should!
They are aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I went to see them on Sunday and I've stilll got their tunes
battering round my brainpan.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Top shop!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# wamp wamp
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# well, I like it
why is your profile blank?

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# His stuff is very minimalist, some reflection of his personality perhaps
But lovely in equal measure, Woo MasterConnor!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Mebbe
But I was wondering if he had a site/blog/recipe ideas.
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# It used to be
www.icandrawbetterthanyou.co.uk
but it looks like it isn't any more
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# No..it isn't.
Now, that was raaather pointless.
Yes?

Yes.

You disgust me.
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# Clever people
would look here
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Nice one!
I shall enjoy it..mit ma EYES.
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# i am forever written in history it would appear.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# They also have
your IP, email address, DNA profile, bank numbers and photos of your pets and underpants
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# i wonder if they got my dna from my underpants
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# You misunderstand
They haven't got you pants, that would be weird. No; they've got only photos of your pants. The DNA was obtained by internet science.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# He had a site not so long ago, unless i'm getting my b3tards mixed up
Mr Connor?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# He also doesn't bother to reply much within his threads
being very minimalist
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Your cat shit is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Ta dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Given he's very shy
I shall take this opportunity to highly recommend this DVD that arrived today


Quite simply buy it, it is 47 minutes of excellence
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Cor..that looks intriguing.
Cool site too.

*Mookbarks*
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# Woo the pic!
Why is it blank? Weird!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# there is a bit of code you can put in to overlay a colour or image of your choice onto your profile obscuring all the crap you may have in there
for aesthetic/other reasons
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Lovely!
Haven't seen you in a while...what've you been up to?

And I take it you don't like the League of Extraordianry Gentlemen, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# being poor and depressed and addicted to awful games like
kdice and football manager. hopefully i can turn things around.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# The cat looks pensive
This is good
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Aaaaw that's lully!
Plus mate that lost bet, wearing Elmo Pj's after buying a round with 1ps and 2ps!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# loving the short sleeve look..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hahaha
There doesn't seem to be much of the "Tickle me Elmo" going on though. Maybe that is later on...........
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# The tickle me Elmo gag was done all the way to the pub (and suggessions about carrying on to the gay bar round the cornder:D)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Ah
You've met the guy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# are you in wales?
cos there was a fella in his PJ's wandering the streets also... maybe he lost a bet too? (or locked himself out / been thrown out)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# No
I live in a civilised country! You're maybe think of that Charlotte Tom Jones!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# the colour on the pints seems out of place
was it 'shopped? i bet they were originally babychams
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# No
If it was, you'd not know:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# you drawed good.
why is her head split!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Duh
Fucha-Hemletz
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#
Where is your website?
(WiggZ, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# gone
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
#
Lame. Sorry about the tripple post, Firefox fucked up.
(WiggZ, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# AAA Masta'Cee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# awesome.
I still love you
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hooray
still doodling these days ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Oh
I love you, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Well then
I still love you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# This arrived in our library yesterday

This is completely unshoped, click here for the scientific Copac entry if you doubt me

I cannot express how much we laughed when we read the index, and came upon such gems as 'Insect growth and development in Spunky Bottoms,' as well as visualizing the fucking typist cracking up as they typed it for this 'scientific' journal
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# :D
glee!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# You rarely get to see such gems
a splashypants paradise?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Centipedes? In my vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# That's no centipede
*strokes cock-legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# It's more likely than you think...
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# chelsea was a bit freaked out about what was going on at penn state.
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# RISing here...
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ^what he said^
im just looking at her great legs!!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)
# ^this
RISing like a dad!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# seams to make sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I really want to give her a little nudge forwards...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i'd like to go up chelsea
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# You have an air of the slightly 'depraved' about you, Sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# sorry for length :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I'd put her over the rainbow, way up high
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(__, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# thats either very sick, or very nasty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)
# 'ning
(beardybeardbeard, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Woweee!
thats well cool!
quo'd it up too.. nice
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *waits for guinness horses*
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] In the future
They've really got the hang of subliminal adverts











See?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Too big
make it 280p you fool

(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# merger?
(Oohmigooliebird, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
and also slightly terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Ooo
That's nicely done!

I have to say that going to the pub is going to be great. A mate lost a bet and is having to go down and buy a round with 1 and 2ps!
Dressed in Elmo PJs
Photo's forthcoming:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)
# make sure you edit them and put a joke in before posting
wouldn't want any of those rule-nazis coming after you

and of course observe the 50k limit
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] It is going to happen ...
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I believe it might.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)
# A terrifying
view of the future...
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I think I like the head of nixon better.
"put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and listen up!"

edit: how rude - it's nice
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Arooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hahahah
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# you put my lurkage to shame!
nice idea though :)

if a tad on the large side
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Nice clean work!
I optimalised it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)
# You know,
seeing this guy brings zero emotion anymore.
Zilch.
Funny that!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I saw a picture of him crying at a memorial service today
kinda changed my views on Bush...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)
# yay for world´s famous leader´s heads in jars!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Inflation lol
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
# They've got that already in Zimbabwe.
except it'd be called milliondollarland
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I love the inconspicuous crowd
(__, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# haha
nice
(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)
# heehee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Obviously.
First post in farkin' aaaaaaages:

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# lens flare!
damn Apple and their obsession with white, it'd be a bastard to spot in bright sunlight
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# wantwantwantwant
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# This
(Dante licked your nipple on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Cot death
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# OH SHI-
(Ballunatic, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# COT DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8277914
(Ballunatic, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# 0/0
!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Dude, what have you done?
(Ballunatic, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# SHUT UP IM LOOKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT IS HE IN HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I think some of him came this way.
(Ballunatic, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)
# If
I
Could
Come
That
Way
I
Wouldnt
Need
The
Powder
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I wish there was a picture which went with this particular post.
HMMM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Don't think it's bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Someone should totally post one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)
# ofcourse it is
the sun will expand and for a while it'll be orange... then we'll all die and it'll be red :D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha
nice dissolvings :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Cheers, I had to find a way
to get it as close to the 250k limit. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
The "You were warned" got me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# it was that or
"we did warn you"

I think I made the right choice.
edit: spot the tweak.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# You really did.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# i quite like the look of it, at least kilroy would look normal.
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# haha
(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha - i quite like that!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# look at you with your fancy voting options. ;)

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------above this--
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# ???????????????
edit/ now i see what you did there, i though i was being quoted, i couldn't remember saying that
but i just put it down to my age or dementia
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
# it did get a little confusing
didn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# that's my general state while i'm on here so i'm quite used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
well thats my night at work ended on a high note,
all i need now is an early opener!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] meh...
 
a picture of a fly
 
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# umm
is that a ladybird?

or beetle of some sort?

+ ning everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# It's a fly.
But it's not all that good. It's tricky: any smaller and it's hard to tell what it is. I could do with more pixels in order to fit the legs in better, but then it'd be too big for an icon.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I think the problem is the position of the legs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I agree.
But that was dictated by the space available once I'd done the body large enough to see. :\
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# You could probably get away with not having legs on it
the shape of the body and wings might be enough
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# ^This
Make it a bit bigger and define the wing shape more.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# i'm going with weevil
and that thread deleting image purloiner just took out one of my original never seen before images.
git.
www.b3ta.com/board/8277839#post8277856
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Bzzzzzzz!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# *swats*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# yay for flies!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Can anyone suggest a better font?
I was aiming to try and get the look of the American Recordings font but its just painfully obvious its arial here...



pssst: now you can buy it from www.cafepress.com/bedlamshire2
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# you want this
www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# this is one of my favourites
www.typenow.net/themed.htm


edit: apparently thats what it more or less is. the difference is negligable at best
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Psst.
I just gazzed ya ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# got it
cheers muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Nice one!
I would buy this on a T-Shirt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# me too
I'm goign to have to open a different shop for every product i think a I'll be damned if I'm spending £3 a month on running a premium shop
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# and now you can own a genuine piece of Tom O'Bedlam art in your own home
hell, you can even wear it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# comic sans
wins every time. It adds that extra level of professionalism.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# here
www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
or here www.1001fonts.com/
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

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