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# Drunk
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This didn;t happen, but i thougth about it abit
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# It's hardly bad luck,
he's doing it on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Try harder in future. At least puke on SOMEONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# ALL IVE HAD ios light beer
who buys lkigtha beer ffs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Big douches.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# shu8t up youo
hes my mate and uyi cna talk about hinme like tha!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# YOUR MATE CALLED YOU A CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I'm afraid I must interrupt this regular broadcast to say: ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGH!!!!!
FUCKING ARGGHHH!! 21 IN HALF AN HOUR!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Getting old AND you're already incontient in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# At least I can spell my own name.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# That IS a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# oooo you're gonna be in the super21 club!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I want to be in the Super16 club.
At least I can record shitty films then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# and post on myspace
have you ever read house of leaves?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# There are very few things I have read.
I generally spend my days staring into the heart of despair rather than reading.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# how dull that must be
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Better the devil you know...or something to that effect.
To paraphrase Spider: I'd rather be confused, bleak and scared than give myself false hope of something which isn't there.

But I digress from my point, what of this book?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i can't really tell you anything about it without sounding pretentious but its ace and i think you'll love it if i have any measure of you
you prefer reading on computer don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I do.
Another plus of that I have recently worked out is that my room is generally darkened, so reading on paper would require me to turn the lights on which I find displeasurable.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# christ, you're a poseur aren't you?
sadly i can't find you a torrent of it due to its very odd format. but i urge, nay, implore you to hunt it down and part with the £20 it costs. you will bum it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# A pardon?
How do you think I maintain my horrible yellow complection? Hours of tireless efforts not leaving the house and keeping all the blinds shut, that's how.

Great: I'm Fucking 21. Lookout Grim Reaper, BECAUSE I'M GOING FUCK YOU A NEW BLOOD STUMP!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I'm pretty sure vomiting that colour is not a good sign.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# H'lo, stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hello you long haired freak
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Same to you, cuntyballs.
'Ow've yer been?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Pretty good cheers.
You? Enjoy the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Long story, I didn't go. But yeah, I'm generally pretty OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# We've seriously damaged the bash's 'long hair' quota.
Go to the Derby bash in october instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# its cool jeru was there with his long hair
(he's not anywhere as miserable as he wants us to think either)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I'm quite disappointed to hear that.
His image is shattered.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# This is a lie, I am far more miserable than any of you can possibly imagine.
I'm on completely different plains of misery, where my emotions and expressions are but blinking vertexes in the vast geometry of my woe.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# rofl gaylord
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
# You haven't see the photo of Pineapple dressed up like me yet...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I have. I know he's gay though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# "vertices", not "vertexes"
sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I think it's 3D graphics plural terminology, which I should really know better than to use.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertex
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Wow
I stand corrected. I'd still argue it but... it may well be common usage.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# i made up for it
i have very long hair, and as a bonus i didn't shave my cock
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Fantastic news on both counts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)
# i vomited on a woman dressed as a nun once
it was a sound of music party. that night the nazis used chamical warfare on the nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Seam Horse
sans seams :D

Mr. Data! Magnify!


ArtRage + photoshop.


(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Seam horse sans horse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Wow, fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Cripes, that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# *This, I like*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
# That's really good!
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Mighty fine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I don't know why.



de-ris: www.b3ta.com/board/8417862
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# who did the "I believe" poster with i can't believe its not butter hovering?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# COSBY BUTTAZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Haha, shit.
This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# schempmgpfg

schmefphef
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I want a rabbit gun
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i need a piss
mit hare-twigga
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# what?

credit to whom ever i stole this and cdc'd
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# John Carpenter
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Nice cock Mr Burton, goodbye mr Burton.
BOOYAH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Aucht tune . . . Mine Schempmgpfg !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Aerial View.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Surely:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# theres always one fat one isnt' there?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Hehheh
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# haha
have a click, sir
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hahah.
Dot's pretty good.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# That's very white of you to say
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# actually...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(No peppers anymore, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# No, they'd illuminate the darkness with their burning crosses.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# dot on the left has a machine gun
:edit : for some reason i read that as KFC...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Askad
lkajsdadkjasd
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# D: D: D:
i'm hungry and its all your fault
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# But they're all black!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# 100m, 500m, the mile
You name it, hes run them all.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# there's only one race... human race
so i dunno where this racism crap comes from
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Real life trolls :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# cook them?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# UGH, no. They are made from rancid meats.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# simmer for 15 days
eat - problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)
# No,
There are 3.

Caucasian, Negroid and Mongoloid.

Interestingly, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis and Jews all fall under Caucasian, so the current anti-Muslim agenda in the UK press which sparks so much 'racism' actually generally sparks nothing of the sort, since Caucasians are hating Caucasians.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# There
are 5. There are some recognised sub-cultures that re so recognised now that they are given a placing in the racial structure. I'm appalled that you mention Jew as if it is a racial term.
I'd be interested to see where you put catholics and muslims.
jews can be of any race considering it is a term applied to a member of a religious cult regardless of generic ancestry.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Jew derives from Judahites and is an ethnic group.
Anyone can follow Judaism, and by inference be Judaic or even 'Jewish', but not anyone can be a Jew.

I have plenty of (mostly lapsed) Jewish family members, I am interested as to why you are appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# How on earth are
'judahites' ( I'm going to have to look up this term ) and ethnic group? They, as far as my layman's, off the top of my head, knowledge goes, Egyptians who left Egypt to become known as the Canaanites. That group then splintered on religious grounds and a number of them settled in orthern Palestine and founded a settlement called Judea based on the religious teachings of Akhenaten and his 'one god' philosophy (the same philosophy that caused all of Akhenaten's followers to leave Egypt when Tutankhamen came to majority.)
They are all arabs and by default southern European caucasians.
Anyone can become a jew tomorrow. Nobody can change their race.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I am not suggesting that 'Jew' is a race, I am suggesting that it is an ethnic group.
An ethnic group could be as granular as 'the extended Smith family' or as wide as 'persons'.

I would not say that the Jewish people were Egyptians, beyond that they were living in Egypt at the time. Negroid used to be called Egyptian or Egyptoids or somesuch - Jews are clearly Caucasian.

Tutenkhamen sucks, Nebukanezza rocked his fucking socks off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Jews are clearly religious followers
I'm amazed that anyone with an education has the front to suggest otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Well, you are wrong.
Non Jews might call Jewish people Jews, but Jews do not.

There is a Judaic faith, but there is also a Judaic people and they DO have enough discernable physical characteristics to clearly be defined as an ethnic group.

I defy you to deny that you couldn't recognise David Baddiel or Ben Elton as being a jew because they demonstrate some of the characteristic Jewish traits. I am not suggesting that all Jews fit into this stereotype, any more than all Italians have a large nose or all Irish women have red hair and green eyes, these are just traits which one associates with the stereotype of the ethnic group, but there IS a Jewish sub-race, it is not just a religion.

Many of the Jewish peoples are of the Jewish religion and many of the Jewish Religion are Jewish people, but the overlap does not mean that one cannot be a member of one without the other.

It's like a really close together Venn Diagram
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I can't take your word for it just because you are eloquent.
the racial traits you talk of are simply those of North African and Middle Eastern Caucasoids.

There is no historical, anthropological or most importantly, archaeological evidence for the jewish as a people. ( the same can be said for Isreal but that's a whole other story I'll not get into here )
They are all arabs. Your modern jew is anyone who wants to be and comes from all over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I think that, with the internet at your fingertips, you should be able to discover the difference.
That said, I am not referring to racial characteristics, but merely ethnic ones. To be a people one does not need to be a race. Yes Jews are clearly semitic, but their appearance is NOT the same, as an ethnic group, as that of say the Palestinian Arab, even though he too is Semitic.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# you've spoiled my
fucking film tonight. ;)

O know I have the internet at my fingertips but I like to think I argue based upon what I truly understand and know ( and indeed don't know so I can be taught better ). To quote wiki and such on internet messageboards for the sake of argument seems like trolling to me. I try not to be a troll although I will argue like fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I will edit Wikipedia to irritate trolls as well.
It is a project of which I most heartily disapprove.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# well... yes but there are genetic charachteristics within the main racial groups that are shared
there are clear distinctions between celts and saxons for example
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# And that's when you hit ethnic groups.
To be honest I believe that there are obvious and recognisable traits in Cockneys and Cornishmen, let alone Big fucking groups like the ginger fucks and the Pict haters.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I like to keep it simple.
genetics are what they are and are subject to nearly no change within out life span. Ethnicity is clearly a social outcome based upon the parameters in which we are raised and is easily changed by circumstance. A negroid will remain a negroid even if he is brought up in a strict catholic ( to find a caucasoid ethnic structure to use ) environment.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I think you just agreed with me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# yeah but I
clearly make a distinction between race and ethnicity and don't see them as interchangeable.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Nor do I.
There are (for me) 3 races, but an almost limitless number of ethnic groups.

The Slavs, for example, I would consider an ethnic group, but not a separate race.

The Ginger, of course, are an entirely different kettle of fish.

Who puts fish in a fucking kettle anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Haha, you are just jealous because
I'm a proper Dane!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# don't you start!
There are no genetic distinctions beyond what prolonged environmental changes give each group. Celts and Saxons are the same race of northern Caucasoid who grew up on different sides of the North Sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# they're not human?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Homo is a genus.
Unusually there is only one species, Homo Sapien.

They are the species Human and one of the three human races.

Race is defined by physical anthropological inherited characteristics.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Ah yes I see.
This is KK and all of her internet admirers over the age of 7. ( on the left ) in handy graph form.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Glad to see I'm not the only one who read KK at first
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# That was a mighty big stretch to insult someone, there.
Are you sure it's nothing personal?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *cuts your leg off and counts the rings*
hey your over 7
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# But I'm not an admirer of hers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# oh gee what on earth did i miss?
last week u was up her ass butt snufferling all over the internet now your not?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Well we were in an internet relationship at one point, but we broke up ages ago.
I've had a local girlfriend for over a month now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# local girlfriend...
that just doesn't sound right...

"internet relationship" lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Well I haven't had many girlfriends anyway.
But yeah, long-distance is shit and doesn't work out.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# It's like a local anaesthetic but....
Well I don't think I have to explain.

I probably have to explain
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# You both have otters,
you can't fight!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I'm on his ignore list.
He's enough of a cunt to put it on his profile to rile the people he's ignoring.
I find it amusing that he goes to such lengths to insult me, and other people, even though he wants to ignore us.
Isn't it defeating the object of the ignore button?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# *Shrug*
I keep all my anger inside, where it can fester as a mental illness
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# *clicks 'I Like This'*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# i don't know. he doesn't care and you're bitching about being on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I'm not bitching at all.
I'm glad to be on his ignore list.
At least he's not complaining at me all the time.

Edit: In fact, at which point did you assume I WAS bitching?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I wish i had an otter or a minx
dunno why though
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Where is the column for creepy internet stalkers?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I think it's in the Telegraph.
Or possibly the Guardian.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Thank you.
I've been searching for years.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# in the space reserved
for paranoid bad minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# There's no need to be rude,
but yes.

I am tired of pretending I have to be nice to someone because they are a child. This is an adult board and I do tire of her frankly awful line drawings.

For a while she switched to a more honest style, but we are well back into 'drawing around photographs with a mouse' again now and it's crap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
# was I rude?
and if so is there a reason not to be?
I have no idea what the chil was behaving like. I simply ignored her and the other children here because I don't want to have to censure my behaviour based upon what I see written here and also I don't see why b3ta should have to endure being turned into emobook and put up with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Fucking dalmations.

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# "BIB AND BRACES"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# is this satire?
i can't tell anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Omg Im so sorry Tesla Ghost. Please do not come and resonate me in my sleeps.


Click for giant like a bastard rat.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hahahahhahaha
5 stars *****
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# David Bowie
was Tesla. I watched him doing a Tesla again just last week or so. He was very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I'll swap 5 Tesla for 50,000 Gauss.
Plus commission.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# flux off scammer!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I used to have a girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *real lols*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha, oh wow
That's utterly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# You Loon
woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# the lacaroni weighs 170g too!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# amazing
also why did it take me so long to discover tf2?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Because you are a crap Italian pioneer.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# for god's sake man you are the italian.
i am an englishman by blood dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Exactly.
That's why you're a crap Italian Pioneer.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I'm going to gut you, like a cornish game hen.
i.e., what's your steam ID?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# icarust3hsane
in my defence i made the account years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Friend me, I can't get enough of it :D
steamcommunity.com/id/soigacas
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# That is awesome
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Indeed.
I also investigated jacaroni (book in bowl) and spacaroni (strobing).

Then I figured my evening was better spent having a wank into a sports sock while crying.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# good call
i spend many evenings doing that and i don't view them as wasted
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# wanking furiously I hope...


splendid!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Umm... retro ANAGRAM anyone??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# That's far to complicated for the current teenage crowd doing their exams around here
I can't even remember what he got shammed for

Edit: Ah, he shagged his secretary!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hmm
all i know about cecil parkinson is that he was a lying, cheating cunt who fucked his secretary and fathered a daughter on her who then was never allowed to see her father. he was then booted out of cabinet for being a lying, cheating piece of shit, which is quite rich given that he was in a cabinet filled with utter fucktards.

i'd like to make cecil parkinson intimately acquainted with a baseball bat.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# LMAO
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# You may be on to some thing
I believe this is how it was; or rather how we felt at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Haha
I was too young to be told what was going on at the time -- but it's the impression I've managed to get since, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# But he didn't wear a Chelsea top
*another hazy memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# On the other hand
he didn't need to wear a Chelsea top to distract from his utter butt-ugliness and the teeth the size of Sweden.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# That was David Mellor
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Toe-sucking, Chelsea-top wearing
What an entertaining fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# but damn sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I have even more hazy memories of Dame Shirrly Porter dressed as a native brave
which, quite oddly, made me fwapp furiously at the time

Not that I can find them on the net these days

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Shagging his secretary bud.....
.....Sara Keays. Cost him his job.

"Loans Nice Prick" is an anagram of his name.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I got exams
but im not a teenager
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# (sympathy reply)
Butt only because you're named after a DTD character.

nice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:28, archived)
# She was named
after me!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# More Miss Wobbly Hat


Again, she's only 11 so try not to swear or she can't read feedback (if any)

Today's Dad tutorial was Burn tool and Edge Enhance but the concept and the actual work is all her own.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Well done!

Although personally, I would have used a lot more burn tool on her ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# like a flamethrower...?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Prezactly!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Yay HOT DOG HAT!!!111
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Well done Miss Hat!
I like her grubby look, it makes her look even worse than usual :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# What the heck is up with her hand?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# nothing more than edge enhance
blog.nj.com/entertainment_impact_celebrities/2008/05/large_city1.jpg

the original
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8439748
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I was about to do that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Citrus based recursion is faster than most.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hummus: good
technique: good

have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# See! It's spreading!!!!


Beware!!
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Peter, you've lost the news!
a.k.a I am rising my tits off.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I got bored
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ha
The middle one looks like Eeore from Winnie the Pooh.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# You drawded it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It didnt until you coloured it blue.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
# the one on the right looks like wobafette
(the pokeys)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)
# DAERNU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# tffp!
And how are you this very fine evening?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I was about to go out for a bit ;)

I couldn't help but notice from the pics that the bash was a success.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# were:P
were a success:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Yeah
I don't know what that meant either!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha
And now the Dux Report with your host, Angelena Quacken.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)
# No, breaking news!
William Shatner vomits up hummingbird at birthday bash!

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Pffft.
That crazy Shatner.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# He'll do anything for a fiver
Crazy man.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Mr Worf... Scan that ship...

"Aye Captain... 600dpi?"
(Virulent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Hahaha
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Incase no one else has said it
welcome to b3ta
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Cheers
Had a shoddy start. Never Shopped before, first few days were pants hehe.
Am getting better =)
(Virulent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# more frontpages than i've ever had!
good job!
pull up a kitten and shop a chair
remember you'll never leave :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I am going to spang you for this
in the face

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Aye
And well deserved it shall be
:D
(Virulent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Please excuse this pearoast...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# \o/
I fully endorse this new safe starship.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I always wonder why they have to stand about on the bridge all day
don't these guys have seats or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I mean, they have brazillion dollar ship, but no money left for a few racing seats?
djeez
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# And what about a cd player or something huh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# And it's not as if you can go up on deck for a breather.
*tries*
*does an Arnold Schwarzenneger and goes 'pop'*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# BULGY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# shows how shite Arnie was.
James Bond would still have screwed the girl even while he was rupturing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Did you miss this from a coupla hours ago?
Seems oddly relevent...
www.b3ta.com/board/8439427
(Virulent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Funnily enough
I was going to pearoast it then, but my daughter wanted me to read her a story.
Kids ruin b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Sorry...
...but we really didn't meed to see that, did we?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# "BBbbZzzzzZzzzLoloLOLOllolZZzbBbzzzzLolz" - Nikola Tesla, upon inventing the Tesla Bee
REAL FACTS!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!!!
I was half expecting seeing a bad-ass bee with a tesla coil for its stinger - But this is equally as Bad ass
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Oh maaaaan.
That is a much better idea.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# :D
nevermind - Its one for the future
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# AWW!
It's hurting that poor lully bee D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Nonsence.
Bees fucking love magnets and electricity.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# LIES.
*calls RSBEECA*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# D:
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo they be taking ma tesla bee.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Technically It would still be RSPCB
;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I know, but RSBEECA sounds better :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# TAKE THAT RELIGION YOU SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Science has won.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *topless*

*parties*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Another mighty triumph for the combined forces of Science and Bees.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# SCIENCE HAS WON, YOU FUCKS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# But at what cost?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Fifteen quid.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Bargain.
Science: cheap *and* effective
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'm going to erect a monument for science
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I am already erect for science.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# *BOING!*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Cheap,
but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# HA! I have no girlfriend!
Shows how much you know :P

*Wins*

Oh, wait. Damn
.
.
.
.
.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# SCIENCE


Click for bigger (123KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# You're still teh lemon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Nien!
Its limes all the way now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I wiped my memory stick
with a 5 Tesla magnet yesterday.
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I thought magnetic field strength was measured in Gauss...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# 1 tesla
equals 10000 gauss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I see we still haven't plumbed your full geeky depths
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Jaques Cousteau
and a team of experts could not plumb my geeky depths.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# yeah
but you wrote 10000, not 10^5.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# of course.
because I meant 10k and not 100k.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
# *ahem*
yes.

10^4.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Google calculator to the rescue :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# He tells the truth.
admittedly it was only running at 1,000 G at the time, so at the distance I was at, it should only have been a few Gauss, but it's a new and shitty Swiss-made memory stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# fucking hell
when are you from, 1956? or are you just a cosmologist?

/has to use gauss and doesn't like it blog :( gauss are a damned silly unit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# gauss
is the proper unit for proper scientists. There. I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# ^ this
F*** physics and its SI system. c.g.u. all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Christ, what is this, the Flat Earth Society?
Luddism Today?

I still have to use Gauss and it annoys me. I also have great fun with codes where everything from temperature to time to distance to acceleration is measured in various powers of megaparsecs.

This also annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)
# It makes my work a lot easier
to have a scale you can actually work with.

(N g^2 mu~B^2)/(3 k~B) = 0.125.

You don't get that kind of somplicity in SI...
You and your 4*pi*10^whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Yeah but my work is way harder
You try and sit there and figure out what Newton's constant is in fucking (Mpc)^-2.

Granted, this is nothing to do with Gaussian units but it's important anyway.... Plus I like that 4pi in Maxwell's equations. It makes angular integrations so much more pleasant.

This said, I haven't used units where time and space are different for about five years now. This is marvellous so long as I don't have to work with the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# That's not work.
That is avoiding actual work by fucking around with numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# You take that back!
I avoid numbers whenever possible. greek letters are where it's at. I haven't actually put numbers to anything for about 9 months now, and that's the way I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
#
6CO2(g)+6H2O(g)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Pah
Chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *rages*
If it wasn't for chemistry, there'd be no chicks in the sciences...
With the exception of medicine.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)
# And biology
About 60% girls at my undergrad uni.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# There's a surprising number in medical physics.
I'm not sure where they came from, because there were hardly any in physics at uni.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# they are just trying
to snag a doctor and are only there because their naive dads make them go.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
# That's certainly why I'm in it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# you're the reason
the dads are naive ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I like science
But I'm not called Boris - does that rule me out?
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Hmm.
*rubs chin.

'Fraid so, Mr non-Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Yes, but the real question is how many parsecs can you do the Kessle Run in?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# 3.3
there's a shortcut just past the third black hole no-one knows about. it's a reference to how near you can get to the black holes, so you do it in the shortest distance.*



* Bollocks stolen from Wikipedia a while back. George Lucas is an idiot and thinks that parsecs measure time. It is possible that Han Solo works in units where c=1 but, frankly, I fucking doubt it, not least because it would make the Kessle Run about the size of the galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)
# And this is why scientists shouldn't be allowed into the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I'm not in the real world
I'm on the internet. The real world is scary.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:31, archived)
# \o/
*Awards Sexy Science Award*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Let that be a lesson to you
Either never use a flash stick or never go down to the basement and mingle with those weird experimentalists.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Never a problem with my old one
just this new one I have.
I love my SQUID.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i yearn for the day
when i too can invite famous professors to my department and enjoy myself pulsing a 5T magnet at their pacemaker. and credit cards.

ahahahahahahahahahha.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
# "My pulsing 5T magnet"
Science phone box card, anyone?

New paper out last Friday, another out on tuesday and one more submitted last wekk.
Busy times...

*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Oh god yes.
Bagsy Nikola Tesla.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# yeah yeah yeah WOTEVA
i wrote a paper LONGHAND last weekend. all it needs are the results, which i've dumped on a phd student here. he'll do it shortly (it won't take all that long actually, just when he's built a code he has to build anyway) and then a nice easy paper which will offend everyone in the field because they take life too seriously. i'm well looking forward to this. this time I'M claiming first author, so i get to have the outraged emails in german.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Excellent work!
I'm part-way through writing a few. Very, very pissed off my old supervisor has been sitting on a paper that's finished for nearly a month now. I've even written the cover letter and he still hasn't submitted it.
Rrrrraaaagggghhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:31, archived)
# on the other hand
i've just looked at the list of papers i've got to write that's pinned to my wall. right now it lists 13 of the things -- one pretty much done except the actual results part of things. one half-done with most of the results but no actual writing. one that's been going for almost 5 years and is full of good but insanely slow code i can't optimise. and so forth.

it looks ace until i think that i want to get them all out. soon.

also there's one i should have delivered results on two months ago and the coding turned into a right bitch and i have to spend next week hammering that desparately or i get some pissed off south africans coming after me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Do you know the ALPS project?
Monte Carlo simulations for magnetism. Except it only runs on f***ing linux and the b*****ds at the computing department won't install it on the cluster.
Any chance of writing a windows verion....?

*no, I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# calm down.
you are making me feel guilty about not doing any BOINC projects recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ah, boinc
i was meant to write a code based on that a few years ago. it went ok and then my contract ran out. quite nice software, actually, in some ways.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# actually no, never heard of it
sorry :( also, i'd be very tempted to write it in linux, i'm afraid. windows doesn't like makefiles very much. nor does it have decent c or f90 compilers.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I know... :(
It's hard for us non-geeks.*


*by 'geek', I mean comparatively within the sciences as opposed to the general populace.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I actually still find it hard
to learn that I'm viewed as a relative non-geek in science. How the hell did that happen....?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# *wants a Tesla coil*
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# This is some kind of guy.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# someone has stolen his pint
but lully
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Someone has stolen his little fingers
I think he's Neil Kinnock
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Is he a Thespian?
Edit: He looks like a thespian.

EditEdit: Hes a fucking thespian all right.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I bet he can crush that skull with his teefs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I think you are right.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# crunchy skull treats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# It's a man.
Only women are thespians!
(Pelle ghola, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Is that true true
or lies true?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT A LIME!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# YES I AM!
Now get out of my rowboat.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *steals your lemon*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# You cant.
I set traps.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *steals your traps*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Why I aught-a...!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# And now he's getting excited
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# And so are we!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I love these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


Am I going to hell for this?
(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# we're all going to hell
so may as well make the most of it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# wanks from the grave?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Ah...
Missed that one... Would've been good!
(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Beadle had a small cock but...
...on the other hand, it was massive!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodbye untainted childhood memories...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha
You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Well, I don't have any good childhood memories about him anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# show me on this doll
what he did
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# *shows*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Ghey. All of you.


***End of message***
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# awww these little critters look cute
Wheres my tesla bee?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# They look cute but they work similar to gremlins,
except attention=water.

Oh shit. I forgot them. Bbbrrrbbb.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Id still have one
as long as they dont turn green and skanky and start gooing everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# AH WANT WUN. CAN AH HAVE WUN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
They are torwls! Nastry Trowls. Eeewwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# ROFL
Here, I found Goatse 4 u!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# PMSL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# PMSL?
Private Message Sex and Location?

U STALKR!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# OH HAI!
TNX 4 DA GOASTSEA LOLoloOLOLo2!OO12l1111!!onenenen
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# UR WELCM
LOL HE'S GOT FUCKED ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I'm surprised they didn't pick the more obvious name...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Yummy
Did you get/enjoy your cd?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# i did indeedly
ta v much
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I only got 2 and one of them was blank
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i only got two too
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Me three.
Where are my others you cunts!?

/end rant
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# is there somewhere
we can complain to?
Or just send abusive messages to the peopel who didnt send?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I gaz'd and emailed the guy who runs it a few weeks back.
No response so far.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Cunts
I think after I finished exams I will send out arsey emails asking wheres my cd!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# "You should've just called
it Shite-a-bix"
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# mmm cardboardy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# hehehe!
although weetabix with hot milk was my favourite schoolday brekky, with tons of sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Two birds
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Oh, wow!
That really worked well. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# TJ:
From this weeks newsletter:

* ANSWER A B3TARD'S QUESTION! - omg_oakley asks,
"Is there such thing as a pill or some other
system to make ordinary tap water into fizzy
water?"

Surely Alka Seltzer, or even tastier, Berocca.

I miss Soda Stream too... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# pepto bismol + water
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Ugh...
Pepto Bismol never ever under any circumstances
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# It sorts me out if im pissing out my arse
But it does make me sick
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# It's just all wrong that you'd put that pink gloop in your body
when you're feeling sick anyhow...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# But when the slightest movement on your part
makes liquid drip out of your anus

Its a sacrifice Im happy to take
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Ew!
But did you know if you take Pepto Bismol at night, it turns your tongue black? That happened to me once, and as well to my 6th grade English teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# No
But that sounds fun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Nuhn-uhn!
No fun at all. It made me really upset to have a black tongue.
And my teacher's? By the end of the day it had like...faded strangely and it was brown-ish. Wrong. Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# haha poo licker!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I want a black tongue
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# THANKYOU.
It took long enough for someone to make that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Meow!
That's a clever idea, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# It also looks like a chinese man, with one of those cool moustaches,
wearing a cat mask.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Dear mofofa
Have a woo,
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'm going to print this out and pretend I'm at a masquerade ball.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# If you flip it upsidedown, it looks like a goose.
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# that's really cool
have a blurred sheep

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# The first one looked better :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# yeah, I'm just messing about
trying to get a handle on quick mask blur.

appreciate the honest though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I often forget about quick mask.
I guess because I don't like the idea of losing the mask when I'm done masking. I like to try to keep everything I've used, so that I can drop back at any stage and redo stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# That looks really weird!

CFB^
I took this yesterday morning before we opened; inches away from the litle guy; INCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# awww
I think we have the same camera, 10D? What lens do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Lenseless!
It's Business and Development's and was very kindly donated to us; but without additions sadly; I just nick it all the time and see what happens :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Cat Birds!
(In the style of knife-wrench from scrubs)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Cor
That's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# that's rather clever
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# tweet + miow= woo
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Ah
Most woo, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Very Nice!!!!!
Well impressed !!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I like that
nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Noice
I expect to see that ripped off all round the net.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Two birds one cat!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# cool
do more !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

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