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[challenge entry] :(
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# How did you get that photo of me you bastard?!
and why have you 'shopped Anne's head onto it

*shudders*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Have this
Sparta... Gladiator... Same thing!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
class
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# CHRISTING CHRIST ON A CHRIST CONTROLLING A MECHANICAL CHRIST!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I'd like to see that animated please
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Ow!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I was bored so I
decided to give one of JJ's pics a little lovin'

CFB
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Yo Co-Pro
er, I mean 'Pres'
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ullo puppy
wanna see some sweeties?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Oh aye
as long as it's not after a trip to the vets again.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Attack of the corrsets creatures of Barnlon 5!
They constrict your torso until your ograns burst out into your your chest cavity, breaking your ribs and causing the caserole of internal matter to form large lumps on your chest. The area then fills with bodily fluids, no longer guided on fixed routes of veins and other tubing, all empting into this catastrophe of confused tissue until it leaks out in reddish brown stream from the victim's nipples, which the corset beast has clapped itself onto to first drink this substance and then devowed the soft concentration tissue in the swelling breast of their victims with enough speed to complete all these task while the prey has consciousness enough to writhe and gurgle pathetically.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Splendid work
from the both of you
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# nice crayons
*clicks*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies

my definition of 'extreme' may differ from others'
:p
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# CHUNDERS!!!
*glomps hard and impolitely*
*doesn't let go*

Where've you been mate?!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# *reglompifies*
I've been around ;)
just not the same times as you
How dos lully miss?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Not too bad :)
Got work in less than an hour though, boooo
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# boo indeed :(
I'm on the 9 to 5 stuff these days
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I saw the lovely Dame Edna, live...
... performing a duet with Barry Manilow. True fact.

It was my one true Rock'n'Roll moment.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# m/
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# OGC
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# You have my deepest sympathies
;)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# kaaaargh
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# KHAAAAAN!
sorry
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Real lols!

Wonderful stuff sir.
Are you Bashing next month?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# *pokes*

...aaaaand? go on, ask him!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Cheers
& yes I am :D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Are you Going to Derby too?


Jessie would like to know.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Derby bash?
*runs to look*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Here!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I am signed up
whoop whoop :D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# :D

hehehe
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Here you go
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# LEAKY CLOP!
:D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Will there be more?
I hope there will be more.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Thankyou, Yes,
prolly on /links tho
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Aceness!
Noses with legs!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# *clicks*
I love this :D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# this
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# "Contender Ready!
Perm-Man...Ready.
Three, two, one."
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Oh....oh my.
*click*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha
this wins already :D
*clicks*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Mmmm
leathery skin-cancery
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# expand on 'outlast'...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# last one with a beating heart
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# *phew*
had me worried for a bit there

(partakes)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# *comes out black*
*reads the Daily Mail*
*Paradoxes*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# sounds like something eddie izzard would say..
..
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We really did just ac-gen-lol*! Really! :D


*actually genuinely laughed out loud
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Now what film was that?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I'm scratching my head over that also
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# umm
saw 3 though different as it contained shotgun shells I think possibly one of many such destructive neck-wear.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Battle Royale?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# really?
don't think I remember that bit.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# The collars?
They're sort of in all of it.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Well they all had collars that exploded if there wasn't a winner after 3 days.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I really don't know why I don't remember that
I just keep thinking of the bit with the knife at the beginning.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I'm sure there were several
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Runningman

or did you know that?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# several
Rutger Hauer was in one called Wedlock
But isn't it in an Arnie film? Running Man?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ^ this ^
my reference is to the cliche, not the use of it in any specific movie

/so there
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *gives single nod of firm agreement*
Were the collers exploding in running man?
SO unfair.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# for prisoners
no contestants

(book is better than film anyway etc.)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# ^^^this
Don't normally like King's stuff, but Running Man was one I did like and, aside from the fact it was a game show, the film was nothing like the book.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# right with you
The Long Walk was a bit special, too.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Wedlock!
that's the one I was thinking of...
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Wedlock
was one of them. I never saw it personally.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# 'sup Pot-lid.

edit: Woo, also. I'd certainly watch it then.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# A LID'S NOT A WEAPON
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ask ninjas about that
:)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# What's that for anyway?
Btw, nice :)
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] What the hell is "Gladiators"? And who are "they"?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# haha *thumbs down*
*waits for 'running man' posts to start*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Hello
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I wouldn't pay to see that.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I bloody would.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)
# 'ning cap'n
*polite glomps*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Polite?!
POLITE?!

I'm HURT.
ningles gorgeous ;-)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Only because I'm a polite sort
and we haven't chatted in a while

it was still a glompy glomp, just not a 'knock you over backwards so your legs flail in the air' sort. I'm quite heavy these days!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# You can knock me over any time, dawlin'
*hug*

Almost a month to go!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Cap'n and Jessie....
*Geeeerrrlooooomps*



(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Sitting in a tree?
With only one cup between?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# NO NO No NO!


(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# IN A TREE?
An interesting (arousing) twist.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I always bring my own cup
to avoid such socially awkward situations
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# and a set of spoons?
for the individual ladeling action
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# 'ning sah!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
are you from foreign land originally, born and bred so to speak?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hehe

yeah
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I laughed at this far more than I should have done :D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# not quite up there with "edward penishands"
do google for it :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# euh!

I do have quite a collections of these by now though
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# haha, I'll bet that's the case
:D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Madness sheer madness!
Woo!.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] That t-shirt is a bit extreme, Kate.
Kate.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Maddie or chips....BOTH!



(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Arf!
.

stolen for title ;)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Haha!
I just laughed up a bit of my dinner. Woo
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# oh. oh fuck, no.
oh. dear me no.
no.
yes, but

no....
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Not only is he feeling her right nork, she's got a baby/doll thing with a big wanger pointing right at her slime-chute.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
#

I should have given up years ago
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
# What's that
foetus thing she's holding??
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] PODZORZ!

really quick, failed to find a death star trench run gif
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# nice first post!
welcome! but you might want to work a bit on your optimization there.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# you might want to work a bit on your face.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# you might want to work a bit on AIDS
of YOUR MUM
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# You might want to work a bit.
You job-shy cunt.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Hush your mouth, Coltrane.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# The Coltrane is at home on wheels baby.
*Black Americans*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Not really.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# oh, okay then.
*saunters off*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# he of the confusing username is right
you're about 100k over.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# nice but 100k bigger than we usually allow
less frames, fewer colours, that sort of thing please ta.
Use Click for bigger to keep a shiny version
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# [I don't understand this....
...and am forced to go the old b3tan route and peroast:

(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and incredibly dirty
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# pffft
yes, who didn't watch gladiators and wonder why they fought each other with giant q-tips

woo!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# That's how I like them

'ning the board!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# MMMMMMM!*
*I mean "Emmmmmmmm" (phonetically)

Long time no procrastinate!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# It sure is!

how've you been?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I was fine..until Man-flu hit a coupla days ago!
Not been on here too much due to FBT* syndrome.
But the novelty has worn of now.


*fucking big telly! (42")
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I'm glad you're already signed up for the Derby bash
otherwise I'd be duty bound to give you grief right about now over your priorities
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Haha!
We've just booked to go to Florida next year..
The Missus said no more bashes after London!
I said but I always go to Derby!!!
I can't not go!!
I'll be there. :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
# 'ning sir
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Her neck is Eternal Beau.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# and pearl necklace
...something for everyone
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] it killed me to cover her curves
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice to see this joke before it becomes bindun x100

woo
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# If I had any Photoshop talent I would
do one similar to this which was 'Osama bin-dun'.

This has probably bindun itself but it fits with the challenge.

(Can you believe with all this wittering I haven't actually been drinking?)

*drinks meths*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# bindun
drink lighter fluid.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# heheh
:)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# you can see her arms!
stone the foul harlot to death!

JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

/embassy in flames blog
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I was gonna say that!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# aha, I'm in YOUR HEAD!
oh.. oh, that's pretty filthy, some quality porn in here

oh.. OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!

*runs off screaming*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# What? whats wrong with that?
It's normal, NORMAL I tells you

*chases to force more watching*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# this is youtube material!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Thats what I think
but they keep on flagging me as inappropriate.
Prudes.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# they are so repressed
:)
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hmmm
repressed stupid
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# The eyes remind me of
Jet. Diane Youdale.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Use the force!


Think someone beat me to the lightsaber idea, but ah well
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Look at the tits on that.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# light emitting lipstick
cool.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Blimey
His chest is like an arse
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# no shit.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# no cleveland steamer?
yet?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# looks like flash gordon
flash AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# New challenge?


*goes to look*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# HAHAHAH that is the best thing ever
just look at her face
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# What do you reckon.....
compo it?

:/
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Pfffffft
'She needs wolf power, or she will explode in a shower of pulped yams'
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Wolf is a made up hardman.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# am I yiffing time yet?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# B3ta website overloaded....
by a bunch of yiffing furry twinks from Second Life & Furcadia.

What is the collective noun for furries? A yiff? A stain? A fucking plague?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 4:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Chinny Reck on. Photoshop skillz r us
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# ha ha
I love that cartoon
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Bloody hell.
You've got some proper talent and no mistake.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hurray! That monk has a massive erection.
Woo.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# i thought that as well
damn those subliminal willies
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Wow
Patternful... I like this.

Have a biscuit!

And on that, I shall now go and start cooking. g'bye B3ta.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I'll call it
'Grim reaper smokes a really big blunt and has the trip of his afterlife' :-D

woo!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# spacesperm?
WOO!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# everything you do is great
why is this, Talented human?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# :3
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I now hate my self
All i could think of (and I hated the 50ft bint memes)

quick and nasty before pub

(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# A poem
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Tins
that go bump in the night
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# i laughed a bit, neville.
i did a bit of a laugh.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I did quite a lot of a laugh.
Almost all of one, in fact.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
#
yes
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I like poems. PEOMS ABOART TINS.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Mister The Neville!
Not seen you for aaages!
It must be poltergoosts
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha
They must be the same ghosts that keep taking the barbecue sauce out of my fridge and leaving it on top of the microwave.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# In my personal experience,
that's generally housemates making late night toasties.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Ahahaha
Fantastic. *click* AND a biscuit for you :D
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Neville!
*Broaps*
......|
...\o/
...O
.../\
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# In the realm of faces that make me happy
the one that you do is right up there.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I swear that happens to me!
I can often be heard amongst a clatter of noisy metal, swearing as things tumble and cascade onto my little head. ;_;
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I think I will print this and stick it inside my cupboard
To let that fucking poltergeist know I am aware of his shenanigans, and he can fuck off
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# my guess, is shoe elves
they are simulating the actions of poultrygeists so as to avoid suspicion of their activities

I would suggest checking your footwear regularly, you never know what they might have done.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I experienced ghosts today too
Fisrtly, this morning, I couldn't find my specs and after half an hour of searching I found that the ghosts has moved my spectacles in to the fridge. Then later, my car car keys went missing; I discovered that ghosts had taken them from my pocket and put them back in the car ignition.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# This is excellent poemtry
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Its the spirit vinegar that does it



/sour grapes!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# What I didn't know until just now was
that Mark Gatiss did the voice of Greg Evigan in TMWRNJ.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

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